@ accidental... what christian says ''Jesus would do what i would do?''....If your a chistian youd know God would do what the Bible said hed do...theres commandments..fruits of the spirit...and beatittudes.....lol
I saw an earlier version, but this one is so much better. Great video editing, great writing. I particularly like how they start out so "clean", but slowly the costumes become more revealing.
excuse me dark designs JESUS is not a bad ass or what ever u said he was he created u and u shouldnt be swearing on u tube u nasty mean person G B T USA
@joneycoo123 This is satire. When self righteous people ask themselves "What would Jesus do?", the answer they usually choose is "He would do what I do, because I am so damn righteous". That is what this video is all about, it is "calling out" the self-righteous (self-centered) from the righteous (God-centered). It is a humorous call for repentance to those in the Church.
This is a bad joke. I was looking for a british song with the same concept and if you thought this was funny you can live the drram over here in oklahoma. Oh and for people who thought it was offensive grow up it! It just tacky.
I'm a Christian and I usually like to check out what we're being criticized and made fun of for. It's helpful to see where we're off-base. For the record, though, I'm not really into shooting, pickups, liquor or "country worship." :P I just try my best to be real and seek truth.
I mostly agree except it would be a Chevy truck and he would carry both Colt (AR-15 and 1911) and Smith & Wesson (Model 66 .357), maybe getting Winchesters for his disciples.
Screaming blasphemy about this is just missing the intent; IT'S HUMOR, my children!
The other thing He would drive is a Harley with no stinkin' helmet.
Oh, thats not Sugarland cause the guy is actually making a contribution to the song rather than just standing there sturmming like a country version of Oats from H&O!
@iannixxx rush limbaugh? u got an active imagination this is how u spend ur time dumb ass shut the fuck up clueless? i know alot obout the bible dont even jump to that conclusion obviously u spend ur time thinking of insults more then politics so shut up no life, jacks off to sarah palin...im not the one who brings up that haha im sure thats what you do, make you not a lame fuck? damn dude ur just ballin get a life haha
haha think wat u want but guesse wat regan was a great president and got us out of alot of problems, his administration was great, he won by landslide in re electing so i think u should shut up, bush did jsut fine to, most people that even talk about how bad bush is know nothing about politics which im sure u dont either, shut up you ignorant dumb ass
@lulutnl3 u dont know wat i mean? excuse me for typing fast cuz i dont have to check my grammer or spelling on a youtube comment? i have a life shut up dumb ass and eh i can see y so many people are liberal? didnt it say tht as the years go on it would get worse hmm
huh? I just don't like how you classify "liberals" Honestly, Yes I'm a proud Democrat and also a proud veteran. I was a Poli-Sci major and even at the Academy I went too Bush and Reagan were both criticized
i dont care what you dont like? its true and im a very proud conservative republican christian, in the bible it stated itd get worse and in this case im stating liberals views im totally against, i dont care if you dont like the way i state it but at least the bibble has truth in it, its predicted the ftuure and it has come true, ihave examples
the views of al iberal smart ass? no duh i dont agree with them, uneducated? well i dont live in england so nah.. nothing is 100% factual its based on faith it doesnt make it wrong..if it was 100% therd be no point in arguing with u? and u think im uneducatedu just stated the obviouse so shut the hell up and get a life
why are your sentences all in questions? Also, if you are truly a christian, calling someone a dumbass and telling them to shutup isn't very christian. Wait, what is at the core of christianity, oh yeah forgivness and compassion. I guess alot of modern day christians forget that.
ya their all in questions... ya i rember in the bible saying thou shalt be perfect and not cuss, dude you gotta be kidding me, why odnt u actualy READ the BIBLe before you make aqusations like that, forgiveness and compassion of whta? some dumb ass no life thinking christians are suppose to be pacifists? moron find osmething better to do
LOL This is priceless xD AMAZINGLY FUNNY! (P.FUCKEN.S! TO ALL THE BITCHY CHRISTIANS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE THIS IS A JOKE...AND YES I AM A CHRISTIAN...I FIND THIS FUNNY SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP BITCHING!...K THANKS =D)
Still loving this. Wanted to make a comment about the Christian who commented that they were "loanly" and how good Christians weren't supposed to commit usury, but I don't think they'd get it...
i think this more of pointing out how we have taken who jesus was and turned him into who we want him to be. getting away from the idea of Jesus Coming not to condemn anyone but to help everyone especially those that have the least.
