It's only Chris Martin from Coldplay...

[FootballChica7]

OMMMG! Chris is sooo adorable! :3 I love when he laughs starting from 1:38.

[yellowmellow5million]

"...I'm promoting our new album... fuck!"

[TheKengerBenger]

"Why did I play it? Well? Because.....well.....otherwise I would'be just stayed at home and masturbated." HAHAHAHA!!!

[animeNinja357]

<3 Chris martin XD haha

[BakuraSR45]

1:20 I couldn't stop laughing

[TheSirajlyons]

Plus Gwyneth making drumsticks

[5964ibra]

Btw .. Ricky gervais is a big fan of Coldplay

[xocraziixo]

Oh my god ricky gervais's laugh is hilarious.

[N64isgreat]

Its the greatest greatest hits of all fucking time! XD

[iamthe3rd]

It's the greatest greatest hits of all fookin time!



[WOLFSUCKSIHATETHEM]

lmfao

"...Plus Gwenthy's making drumstricks."

[emurphy66]

1:22

Oh, now you've just made this all awkward. :(

Can't get that mental picture out of my head. D:

[urfaceisavideo]

hes so adorable hahahaaa

[peacefriendsmusic]

"Plus Gwyneth's making drumsticks!" XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

[crazyMjo]

Seriously!!! I give Ricky Gervais an Oscar for world's best laugh ever!

[hotchocolate13xxx]

I love you Chris Martin! And coldplay!!!

[Yoriskumo]

Chris...I love you! xD

[ed91775]

He's so cute, very shy, sweet and lovable. He really is nothing like I thought he was.

[Finalstar5]

What's'the story about the chicken and the rabbit? Don't really understand...

[Naomi61551]

1:30 What did he said??

[LolliGiggles]

@Naomi61551 he wants to get back home for Deal or No Deal plus Gwenyths making

drumsticks XD

[AnimeMagicalCatGirl]

KILL HIM WITH MUSTAAANG!...don't look at me,I hate him.

[katou37]

traduction please

[nevada522]

I LOVE HIM!!!!

[lucyleable]

LOVE HIM

[East2015]

So funny

[sotheresthisboy101]

awee chris <3

[leorules666]

Ahaha would've just stayed at home masturbating...we appreciate the honesty Chris

[keesyvon]

Whahahahahahahahahahahaha I LOVE IT

[philster102]

love that hes wearing a "coldplay greatest hits" top

[lcaroline1297]

it's only chris martin from coldplay !!

[starsshine20]

Is chris martin on drugs here?

[smileychick99]

I was waiting for my boyfriend to come in and I was goin to surprise him and then was bored waiting so I put this video on using my gone and couldn't stop laughing!ruined the surprise!

[Thwaitez]

the last 10 seconds is hilarious

[supervalery8]

please, can you write some phrases (in english) of this video??????????

I'm Italian...

[Finalstar5]

God! I love his smile! *_*

His laugh!

Unfortunatly, I don't understand some parts of the video. shit! xD

[SuperNoobTroll]

good to see chris step out from his duties with radiohead

[musicfreak3606]

possibly one of the best videos everr.

[PepperDr94]

People dying of unclean water. "Can they be holding the album?" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! :L

[taylor6string]

"otherwise id've just stayed at home and masturbated".

[quesheita]

Lmao, he's so funny :D

[xVictimOfAuthority]

his smile at 2:06 xD

[delshayDiCamilliano]

2:06. omg. his smile. LMAO

[HEYMONDAYYY]

his laughter is contagious! 

[zrzk]

"Just cause you can boil a chicken doesn't mean you can skin a rabbit"

Profound, Chris. Love him haha.

[santy300]

2:14

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAH

[buritta89]

chris' laugh makes me laugh

[ObserversParadox]

If Jenson Button and James Morrison had a baby...

[originalColdplayfan]

haa I love Ricky and I love Chris Martin <3

easy, easy so easy

[originalColdplayfan]

I love Chris Martin!!

