Just Ward

[tonygem]

You're so brave!

[annspade]

Ward, you can handle a solo act. Just sayin'. I watched the other vid first so I know. ALSO! Movies are now BOTH here. Yay! Watching Little Big Top tonight.

[elrugged1]

Ward, bro, funny ass shit, but you could do a version of "hand for sale" by the way my favorite joint, but by yourself. do it do it HAAAAAND for SALE! LMAO

[KelsiLynelle]

Best minute and 26 seconds EVER. Purr.

... that sounded creepier than I intended it to...

[Nicdborger]

monkey anus

[scarletXsprint]

do a chatroulette.

[BilliLovesMargot]

triple split screen where you play all of their parts... go!

[IceAngel262]

lol You got left alone. Do a cartwheel.

[wealljammin]

dude i tried the google caption thing. it definitly needs work

[susanwhitley1981]

you should do sexually explicit imatations of devo and trav. or masturbate as others have suggested. either way it would be a turn on.....

[angelpushpin]

paint Devin and Travis on your nipples, you fill in the rest.

[rylestheryter]

show us your tits.

yes! i'm original!

[DonnaYatz]

defeat gravity

[missydebby]

I would like a sincere and vulnerable telling of your hopes for your future in acting (and other artistic endeavors) tempered by your knowledge that no matter how goddamned cute, funny and talented you are, it's all just a cosmic crapshoot in this crazy mixed up world...

in Mime!

[nukenitro]

Sexually explicit shadow puppets!

[Mudd0000]

how about masterbate?

[TheBabyEaters]

i may have to due to popular demand.

[revengexbiscuits]

...LYRICAL DANCING... eh?

[TheBabyEaters]

like on the oscars, but with appropriate music.

[71jade]

i realty like the movie you made i saw it on netflikx i hope you make more

[TheBabyEaters]

thanks for watching!

more on the way!

[KittyMishka]

Totally... totally jerk off... but only show your expression... just to keep us guessing as to whether you're really doing it or not... TOTALLY!

[TheBabyEaters]

Totally.

[gigigirl281]

There there Ward, it'll be all right. Probably.

Do the Macarena to a song that's not the Macarena. OOH CHALLENGE.

[TheBabyEaters]

tried to remember how to do the macarena the other night but the order of the moves escaped me. the only thing worse than a botched macarena is an accurate macarena.

[jordanschatz]

Frankly, I'm surprised Ward managed to keep it together as well as he did.

[TheBabyEaters]

editing helped.

[obliteratexme]

Dance around in your underwear.

All sexy-like.

Mmm.

[dude392]

Motion seconded.

[TheBabyEaters]

Thirded.

[2MuChDeAn]

show us your etch-a-sketch skillz

[TheBabyEaters]

great reason to go out and buy an etch-a-sketch.

[2MuChDeAn]

maybe next time ;)

[CallMeHaru1]

aww.. poor ward :(

[WillowDove40]

Call them and tell them to get back to the studio!!

[TheBabyEaters]

if only it were that simple.

[iggy35]

lol Looks like your gonna need to advertise for new baby eating partners...When can I come to an audition? lol

[TheBabyEaters]

if you can get a green card you're in, ig.

[carrolly2k]

Oh booooo-hoooooo, use the salty tears of your pain to flavor your dinner for 1!

[JustAnotherX]

Ah yes, the realization of how the pack influence us.

[TheBabyEaters]

aawoooooooooooo!!!

[BasicModelling]

This was the wardest video I have ever seen.. :P

[flameth]

reenact scenes from the cinematic masterpiece that is "the craft"

[cmcc212]

Do some monologues from random movies. Like this: Hello, My name is Marty DeBergi. I'm a film maker. I make commercials.  That little dog that chases the covered wagon under the sink? That was mine. In 1966, I went down to Greenwich Village....

[gluclax]

Get naked and dance while crying.

[beecharmer32]

You should do all these things when you are lonely...knitting, crocheting, quilting, baking, painting, sculpting, pottery making and gardening... in the nude :P

[TheBabyEaters]

then at least my penis will keep me company.

[bell02]

You should grab random people off the street for skits! You can throw ideas at us and tell us to pretend that everyone is there... Or... even better! you can do public vigilantism, stopping bank robbers with bare fists of justice!

That would be cool! Very Cool!

...but, this video did pretty well and all you did was cry in front of a camera, so you could try that too!

[newbsauce11]

eat some babies

[TheBabyEaters]

*see our episode: Eating Spricket's Baby

[bonpain]

just rorschach inkblot tests

[NathanSt]

1 man 1 bottle

[TheBabyEaters]

*eats lots of fiber*

[cybsy]

stop it, psycho terrorist, stop it right now...

[SuperRabbit15]

stay strong ward. we believe in youuuuuu!

[TheBabyEaters]

i draw on your strength.

note* my name backwards is draw.

my name is also present in the word "backwards."

[colormekristen]

If you're lonely just watch youtube videos over and over until you are convinced you know and have a connection to the people in the videos.

[RoflEmz]

Make a sock puppet Ward :D

[TheBabyEaters]

i likey.

[fallyz]

I'M LONELY TOO! IMMA COME SNUGGLE! :)

When I'm alone... and by myself I... ok well you can't do that.

BUT YOU CAN: Give random reviews on oldish "popular" movies... Like... hmm PRETTY WOMAN! annnnd NINJA TURTLES!

[TheBabyEaters]

just watched Toy Soldiers at the New Bev and Outland on Netflix Roku and have a few things to say... fun idea.

[PinkGrapefruit22]

Explain the problem of evil.

Or give us a lap dance. One of those two.