Jesus gets high with me.Jesus was Human he had his wants and needs I am sure he wanted to have sex get drunk and high Jesus is a Cool man.He did not promote it but he was like I said human.
If you don't know Jesus as a cool brother or person then you don't know him at all
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More Cowards of the month like the slimy idiots at the University of Virginia student newspaper. Let's see you do something like this about Mohamed or the Islamic religion and see what happens! Or do you have the courage? Do it or show us your block wide yellow stripe down your back.
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This video is the stupidest satire put on youtube yet! It paints a very false picture of conservative christians all over America. Good old fashioned bullshit!
This is just one of the BEST music videos made EVER. I love this song. we could do with hearing this on a show in England to wake the fuddy duddys up !
If art is supposed to create an emotion response in the viewer then for good or for bad this is a work of art. But I don't think a guy who was supposed to be able to walk on water would have driven a Chevy. I think he would be into German or Italian cars. HOt guy Hot car, you know.
I love this video --and spirituality --and perhaps even Jesus, but I feel sorry for the people who can only hate and dismiss. I think Jesus might have laughed at this one. -Peace!
Brilliant satire. I wonder how many people actually believe this, deep down... knowing the truth about that would probably make it hard to sleep, though.
I think this was making fun of Christianity, not being pro-Christian. What Jesus would drive? What Jesus would shoot? Yeah, think about that one. I think it's pretty funny :D
Using a church organ was a stroke of genius. As is with everything else in this video. Also, thanks for answering the oft pondered philosophical question- exactly what is Jesus hiding under all those layers?
This is hysterical. Voltaire wrote, "God is a comedian playing to audience that's afraid to laugh." Obviously you very pious, I-know-I'm-going-to-heaven-while-you-burn-in-hell-for-eternity Christians need to lighten up.
Oh, another great gawd quote: "Don't you know there ain't no devil, that's just God when he's drunk." Tom Waits
Sorry! The Jesus you sing About... IS NOT THE JESUS OF THE BIBLE!
(Phlippians 2:10-11) that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of heavenly ones, and of earthly ones, and of ones under the earth;(Php 2:11) and that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
JESUS... would NOT have his ONE NATION UNDER GOD.. Abort Over 35,000,000-Million BABIES in their Mothers Womb! REPENT! Thanks, RR
You taking it too serious, gosh. Of course it's not the Jesus in the bible, lol... no sense of humor at all and your quotations are rly neat. pseudo knowledge...
There is a good idea. Let's not take jokes about your brother or your Father serious. Do you like it when people say untrue things about your loved ones?
Jesus aka Joshua bar Yousif was a beautiful Jewish Torah teacher. A renegade named Saul who later changed his name to Paul, probably because he was hiding from the law,made up a bunch of stuff, using jesus as the pretext to start his own religious hustle -- like televangelism without the TVs. He had a chance to make his religion the most powerful in the world by adding PAGAN traditions of Rome so he compromised it.One religion for the elite and one for the rest of us.
Gosh, according to all the "pictures" of him I saw growing up, I thought he was Swedish blond, blue-eyed, fair complexion. Now you tell me he actually may have looked like the people in Judea 2000 years ago. Oh, the horror ...
Joeocho88 You're right about Saul-Paul. He invented Christianity. I'm still not convinced that Yeshua/Jesus really lived, but Saul-Paul based his religion on a strange brew of Mistralism, Egyptian mythology with a smattering of thought from the Essenes and a dash of "old time religion" from the Hebrew Bible. No actual Christ was required.
Aaron Heist loves to ride the "Hershey highway" of little boys, then he felches his load as to leave no genetic evidence of his illegal buggering.
Yeah, this guy who thinks he is all tough, threatening people with restraint orders. Then he has? the gall to threaten others here. He threatened me with an "I'll cut you". Since he is a felon, he cannot posess guns, thank heavens.
Dudes, did you even catch that this video is NOT primarily making fun of Jesus, but of the bland, asinine commercialism that infects the USA these days?
Commercialized, US-nationalist Christianity - now there's an absurd concept!
um ok, people that beleive in Jesus, other guys who don't and just look for these kidna videos to piss on the other guys, will you all do us a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP?!?!?!?!