[broncojonnes]

What does he say at 1:30 ?

I got to do eight ... ?

[OttyMezin]

@broncojonnes Aids...:) 'I've got to do aids and Altzheimers and landmines this afternoon and I wanna get back for deal or no deal...Plus Gwyneth's making drumsticks...' :) That's all he says...:)

[helemundo]

Aw, Chris is not as all pretentious as the media makes him out to be.

[kus2ganteng]

@VanishingWish

wait... if chris is that bad, why you came to coldplay show? NUMEROUS times?

[ineedya123]

"I would have stayed home and masturbated,, would have been a waste of another day" lmao!! funny and hott... usually you cant find that in one guy

[VanishingWish]

@1blondiegrl He can hold a quivering, out of key note, which doesn't amount to much. He has no technique, saying it's different is just a 'whatever helps you sleep at night' way of saying it's shit. He's an awful singer with no technique whatsoever, and simply can't sing AT ALL.

Also, any GOOD male singer can do falsetto, and any other technique, just fine. Chris Martin can't do falsetto, or anything else, because he's painfully dreadful at singing.

[motocross1967]

@VanishingWish Wanker.

[boldaslove182]

he is one of my favourite people lol.

hilarious.

[JanineRobin]

"Why did I play it?  Well, otherwise I'd have just stayed at home and masturbated"

[neilwilson557]

plus qweniths makeing drum sticks lmfao

[JakayBalay202]

Chris Martin looks like a younger Dr. Gregory House

[VanishingWish]

@tayluvscoldplay He's actually a dreadful singer who can barely hold a note, has no technique and just complete shit attempts at falsetto.

[1blondiegrl]

@VanishingWish Yes, it is true that he can barely hold a note, but he can, and thats what matters. He does have technique, its just different. and of course he sucks at falsetto. It's artificial notes. Meaning not well. Most men suck at falsetto.

[isrealigirl1712]

17 of december !!

thats my birthday !! (:

man i love him

soon as i kill Gwyneth he will be mine !

[aLostBeat]

Hahahaha! Meh, I would've just stayed at home masturbating. He's so hilarious.

I love Ricky's laugh as well, it's great!

[MegaJfan]

1:25 to the end its just bravo had me dieing !!!GOLD GOLD I SWEAR ITS GOLD!

[Everitt03]

i really hate chris he is a fag



[tayluvscoldplay]

@Everitt03 You must be jealous then because Chris Martin is funny, sexy, generous, and a phenomenal singer.

[Pellonian]

Peter Griffin hates you

[lisa651460]

mdr

[YeaMadisonYea]

Best 2:56 I've spent today.

[JanineRobin]

He actually acts really well in the series, very natural!

[stefan90210]

Can someone write what is Martin saying from 1:29 to 1:39??? Nice reaction to Gervais' laugh:)

[howardchick09]

@stefan90210 "Ok, lets get on with this. I've got to do AIDS and Alzheimer and land mines this afternoon and I wanna get back for Deal or No Deal. Plus Gwenyth's making drumsticks."

[stefan90210]

@howardchick09 Thanks :)

[onlyyouwould14]

Ah, chris martin is sexy. Period. Ahah

[bremex]

OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! AFTER ALL THESE 9 YEARS!!!!

[im8teennow]

i would take a bullet in the ass for this man <3

[bremex]

@im8teennow ME TOO

[0xeyx0]

lol xD

[disgruntledanimals]

this video only further affirms my deep love for ricky gervais, stephen merchant, and chris martin.

[pshake]

old cold belly badness

[hiscoxjk]

@pshake Er yeh all doctors have surely heard of old cold belly badness!

[fouzanhamdi]

"Okay let's get on with this. I'll go to the aids and alzheimers and land mines this afternoon, and I wanna get back for deal or no deal, plus Gwyneth's making drumsticks" Epic. :D

[TheFruitThtAteItself]

Why can't he be my husband?

