When he stopped in the doorway I could kind of see someone standing there, and the music made it predictable, but my curiosity got the better of me, and now I have to change boxers.
@trimi38 yes, think about it most smart phones (excluding the iphone4 and some otheres) have terrible pixilation problems you can barely make out what you're filming this has crystal clear video sure it has lines on the video but thats just because of the way its stored (film can get dusty or scrached and this is the result of that)
@trimi38 yes but look at other legitamate recordings of old time cameras (mostly late 70's early 80's) this is a very good replication of those and in comparison camera phones are less better than the ones in those times look up "35 years Backwards thru Time with Sam Klemke" and go to the late 70's early 80s part then compare that to say the camera on the Airphone 4 then get back to me on that
i watched this and was like 'what the fuck, where is the scary' then fucking nosey the clown and so i went 'NOPE ROCKET AWAY' and shit my way to canada
@elbragocool are you serious lmaooo!!! its a joke...? hes probs used that iphone app to make the video look old, and thats why he put 93.... cmon kid sort it out.
I think the creepiest part of the whole movie was that I made my mom a pair of ornaments about 10-13 years ago that looked identical to the dolphins by his hand at the start.
..Reminds me of this odd dream I had.. (The only one with you, don't worry.)
In it, I was visiting your apartment. The power went out. I walked behind you towards the circuit breakers and seemed very frightened. You walked ahead and laughed at me a bit for being so scared of the dark. When flipping the switches didn't work, you turned around and started to say "Well..." and then screamed when you saw Noseybonk behind you. Then I took of the mask and laughed and you looked very irritated. : )
2/4 weeks gone and still no videos. You better have all 4 before the end of the month, or I swear on the Nose that I will do slightly unpleasant things to your dog.
@samuelthomas1995 Doe's he? Last I checked he's providing a free service, if he decided he wants to stop altogether, he could, no body would be able to stop him. Quit your whining you ungrateful prick.
I really want one of those masks. After a little looking around on the intertubes, I found none for sale, but someone mentioned Ashens in a forum post about Noseybonk three years ago, but the guy didn't make any sense. Did Ashens make that mask himself or something?
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Strange, how a perfectly normal comic-relief character can turn into such an icon of incontinence and insomnia. I blame Charlie Brooker.
TheTheEyeCreature 4 days ago
The back of my neck exploded+
Shadowkirby64000 2 weeks ago
a portal to hell opened up that year
sparton1199 3 weeks ago
totheark, there's a new proxy in town!
tinagetchel 2 months ago
this would make a really good creepypasta
HammerCounter 2 months ago
Slender Bonk
MalfunctionsSuck 2 months ago 4
shit ur pants @ 2:00
BluEmInEmZ 2 months ago
Oh no..its the one arm man
Septobore 3 months ago
Actually a decent film effect! Though as soon as the term 'video' was shown, it broke the effect XD
atarimon 4 months ago in playlist More videos from ashens
To think i actually wanted to beat my insomnia tonight. nooooo why would i :P
MrHaloxp3 4 months ago
Why hello Noseybonk..... nice to see you....... *runs screaming*
Pr0mguy 4 months ago
When he stopped in the doorway I could kind of see someone standing there, and the music made it predictable, but my curiosity got the better of me, and now I have to change boxers.
randomgamer88 5 months ago
I had to close my eyes thanks
periisgay 5 months ago
wow i sure dident see that joke a mile away
puffleperson 5 months ago
Great! Gotta go change my fucking underpants now!
ThePeaveyGeneration 6 months ago 4
Also note that his trademark sofa isn't in this.
dragonmorpheus1 6 months ago
It was so cute. I liked this video a lot. Giggled to the end.
KiraShikaku 6 months ago
When you see it you'll shit bricks.
mzrealm 6 months ago in playlist MAY CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE!
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cheezdoodle96 6 months ago
man i was not expecting that!
pennyf9 6 months ago
sory i shit my pants im relly sorry
IIIIILukA 6 months ago
Good job. Actually scared the shit outta me.
moe1900 7 months ago
This scared 29 kinds of crap out've me, thanks Ashens. -_-
Dannehification 7 months ago
i dont get it
TheGmack101 7 months ago
Preferred this with the distorted music.
Nevyrmoore 7 months ago
August 1993 was a year before my birthday...Um my birthday is in a week. I hope this doesn't happen. xD
TailsTheGamer 7 months ago
It's mainly that noise.Euugh...
GaMeRs001 7 months ago
New videos coming soon?!
I'll be honest, that part was horrifying.
NameRetarded 7 months ago
@MattIntellectual Noseybonk's the name.
