Bill Murray Rant 1982

[troopmasta7]

So this is captain price. Huh

[fatriff]

I wonder how he feels in 2012!!

[Dehzee]

audio?

[jill506]

does Bill have a Mickey Mouse watch? I don't think he would really put his foot through his car dashboard.

[RevJoshua]

This video gave me mono.

[scottycore]

whats up with the right speaker

[vinnymac805]

Bill Murray is the type of cat that would pick up a hitch hiker just to have a ear to rant to, Bill Murray is bad ass!

[210482fmj]

I think bill had smoked some really good weed before this

[mythmanjay]

too bad they hadn't invented the technology back in `07 to cut out the three-fourths of this that they should've

[StickItUpYrBumGugle]

@mythmanjay A fourth's called 'a quarter'. I'm just telling you in case you meet a mathematician.

[ewupawly]

30 years ago wow

[sillykidssong]

he sounds like Bob Dylan in Don't Look Back

[panasonic1421]

Bill Murray is a fucking legend!!!

[shadowman2192]

Its Bill Murray doing a Jerry Seinfeld bit.

[Dragononstudios]

Christan Bales was annoying, this is funny.

[TheFadeNotts]

had to pause the video cos i thought it was my laptop that was buzzing :O

[chubbylilloser85]

There has only two people in the history of this earth that have ever been able to not comb their hair and still look cool. The first is Bill murray, the second is that guy from ghost busters. I forget the actors name but hes kinda chunky and looks like bill murr.... ooooh wait that was Bill Murray as well.

[dachicagoan]

wait until they show him the iphone

[Timeforceletsgo]

Fugazi and Murray, what a perfect combo.

[johnpickle]

Who would have even thought that an individual would have an inner thought before Facebook or youtube was even a possibility? UNTIL NOW!!! Holy Jeez! Congrats robots, you win! FTW.

[DamienHurts]

Marry me, Bill Murray, and make me the happiest woman in the world.

[ZeldaFoxEars]

@DamienHurts I would feel the same way...

[jeswin7]

@DamienHurts I think he will be too old for you now lol

[JackMonroe]

this is embarrassing

[JackBaneNapier]

who's fugazi?

[JackBaneNapier]

you mean this isnt the full version?!

[TheWhoopsman]

you know wats funny i just watched zombieland

[EmptyRobotRecords]

Like if Fugazi brought you here

[toucansam3]

My left ear found this hilarious, my right ear doesn't get what's so funny.

[MegaSandman77]

I used to wear an onion in my belt, as that was the fashion at the time.

[ItsJustAPhazeLh]

Steve Brule

[bbbrain123]

@ItsJustAPhazeLh Fuhrer health

[CeleryMan3]

FOR YOUR HEALTH

[hunterhgj]

hahahaha damn hes stoned out of his mind

[Karkenou]

I wonder if he was coming down off of something when he was saying this.

[STLShu]

This sounds like my uncle Mark

[ReeceJackson]

How did I end up getting here from watching Batman videos?

[majesticmaniac]

@ReeceJackson .....Batman video - Chriastian Bale - Christian Bale Rant - Rants - Bill Murray Rant 1982....Hence Proved

[stevenyou]

don't watches have hands?

[MrBuntings]

he is high as am i

[Easleytee]

Bill has consumed far to many chemicals.

[perfectstream314]

Love the hair! :)

[dannymaclamp]

yeah no cars built by robots I prefer ones built by people who spend a quarter of their time building cars and the other three quarters manning a picket line somewhere.

[WilGar333]

R2D2 is a fine fine actor. hahaha Gold.

[MoltenPlastic]

He sounds like my mother.

[xtinefukovski]

i love this man. he reminds me of brules rules here!

[SuperPingvinen]

Sounds like Bill Murray saw the Terminator XD

[coyoteman58]

Needs More Cowbell !

[jmcbarbershop105]

Be that as it may be. Still I might disagree... or not.

[ZelmoSwift1]

methoxetamine .O

[legion2k]

I just thought that up off the top of my head.. LOL

Yes, young Bill, all you have to do is think it up and it's done..

[dreamcaster4eva2011]

lol Bill Murray you are boss :D

[jabberwolf]

I wonder if Bill looks back on this video - and laughs?!!

[CmshnrBlu]

try hard

[djAbrasive]

wtf

[JediaAssassin]

"people have hands, watches should have hands to!""

[Madkevin88]

I bet he would love to drive a Ford with Sync.

[rockypc24]

damn watches

[douglashawkes]

he is drunk

[MarkBade]

My hero....straight up

[purewilderness]

fer your health!



[Geburah82]

so right... 30 years later, and this still makes too much sense.. LOL

[beelzabubba]

the people thinkin' up the hi-tech stuff are people who are funded by the Gov't, Bill... researchers that are paid with your tax dollars to find new "stuff", including new ways to save your life from whatever disease you may be inflicted by at any given time.