[zarakitten99]

@TheFruitThtAteItself Cuz he's mine, as soon as I kill gwyneth :P

[bonchatbonrat]

@zarakitten99 I don't know if I'm willing to share! (:

[MajChung]

haha, Can we put a picture of the album on it? Well we're actually planning on putting people dying, Can they be holding the album? LOL

[offspringgta]

1:24 hahahahaha.

[rlbrannon2]

haaaaaa. She said we're probably going to display people dying because of lack of drinking water. He says . Could they be holding the album. too funny.

[bunnykiller360]

wwhoo! man i'll tap that ;D

Chris Martin is freaken hott!!

[icecream983]

¡¡¡¡¡I love Chris Martin!!!!!

[mrrusof]

"otherwise I would have stayed home and masturbated" he he

[Bensaysmusic]

merchant gervais and martin, 3 of my favourite people.

[DanielleAndGabiShow]

YA YA YA YA YA YA CHRIS MARTIN ROCKS WOOHOOO YA YA YA YA GO CHRIS GO CHRIS GO CHRIS GO CHRIS OH YA OH YA OH YA CHRIS MARTIN RULES THE WOOOORLD SEAS WOULD RISE WHEN I GAVE THE WORD.

~Copy and Paste to anything Coldplay if you adore Chris Martin~

[farizzal]

what the fuck this is the most retarded shit I have ever seen

[giraeldisco]

oh chris is lovely

you just see this video and

fall in love with him

[falcaopachi]

i didnt understand the drum sticks part

[willow834]

jaja he's so funny!!

[willow834]

i'm promoting a new album.... fuck!

[stokrotka1011]

God! Chris is awesome!<3

[rrpauldoran]

Chris Martin is AWESOME!!!!!!!!

[MyrtheHeleneE]

HILARIOUS xd

[cieloraa]

"could they be holding the album?¿?"

jejeje

pensar que hay estrellas que realmente tienen esa mentalidad!!

[manachan90]

@cieloraa hahahah lo c pero el no!!.....lus amo!!

[onlyyouwould14]

He's so adorable. Lol "If I didn't do this..... I prolly would of just stayed home and masturbated" xD hahahah he's nawsty

[CadyCTSlover]

haha, looks like Ricky burst Chris's right eardrum at 1:37 !

[5585GG]

chris looks like a dork but its funny lol:)

[MarceRenee]

I'm argentinian and I don't understand what they're seeing very much

BUT I LOVE CHRIS AND HIS FACES (L)

[GuitarPunk95]

1:37 why is that soo funny? at all?

[MyrtheHeleneE]

@GuitarPunk95

Because Chris is a vegetarian ;p he doesn't eat chicken. And it's funny he's acting like an asshole ;d

chris is adorable <3

[TwiliticHorizon]

Said in the BoomBox interview that he would eat a chicken. Just not cows and pigs.

[laucvera]

hahaha!!! i want his tee...

[jesbearx0]

is it weird that i just really really want to snuggle with him?

[LetTheFlamesBegin234]

That's not weird, I think he's cute :D

[jesbearx0]

hahaha same:)

[stopusingmynamesomg]

1:37 - haha, ricky's laugh destroyed his ear

[DramaQue3n1]

But he is so cute that just laugh with him, not at him XD <3.

[foxeh123]

@stopusingmynamesomg i got the same laugh as him aahaahaha love it

[doriiXcoldp]

i think the best part is that when Chris says "fuck", he says this word so cute, idon't why i think this... :)

[EATHhable]

@doriiXcoldp your not alone.

[WonderlandAudiobooks]

@doriiXcoldp lol i agree :D

[poorpy134]

@doriiXcoldp why do girls pay attention to so much detail

"fuck" its just a word how is that attractive

[Antoaneta84]

@doriiXcoldp it isssssss :)))

[HODAKIRYUCHAIB]

@doriiXcoldp yeeeeeeeeeah me too HAHA

it did soud to me cute .