If people believe in something ridiculous like Jesus, one good way to expose the absurdity is by ridiculing them. That applies to other mythical heroes like Muhammad and so on.
I don't think the christians are one of the jews' problems... Christians are the least of their problems and its rare to find a true christian discriminating against someone for being jewish. I'm not even christian, you're claim is just pretty out there.
lame parody
chris71388 4 days ago
Amazing!
VvDOPAMEANvV 1 week ago
that's wrong
Tumealicious21 1 month ago
Excellent job!
dewonderkind 2 months ago
dumb..
Vid0vdan1389 4 months ago
Absolutely excellent! Bravo!
dewonderkind 6 months ago
can't believe this brilliant piece of comedy only got 300,000 views
bobomber 6 months ago
I thought this was a real Ford commercial, I'm kind of shocked it was fake.
bigandy0789 7 months ago
dear God, what are these people going to do when they stand before the Lord God on the day of the Great White Throne Judgment.
they have mocked and spit on the Lord Jesus Christ, the only who can forgive their sins and make them acceptable to God.
will they be humming this song as they are cast into hell where all those who reject the mercy of God will be sent for all eternity? i don't think so.
do not reject the Lord while He may be found. they day is coming....when it will be too late.
JasperDale 8 months ago
Brrrrrrrilliant :)
spider72wtf 8 months ago
Title is misleading, though I can understand why you would write it like that.
Music video was unfunny, and the woman was dressed like a slut. Ironic that you associate Jesus with it.
tripletrules 9 months ago
@ accidental... what christian says ''Jesus would do what i would do?''....If your a chistian youd know God would do what the Bible said hed do...theres commandments..fruits of the spirit...and beatittudes.....lol
lienad009 1 year ago
Hey man, I'm a proud conservative Christian and I gotta say this is hilarious! Awesome job.
zolotierney 1 year ago
I'm a conservative Christian and I hate country music, and I LOVED this song. Very funny. Well done!
bburney06 1 year ago
I saw an earlier version, but this one is so much better. Great video editing, great writing. I particularly like how they start out so "clean", but slowly the costumes become more revealing.
AccidentalLyrics 1 year ago
excuse me dark designs JESUS is not a bad ass or what ever u said he was he created u and u shouldnt be swearing on u tube u nasty mean person G B T USA
joneycoo123 1 year ago
@joneycoo123 This is satire. When self righteous people ask themselves "What would Jesus do?", the answer they usually choose is "He would do what I do, because I am so damn righteous". That is what this video is all about, it is "calling out" the self-righteous (self-centered) from the righteous (God-centered). It is a humorous call for repentance to those in the Church.
AccidentalLyrics 1 year ago 2
What would Jesus do? He would watch this video, and He'd thoroughly enjoy it, just like I did.
FollowHim4Eternity 1 year ago
Parody so perfect that I thought it was a christian video.
carlcartman 1 year ago
Someone needs to make a film about this Jesus character. He sounds like a total fucking badass :P
Seriously, though, I'd pay to see a movie like this :P big bucks, too.
darkdesigns 1 year ago 2
I lose it at 1:18-1:20 every time.
AngieAntiTheist 1 year ago
I know this is a parody, but I can just see some Christian right wing rednecks screaming, "Fuck yeah, now that's what I'm talkin' about!"
ChuckyJesus666 1 year ago 33
Is this the official Tea Party anthem?
MarriageEquality2009 1 year ago 5
Jesus would drive Toyota Prius, for sure
Alex31121234 1 year ago
America is in the bible!
ndjarnag 1 year ago
@ndjarnag oh, guess what, the hole fucking world is in the bible u moron
Alex31121234 1 year ago
@Alex31121234 Yeah, well Jesus is gonna come back on a white horse and kick your ass.
ndjarnag 1 year ago
I'm a christian boy from the midwest. And I approve this message. LOL!
