Where are you Going? Tom Green

[qlet]

Pick it up you son of a bitch! 'cause Mickey loves you.

[favre16]

I think the old geezer was going to either a porn shop or a bar...lol

[woody8878]

that old man has pretty eyes.

[mgs19901]

@woody8878 haha!

[mgs19901]

This old guy mustuv got picked on too much ass a kid and decides to finally stand up for himself and take it out on poor ol' tom green :( X)

[Voxnulla]

Call the cops on the idiot mother fucker.

[HowToDoStuffCorrect]

i'd guess that he was going to the LCBO?

[yoda12345678]

The guy is clearly mentally handicapped.

[damagedone56]

tom would have hit him with a jab and the old man would have dropped

[tntCODman]

i bet hes a crack dealer in disguise and thought tom green worked for a secret government agency whos job is to track down and kill old grumpy crack dealers

[Drkspeedy]

Where's weird al?

[Matthewlovesanime]

The old man was kicked out of a bar so he is going to find another one

[MarceloLaraM]

hahahaha fucking classic!!! I don't get tired of watching it. Tom is so perfect at this....

[favre16]

Old guy is probably a closet petaphile...lol...Fricken hilarious

[xINVISIGOTHx]

where I live, most old people act like that

[NaeJoy]

lol it looked like he was coming back at the very last second

[w00tw00tjon]

I hate these old men

[Seannyskillz]

HES SOOO HAMMERED

[scottudell]

Can somebody say DRUNK??

lol or senile...

[Silks]

Anybody have the clip where Tom is dancing with his shirt off with his college roommate to the song "I Like To Move It" by Reel 2 Reel? I remember laughing my ass off back in the day.

[Johhnycashmonkey]

cow in lounge chair holding a balloon t-shirt

[FlyingSujin67]

he shoulda said like, "nice meeting you.. bye bye. by the way, Where you goin'?"

[DizzyWalin91]

@FlyingSujin67

exactly what i was thinking!!!

[comecorrect1]

None of ur damn business where I'm going Bullshit to you!!! lol that old grumpy man needs to take a chill pill he funny as fuck though.

[C2CONTINUE]

Have a nice day.

[MK2StreetJetta]

What an angry old cunt

[amzysguy]

This is an absolute classic bit of footage!

[mph122170]

That is the first pissed off Canadian I've ever seen.

[Chaoitcme]

@mph122170 He must have immigrated from the States. ;)

[nachoisone]

LMFAO!!!!!!!! I don't want you to ask me anymore question "why do you want to hit me?" = comedy gold

[corc7614]

lol he was clearly drunk

[cityfan22]

perce

[xgmb45]

he was going to the adult store, lol

[kaa10]

tom green cmon man i woulda gave that old fuck a nice KO

[arkham335]

In Canada.. we have eh-holes

[vTupaczGhosTv]

looooooooooool

[lilvin69]

best part dont ask me anymore questions or ill nail u one

ok why do you want to hit me?

[mebizzarobrian]

Ed Gein

[JohnnyFumarolas]

Turning on the captions makes it even funnier

[louisgjohnson]

is he drunk as fuck or?

[DoctorKrabs]

How does one take a flying fuck?

[SuperDaLINKwent]

@DoctorKrabs having sex on an airplane

[DoctorKrabs]

@SuperDaLINKwent lol

[kwfsuperstar]

@DoctorKrabs say if you were raped on a plane

[lilvin69]

@DoctorKrabs rapeing a pilot?

[lastlane]

HAHA, its none of your god damn business where I'm going, fkin hoes

[miladimedina]

lol

[batbatcat]

the old guy made this the best tom green video ever

[KllswtchOvrDrv]

He's hammered.

[conor0011]

I can guess where he was going ... to go to buy drugs and alcohol :p

[dmbean85]

He sounds like Mike Pipper from The Final Sacrifice

[Useless2112]

That's weird, I always thought Trailer Park Boys was fictional.

[harley22x]

@Useless2112 My uncle use to know a group of guys that were JUST like the Trailer Park Boys. They lived in a trailer, one was constantly carrying a class of rum, and they were always comming up with odd schemes to make money. LOL. ... and we live in Canada

[bigboy6969100]

I hate old man

[girlsailor123]

wtf is on his shirt?

[straightedge442]

@girlsailor123 It's a sunbathing cow, hahaha.

[118Huntervasser]

a Giant Angry Yoda

[samsungmartiHKM]

A flying what?

[johnny22190]

you know Tom Green wanted to asked him if he was on drugs...

[killjoyclown]

ahahaha can i guess were your going where? ahahaaha bring back tom green

[jordanashelin18]

1:23 watch his finger lol

[slovakia6669]

dont ask me another question or ill nail you one

tom green: ok why do you want to hit me?

hahaha awsome tom

[piprell90]

I think someone had too many Moslons....