[zarakitten99]

@doriiXcoldp don't worry i love it when he swears too :)

[anym21]

@doriiXcoldp i agree xD

[apeshitdig]

"Speed of Sound?" "It has got speed of sound"  " fucking hell!" (plugs ears) That's the best part.

[carleymarie33]

Hey AngloSaxon1921 the USA is the best country in the world so get the fuck over it. We are superior to everyone else. Get on my level and shut the fuck up cause no one really gives a shit about your pitty life in retard England or wherever the fuck someone had a mistake like you

[certifiedgenius1]

@carleymarie33

wow.. so mature :P why can't we all just get along??

[thebabemeter195]

@carleymarie33 well, regardless of my user name. You really think America is the best country in the world? The United states is corrupt, corrupt people, officials, the country is in so many wars, think about all of the things that happen, now I am not from Norway, but the Scandinavians have not been in war, and its a very peaceful country with healthy people, and if you think about it, America is the fatest and becoming the most dumbest country. With all respect this is my opinion.

[furball6488]

everyones corrupt, were the human race, a set of indviduals, some good some bad, you cant have a huge group of people and tag them all as evil.

[fruitcovemullet]

@thebabemeter195 ... "most dumbest"... right.....

[VivoLaMia]

Well, if you really think about it, it comes down to the original decisions that arose when America was being created. America is based off of Athenian democracy, and the Roman Republic, both of which FAILED! Now, if you really want to create a successful empire (and America is arguably the largest empire of all time), you would base it off of the Roman Empire!

[its0ver9ooo]

@carleymarie33 Haha carley i looked at your videos. So its true that americans are fat and ugly also dont forget stupid. You are a great example.

[karolina19761976]

my husband looks like Chris Martin..for this i love him..haha

[Coldplero]

my dad looks like chris martin. Look in the web for Matias martin, he is another person that looks like him. Then look for Dr. House that looks like him too! WO XD

[karolina19761976]

oh, really, well maybe there are many persons how likes looks chris martin (my love) he he

[queenzakiya91]

chris is actually really good at acting

[TSBA92]

This is gonna sound stupid but is this that british equivilant of The Office, cause I don't know the name of it?

[hiscoxjk]

The Office was originally a british show written and directed by ricky gervais and stephen merchant. Then because of its success, America did their own version. This is another of ricky gervais' and stephen merchant's shows called "extras"

[ka1237]

it´s dr. house :D:D

[fimbah]

sometimes i think he looks like House M.D. :P i fuckn love it

[jadorecoldplay2]

i though i was the only one that though so

[AngelAnne57]

Me too!

[VioletHill42]

my dad pointed that out to me the other day! and i totally agree! haha

[jaaade93x]

hes a legend. seen him live - amazing!

and btw, what a pathetic argument that is below, grow up, and im only 16 btw and i know its pathetic, what does that tell you.

anyway, good vid

[giraeldisco]

i love him i love

his laught at 01:39

"i'm promoting our new album fuck!"

[persianchick28]

You are very barbaric and pig-headed good sir. and your stupid remarks don't hurt me because I'm not even American. Thats beside the point, though. There are plenty of good American writers so I don't know what you're talking about.

[pauloutten]

A good, funny guy, the media had me fooled for too long!

[doriiXcoldp]

i love him sooooooooo much :):):)

[CharliePutz]

I guess by "looser", he meant "regular bloke" =)

[onlymadeforu]

Oh Its only Chris Martin from Coldplay!

haha Love him soo frikin much hes hilarious! <3

[VivaColdplayMusic]

He's very Hot !! Love his face at 1:50 .

[dingo8baby118]

i waste the day away everyday....

[hostattack]

if coldplay ever do release a greatest hits album, they really should have that photo. that would be SO fun!!!!