Love it!
eeli1 1 year ago
Kim Evey needs the views of this video over on atom check it out over there. P.S. Kim is the wife of the guy who does MedicoreFilms...so support her
MrGibsonian 1 year ago
This is a bad joke. I was looking for a british song with the same concept and if you thought this was funny you can live the drram over here in oklahoma. Oh and for people who thought it was offensive grow up it! It just tacky.
eonhand8 1 year ago
these people are going to go to hell.
lawljoy 1 year ago
great job. They even look like christian singers
danomicky 2 years ago 22
I'm a Christian and I usually like to check out what we're being criticized and made fun of for. It's helpful to see where we're off-base. For the record, though, I'm not really into shooting, pickups, liquor or "country worship." :P I just try my best to be real and seek truth.
reidme7784 2 years ago 2
well if its goo enough for Jesus, its good enough for me!
barneyruble40 2 years ago
AND GOD BLESS EVERYONE..
gOtIrish311 2 years ago 2
I mostly agree except it would be a Chevy truck and he would carry both Colt (AR-15 and 1911) and Smith & Wesson (Model 66 .357), maybe getting Winchesters for his disciples.
Screaming blasphemy about this is just missing the intent; IT'S HUMOR, my children!
The other thing He would drive is a Harley with no stinkin' helmet.
Keep laughing.
God Bless America (and pray for Haiti).
revray66 2 years ago 7
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I hate this! It's blasphemy!
princesskandi08 2 years ago
How so?
jstarret 1 year ago
That was a fantastic video, very funny
pitbeagle91 2 years ago
Uhhh, that is Not sugarland. Sugarland can actually carry a tune and dont make themselves look like idiots on tha camera
asaagirl1230 2 years ago
Wow, a new Sugarland song!
Oh, thats not Sugarland cause the guy is actually making a contribution to the song rather than just standing there sturmming like a country version of Oats from H&O!
robbatkinson666 2 years ago
All ive got to say is you better watch what you say about Jesus, unless you would like spending eternity paying for it in fire.
Breeska1407 2 years ago
jesus is gay
iannixxx 2 years ago 4
@iannixxx ur gay dumb ass
seanthemonx 2 years ago
damn you're good.
Why don't you go shove rush limbaugh up your ass.
You're just another clueless fucking christian conservative that jacks off to sarah palin.
you should probably ask your god to make you not a lame fuck.
iannixxx 2 years ago
@iannixxx rush limbaugh? u got an active imagination this is how u spend ur time dumb ass shut the fuck up clueless? i know alot obout the bible dont even jump to that conclusion obviously u spend ur time thinking of insults more then politics so shut up no life, jacks off to sarah palin...im not the one who brings up that haha im sure thats what you do, make you not a lame fuck? damn dude ur just ballin get a life haha
seanthemonx 2 years ago
nice defense mechanism because you know I'm right.
iannixxx 2 years ago
defense mechanism? am i argguing with a nerd? haha no ur not right
seanthemonx 2 years ago
this is great lol i think its makeing fun of the bible in the way that it is used to make money and control peoples ideas jesus was a salesman
gottsein234 2 years ago
I am very offended that you claim Jesus would shoot a Smith and Wesson. Anyone knows Jesus would shoot a Colt 1911.
Dabbisch 2 years ago
lol the new tv show
Jesus presents:
Pimp my ride
pickup truck edition
VideoGameHotSpot 2 years ago
I knew Jesus had automatic weapons i just knew it ...
AwsomeBob54 2 years ago
I will never look at Jesus the same way again.
Bull8611 2 years ago
Jesus is ripped. Where did he find the time to work out?
BlahGrumpy 2 years ago
Well He was a carpenter,no power tools either.
corporalkills 2 years ago
Well, the first 33 years of his life are almost entirely undocumented.
angelwhite 2 years ago
Gogo Girl and Lick Poop!
Qermaq 2 years ago
This is so hilarious tell me when to start chuckeling a coo coo. yeee haww
shucky darns.
These right winged radicals have cursed their land with everything they hate is their just reward and ruin.
imagine that.
it all started with the bush years...and reagan , progressed everytime since a gop stronghold got in or took place.
hvacrdude1 2 years ago
haha think wat u want but guesse wat regan was a great president and got us out of alot of problems, his administration was great, he won by landslide in re electing so i think u should shut up, bush did jsut fine to, most people that even talk about how bad bush is know nothing about politics which im sure u dont either, shut up you ignorant dumb ass
seanthemonx 2 years ago
Wow...I guess a person who types that many misspelled words seems to be the more "ignorant dumb ass."