Lioyd1rving 7 months ago
i wonder if he fucks with that nose?
thekidwith1eye 7 months ago
Actually scared me
XXLMinigun 7 months ago
Nosybonk is nosy.
Ikatsui1 7 months ago
this reminded me of breakdown on the original xbox
strictlynick23 7 months ago
Well if your goal was to give me nightmares..Then you have succeeded sir.
shartallover 7 months ago
I was born in August 1993. Just sayin'!
Biogeneric 8 months ago
@Biogeneric And I was died in August 1993. Just sayin'!
whaowman 7 months ago
Well, it's creepy, but why do I want to laugh so much?
Sobol14 8 months ago
hmm.. interesting, very interesting...
yocbjone 8 months ago
Yeeeeah, I bet Ashens kicked his fucking skull in, s'only reason he'd still be here...
Hysteria98 8 months ago
Is the description an anagram? If it is, what is it?
Drwhofanindatardis 8 months ago
Anyone else get a Bioshock feel?
omg xD "As Seen On: Would You Kindly".
SakuraAvalon 8 months ago 11
The Silver Skull is 10x better than Noseybonk!
Sephazon 8 months ago
Inspired by MarbleHornets?
Viperr101 8 months ago
I dont have to shit anymore
SOLD1ERXProductions 8 months ago
Well that was nice :/
tallica4lifegbrtdyDM 8 months ago
SlenderBonk
TheAkatsuki357 8 months ago
Your house is quite old fashioned.
xScotsFinest 8 months ago
Oh god, I was just like: Well at least he didn't show u.. OH SHIT! Dx
saiyoucho 8 months ago
this is actually pretty good
panchociarer 8 months ago
what's that picture at the end
TheGmack101 8 months ago
@TheGmack101
If you look closer a foot is sticking out from a garbage bag.
saiyoucho 8 months ago
this would have been so much better in 3d
Slash0mega 8 months ago
GREAT I'll grab my stuff :0
JohnSegway 8 months ago
Good app. Never though to do this with it though.
Murrtalica 8 months ago
FUCK YOU MR NOSEYBONK YOU SCARY MOTHERFUCKER
BigGayBear2007 8 months ago
I was all
"this is kinda artsy, i like how- DEAR FUCKING LORD."
SanasSweetMode 8 months ago
OH GAWD
HIM.
>:C
455Dan554 8 months ago
You domicile gives me the sentiments of overwhelming apprehension.
rinoz47 8 months ago
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That is the scariest video on YouTube.
2BunnyReturns 8 months ago
creepy.... *shudders*
johnyguitar01 8 months ago
Look at the bottom-left corner at 2:02. Kitty!! :D
Plmkinng1 8 months ago
I kinda expected something scary to happen when he started staring at the darkness but it still scared the shit out of me! Good job ashens!
VideoGamerDude1 8 months ago
I kinda expected something scary to happen when he started staring at the darkness but is still scared the shit out of me! Good job ashens!
VideoGamerDude1 8 months ago
Noseybonk: :oD
JohnnyJohnW 8 months ago
Noseybonk :D
rjconnolly64 8 months ago
hello noseybonk :O
TheGmack101 8 months ago
Male more noseybonk videos!!!
BigBrosFilms 8 months ago
ashens do you live on a 50's nuclear bombsite testing facility?
AMD3FAN 8 months ago
its like that game amnesia, i wish i could forget it lol. nice stuff ashens.
AMD3FAN 8 months ago
Ashen does creepypasta now?!
...
!!!AWESOMENESS!!!
BowserKoopaFTW 8 months ago
wow this..this is really disturbing :/.
giz300 8 months ago
Hey! It's Noseybonk!
Huntereb35000vr 8 months ago
They say that if you die in your dream, you die in real life....
renumeratedfrog 8 months ago
@renumeratedfrog It's true. I've died in my sleep well a few hundred times now. Fortunately though, I recovered.
cipher619 8 months ago
You have to shower yourself in that "thing" every single day? Oh Lord! Why don\'t you just kill yourself now?
renumeratedfrog 8 months ago
Bloody hell, you've had that watch for quite some time, haven't you?
