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  • lol dont know what to tell you lol...lol

  • in the color purple she wasn't on crack or drunk... she was hallucinating because she was sick... just some factual information for you

  • 8:36 LMFAO the way he says for damn sure.

  • My Mom started laughing cause I'm laughing so hard and she isn't even watching; contagious 4real

  • LMAO @ 6:56 OMG #DEAD

  • Omfg.."the baby looked like Abraham Lincoln after his death"! "Now why the fuck did that child look like it was mumified"! I love u!!!!

  • press 7

  • O ma gosh I watch this video almost every night and I watch the WHOLE thing!

  • O ma gosh I wat h this

  • "this must be the new model , sure must be...this is the new model sweetheart" KML :D

  • "why does this baby's face look like it's been mummified??" lmaoo!

  • 5:48

  • Lol @ 4:48 that had me weak !

  • You told Harpo to beat me!! PRICELESS!

  • i love the ADHD of these videos.

  • I don't think I've ever seen an ugly baby .. lol

  • I was laughing to hard, now I have something to call homely kids, great video

  • Celine "Got Damn" Di-OWN...

  • HAHA I would LOVE to be your friend. Ur honesty is unbelievably funny! <333

  • L M A  O !

  • omg...this video had me rollin. u are freakin hilarious. u remind me of myself. gotta speak the truth forreal. its not call being outta line...its called being HONEST? lol

  • im not perfect, your not perfect and tht baby i saw for DAMN sho wasnt perfect! LMAOOO

  • celine goddamn dion

  • L.........O..............L

  • Oh, never mind, I should have read some more comments before i asked if you had a child, someone commented that timaya is your dog, OK LOL

  • T, did you say you have a daughter, Timaya?

  • I LOVE THIS VIDEO...."Sometimes you gotta rub ppl the wrong way" and cool whip on that ass bitch...lmao

  • on that ass!!!! #classic

  • Swan Princess on that ass ;D

  • You know what? LMMAO!!!! cracking up. I just say, "How precious!"

  • "Baby you are just SCREWED if yo parents cant dress you and upkeep yo ass" lol

  • This had me laughing in tears!! LOL I love you. Telling the truth!!!

  • "I'm not perfect, your not perfect and that baby i saw FOR DAMN SURE isn't perfect" Lmao tht part always cracks me up. Poor. baby

  • Lmao #Dead

  • i was DONE at 6:03 when he licked that top lip.... lmao

    LOVE these videos

  • did anyone notice the voice change, when he start talking about the "HOMELY" baby. Rolf

  • lol

  • "If you have fucked up ingredients, then it's gonna be a fucked up damn meal." ROFLMAOPIMP Best line EVER.

  • Umbrella like Rihanna LOL

  • No timaya is his dog. And btw ROFL " talkin bout sumthin... Errrr! Well! U shorrreee Iss ugleh!!". Lol'

  • omggg..!! you have a daughter..? (not to get into your buiseness) but is she adopted or did youdo like a serogate mother thing..?

  • @limergreenlover His dog, not his daughter rofl -_-

  • LMAO.. "Im lookin at the babies face...it looked like Abraham Lincoln" I died!!!

  • LOLOLOL

  • "but the stroller was very nice"

  • i fuckin love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu omg i need u as my bff lmfaoooo

  • "I will fold your ass up like origami" YOU ARE A RIOT!

  • B2tch we aint in Kansas, but we damned sure ain't in Stepford either, lmao... Funny ass hell. Homely Baby!!!!

  • 6:07-6:12 LMAOOO

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  • kinda confused...is this a transgender

  • "liar liar pants on damn fire" bahahahahahaha

  • I need this on a shirt...

    "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but there are some cases where's it's a unanimous decision."

  • "Cool whip on tht ass bxtch " Lol you are soooo funny , you should have your own show

  • I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!

  • Lmao how u just break into song

  • LMAO "Oh Gawwd No, You Told Hapo To Beat Me" LMFAO!!!!!

  • OMG I'm dying from laughter right now and it's true there are some very homely babies out there....very rare but whhhheeww lord. I saw a homely baby and the mom was looking at me weird cause I didn't call her baby cute....it's better not to lie just don't say anything loooooool "in reference to homely babies" hahaha

  • @Ranzalove LOL

  • @dsim200000 Lol =P

  • lol i think your still in your awkward stage :)

  • "Liar, liar, pants on damn fire!"

  • Wow u talk fast #!#!

  • "She looked at me like I was supposed to compliment her baby... like I told her - you have a beautiful stroller" LMFAOOOOO!