Eh...no wonder he likes Bush.
lulutnl3 2 years ago
@lulutnl3 u dont know wat i mean? excuse me for typing fast cuz i dont have to check my grammer or spelling on a youtube comment? i have a life shut up dumb ass and eh i can see y so many people are liberal? didnt it say tht as the years go on it would get worse hmm
seanthemonx 2 years ago
huh? I just don't like how you classify "liberals" Honestly, Yes I'm a proud Democrat and also a proud veteran. I was a Poli-Sci major and even at the Academy I went too Bush and Reagan were both criticized
lulutnl3 2 years ago
i dont care what you dont like? its true and im a very proud conservative republican christian, in the bible it stated itd get worse and in this case im stating liberals views im totally against, i dont care if you dont like the way i state it but at least the bibble has truth in it, its predicted the ftuure and it has come true, ihave examples
seanthemonx 2 years ago
what are "liberal views"? Views that don't agree with yours?
You just sound uneducated and not making any sense.
Yes the bible has some truth
Do i think it's 100% factual? No
But i trust that I'm living a good life.
lulutnl3 2 years ago
the views of al iberal smart ass? no duh i dont agree with them, uneducated? well i dont live in england so nah.. nothing is 100% factual its based on faith it doesnt make it wrong..if it was 100% therd be no point in arguing with u? and u think im uneducatedu just stated the obviouse so shut the hell up and get a life
seanthemonx 2 years ago
@seanthemonx
Explain how these liberal views are bad at all.
Savaril 2 years ago
why are your sentences all in questions? Also, if you are truly a christian, calling someone a dumbass and telling them to shutup isn't very christian. Wait, what is at the core of christianity, oh yeah forgivness and compassion. I guess alot of modern day christians forget that.
joudheus 2 years ago
ya their all in questions... ya i rember in the bible saying thou shalt be perfect and not cuss, dude you gotta be kidding me, why odnt u actualy READ the BIBLe before you make aqusations like that, forgiveness and compassion of whta? some dumb ass no life thinking christians are suppose to be pacifists? moron find osmething better to do
seanthemonx 2 years ago
LOL This is priceless xD AMAZINGLY FUNNY! (P.FUCKEN.S! TO ALL THE BITCHY CHRISTIANS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE THIS IS A JOKE...AND YES I AM A CHRISTIAN...I FIND THIS FUNNY SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP BITCHING!...K THANKS =D)
holyswordsmanoffaith 2 years ago
so do i as a christian :)
saoucker 2 years ago
Still loving this. Wanted to make a comment about the Christian who commented that they were "loanly" and how good Christians weren't supposed to commit usury, but I don't think they'd get it...
~Trav
sivartis 2 years ago
jesus taste like chicken!!!
Naproxenum 2 years ago
i think this more of pointing out how we have taken who jesus was and turned him into who we want him to be. getting away from the idea of Jesus Coming not to condemn anyone but to help everyone especially those that have the least.
stevenstitely 2 years ago
Just Brilliant!
dinofond 2 years ago
Priceless.
avalonxq 2 years ago
amazing work, really funny!
Siberyah 2 years ago 2
Loved the song!
macintard 2 years ago
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this is so horrible. OMG...Jesus drinking..and promoting drinking and driving..SHAME ON YOU.this is horrible
CathrynMichaelMurray 2 years ago
Er... *this* is what you object to, while the guns go unnoticed?
Duh, ... Americans!
(NB: According to the BOOK, Big J is the guy who turned water into *wine*, yet objected to the use of violence.)
JassuElla 2 years ago 3
Get over it hippirict Shame? Jesus is my Brother
Jesus gets high with me.Jesus was Human he had his wants and needs I am sure he wanted to have sex get drunk and high Jesus is a Cool man.He did not promote it but he was like I said human.
If you don't know Jesus as a cool brother or person then you don't know him at all
Call Yourself a Christian Cathrynmichaelmurry
you better go look in the mirror
cgilbert61 2 years ago
I like to picture my Jesus wearing a tuxedo t-shirt, 'cause it says I want to be formal, but I like to party.
buick4u2nv 2 years ago 3
So what? what are you so scared of?
LethalSystem 2 years ago
good vid.
fishstick42 2 years ago
Brilliant
PeytizzleNomizzle 2 years ago
this shit was about 2 minutes too long...
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bryanki97 2 years ago
New video -''What Would Jesus NOT Do?''
Makes you wonder why Jesus didn't change the world with just a few more words .
flyingscience 2 years ago
nice voices, especially her, but there are better/funnier parodies out there.
darkkisses1 2 years ago
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More Cowards of the month like the slimy idiots at the University of Virginia student newspaper. Let's see you do something like this about Mohamed or the Islamic religion and see what happens! Or do you have the courage? Do it or show us your block wide yellow stripe down your back.
