U2 - Misheard Lyrics

[KangoTV]

My good one was always "see them driving nails into the souls of the champagne..." (Bullet The Blue Sky)

[Tridecalogism]

Bacon and ham... Cannot unhear... thanks.

[Xixh4npr0]

Eating from a cat!!! XDDD LMFAO

[LisForeverU2]

I love it! hahahaha

[duke1497]

Haha! Thank you for a much needed laugh!

[marihutten]

this also reminds me of the first time i heard "breathe" and was very skeptical over the "striptease" thing, i thought I misheard it but that was actually it.

[marihutten]

bacon, bacon, bacon, haaaam. hahaha i almost died.

The "snooker hall" on Promenade, I actually thought it was "sneak a whore" up until... well... now, thanks for clearing that up for me after being a fan for 11 years.

[methicThem]

Awesome job!! :D

[BringItBackITV]

I've got one. This is one i thought of when i was listening to it: In the intro to "I Will Follow" Bono says something, i don't know what it is but it sounds like "fire away at zingolo" - Zingolo is some Ghana fairtrade thing.

[herhiddensmile]

tramps and gypsys all around, that's exactly what i heard the first time when i was listening starin at the sun :)

nice job anyway

[0hMailanta]

Well, they are from Ireland.. .

[TrinityMacPhisto]

I read somewhere "Shamu the mysterious whale"

[TrinityMacPhisto]

"Shake it, shake it, shake it, salami!" ALWAYS!

[tqn1972]

Awesome video! Thank you so much for posting! That was great!

[GeneralLagspam]

Instead of hearing it misheard as "dressed up like a cockroach" I heard it as "dressed up like a cock rash"...

[MusicMasterTasmania]

I am guilty of the 'effin dumb' one many times haha XD

[TheArkhamBat]

It's funny to read them cause they sound like it.....totally putting the words in your mouth but still funny!!!! and I am a huge U2 fan by the way!!! Awsome!!!!hahahhaha

[Twilightescence5]

They could not take your pie!! XD

[Mandanara]

Shamu the mysterious whale! :)

[HolaDeco]

This is hilarious! Leaves me with cheese around my neck.

[FuzzieLogick]

Lmao... "A cat blowing out of control on the wind..."

I just realised that I thought Bono says "Listen for me, I'll be shouting..." in I'll Go Crazy if I Don't Go Crazy Tonight but he actually says "Do you believe me, or are you doubting?" (or something to that effect).

Think I also need to clean my ears out!

This video made me lol, thanks for posting it :o)

[StellitzaB]

@FuzzieLogick He's singing both of those things, just in different parts of the song :D

[FuzzieLogick]

@StellitzaB So I was right! Damn inaccurate lyrics website!! I thought he def said listen for me I'll be shouting... better cancel that hearing aid I ordered ;o)

[salezx]

"She MOOS in mysterious ways" !!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOL

[njitram00000]

In your underwear underwear!

[JoeMama0017]

WTF IS THIS ITS DUMB

[ultimateanimedorkboy]

@JoeMama0017

Go away. You have no sense of humor.

[AlexanderMaccabee]

Lame and retarded, or retarded and lame?

[ultimateanimedorkboy]

@AlexanderMaccabee

Go away. You and JoeMama have no sense of humor.

[mrzachattackf]

Ok your real lyrics aren't right an you should spend more time playing the clips then thanking flickr not funny

[martitta1]

Electric toaster:D:D I was crying :) very very great misheardi need more vids like this

just fantastic:D

Electric toaster , baby don't cry:D:D

[MrLis1989]

Amazing video!!!

[lisamarie656]

I am DYING!!!!!!!!!! This is great. Thanks for sharing.

Favorite: Water was warm until you discovered I peed.

OMG-thanks!!!

[SexyBoots339]

I have to admit my worst. This particular misheard lyrics really messed up my interpretation of "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me"

Misheard: And won't you help me Jesus/I'm going down on one knee/But I'll want that money back/ if you're lying, honey please.

Which are MUCH dirtier than the actual: They want you to be Jesus/They'll go down on one knee/But they'll want their money back/if you're alive at thirty-three

[U2rocker97]

in The Hands That Built America, the part before the opera-sounding singing starts, i always hear, "Holy, Moley!!" 

[brontxe]

I Will Follow:

English:... Your eyes, make a circle

Spanish:... Your Eyes...Moco Seco (dried mucus)

[PELLOLI]

In "ONE" the line "to drag the past out" was seriousli misheared as "Te traigo pasta" (spanish for "I bring the Pasta"

[sneekysnake0]

In Unforgettable Fire, as a younger lad I always understood the lyric to be; " Walk on by walk on through, so stay to procedure my son....hey boy"

the actual lyric is "Walk on by, walk on through, so sad to beseige your love so head on"

In Even Better Than the Real Thing, I used to hear "Give me one last dance, come inside and we'll sip on some things"

Actual lyric is "Give me one last dance , we'll slide down the surface of things"

Craziness, I'm sure If I think hard enough, I recall more

[RangerPete61]

Very funny. U2 is greatest band ever!