  • Ooo Maam you have a beautiful stroller XD

  • OMFG lmao im dying over here in tears. I had my S/O watch this to he's over here rolling on the damn floor. Timaya I love yo ass. I got so bored today I watched all your old videos

  • "it looked like Abraham Lincoln 250 years after his death, why does this baby's face look like its been mummified" bahahahahahahahahahah

  • lmao too deep hunny

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  • Man you is so crazy forreal and I been watchin you for a minute now real talk I mean I would like fo u to make a shout out to me Thank You my name is Maiyen bt if u can't say that then just call me maya or TheSinger ok I like listening to your video's

  • I'm over here dying!!

  • I OFFICIALLY died when he broke out singing "I'm a genie in the bottle" he break out singin at random moments lol I'm weak and when he said "u told harpo to beat me?" And I was dead when he started going off on his dog "daughter"

  • im weak af!!! homely baby (: true.

  • "and that baby for /DAYAM/ sure wasn't perfect!" LOL

  • Funni As Shitt, Thiss All Truu Doee !!

  • Now He Speakinqqq Facts @8:15 , Cuss All Babiess Damn Sureee Aint Cutee & iTell Everybody Dah SameeThinq

  • Anybodyy Daht Hate Him Can Suck Ah Dick & Dieee , Cuss He Odeeee Funnny #Factss

  • I'm reminded of Chris Tucker from 5th Element

  • every time i see this i die at the "you told harpo to beat me" part. lmaaaaao

  • " cast yo a** off the island ! " lmao !!

  • Not trying to come off as rude at all, but is your "daughter" a dog? Like she's a dog, but you call her your daughter or something. Cause we never see her or hear actually make baby noises or talk, just wondering.

  • @Ch33ring4lif3 Yeah, it is a dog.

  • i wonder if he realizes how ugly he is

  • @Sinfulsaxifrage He's not ugly what are you talking about?

  • @Sinfulsaxifrage <- IT WAS YOUR BABY IN THE STOLLER AT THE PARK!

  • "the baby was g'd in the face"

    "well what does that mean?"

    "GOUGED... it means GOUGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaha

  • omg i luv this dude

  • Everybody will cast ur ass of the island- cuz u ugly ahahahah!

  • u ugly bitch! LMAO!

  • Ahahahaha! The baby was Gd in the face! Hahahah!:)

  • "Abraham Lincoln 200 yrs after his death"!!!!lolol 2 damn funny!!!!!

  • "YOU UGLY BITCH" xD

  • LMAO!!! 

  • lmafo!!! fold yo ass up like some origami!!! lol

  • G'd in the face. GOUGED IN THE FACE! That was awesome.

  • you are possibly the most hilarious person on youtube! you could definitely do stand up comedy

  • "Rolling down the street, sipping on some motherfuckin' gin and juice. Laid back, got my mind on my money and my money on my mind."

  • U ARE FUCKING HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!­!!!!!

  • I can not stop laughing.. lmao lmao 

  • LOL he loves saying "Be that as it may" and "Things of that nature"!

  • lmfaooooooooooooooo!! you r too much !! :-P

  • hahahaha!!! DRED LOC!

  • hahaha i feel kinda guilty for laughing so hard with this video lol

  • I LUV HOW U GOT QUITE WHEN U STARTED TALKIN ABOUT THE SECOND MOTHER AND HER HOMELY BABY...LOL..

  • "why dha fuck does this baby face look like it been mummfied" !! lmaooooo omfg ! are you serious ! shit was KILLING ME ! love this dude

  • LMAO!!!!!!!! QUADIRR IM IN LOVE WIT YOUR ASSSS! FUNNY AS HELL! <3 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX­XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX­XXXXX

    PS. KEEEP DOING WHAT YOUR DOIN BUBS

  • You tellin a mutha focking CAPS LOCK LIE!!!

  • YOU SHOOOOOOWL IS UGLYYY!!!! LOL

  • damn near died at "looked like abe lincoln 200 yrs after his death" LMAOOOO

  • seriously.. i am so glad i found this in your treasure box of vids.. I HATE when people say "no baby is ugly!".. getthefuckouttahere. SOME BABIES are just NOT cute. LMAO@ "owning a homely baby"

  • You Said Yu Have A Dauqhter ??

  • @iifeen4noniiggah Timaya his dog.

  • You had me cracking up with that color purple woman LOL

    "YOU SURE IS UGLYYY!"

  • " you have officially down graded your baby"  lmao

  • 5:50 to 5:10:59.....SO HILARIOUS!

    lol but i still think all babies are adorable and cute

    God made them that way!

  • This asshole stole your story line ... wow... I knew I hear this before.. I LOVE YOU! I sent you a message with the link smfh

  • i'll fold yo ass up like some gotdamn origami! lmaooooo

  • On that ass... Lol

  • You joke around a lot when you sing in your video, and it's HILARIOUS, but you have a beautiful voice!