LikeNoOthr666 8 months ago
I have an app that does this on my iphone too! :D
kort77876 8 months ago
this camera has better quality than most smart phones how did we go backwards?
ipodxdude 8 months ago
@ipodxdude are you serious?
trimi38 8 months ago
@trimi38 yes, think about it most smart phones (excluding the iphone4 and some otheres) have terrible pixilation problems you can barely make out what you're filming this has crystal clear video sure it has lines on the video but thats just because of the way its stored (film can get dusty or scrached and this is the result of that)
ipodxdude 8 months ago
@ipodxdude I honestly think your trolling.
trimi38 8 months ago
@trimi38 i'm not
ipodxdude 8 months ago
@ipodxdude Then im sorry to inform you, but you are incredibly stupid. Its a wonder you remember to breath.
trimi38 8 months ago
@trimi38 have you ever used a camera phone?
ipodxdude 8 months ago
@ipodxdude You do realize this video has been filmed with the same camera he uses for his reviews right? All he did was add a ageing affect to it.
trimi38 8 months ago
@trimi38 yes but look at other legitamate recordings of old time cameras (mostly late 70's early 80's) this is a very good replication of those and in comparison camera phones are less better than the ones in those times look up "35 years Backwards thru Time with Sam Klemke" and go to the late 70's early 80s part then compare that to say the camera on the Airphone 4 then get back to me on that
ipodxdude 8 months ago
@ipodxdude I refuse to continue fueling your trolling.
trimi38 8 months ago
@trimi38 then you forfeit and i win
ipodxdude 8 months ago
Congratulations on scaring the shit out of people
000Mazno000 8 months ago
is this a video from hangover wakening?
QualityCompare 8 months ago
i watched this and was like 'what the fuck, where is the scary' then fucking nosey the clown and so i went 'NOPE ROCKET AWAY' and shit my way to canada
holloways99 8 months ago
Andknifeyouandknifeyouandknifeyouandknifeyouandknifeyou. Sorry, I've been watching Screenwipe recently.
GenericWTLAlt 8 months ago
wheres the new videos dude?
antszabo 8 months ago
2:36.
When you see it, you'll shit bricks.
DarkPuIse 8 months ago
'An Excellent Video' ....
Nanamije 8 months ago
ahem
Ceighk 8 months ago
It felt like "Silent Hill"except with a weird clown masked guy at the end.
AwesomeFace42 8 months ago
I can tell the 4 videos a month is going well... Please hurry! I'm suffering tat-withdrawel!
Kazaskater123 8 months ago
IT'S NOSYBONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Hmmfomtgal 8 months ago
WELL I WASN'T GOING TO SLEEP TONIGHT ANYWAY
vallyshooter 8 months ago 71
IT'S BIOSHOCK!
masonroe157900000 8 months ago
come on Stuart get a grip!!
lsmpbc 8 months ago
Am I the only person that was not scared?
TheSnub 8 months ago
@TheSnub
nope, but I though noseybonk was funny.
Corad4 8 months ago
Am I the only one who found this video freakin' hilarious?
lastlink13 8 months ago
it ends with the manbearpig raping you.
Yamma94 8 months ago
What did you use to get the 16mm effect? I've been looking to make something similar.
GodsBurden 8 months ago
Did anyone seen Homer simpsons at 1.36
kevin989able 8 months ago
will you make some more of this?
this nightmare fuel is f*cking addictive
dankuro97 8 months ago
Fail at 1:34
Dincorta 8 months ago
blair witch 3
psychonaut25 8 months ago
ARGH!!!!!! SCARY CLOWN WITH AMUSINGLY LARGE NOSE!!!!!
wiffadabiffa 8 months ago
FAKE!
0:51 Viking Magazine. Viking only started publishing in '94!
elbragocool 8 months ago
@elbragocool are you serious lmaooo!!! its a joke...? hes probs used that iphone app to make the video look old, and thats why he put 93.... cmon kid sort it out.
KezVanBeck 8 months ago
@KezVanBeck Thank you Captain Obvious, you have saved the village.
elbragocool 8 months ago
@elbragocool Yaaaaaay :D now if only i were there to save japan :/
KezVanBeck 8 months ago
so judging by the stairs he went up i would say that is the recording place for the silver skull uk
SpotTheSteez 8 months ago
oh noes!, nosy bonk bad touched doctor ashens!!!!
SofaKingWeTodEd666 8 months ago
HES BACK. I hope
8Cell4Cube 8 months ago
Well that's ruddy mysterious...
adem44a 8 months ago
MOAR VIDEOS! GOD DAMN I CANT TAKE IT MUCH LONGER!
Tatuks 8 months ago
that was rather scary
jjayy1995 8 months ago
Ashens must have died
iTzCliche 8 months ago
Erm... This video was uploaded 2 weeks ago. Why no new videos?
TheBigDolphin1 8 months ago
I think the creepiest part of the whole movie was that I made my mom a pair of ornaments about 10-13 years ago that looked identical to the dolphins by his hand at the start.
Randalor 8 months ago
Oh dear Lord in Heaven what on Earth is happening. You scared the Hell out of me, you Devil.
Furore2323 8 months ago
You don't know me but I miss you, how creepy is that?
jen138 8 months ago
i drink teh mulk
kjwsfn465 8 months ago
teh fuck?
kjwsfn465 8 months ago
lolwut
mysterioso2006 8 months ago
@CeruleanFalcon Cool story, bro.