CharlieHend 2 years ago
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This video is the stupidest satire put on youtube yet! It paints a very false picture of conservative christians all over America. Good old fashioned bullshit!
SoaperZone 2 years ago
WoW!: I only came her for the potential nudity... He He
Pretty Cool Video though... I was satisfied Jesus!
ShellTrek 2 years ago
Yes
aaaplum 2 years ago
KT45, Her cross is not upside down, It's a mystic cross. The crossbar is in the middle.
aaaplum 2 years ago 2
Hey Does anyone know where this was filmed?
because i live in silverado canyon CA and it looks alot like somewhere right by my house
SamOstgaard 2 years ago
Hey! That's Lick Poop from "Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine" Check it out!
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JOSCHILD 2 years ago
this video is an excellent satire pointing out the way rural conservatives have wrapped up elements of American culture with Christianity
wblbdp 2 years ago
this is the greatest song ever is there any way to get a hold of it for my ipod
briancc22 3 years ago
A Smithson Wesson was NOT an automatic weapon!
Otherwise good :D
fencernerd 3 years ago
if i was jesus i would drive a ford too LOL
JessicaLyseyko 3 years ago
i dont think he would drive
such a bad truck/car
im pretty sure he owns
every car but ford!
haha
jonnyfernandz 2 years ago
Hi all...
This is just one of the BEST music videos made EVER. I love this song. we could do with hearing this on a show in England to wake the fuddy duddys up !
feanor1999 3 years ago
This vid is really really messed up.
LWalton1993 3 years ago
haha.. why does jesus look so much like kid rock. meh im not a fan of either! xD
losserdude 3 years ago
If art is supposed to create an emotion response in the viewer then for good or for bad this is a work of art. But I don't think a guy who was supposed to be able to walk on water would have driven a Chevy. I think he would be into German or Italian cars. HOt guy Hot car, you know.
JuliaTanno 3 years ago
The song says he would drive a ford. But like you said he would prolly drive something better, like a Silverado which is a Chevy.
Murphdawg10 2 years ago
I love this video --and spirituality --and perhaps even Jesus, but I feel sorry for the people who can only hate and dismiss. I think Jesus might have laughed at this one. -Peace!
Junniperseven 3 years ago
Brilliant satire. I wonder how many people actually believe this, deep down... knowing the truth about that would probably make it hard to sleep, though.
Gravidtron 3 years ago
I hate country
siferd 3 years ago
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jimthevibe 3 years ago
WWJD?
Who Will Jesus Destroy?
People who think what he has done is funny?
americafirst101 3 years ago
:/ won't spend any other sec to comment it. Or argue with anybody
4HimBreathin 3 years ago
thank you... Wish there were more christians out there and I don't understand why nobody will stick up for our God...
Ameresistmov 2 years ago
I think this was making fun of Christianity, not being pro-Christian. What Jesus would drive? What Jesus would shoot? Yeah, think about that one. I think it's pretty funny :D
magicalmuffinchicks 2 years ago
This song needs to be aired on every country station in the nation ASAP! ROFL!!!
bubblehead696 3 years ago
Why does Jesus look like Tony Stewart?
SiriusPadfoot2 3 years ago
He is actually "Lick Poop" (see Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine)
Junniperseven 3 years ago
3:26 wow jesus is hot
electrototty 3 years ago 2
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This video is sacreligious. Have some respect. He riegns.
hathaway3232 3 years ago
Get thee to a dictionary.
HorribleAesthete 3 years ago 9
Wish there were more christians out there. Feel kinda loanly...
Ameresistmov 2 years ago
Try being Jewish...
Man3shark 2 years ago
Are you kidding?! There are TONS of Christians out there...
magicalmuffinchicks 2 years ago
This is golden.
chezbrigitte 3 years ago
Using a church organ was a stroke of genius. As is with everything else in this video. Also, thanks for answering the oft pondered philosophical question- exactly what is Jesus hiding under all those layers?
chunksofham 3 years ago
Loved every second; it made me really laugh!
ChristianLiberation 3 years ago
Steriotypical Palin supporters
iglic 3 years ago
this is incredibly offensive.
xXAmmyNicoleXx 3 years ago
Then their job is done.
