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  • I Bet That Hurt The Shit Out Of The Floor!

  • WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!!

  • @SeaBearisNumber1 Hahahaha... I remember that! ;)

  • should have done a gainer

  • @sk8nchill53 funny witch, of course, you don't understand English. You and all the other sock puppets and witch paid perps only understand your occultist leaders. Don't you all speak in Hebrew or witchspeak?

    No one cares what you witches have to say, especially me. Now move along and find some one who gives a damn about you. That will be a hard thing to do. Witches usually become witches because they are so abrasive, no one can stand to be around you. I am right, am I not, witch boy.

  • keep pressing 4 - hours of fun

  • hey that was me, so it did make the news after all......huh who knew?

  • Nice parachute!!!! Lol

  • Unlucky lucky guy, he just missed the big air bags but he survived.... Well, what was the airbag for?

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  • @074August No one knows what you're talking about. Just thought you should know you're crazy.

  • What is he like Freiking LEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOO­YYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEENKINZ

  • FUCK OFF he never survived that!!!????

  • These are 911 jumpers filmed to be played back later to say people jumped.

    Hundred of witches gathered in downtown Manhattan on 911 to chant as GWB initiated the Mega Ritual of 911, kids chanted:

    watch?v=IedVRYUNWUU&feature=re­lated

    George W. Bush held a book of "America" upside down on his lap before he read "My Pet Goat" to summon demonic spirit of his grandfather Aleister Crowley, 666, baphomet to initiate the MEGA ritual of 911.

    Burning gold/silver, letting it cool is ritual.

    ,

  • @074August

    Psychosis is a serious mental impairment. Please get help.

  • Should have gone to specsavers

  • hmm a bag? whats next? underwear?

  • lookd like it was working for a sec haha

  • Hmm – a little morbid, but too good not to comment on.

    In no particular order, things that sprang into my head (sorry, most are skydiver jokes);

    1) Paper or plastic?

    2) Don’t let Luigi Cani see this, he doesn’t need any new ideas

    3) Was his plastic bag packed slider up or slider down?

    4) Maybe next time put the air bags a little closer together?

    5) Is that thing TSO’d?

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  • 6) If you think THAT’S going to make me want to drink RedBull, think again!

    7) Excited about getting a slot for Bridge Day, Dumfok Twat (his real name), rushes to the roof to practice his deployment.

    8) He was trying to catch the ‘LazyShts.com’ letters in his bag but they moved away too quickly!

    9) It worked for Mary Poppins!

    10) That will teach him to set his Cypress set to ‘Expert’ mode!

  • @xphilip i missed his cypres fire

  • Nice parachute

  • i think the bag got wind under it and almost blew him off course into that gap

  • ale zapierdolil..ja bym skoczyl troche bardziej w bok na asfalt,aby nie trafic w poduszke!!!! hahaha....

  • i would have went army knive first into it aha!

  • FAIL

  • He dropped so fast.

  • hmzhab total lust bilder tauschen und chatn bin so einsam brauche dringend beschäftigung

  • It looked as though a couple of feet over and he would have landed between airbags. Maybe he was aiming for the gap.

    The bag as a mini-chute was a nice touch though. ;)

  • If I was in his shoes, and if this really was an attempt, not being able to commit suicide, really makes me want to commit suicide.

  • he just wanted a free bass jump

    what a scammer

  • should have used a trash bag LOL

  • how stupid!!!

  • The question for 911 is why didn't these multi-millionaire hedge-funders invest in a $1500 parachute and just keep it in their 80th story office? It's nerve-wracking working in a tall building. How could they think that the stairs would always be available?

  • because up draft would make it impossible to auctually make it useful, it would snag on the building, rip open and you would plumet hitting asphalt at 100 mph instead of 120mph, because rather simply of the drag of the cloth, and no, a repelling system won't work because the length of the rope would weigh about 1500 pounds at least, which makes you like a spider web on a windy day, only your swinging back and forth at 50mph, bouncing off the building which would kill you

  • oh yeah, and one more thing, everything is on fucking fire, or if not, hot ember are floating through the air, which would burn the parachute, and escape rope, again impractical unless you have mounting points for a safety rope, again if they did all that then they would have just put that money towards airport security, oh and repelling is slower then stairs, oh and a parchuite needs training to properly operate, especially in a fucking windy city with big buildings everywhere

  • FAIL

  • why didnt they place these big air bags around the twin towers during 9/11?

  • because the people that staged and filmed it were supposed to make it appear as something unpredictable,

    they did the casting on craigslist for the jumpers

  • All went fast and there is A LOT of traffic. No chance.

  • @Chacha5678 because it was an inside job.

  • the building were burning and about to fall... they wouldnt have done much....

  • because he was going about 50mph, while the people jumping out of the 89th floor would be going 120mph, basically the people at the twin towers would be going so fast they'd just punch a hole right through the bag and hit pavement,and they can't design these to catch someone going 120mph because the material would need to be thick which makes it heavy, and hitting something heavy is the similar as hitting asphalt, if they could they would have

  • @Chacha5678 cus no one cared for 9/11, was funnier watching them jump on the concrete

  • It's completely pointless to try and help suicide jumpers. All they do is waste emergency rescue resources, tax dollars, people's time, not to mention putting other people's safety in jeopardy. By helping them, it's only encouraging that type of childish behavior. It's hardly any different than blackmail, taking a hostage, terrorism, etc.