[illting]

The opposite of a good day.

[topgunn916]

he was walking with his knuckles dragging on the ground! ^-^ i think he was tipsy

[mrburns805]

I would have asked where he was going when he was walking away

[elmorro78]

How awesome was the old mans flying fuck signal!

[dbpgh]

this old man started the day out happy enough, with his happy sun shirt and all. never thought somebody would ask him where he was going. like i always say, canadians are some seriously violent people!

[christower50]

@dbpgh Hey hey no canadians are not violent were drunk theres a diffrence

[dbpgh]

@christower50 i have 3 letters for you: "NHL"...america wasnt so violent before the sport came here, please dont hurt me!

[christower50]

@dbpgh Pretty sure america had football.

[dbpgh]

@christower50 yes, but it was a gentlemans game before the NHL. now, it is like the WWE. this is why i refuse to enter the kill zones, as i call them. the north and southern countries bordering us.

[christower50]

@dbpgh I see so your one of those ignorent pricks who pick on other nathionalities. You know statistically speaking america is much more violent than canada so next time do your research before you try to bully antoher country.

[dbpgh]

@christower50 ok, im sorry, please dont do anything against me ok? i ask your forgiveness, just wanted to make friends. please dont attack me or kill me or anything like that, i am not a fighter. im not looking for any trouble....

[christower50]

@dbpgh I dont fight bro i never have never will unless someone starts it i have to end it.

[dbpgh]

@christower50 Hello. This is Mr. Benning, Devin's father. Apparantly you and my son have had some difficulties recently and we are a little concerned. You see, Devin had some nightmares last night as a result of some of your posts here, and we just wanted to make sure everything is alright. He is to start school this week and is afraid that you might show up. Is there any way that we can resolve this peacefully? He needs to graduate this year.

[losingzoe]

this man died sept 23rd 2004

[LadyLotus74]

@losingzoe Well, I guess now we know where he went. Finally, after all these years. Thank you. ;-0

[YouCanCallMeCharlz]

"You want this?"

"Oh yeah, I do want that actually..."

[S1W2E3D]

HAW OMG

[glenabo]

Tom Green should have grown a pair and broke his jaw.

[1h23h237whejh23h]

I think this is the only funny thing that he's ever had on his stupid ass show 

[Terramax]

This is how wars start....

[kendallbob]

who are you?

im myself!

[4543563]

@kendallbob

That's the greatest response EVAH.

[billybigbone]

its still working to this day, god bless that plucky mic

[Moldova]

Watch the crazy old drunk at the very end of the video... he turns around and follows Tom.

[Te4RHyP3]

@Moldova that's when the real fun must've started

[xgmb45]

He was probably going to the gay bar

[zikten]

this guy is pretty quick on his feet to be able to maintain his composure and keep this thing going.

[ocoinne1]

Is that a cow sunbathing on the mans t-shirt?

[Mollysconfession]

obviously Tom could kick this old piece of shit's ass but he can't it's on TV he can't exactly just start hitting him.

[gewooneerlijk]

HE IS GOING TO THE HOOKERS

[dbpgh]

Myself clearly could have resolved this situation.

[dbpgh]

the best thing about this crazy dude? his fin happy ass shirt!

[drewdonham]

how does an awesome video like this get ANY dislikes

[ShootersNotice]

I'll take on the three of you!

Lol there is only two

[the89oliver]

@ShootersNotice tom green, random passer-by and the cameraman. 3 ppl lol, even funnier cuz the other guy wasn't involved hahah

[ShootersNotice]

@the89oliver well he didnt really acknowledge him

[1by1illknockuout]

Transcribe audio is hilarious on this

[dbpgh]

hes lucky he does this in canada, im sure if that crazy old dude had a gun hed of used it

[HeyImSiim]

I'm myself lol!

[chicityjoka]

i dont care how old you are otm should of beat his ass fuck that guy

[Casarzino]

I like the part where he was angry

[heavym3tal]

160 people don't want to say where they are going



[turtles12]

@heavym3tal shut up

[plingeren]

Press 5 to take a flying fuck.

[turtles12]

@plingeren no

[MechanicalChrist1]

Im myself hahaha

[turtles12]

@MechanicalChrist1 yeah that was the gayest least intelligent response possible, you can tell he was a nerd and as usual he couldn't man up to the occasion and think of something clever

[makohit]

I'm myself?

[suics]

tom green is a pioneer for trolling

[WispierTetrahedrons]

0:40 He almost slipped and told him. That would've been great (not that it isn't already).

[honchoryanc]

He was going to get beer

[CloggedLacrimalGland]

If it was me and he did that "take a flying fuck",

I'd be like "take a superman punch!"