[TheBabyEaters]

The problem of evil IS a lap dance... from satan.

[Blargaldalien]

...with Satan on top!

[circlenostar]

Jack off.

[POPARTPRODUCTlONS]

Take the L out of Lover and it's over! But always remember Ward, only the Lonely can play! Or something like that!

[TheBabyEaters]

Roy Orbison agrees.

[pornfartin]

perhaps relive some of your favorite "manswer" moments. Or recreate axe and pizza hut comercials.

[AkScoochy]

Cockasaurasoloist?

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,BabyEater (s)

What should you do? Hmmm.

Pee on the floor, they will feel sorry they left you alone.

Listen at the bedroom door, I bet Travis and Devin are having hot nasty buttsecks.

Give us a right profile, to go along with the left profile view.

Do your taxes.

[TheBabyEaters]

i gave you both profiles!

[Blargaldalien]

Criminal Profiles don't count!

[kohlcass]

You have been Ward.

[refrax]

Open Casting Call for two new sidekicks.

[Grevian6]

Serenade me Ward. Sing to me, and mean it.

[TheBabyEaters]

masochist.

[TubOfCereal]

my second name is Ward XD

we can be lonely together !

[TheBabyEaters]

can we be lonely together? maybe if we don't talk or acknowledge each other.

[TubOfCereal]

lmfao yes its a deal from now.

[regamom3]

For starters, please shave!

Hmm...why don't you tell us about you. How you met the other two, what are your interests, and what you do without Trav and Devin? Just don't cry.. Oh you could bring in guest to play with...

[TheBabyEaters]

yes, i've trimmed the beard, so check on that.

i'll work on the other stuff.

[PuppyZwolle]

Just an award ceremony?

[TheBabyEaters]

a ward ceremony? eh? eeeeeh?!

no.

[PuppyZwolle]

Could work you know... competition is out so... YOU ARE NUMBER ONE!!!

[nbwulf]

Mother of Pearl!!! What the hell is going on over there?!?

I've got nothing in regards to new ideas... I look to this channel for the cutting edge stuff. =)

[bowlingballout]

I saw this episode on Twilight Zone. Ward, the other guys were blown away by an H-Bomb. Get over it, they're never coming back. You have to summons the power to entertain on your own. Good thing you guys aren't the three stooges or you'd be reduced to poking your own eyes out.

[TheBabyEaters]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

[girlwiththecoolshoes]

You could always order inflatable dummies off the internet so you aren't lonely. The "dummies" would be a perfect replacement for your missing co-stars. *ba-dump ching*

[TheBabyEaters]

she'll be here all week, folks!

[WeeTodit]

DANCE.

[AlxArdnax]

I think you should do a strip tease dressed as Mickey Mouse. One word. SEXAY!

[TheBabyEaters]

a minnie mouse outfit cool?

[AlxArdnax]

Yeah, that will work.

[TheReceptionist]

I know! Maybe you could kill yourself!!!!

[TheAlmightyNighty]

Aww poor Ward!

Why not see how many hoola hoops you can hoola at one time :)

[TheBabyEaters]

i wonder if the 99cent store has hoola hoops right now.

[TheAlmightyNighty]

@TheBabyEaters probably ones made out of paper mashe....? But who knows!

[kimberlyy]

When are you gonna have kids, Ward?!

You'd be such a cool and embarrassing father!

[TheBabyEaters]

any day now. literally. one daughter coming right up!

[AlxArdnax]

...

I feel retarded pondering if this has truth in it. I am a waste of brain matter.

[lalalizbeth]

it's so, so true

[AlxArdnax]

well then...

CONGRATULATIONS!

Woo. That was a pretty epic moment, sorta.

[cherryapple94]

you should dye your beard purple... without getting any on your skin. OOH CHALLENGE.

[TheBabyEaters]

mmm... i shaved right after i shot this... next time!

[deffcat]

nice music....you could always dance...I'd watch!

[TheBabyEaters]

definitely on the to do list.

[darkshinoGX]

did you kill them o=<!!?

hmm suggestions um develop a split personality and fight with it O,O or date it and cheat on it o,o (blame the coffee for this)

[TheBabyEaters]

you mean give the coffee credit... an excellent idea!

[RogueZed]

Awesome idea!

Do it!

[TXStateBobcats]

haha just when I thought Ward couldn't get any hotter, he grows facial hair. Sexy. :)

[missydebby]

Free Form Jazz!

[TheBabyEaters]

the form would be so free it'd be utterly unrecognizable as any time of jazz.

perhaps i could scat though. eh?

[lots0poopballs]

put on a dress and sing Hannah Montana

it would be the best

if you don't do it then i will cry

[TheBabyEaters]

a tall order. let me see what i have in the kitchen.

[darkshinoGX]

you would be responsible for a lot of deaths imagine all the people laughing to death  o=

[fallyz]

Oh GAWD! NOOOO!!

He needs to sing Lady Gaga songs.

[missydebby]

you have to spill the beans on the murder...

[TheBabyEaters]

i'm sorry, my attorney says you'll have to watch TMZ if you want that information.

[darkshinoGX]

i knew it!!!

[delraecpa]

You are all I need, Ward. :-)

[TheBabyEaters]

*moved*

[Panikx3]

i love you guys. :D

[ArneNieberding]

xD Hang on there. Maybe you could play scrabble against yourself.

[ArneNieberding]

Hmm. Then again, that won't help too much :P

[TheBabyEaters]

but at least i'd have a helluva chance at winning.

[94102604347]

hahahahhahahahaha

[TheBabyEaters]

but... this is sad... a sad video.