[collegoflustandfear]

@beelzabubba Haha. its not the government. Its the privately funded researchers who work for the car companies and the computer companies. And the people who work on robots and cars are NOT the same people who work on medicines and vaccines.

Your argument is invalid.

[S3NtryW3B]

how did i end up from watching fugazi vids to bill murray?

[Billkilllman]

@S3NtryW3B

haha. you're not alone, our numbers swell with every Fugazi video watched.

[MssVanessaD]

@S3NtryW3B i know right

[allaboutdatGDA]

@S3NtryW3B because the eighties effing rock.

[masterb00]

@S3NtryW3B i was looking for video of henry rollins and ian mackaye from their punk rock days but i somehow got here

[thehindmost88]

@S3NtryW3B Your watch wants hands, I means its only fair they have hands too

[Kyussfan96]

@S3NtryW3B Welcome to the wonderful world of YouTube!

[charlessmileyvideo]

I only watched a minute of it. Most all Hollywood types can only express a coherent thought if it is scripted. So that makes this all the more pathetic.

[charlessmileyvideo]

He's living proof that acting only needs an IQ of about 85 or so. Dolt.

[DrewBludd]

@charlessmileyvideo I think it strange that you took that away from this little moment. You realize this is scripted?

[TheMoomoo43]

i dont think it's smart i dont think it's funny

[Hunkola]

Murray should write a manifesto just like the Unabomber....

[microreflex]

Almost 30 years later, still no gas-collecting robot.

[iliveinoaklahoma]

@microreflex because 30 years later it still makes too much sense haha

[DodgeMan360]

@microreflex They'll never do it, because it makes too much sense.

[maxLeifermann]

@microreflex It makes too much sense!

[Myuutantobasuta]

This was cool, but only the first go through, the second and third times didn't have the same impact

[sydneymassive]

lame, needs more drug filled insanity

[JetSpeed3r]

Look at the Reactions to this video and you will see that 3 people thought this video was funny.

[91bpatrick]

he is high lol

[mmk2able]

I'm convinced people love this guy just to be ironic. Bill Murray doesn't have an ounce of funny.

[bluefeathers101mg]

Fuck Bill Murray

[misfit662145]

@bluefeathers101mg Your insane>>

[INSULTINGKLOWN]

@bluefeathers101mg Obvious troll is obvious.

[happyhappy85]

Lol best man ever

[MrHideyoursheep]

"And a Lockjaw Like symptom" "Numby" ＊＾ー＾＊Fresh from Pablo Escobar's Ass!

[MrHideyoursheep]

Oct Of 1982, Hard time for Bill who had to go to his good friend's (John Adam Belushi's) Funeral Service Only 7 Month's Earler. Billy the Improve Genius! Buy the way Cocaine Smell's like Nail Polishe Remover and Gas like, "At least 1 Hour ago it did:...=)

[monteoner]

i bet he never thought this video would be on the internet being watched on a computer

[BlueMud9]

humor transcends national boundries



[nerdflanders8710]

why does everyone like this guy ? hes american funny , which means lame.

[ri394]

@nerdflanders8710 i didn't know humor had a nationality.

[nerdflanders8710]

@ri394 its just that americans laugh at the most moronic things.

[ngaotw123]

@nerdflanders8710 wow, its funny that you have met every American and have the right to say that. Fuck you.

[nerdflanders8710]

@ngaotw123 yes grandad

[nerdflanders8710]

@ngaotw123 you look like a homosexual.

[ngaotw123]

@nerdflanders8710 What were you saying about stupid moronic things that people find humor in? Good call on that one fag.

[nerdflanders8710]

@ngaotw123 its all there to read semen breath

[ngaotw123]

@nerdflanders8710 K...



[batosai370]

@nerdflanders8710 Have you SEEN Ghostbusters?! Wait a minute, are you Abigail Breslin?

[JefferySchmitz]

@nerdflanders8710 what is your problem?

[Delfiffer2]

bill murray fucking sucks, hope he burns in hell assface

[MurdocHughes]

I love Bill Murray.

[Noumenon4Idolatry]

Would rather see Bill rant without a script.

[dinadantj]

my watch has hands

[timeforcute]

83 people don't have hands.

[mikester1290]

The big BM FTW

[MobHeataEnt]

Talking car in 1982? Damn I thought those didn't come out till the late 90s.

[msj56]

My watch has hands!

[tedizdobarrelrolls]

so this was made in 1982

its 2011 and my dashboard still doesn't talk to me...

[monkiebrane101]

@tedizdobarrelrolls GPS?

[brandonism12]

@tedizdobarrelrolls Onstar asshole!

[shovingwords]

Coke is great, but man alive, it doesn't make you funny.

[elmer1410]

Bill muthafukin Murray.