[CarleyG721]

this is actual bollux coz u can understand nearly all of them anyhow x

[simonbillinton]

GENIUS VIDEO!!! Thank you so much for making it. Made me laugh heartily.

My 2 favourites: "Skys full of felines" & "She Moos in mysterious ways"

[Zaeriuraschi198]

I cracked up! One of my favorites:

"The sky's full of felines..." :)

[eriksson0]

Hahaha very funny!

[DaveXanderBass]

U SHUD MOST DEFF MAKE A PART 2!!!!!!!!!

btw in "So cruel" the line that goes:

"You need her like a drug"

i thot it said "You beat her like a drum"

[dorcik93]

"In your underwear, underwear, underwear, underwear..." LOL

"No f****ng words"- this line just killed me :D

[devilcomments]

The one in "A Sort of Homecoming" I had heard it previously too... But that one in "City of Blinding Lights" killed me! I really laughed.

Can't remember any lyrics of them that I misheard...

[Kuj2YY]

THEY COULD NOT TAKE YOUR PIE!

[ProfessorEggflesh]

Thanks so much for this! A much needed laugh. I am in tears from laughing so hard! "No fuckin' words..." Excellent!

[fishqwer]

I always hear "sometimes you get naked, on your own."

[ajaxrulzz]

I always hear flowers only if he sings it live i hear Fireworks

[ludou2]

oddio stupendo XD

[MKCyrax1997]

Wtf Sometimes I feel like Chicken

So hilarious

Sky full of felines

[1441MUN1441]

gud job!

[TishAlton]

The one version has an extension:

Bacon! Bacon! Haaaaaaaaaaaam!

Golden Haaaaaaaam!

Eggs! Eggs!

[swnyc]

Sometimes I feel like chicken

LMAO

[animallover88]

Haha, "Edge is blowing in the breeze." :)

[harryvh]

Guilty as charged of :

eating from a cat - took me ages to work that one out

nights you filled with flowers - still gets me, as if he says fireworks!

heavens gate - only worked it out when I saw this!

iodine in the sky - as above (makes more sense than I and I anyways)

little red dress - I actually just thought this was guitar, but little red dress makes more sense than what's there

I always thought, rather than leopards in head, it was lepers in your BED, which is nearly as concerning

[DOL1313]

He often sang it live as "lepers in your bed", particularly during the ZooTV tour. It was a reference to the AIDS epidemic.

[William1990hill]

water is warm until you discovered i peed

[ljubac]

electric toaster :D

[u2tribe]

fantastico...

[happynessis11]

LOL "Is love like a taco"

[DOL1313]

That was one of my personal misheard lyrics. I was seriously like "WTF?  How would Bono in 1978 Ireland even know what a taco was?"

[ProfessorEggflesh]

@DOL1313 - Irish tacos. Ha!

[inayeah]

there's this line in hawkmoon 269, that goes "like a preacher needs pain"

I always understood "like a printer needs paint"

[DOL1313]

Nice!

[heihererjeg45]

lol, ''they could not take your pie''

[Th3K00lCj]

LOL @  3:30

[DownSouth94]

Edge is blowing in the breeze lawl

[ZacOnTV]

lol! "She Moos, in mysterious ways"

[SuzzCC]

This is sooo funny!!!!!!!

Hope you make a part 2 of more misheard lyrics!!  Thanks James!!!

[aresorum]

Extremely entertaining!

[bjw1978]

OMG...I'm a U2 fan and I DO mishear a bunch of the lyrics!!!

[BryanSlashed]

sky's full of felines... LOL :D

[breda83]

Wish they'd stayed unheard

[minouche411]

can we rewind and just watch porn (btw excellent song) lolllll

[SparklesEatRabbits]

LOL BRIGHTENED UP MY DAY I WATCHED THIS LIKE 4 times and could not stop laughing! XD RANDOM! Faves: Salami They could not take your pie Shamu, the mysterious whale bacon bacon bacon and HAAAAM Sometimes I feel like Chicken Nutella! Nutella! LEMON CHEESECAKE! In the belly of a lemon

[roqueanddrolle]

@SparklesEatRabbits I want to marry you because of this comment. You sound like a lunatic to anyone not aware of the mysteries contained in this video. Bravo!

[historybuff09]

I have ALWAYS thought that they say "little red dress" in Mofo lol.

[coeuzz]

hahahahaa

Every artist is a catapult!!!!!!

[kolegamikolaja]

They could not TAKE YOUR PIE!!