[critter505]

@CloggedLacrimalGland lol, funniest comment all day!

[QuantumBasis]

lol this dudes insane

[herefordmsv]

Most robust Microphone in the world!

[newmeat123]

that guy should be punches with a ottowa sens jacket on

[heavym3tal]

I think this was Tom Green Audition Tape for 20/20. Being an investigative reporter isn't easy.

[TheNaomiengland]

WHY CANT THEY UPLOAD TOM GREENS DEF KIDS OR SOMETHING WHY WHY

[Leatherbubba]

Max Hardcore in thirty years.

[ozzymanni4]

bullshit to you

[flyguyty33]

How have I never seen this video until now???

[TDog14126]

that old guy rules!

[markfromidaho]

Gee. ANd I thought Canadians were polite lol

[sydneybrittanytv]

That's right Tom. You run from that old man. Run and be proud!

[moOswe]

I used to watch this clip at least once a day a while ago :D

[stickleyaaron]

"bleh bleh bleh"

[IJEnfy]

2:30

Old man: OH-YEE-BO-YA-YE-ER-BREARR

Tom: Blragh Blragh Blragh

Old Man: Ya.

[MikeonTU]

Tom Green was really smart in the way he slowly progressed the craziness without stopping the confrontation!

[TheXeeman]

I thought he was going to the porn store

[jimmyPain2121]

I would of smacked the shit out of that old man

[snobebeatz]

What a sturdy mic...

[cryptosguns]

"Take a flying FUCK!!!!"

*does arm movement*

[mariavon22]

A classic! So good to see it again as I often think of but never thought I'd see it again.

[Casarzino]

the guy moves around like a Gorilla, probably has the same brain capacity

[Casarzino]

I like his shirt though

[Leealk3]

amazing

[keglimp]

the reaction of a guilty pedo who thought he was getting caught out on his way to his rape dungeon.

[anaemiabag]

lol if you have any faith left in humanity

[kwang1imsa]

Tom Green: World's biggest troll.

[GameOfYears]

I'd love it if Tom turned around and screamed at him.

[calcatchem]

does he have a moo cow suntanning on his shirt

[GameOfYears]

Think this is staged?

[hulkmam3]

@GameOfYears no

[xXx3rdAgeK0xXx]

Take a flying f*ck

[Underdogpiano]

WHO ARE YOU! MYSELF XD

[nick7allright]

nam vet

[fatnaken]

Dude, that guy flipped off Tom harder than anybody EVER!

[dtgamerat]

Click on the cc tab and click the "Transcribe" tab. Hilarity will ensure big time.



[JayBird4theW1N]

@dtgamerat THANK YOUUUUU!!! 

[BroWhatever2]

Tom Green is a fun motherfucker. Such a nice guy.

[themcnabs]

Grandpa? 

[Penicuikdean2010]

has anyone noticed that all his interviewers seem to stare at the mic when he points it at them lol.

[bethany311997]

lol tom is funny but also seems like a sweet guy

[rbbreeding]

A lot of people think he's just a grumpy old man..

But the way he handles himself and the way he walks leads to believe he might have some mental issues... and prob intoxicated.

Still funny though...

[rbbreeding]

@USAdude30

They also gave us the Trailer Park Boys... If you haven't watched that you need to.

[USAdude30]

@rbbreeding Trailer park boys?!..Lol...No I haven't seen it. Is it a TV series?

[rbbreeding]

@USAdude30

Yea it was, they don't make it anymore... I think the last season was in 2007.

They also made a couple of movies, check em out on youtube.

[USAdude30]

@rbbreeding I watched some here on Y/T there funny,that dude that is always waving the 9mm around needs to have that gun taken away until he completes a gun safety course though:D

[MegLuvzLife]

@USAdude30 -Trailer park Boys are the shit! Super fucking funny!I found them last year and have loved them ever since!

[USAdude30]

@MegLuvzLife Yea man.I love them too.People need to lighten up and laugh at our stereo types,I'm crack'en up to no end again listening to this.What the hell happened to Tom Green anyways? Have we gotten that p/c already?

[NotIkeman]

One of his best segments ever.

[Skaggydog]

i hope someone picked up that trash

[FartFaceJimmy]

Is that Jim Layhey? Drunken fuck.

[rbbreeding]

@FartFaceJimmy

Wish Randy ba bandy was there.

[casanovacraig12]

love how the cameraman's breathing gets heavy once the mic wrestling begins

[reLLow]

did someone notice about those shoes?

[michaeljamesmccabe]

Hey! Over a million views!!! Awesome!

[CartmanMetalHead]

I'M MYSELF

[rvhawkeye]

he lost his way to the mental hospital

[rvhawkeye]

he looking for little children

[catchfree84]

lmao @ the people sitting there watching in the window

[Lurea666]

tilidin