VanishingWish 8 months ago
this is terrifying
cloudycolacorp 8 months ago
hey ashens! review this: goo dot gl slash 23GC6
bachterman 8 months ago
so... ashens promises new videos...then noseybonk turns up and..NO VIDEOS..
noseybonk got him!!
b00rk 8 months ago
Is this a trolling?
Mustang424 8 months ago
Your watch kinda spoiled the old feeling
missElsaPelsa 8 months ago
..Reminds me of this odd dream I had.. (The only one with you, don't worry.)
In it, I was visiting your apartment. The power went out. I walked behind you towards the circuit breakers and seemed very frightened. You walked ahead and laughed at me a bit for being so scared of the dark. When flipping the switches didn't work, you turned around and started to say "Well..." and then screamed when you saw Noseybonk behind you. Then I took of the mask and laughed and you looked very irritated. : )
CeruleanFalcon 8 months ago
I'm scared.
PockyStarPokemon 8 months ago
Maybe he's really dead?
AJFedora 8 months ago
Oh no, the month is almost half over! Everyone, start whining now!
Harutsedo 8 months ago 16
The endings scary
Brandon999LFC 8 months ago
I think the "I Lied" Meme would be appropriate here.
Wolfengene 8 months ago
2/4 weeks gone and still no videos. You better have all 4 before the end of the month, or I swear on the Nose that I will do slightly unpleasant things to your dog.
serph195 8 months ago
Where are those videos you promised?
Naughty naughty if you can't even hold your own promises, Ashens. XD
Karekristensson 8 months ago
Condemned: Noseybonk Edition.
Danbotology 9 months ago
Four videos will be uploaded each month HE LIED!
MrCazman123 9 months ago 6
patience
destroydisneyclub 9 months ago
I just spent two weeks on holiday without YouTube!!! It fucking killed me, good holiday though
Brandon999LFC 9 months ago
Any Year now.
stopactionsam 9 months ago
You promised us videos, I am yet to see any, you need to up your game!
samuelthomas1995 9 months ago 55
@samuelthomas1995 He isn't a psp dude.
GodsBurden 8 months ago
@samuelthomas1995 Doe's he? Last I checked he's providing a free service, if he decided he wants to stop altogether, he could, no body would be able to stop him. Quit your whining you ungrateful prick.
gingermaster100 8 months ago
The nose looks like it's coming out at me!
aidenscool09 9 months ago
NOSEYBONK!!
CommendatoreAndolini 9 months ago
its been like 13 days, and I'm still waiting for those new videos
EvilWaffleEater 9 months ago 6
@EvilWaffleEater I think he's waitng for July :P
khainguyen98 9 months ago
2:03 I see your cat, or possibly dog.
SplendidTats 9 months ago
Did you die AFTER making this?
cyx7 9 months ago
2 weeks and still no videos, what was the point
MrDarthGinger 9 months ago 6
1:34 Fail! LOL :)
TheBigDolphin1 9 months ago
I don't think the flash on your iPhone has illuminated the room enough
evilspiritchild 9 months ago
1 day till this week is up, be carefull or noseybonk will get you ;)
llpalm08 9 months ago
how did u make the effects? its pretty amazing! :D
ry1js 9 months ago
you'd think we had some intrinsic right to a new video. dont unsubscribe. unless you have some severe case of OCD
mwlyth 9 months ago
@mwlyth Rewarding consistant viewers with consistant content is key for youtube greatness.
Pieh0 8 months ago
thumbs up if you would've laughed if it was the silver skull. :)
JOVonorel 9 months ago 2
Any month now
MrCazman123 9 months ago
so where is the next video?!
b00rk 9 months ago 2
New video
larryvegas2009 9 months ago 4
still waiting
aulwynd 9 months ago 34
@aulwynd good, cause ive been waiting for ages for a new video, so we shall wait together :P.
Pieh0 9 months ago
@aulwynd amazes me how people complain about free entertainment on the internet.
GodsBurden 8 months ago 26
I really want one of those masks. After a little looking around on the intertubes, I found none for sale, but someone mentioned Ashens in a forum post about Noseybonk three years ago, but the guy didn't make any sense. Did Ashens make that mask himself or something?
Brewdison217 9 months ago
@Brewdison217 yes,ashens made the mask all by himself.
N00bizme 8 months ago
1:59 Oh Jesus.
timerider4 9 months ago
Oh yeah, just take your time Ashens...
Its not like weve been wating for you to make any videos or anything. We all just hit the subscribe button because it was the polite thing to do! :-/
Protagonist 9 months ago
Any day now...