[AndreNakamuraJr]

the picture connected with the "what happened to the beauty I had in sodomy" lyric is priceless

[Xalira06]

Fantastic! I still can't sing the right lyrics on Pride, I've always said "They told you lies" instead of "They took your life" :P But that's just one out of many :D

[CarlosFMeneses]

Guilty as charged... so funny

[juanacate]

this video made me laugh my head off.

thanks. 5/5, and favorited.

[Arghier]

oh god!! I got a call while I was watching the video, and I had to hung cause couldn't stop to laugh xDDD

[StellitzaB]

This was the funniest I've seen in many days!!! :D

[summerytime]

HAHAHAH this made my day :D

[DrugedSheep]

AAAAAAA OMG !!!!  :D 3:34

"Water was warm till you discovered I peed." :D

[SPARTAN750]

LMBAO 8-D

[skippersquirrel]

In Bullet the Blue Sky, instead of "See it driving nails into souls on the tree of pain" I heard "See it driving nails in the soul of my chia pet"

[19Dude65]

I heard: "I peed in every black hole" instead of "Ive been in every black hole." - Moment Of Surrender (No Line On The Horizon, 2009)

Very amusing what others heard. A+++

[luthander]

haah electric toaster

[richardaburt]

great!!! i love U2 thiey rock

[kingbubu80]

I love you U2, it's my favourite group, but this video is terrible amazing ahahah...lol

[WackyWoollie7]

hahaha,these are the best misheard lyrics...hilarious...two thumbs up!

[dragannov]

hahahaaaaaaaaaa

actually, I have always thought that Bono says: -...to the leopards in your head......

[JrRulz8]

I'm LMFAO!

[pyrochemists]

she moos in mysterious ways. hilarious!

[SpankyGooberpants]

no fucking words!

lol this is hilarious!

[tacosontheceiling]

I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time!! Some of these I have actually heard...the taco line is where I got my username :D

[p0pmart]

I've got a new Humvee HAHAHAAHA

[varda89]

electric coleslaw XD

[TheFly360]

That was hysterical! Great job DOL!

[JPuntervold]

The water is warm 'till you discovered I peed.

Genius.

[guitargoddess0527]

haha. it sounds like electric coaster to me! lol

[Cedea341]

sounds a little like "i don't believe in pantyhoses", instead of painted roses

[tormentedsoul666]

ELETRIC TOASTER! xD

[gr8jox]

in my opinion those are the most funny:

Can we rewind and just watch porn?

She moos in mysterios ways

Dressed up like a cockroach

[r0nd0m]

"sky's full of felines" xD

[akarasuma]

Is love like a taco??

I really want a U2 song that has this line in it. Really really.

[itsleviooosa]

that was so funny!! lol i really did think it was iodine in the sky for a while and till just then i then i thought it was the nights you filled with flowers haha

underwear underwear!! lmao!

[GibsonGirlTheSecond]

Bacon! Bacon! Bacon and haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!

[kll510]

OMG I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. My favorite, Electric coleslaw. ROFLOL

[bonnieduyyek]

i can't even pick a fave line they are all very funny!

[s96822]

Haven't laughed this hard since Borat.

Simply great.

[dawnoftime133]

OMG LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

BACON, BACON, BACON, and HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!

[loljklmaorotfl]

Humveee....I got a new Humvee! lol, that was the funniest one in my opinion

[zdepapepa]

Bacon&Ham and edge blowing in the breeze are definite highlights!

[winger26]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Very good, love the bacon and the shamu, the whale, those are the best :DDD

[guitargoddess0527]

BWAHAHAHA!

i love this!

i cant help but to laugh every time i watch this. lol

i love the bacon ham one!

[Larissa1083]

It's funny the way you put Bono's gate as the heaven's gate.

[Larissa1083]

Hahahah Very good!!!

Congratulations!

[jacosimons]

whahahaha they could not take your pie.....hahahaha great..super. greetings

[Chooo7]

The bacon one is actually great !

[tragkas]

wan' some, Bacon, Bacon and... HAaaa-AMm!!

rofl :)

Thanks Guys!

[neatperson42]

HAHA!!! This is too funny!

[Carlibengarli]

Especially when you're a dedicated U2-fan like me!

The funniest one must be "Nutella, Nutella"!

[YuriVox]

this is fuckin' hilarious I cannot stop laughing xDDDDD great great great work

[w3stivan]

1:18 roflmao

[over18]

Water was warm 'til you discovered I peed!

LMAO.

[CarmelU2fan]

I loved that! LOL

[joekayone]

I'm a huge U2 fan, so I appreciate this all the more.  Electric toaster!

[HyperMushrooms]

Sodomy. XD

[VetleVikGundersen]

The mysterious whale! hahah

[bono212]

Brilliant Chass, but it lacks Potty Girl :p

[DOL1313]

And "they tinkle as the boys play rock and roll" =P

[luv2sigh]

Haha this is really funny!!!

Some of the pictures go perfectly with the Misheard Lyrics. Good job