[AngloSaxon1921]

chris martin is the biggest prick ever, its a race for the most self-righteous cunt between Bono the boner and chris martin the deluded pleb.

Im sure from your £6m 4 storey town house in Kensington you have fair idea of what its like in the third world? No? Well stop preaching to the rest of us and fuck off, take Boner with you. WANKERS

[bremex]

You make me laugh. Chris is adorable!!

[SarahBoBara13]

He's more humble than you and he has more to be proud about. I'd say here that Chris Martin wins. Sorry sweetheart.

[AngloSaxon1921]

He has more to be proud of? Like what? The silly cunt can't even sing. Maybe he wants to adopt some nigger baby from Africa,

Now run along you yank cunt, go and sort your World Trade Centre out

[SarahBoBara13]

It's sad, really.

Your pathetic attempt at being condescending completely failed. Also way to go at being racist and sexist. You are absolutely adorable! This is why you will die a virgin, dearest.

[AngloSaxon1921]

Im surprised you've managed to put that burger down long enough to type a response. Ive also noticed that you're typing your response in ENGLISH. Hows that feel as an American? You're obese AND you don't even have your own language.

An American's idea of taking in a bit of culture is Mickey Mouse in Disney World.

Ahhhhh, can't beat Europe for history, culture and sophistication. Unlike your artificial, plastic world in the colony that us the USA.

Rule Britannia

England Loyal

[SarahBoBara13]

Hm. Class and sophistication? Yeah, the phrase "Yank cunt" is the classiest of them all. Way to go. I really don't care about your insipid little obsession with Americans. We all know you were beat up in Harlem because you called a guy twice your size a wanker. Poor little dear, I really pity you.

You are stil dying a virgin, fatty.

[AngloSaxon1921]

I couldnt give a shit about yanks, you range somewhere between Andorra and Latvia. Beat up in Harlem? By who? Some skinny wog wearing trousers 8 sizes too big and listening to 50 Cent? haha yeah yeah,

isnt it about time to make that history holiday to see mickey mouse? We've got houses in England with more history than the USA

[SarahBoBara13]

Tsk tsk. Your little "arguments" are so contradictory. You say the English are "classy." Yet you obviously aren't. How does it feel to have an American master the English language better than you? It's sad, really, your life. Everyone knows the Brits are skinny spoiled little bitches who still idolize royalty. So eat your little tea and crumpets. Go see the changing of the guard. Hang yourself. I don't really care what you do, babe.

[AngloSaxon1921]

You mastering the English language? Except you cant spell aluminium yet, and any word with 'ou' you had to shorten to just 'o' because of your inability to pronouce vowels, which is why you all speak with that degenerate fucking drawl you have.

The USA is just the degenerate bastard jizz that europeans spunked out over the atlantic ocean.

Funny, when i was doing my English Literature A-Levels it was all about Shakespeare, Chaucer, Marlowe. Never heard of a yank writer worth studying.

[SarahBoBara13]

Oh, you amuse me so, sweetheart.

Shakespeare, as we all know (we, obviously excluding you) got his ideas from Greek and Roman playwrights.

No great American authors? James Madison, Edgar Allen Poe, Thoreau, and Sylvia Plath all come to mind, plus many, many more.

It's really been a joy conversing with you, darling, but I've grown tired of your predictable "arguments." So don't bother replying. Take care, dearest, and let me know when you've grown some actual balls.

[persianchick28]

Chris Martin is the shit, so get over it little baby. you obviously have no damn talent. so how about you shut up, wipe your nose, and learn some fucking talent because you have no room to talk.

[AngloSaxon1921]

There is a reason nobody likes him in England, its because he is a miserable little cunt, shoving his liberal agenda down peoples throats every opportunity he gets. He sneers at people that don't donate to some charity that helps the third world but actually just ends up lining the pockets of some dictator so the despot can expand his fleet of top of the range BMW's and Benz's,

He needs to come down out of his ivory tower and realise there is a recession on, deluded cunt.