[TheoHuxtable07]

Wow, a lot of people didn't realize he was acting.

[hbdywtk]

Not funny. Waste of time to watch this. Thumbs down.

[PinStripes41]

@hbdywtk you suck at life, go fuck yourself

[hbdywtk]

@PinStripes41 that wasn't very nice to say now was it? Sorry for voicing my opinion. I suppose you're one of those followers who think that anything Bill Murray says is funny, right? If this were said by anybody else, it would have almost no views. In your heart, you know this isn't funny. How many times have you watched this? Exactly.

[Jimmy77777]

thumbs up if you think comments should have hands

[The84camerondurkin]

"Hello Cocaine, it's me Bill Murray."

[ComradeAlpharius]

Luddite.

[PluralOfEverything]

Who thinks up all this high tech stuff? He's standing right behind me, isn't he?

[TripleThreatUS]

Now back to the good part 0:00

[dykesy30]

I'm going to go make a robot you keep in your car and then when you run out of petrol it goes to the nearest petrol station and gets you some petrol :D Thanks Bill :P

[italianshirtwaist]

3:25 Best moment

[fcukugimmeausername]

Look at all those poor people in the background, still have 29yrs until BF3 is released.

[josephlouisfreeman]

damn that was too many takes for something that made me laugh on the first take. Ghostbusting mothafakin Murray!

[MrAlvarochahin]

High on coke Bill?!



[BrooklynJackBlue]

Peter...Venkman...I can't help but see it that way! I'm sorry!

[JackStrawGD]

people have hands. watches should have hands.

[bastardoftheparty1]

Bill Murray for President!

[sparklegrunge]

whores in my head

[wokeupthismorning100]

OMG IT'S BILL FUCKING MURRAY!

[bseymour555]

I would watch this, but I'm not going to turn my speakers up loud enough to do it.

[fonseca902]

i love Murray, but this is horrible.

[littleninja14532]

robots make cars more precicely then humans by millionths

[kylebement]

@littleninja14532 I'm not even sure what you're trying to say. I'd love to argue with you about it.

[jhibbitt1]

loool this guy's hilarious

[rocksinablender]

he reminds me of Dr. Steve Brule in this.

[TheLandlordsCHI]

@rocksinablender holy shit! THATS who i was trying to think of

[Danzigadoo666]

@rocksinablender For your health!



[smoke420allthetime]

i want to see Joe Rogan and Bill Murray in a conversation

[Alos21]

@smoke420allthetime rogan cant grasp the greatness of murray

[PeterHBne1]

God knows what he thinks of the net and mobile phones. i'd LOVE to hear though.

[MartyHITD]

what a cock

[onexero1]

You know what? They'll never do it, because it makes too much sense. lol.

[vrpcworld]

Wow funny, funny, funny. Still true today in 2011, great work Mr Murray, I want MORE!

[WebVMan]

Don't worry Bill. One day we humans will be making automobiles for our robot masters.

[MrClickity]

The top 3 people I grew up with: Bill Murray, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S Thompson. Bill, you better live a long time because you're the last one left!

[DJSexLeopard]

lol fuckin stoner bill. I'd love to smoke a blunt with this guy.

[whitedog999]

Is that the Bronx behind him? I can't figure out where this is shot.

[klabkebash]

@whitedog999 - Westside Highway around 14th street area.. he's on a pier..

[PotsdamerSoziologe]

hes god. i promise

[adrastea]

Love bill

[chevypillow247]

if he doesn't know who thinks of all this high tech stuff, then who was he going to show this video too? i mean they didn't have youtube back then.

[john129flip]

People have hands.

Watches should have hands.

[ilonabologna8]

"I would put my foot right through that dashboard. That dashboard would shut up that moment!" HAHA

[Kranium82]

.. they'll never do it, beacuse it makes too much sense. *grit*

[WinstonSmith6079]

75 people think up high-tech stuff

[nashnwo1234]

@WinstonSmith6079 shut the fuck up

[WinstonSmith6079]

@nashnwo1234 Why don't you make me, jerkass. You shut the fuck up.

[kiimbathewhitelion]

I had the mega hots for Bill Murray as a kid, I was like 6 and I wanted to scratch Sigorney Weavers eyes out.. I still get picked on for it! Ahh first crushes.. still love ya Bill!!

[jaredb428]

bill murray is pure genius

[unomiel]

Hey Bill, your age is showing. >>;

[falloutfr3ak]

thumbs up if you think watches should have hands

[electrickabuki]

@falloutfr3ak I would but I have numbers instead of hands.

[namas000]

kids... stay in school....

[divitius]

for relaxing times, make it suntory time..

[Blackeze]

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

[ratoathhead]

"but they'll never do it, cos it makes too much sense" Ah love it.

[theRADteepee]

bill murray is the fucking man

[vidda2000]

What is he filming for?