  • "homely is more politically correct" hell now lol

  • he is tooooo much....love this vid!!!!

  • lls.."that baby looked like abraham lincoln 200 years after he died"

    lmao!!

    too funny!

  • "this must be the new model"

    i hadda heart attack!

  • thumbs up for the Aaliyah reference ! Dont know what to tell yaaa

  • "the homely baby was rollin'" omfg, i totally missed this video when it was 1st uploaded!

  • @snowball1988 oh and the "it may grow into its looks" part made me laugh as well! your videos always make me laugh though

  • omg this video is off the chain

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  • i love how he just bust out into a song at the beginnning LMAOOO deadddd !

  • GOUGED!!!

  • LMAOO.!!! you complimented the stroller HAHA.!!! you are a damn trip

  • im just wondering why does at the begining he sounds like weird when he sings like he doesnt breathe or somthing its good but weird very unique keep it up hun :)

  • LMAO!! da baby looked G'd in da face!!! XD

  • HAHHAHAHA your amazing!!

  • I started to flatline at 5:56 when you sighed and tthen I died at 6:23 - 6:30

  • "Like I told her...you have a beautiful stroller."

    lord have mercy. you make me laugh like no other can.

  • HILARIOUS!! GOD I NEED A FRIEND JUST LIKE HIM!!!

  • @1995dh he is the gay version of Chris Tucker, it's hilarious, i Love it!

  • I can not be mad at you...you are tooo funny

  • "Genetics, 'cause if you have fucked up ingredients it's gonna be a fucked up damn meal"

    LOL!!

  • @raw00L I love your response.

  • LMAO!!!!! SO BABIES HAVE BEBE SHOTS!!! LMFAO

  • "a muthaf___in' swan princess on dhat a__"....dyein' laughing!

  • dis was posted on may 13 my bday!!!! maybaby in da hizhouse!

  • Okay.. I want to meet this guy. I want to walk down the street with him & buy him a drink. Timaya, you HAVE to be my friend, honey. I am SO there with you.

  • "U UGLY BITCH!!!" Lmaoo!!

  • Funny!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "IF YOU HAVE A HOMELY BABY, DIAGNOSE IT NOW"........ LMFAO!!!

  • 9:32-10:00 tuhhh FUNNY!

  • The baby was G'd out, but it was also G'd in the face. GAUGED! Haha, that was great.

  • LMBO @ father I have sinned I was a ugly baby...

  • your amzing.

  • color purple impression was the best thing ever

  • but they say "its a BEAUTIFUL baby" it doesnt necessary mean Attractive ...

    it can just mean "cute" or "beautiful in the sense of a mircale life"

  • i LOVE how yu brust in2 song!!!!!

  • what ever falls under that umbrella like rihanna lol

  • i legit laugh out loud... so loud it was embarrassing hahahahahahah

  • lmao,"We Got Procedures 4 That!"

  • your funny and im not homophobic so yea i subed lmao you sound just like my funking friend bloo so much and you look like her if she was to say that she is your sister i would believe her but she is from NY idk where your from

  • Get this gurl a reality TV show!

  • cool whip on that ass bitch lmao

  • curious case of benjamin button baby :D

  • "CAJUN GOT DAMN JAIMAICAN PATTY SPICY FUCKERY!!!"

    where the fuck did that come from? lmao lmao

    "i'm not perfect, your not perfect, and that baby FOR DAMN SURE wasn't perfect!''

    LMFAO XD i nearly died.

  • lmao .

  • wat does homley babie mean

  • @TheJgntv it means ugly ass baby.

  • @TheJgntv Homely is basically a synonym for ugly or rough around the edges

  • @msnisha2009 yea and i saw some homely babies LMAO i know this ugly baby named haven and look like hell "but she is very pretty today" but back then if i was the father i wouldnt say it was mines:P

  • @msnisha2009

    Homely also just means plain looking or not refined /high class

  • it was hilarious how you were all excited and happy about the first baby in the pink dress, but when you talked about the other baby, your voice dimmed down a bit! lmfaooo!

  • it was hilarious how you were all excited and happy about the first baby in the pink dress, but when you talked about the other baby, your voice dimmed down a bit! lmfaooo!

  • lmbo! haha! qaadir is a mess haha "you have a beautiful stroller"

  • "You have a beautiful stroller" LMAO.

  • Love the videos. Keep them coming.

  • you brighten up my day...

  • @1995dh Hold up, that's a guy? Well, I feel stupid now, but since this is a video about just telling the truth, I have to admit I thought that was a woman. Whoops. Facial features and a voice that are both androgynous can lead to these kind of mix ups.

  • "She's just precious"!!!! You crazy as hell.