    I don't care if they're genuinely depressed -- if that's the only way they know how to ask for help, they don't deserve any. Too bad this guy survived.

  • @IronCladVlad wow thats a very dark way to look at it.

    but there's always gonna be people out there that insist that they are meant to play guardian angel and shit.

  • What other way is there to look at it? As if a jumper really should be "saved" at all costs? If they TRULY wanted to die, they'd just jump; so getting up on a ledge, drawing an audience, and waiting to be "rescued" is a completely childish, melodramatic way of saying "I need some help with my problems."

    My view isn't dark, it's simply centered squarely in reality. Our society is so overly tolerant of whining babies and caters to their every little whimper. Some people need to grow the hell up.

  • i know what u mean, but wot ur sayin sounds kind of sad

  • @IronCladVlad fuck you

  • i think he must have ben retarded cuz i remember when i was like 3 making parchutes out of grocery bags and jumping off of my bed and this guy kinda did that but yeah not realy suicide

  • Not a Suicide Jumper, if it was Suicide, he Would of wanted to Kill himself, He didn't he was a Stuntman...

    Unless it was The Scenario of. I'm going to Jump...

  • he got owned lol

  • i dont understand whats happening? is he a suicide jumper? he looks like throws some small bag above his head hoping it will act like a parachute which is obviously doesnt lol. if he rly wanted to die couldnt he just jump on the other side of the building? seems more like a ridiculous stunt then a suicide jumper. would love a translation of what is being said.

  • it was a suicide jump but he survided with minor injuries because the police place those big airbags

  • fire service

  • he should have tried an umbrella, the bag never works

    =\

  • @elcondepatula jebnij sie w ten twoj pierdolony leb

  • @elcondepatula

    LOOOOL

  • @elcondepatula thats what she said!!

  • @elcondepatula LMAO

  • @elcondepatula not eveen like a big

    coltine

  • THey should've just let him die.

  • what a stuped idit

  • i wish he hit the pavement

  • If you look at how he hit the airbag you can see that hit still hit the ground. The guy did not live after the fall. I have done highfall stunts before (150 feet). So seeing how he hit the airbag he did not live.

  • yea we was close to the edge BUT look how much he bounced, without the matress he would have gone splat and torn to pieces if he hit full force, but looks like much was absorbed..i think i saw it on the news and he did live

  • He did not bounce that much for the height that he fell from. I still think most of the force of his body hit the ground still.

  • Okay, how many feet do you figure he fell after the airbag absorbed all of the shock? Ten? He couldn't have fucking died

  • Ok where he landed on the airbag it did not absorb much of the force of his landing but more just caved in where he landed. If you know how airbags work landing where he did would not absorb enough of the force of his fall for a safe landing. Also from the looks of things he fell almost 200 feet off the side of the building. That means his body was going about 60 to 70 MPH when he hit the airbag.

  • If he wants to kill himself, why wait until there's 6+ 4 meter mattresses below.

  • SERIOUSLY.

  • Trophy unlocked- Tell my mom i loved her

  • Says some guy making an xbox reference on a totally irrelevant video.

  • i was about to say that

  • omfg wow thats all i can say

  • HELL YEAH BALLS OUT

  • Achievement unlocked . Not so Free Fall. Fall 100 feet and live. And then pay for your medical Bills.

  • Achevement Unlocked

    Fails at all parts of life - 20G

  • If that would have happened in Houston he would have been tasered and roughed up before heading to the hospital.

  • FAIL!!!!

  • LMFAO!!

  • that is fucking hilarious!

  • lmao! sad suicider wow lots of pain..½

  • FAIL.

  • lol a parachute wouldnt even open

  • holy fuck !!!! dude that shits messed up

  • i know its sooo fake!

  • how is it fake??? do you have proof??? mmnn i thought so mrs cock sucker

  • im a boy idiot. and do you have proof its not fake? mm thought so mrs mum fucker

  • actually this was on the news you dumbass fuck, so suck on dem apples mother fucker

  • ??what??

  • i want to jump onto those things imagine the adrenaline rush holy shit thatd be crazy

  • he bounced out afterwards hahahaha

  • Cool story, bro.

  • lol ;)

  • He was not suiciding.

    He was just testing a portable parachute model.

  • thay already have those.... they're called 'parabags'

  • If only he had a bigger bag...a parachute would be perfect.

  • der lik big air bags 2 protect him frm most d impact :P

  • What was the yellow things he landed on?

  • lol wat a jackass with a paper bag XD

  • He never wanted to commit suicide he wanted to try if it's possible to fly with that bag, LOL!!

  • lmao XDD

  • i like his paper bag parachute lol

  • I think he was holding a towel

  • nice parachute dude...

    if you survie, I CAN!!

    i'll try it!!! :]

  • wat was it in is hands?

