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From: captainfury2007
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  • bell end

  • i was looking for porn it was funny

  • nice ;D

  • FeetFetishLinks. COM

  • Nice one... lol

  • WTF!

    

  • I might as well tell my mom im watching porn

  • yea yummy

    

  • lmao fucker

  • Every year, its another buzzword! Like "haters" Man, people are slow to learn! And easy to hypnotize!

  • this was really easy to masturbate too

  • made me laugh. but why you wastin ur time dude lol

  • Makes me hornier ;D

  • Ohh, that was sexy ;D

  • shut the fuck up u gay ass hole.

    faget

  • @asiaiz4fun132 LOL fucking moron..... it faggot, not faget.... get a damn brain

  • @sirmichaelz91

    so i can say things the way i want u cant make me change

  • xD owning perverts for all time. You got me dude, you got me.

  • HAHAHHAHAHH

  • That was hot.

  • shit......

  • i just wanted to show my friends cause I DIED LAUGHING WHEN MY BF SHOWED ME THIS!!!!!!!!!!

  • ROTFL!

    

  • 0:20 yup thank you

  • wow your such a slut :P

  • ":|

    thats not even funny.

  • I don't get it? I was looking for scissors, I got scissors, now he's telling me that's not what I'm looking for? wtf???? lol

  • @darkgothyoda yeah...I was looking for scissors...some hot sexymmmmm scissors...but man them scissors...damn...that was hot....mmmmm yeah....show me them scissors baaabbbbbyyyyyy!  Have you ever seen hotter pair of scissors?

  • i was hoping for a rick role :)

  • you're just creating haters you moron

  • HOT SCISSOR ACTION

    fail fuck you

  • I find this video Hard to masturbate to

  • LOl i laughed soo hard

  • why is this age restricted???

  • hahah..fail..

    

  • click 5...

  • i started jerking off at 0:15

  • OMG xD fucking hilarious

  • thumbs up if you jizzed to that

  • i find this video rather easy to masturbate to

  • haha funny!!!

  • hilarious !!!! im still laughing

  • poooow fuck you haters rofl XD

  • AWESOME

  • fuc off fat dick

  • @TheMandude117 look like some kid or old shit bag got mad

  • MAN I LOVE BITCHES

  • thats fucking awesome. who would have thought of that

  • Epic!!! XD

  • fuck you fat bitch

  • LOLOL

  • lol

  • debile

    

  • i got a boner from one picture.. wow.

  • nice

    

  • nice

    

  • your a fag

  • 0:01 R.I.P. My Boner.

  • yeah bowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fuck you haters

  • that was fuckin funny XD

  • im not horny anymore:(

  • as soon as the video starts, pause, unpause, and press 5 hahaha

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!

  • dont hate guys this was pretty funny

  • lmfao you got me

  • lol wow u fail and ur a tard and must be a old pervert

  • Well it is sort of what most of us clicked on it for... i mean, he said there would be scissor action and we got that

  • lmao funniest shit ever hahaha

  • your joke is trash and so are you... Unfunny moron, a trailer jerk-off you are...

  • I bet you've used those same scissors to fuck yourself in the ass... you fucking faggot.

  • skillfully placed picture

  • That was the best video ever! wats the name of the song at the end of the video?

  • LOL! I knew it was fake all along

  • you fucker you suck seriously!

  • you fucker you suck seriosly!

  • thanks for the 0:20 lol.

  • jokes on you... i still got my nut... stupid asshole..

  • I still masturbated

  • omg it was funny at first but then this pig ass hole showed up and i was like weres my sissor action!

  • don't tell my dad, the big scissor.

  • fuck you >>>>>>>>>

  • Yaw want real porn... GOOGLE IT TRUST ME!!

  • hahaha

    

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN!

  • HAHA OMG ALL THE HATE COMMENTS SO FUNNY, come one guys this is a fucking joke respect it youtube will never accept porn it will ruin it also, just go to a porn site :P

  • guyz jsut take a fucking joke dude WTF if you want some porn go to a porn site not youtube jesus

  • fuck you

  • @maxiboodles  HAHAHAHAHAHAA!

  • i want fuck this baster on flore

  • lmao to much

  • HOT SCISSOR ACTION!! lol

  • Your mums a scissor!!!