  • Some kind of plastic bag parachute or something lol :]

  • well i would do a bike flip.

  • why didnt they put them out below the twin towers

  • Good point!

  • very good point... but to the best of my knowledge, these things are only good for catching one person... or they have to reinflate them or w.e...

    but good point

  • im not sure they would have worked. those people would have been going about 150 miles pr hr when they hit..if i remember correctly from what i have heard.

  • because they knew the twin towers were going to collapse?

  • no because if they knew the towers were going to collapse then they wudnt have kept sending more fire fighters into the building

  • true. but then again fire fighters don't ask for anybody's permission. They really are the heroes of the whole thing.

  • for sure bro , they done their best .

  • hmmmmm..... i have strange urge to attempt suicide now XD

  • lol shoulda used an umbrella, hahahaaa

  • HOLYYYYYYYY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

  • I would make a grainer or a backflip!

  • Was the bag his parachute?

  • pretty wimpy parachute eh?

  • what's with the bag or pants or whatever that was?

  • better luck next time

    why not just run and jump?

  • epic fail on that dudes part

  • most of the people i see killing themselves like this are business people. idk why they don't kill who stresses them out THEN kill themselves.or key their car. that's what i'd doo.. fo sho.

  • WTF He was Trying to Die and they ruined it for him, Fucking Chinky Goverment

  • hE CAME pretty close to missing the bag

  • dfjgk fdjigild gmkf dkmtk

  • What was she testing, new japan flying bag?

  • maybe if he survived he wants the bag to sufficate him?

  • you know you cant help feel sorry for him considering he thought a plastic bag from tescos would save his life. i mean anyone with half a mind would have used one from sainsburrys there thicker..duh...:3

  • dam he just caught the edge of that big air thingy

  • loser.

  • did he hold a bag ower his head when he jumpt ?

    haha

  • trying if he falls see if he barfs and trys to catch the barf

  • lol thats so fucked up

  • maybe a little help from anyone speaking dutch (or danish or whatever language is it) could help me understand this vid.

    not sure it was a suicide attempt but then again it doesn't look like a guinness attempt o anything like this.

  • Don't think that was a suicide attempt considering the giant bag of air meant to catch him.

  • Maybe.. Just maybe.. Probably not.. But do you think it's possible that the police will try to prevent somebody from killing himself? And not that the lunatic placed the airbag there himself? It's just a guess.. Sarcasm Sarcasmcasm, if it still isn't clear enough

  • hehehe SP33D18, it is clear :P

  • was that a plastic bag in his hand? was he planning on using the plastic bag as a parachute?

  • epic fail.

  • Fail suicide.

  • wow almost missed the bag

  • Lol.

  • you fuck off leanr to respect fucker

  • Lool silly conspiracy theorists ha-di-ha-di-ha... The only true conspiracies are the princess Dianna and JFK assassination. Learn some rational thinking lool. Jumbo Jet didn't happen, it was bombs really!!! :O OMGZ!! The 1000s of witnesses lie! That one crazy guy who forgot to take his meds is right!!!!!!

  • noo kiz theres a video when they said we are gonna bomb the building stay clear so you have to learn more or hear more storys about it they rather kill more people then helping them instead

  • stfu u cuntstick

    learn english while you're at it

  • yeah ok what ever well atlongest you understand it

  • THAT WAS GOD,S HELP REALLY!!AMAZING

  • Fucked Up Dude Wants Attention Thats All , He knew That He Wasnt Going To die So Why Jump ?

  • thats exactly what they need around the wtc but noooo they perfer put bombs so the building would get destroy faster dont belive me keep searching in here theres 9 or 10 videos about this the reality

  • oh so ouch

  • Wow some people r crazy...

  • why wasnt inflatable airbags like this used around the world trade centre buildings on 9/11. may have saved hundreds.

  • they would probably die before they would hit the ground because the air goes and rips you up

  • because the towers would have killed them when they collapsed anyways.

  • and be cause your heart cant take it and freezes up

  • thousands

  • they were jumping from well too high for air bags to save them

  • yeah there a bit higher than this...alot higher than this.

  • lol pwnd

  • If it was a planned stunt there would not be so many airbags around. The person would only have used 1 airbag and it would have been set up a little different. I have done highfalls before and from the looks of things that was not a planed stunt.

  • he jumped on the spongey thing because people were trying to not let him commit suicide

  • Thats because his parachute saved him!

  • i think it was a stunt that went rong.not a suicide.because u wudnt jump onto a massive spongey thing wud u

  • domb ass woman.

  • looks like he had something heavy to drop head first

  • dang he barely hit the air

    bag. like one foot over and he would

    have snuffed it.

  • if he really wnated to vcommit suicide....why did he jump straight into the air bag....he would have run to the other side of the building........wouldnt u???

  • Maybe they had bags all around that building. You see he nearly missed the air thing, maybe he was trying to jump so he would miss it. Who knows..

  • LOL at his little parachute.

  • Try the bridge next time..

  • looks a litle fun