  • that was epic :) !!!! lol i uploads this kind of vids to make ppl hate me too n its fun !! specially wen u get a haterzzz comment... lmao to make them more angrier im going to subscribe XDD take that haters :P

  • NICE 1 MAN LOL

  • Pinche idiota, hazte ver por un psicólogo y de paso chingas a tu madre!!

  • dude ur fat

  • What do I win :D ??!!!!

  • lol

  • i want to believe...

  • ....please help stop the farm murders in south africa...

  • hahaha. "don't tell my dad". best line ever.

  • omg i have no idea why PERVS are hating on this guys. he's just exposing you idiot fucking haters for what you are. he's HILARIOUS if you dont spend youre time hateing on him

  • hahaha whatta nerd :D

  • no life

  • wow lol your no life xD

    stupid faggot xd plz kill your self KILL YOUR SELF FUCKING NO LIFE!

  • este gordo es tonto jajajaja

  • Its funny how people get all mad when they dont get porn.

  • Join livewebsexxx . com where the girls do everything you want for just 0,99$/minute, hot girls!!!

  • lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

  • LOLZ! MY FRIEND TOLD ME TO WATCH THIS XD

  • This was epic LOL

  • Lol love this video and all the people getting angry.

  • YA WELL GUESS WHAT!!! FUCK U FAG

  • lol .. thats awesome

  • look u fucking fagg!

    im a lesbian, i enjoy having sexxxx, and i wanted to see some tits!!!!!i belive that all the people that commented agrey with me u fucking fag!!!!

    GO TO ME CHANNEL! JUST KLIK ON MY NAME!!!!I HAVE A SEX CHANNEL FOR ALL OF U TO ENJOY GUYS AND GALS!

  • well FUCK YOU BACK LITTLE DICK

  • hahahahah funny dude!!!!

  • go fuck yourself in your fat fucking ass you piece of fucking shit.

  • well at least its what the title says

  • dude u rock lol

  • fuck u as hole

  • I'm sooooo pissed right now. who does that guy think he is? I hate him.

  • SUCK MY DICK YOU MOTHERFUCKER , I GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU MOTHERFUCKER , !!! Xd

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooool

  • this is crap

  • hahaha fuckin funny

  • fuck you haters!!!.....for a middle aged man to make this u gotta be a fucking loser...i bet u searched that image on google and squirted in yur pants...then yur husband came and licked it off yur clit........ooo yea and plz do feel free to comment on this cuz i kno u will but idc enough to come back and check it..FUCK YOU..FAGGOT

  • Omgosh ! I love u now!!! This so soo effin hilarious!!!

  • scissor me timbers

  • dude that was fucking epic i cant stop laughing,

  • AHAHAHAH xD

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  • Two idiots licking their feet, what is not made by the vile money. 5*

  • dont tell my dad, hahaha!

  • thats funny!!!

  • haha fuckin halarious

  • get a life and grow pubes you barstered

  • hey mother fucker go to hell and get rape asshole

  • i thought it was funny as fuck hahah :)

  • that was good. a good trick.

  • ha ha no!!!!!!

  • gay!

  • ahahahahahaha

  • i find that you cant even spell masturbate correctly. get a job!

  • I'm going to jack off to this endlessly.

  • that was so damn lame -.- *yawn*

  • u disapoint me....

  • dude...captainfury u rock. very funny :)

  • rofl

  • omg

  • hahaha thAT HELA FUNNY

  • Douschebag... fuck...

  • you suck a fat dick fagit

    fuck im gladd ppl hate you fat peace of shit

  • Actually the don't hate me, thanks for playing!

  • @captainfury2007 Ur my hero

  • suck my dick ass hole we want real porn fat ass bich .i.

  • luv it

    lol lol lol and more loling or.... im cunfuseded lol lol

  • Keep the good work captainfury2007

    !!!

  • ha ha ha ha love it

  • DUDE THAT WAS AWESOME XD

  • BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUU­U!!!! I love it! xD

  • spoont!!

  • xD Hahaha, I love this.

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooool lmao !?!?!?!

  • XD hahahaha!!!!

    i was busting out laughing the whole time!!! XD

  • Woo go capttain fury all your videos make me lol did you ever eat the noodleonium?

  • awseome :)

  • this guys a fag

  • HA! This video was for you man!

  • this is hot

  • i know that girl she is nice , she is performing at the similar site as me sexi19(dot)com

  • Did you even watch the video??

  • naruto anime in tags??? WTH!?