SeanStrife 3 years ago
i wonder what Jesus thinks of this flick.
rocksinmesocks 3 years ago
WWJD
what would jesus do
WTFWJD
what the fuck would jesus do
KennMb 3 years ago
This is hysterical. Voltaire wrote, "God is a comedian playing to audience that's afraid to laugh." Obviously you very pious, I-know-I'm-going-to-heaven-while-you-burn-in-hell-for-eternity Christians need to lighten up.
Oh, another great gawd quote: "Don't you know there ain't no devil, that's just God when he's drunk." Tom Waits
Kaalec 3 years ago
this is so wrong! shame!
applesider4u 3 years ago 3
ummm, people do realize that Jesus was not an American ... right?
*hopes*
kaeldragor 3 years ago
seriously. if you dont believe the Bible is real, message me.
why laugh? Jesus wouldnt approve of this message.
joshkinabrew 3 years ago
do u believe
pad119 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Jesus is the Lord.
He is the King of the kings.
Jesus loves everyone; but the only who loves Him, follows Him, obeys Him, respects Him, and wates for His second coming, will be able to see Him.
It is very serious!!!
It is not a play.
ok
chinchess 3 years ago
die
Sermarfil 3 years ago
I dont think jesus would approve of any of this mess!
cazfo99 3 years ago 4
Am I the only one who thinks Julie had a pretty fine body? Sort of shitty how her hair got long all of a sudden.
Did you see buff jesus, He'd kick your ass!!
tiuric77 3 years ago
Sorry! The Jesus you sing About... IS NOT THE JESUS OF THE BIBLE!
(Phlippians 2:10-11) that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of heavenly ones, and of earthly ones, and of ones under the earth;(Php 2:11) and that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
JESUS... would NOT have his ONE NATION UNDER GOD.. Abort Over 35,000,000-Million BABIES in their Mothers Womb! REPENT! Thanks, RR
ROGER459 3 years ago
You taking it too serious, gosh. Of course it's not the Jesus in the bible, lol... no sense of humor at all and your quotations are rly neat. pseudo knowledge...
LowHOinStereo 3 years ago 2
lol
Sermarfil 3 years ago
There is a good idea. Let's not take jokes about your brother or your Father serious. Do you like it when people say untrue things about your loved ones?
Powell629696 3 years ago
Jesus aka Joshua bar Yousif was a beautiful Jewish Torah teacher. A renegade named Saul who later changed his name to Paul, probably because he was hiding from the law,made up a bunch of stuff, using jesus as the pretext to start his own religious hustle -- like televangelism without the TVs. He had a chance to make his religion the most powerful in the world by adding PAGAN traditions of Rome so he compromised it.One religion for the elite and one for the rest of us.
joeocho88 3 years ago
Gosh, according to all the "pictures" of him I saw growing up, I thought he was Swedish blond, blue-eyed, fair complexion. Now you tell me he actually may have looked like the people in Judea 2000 years ago. Oh, the horror ...
Kaalec 3 years ago 3
Joeocho88 You're right about Saul-Paul. He invented Christianity. I'm still not convinced that Yeshua/Jesus really lived, but Saul-Paul based his religion on a strange brew of Mistralism, Egyptian mythology with a smattering of thought from the Essenes and a dash of "old time religion" from the Hebrew Bible. No actual Christ was required.
Kaalec 3 years ago
xD jesus would drive a honda because in the bible it says "the disciples ae on one ACCORD" LOL
jekshmeck 3 years ago 3
Why can't I tell if this is a parody or not?
Vinifera7 3 years ago
WWJD For A Klondike Bar?
virtualsurrealism1 3 years ago
Dude...Jesus was hot in this video
brennal1979 3 years ago 2
LMAF!!! This is funny@!!!
pandykc 3 years ago
She looks like One Hot Girl in the Shower
spunkypuppy 3 years ago
She IS one of the two hot girls in a shower ;)
BloodDemon293846 3 years ago
:( :( :(
annodog 3 years ago
Who would co-sign the note on that deal? I'm sure his credit isn't real good.
MewMewIchigo1237 3 years ago 3
Aaron Heist loves to ride the "Hershey highway" of little boys, then he felches his load as to leave no genetic evidence of his illegal buggering.
Yeah, this guy who thinks he is all tough, threatening people with restraint orders. Then he has? the gall to threaten others here. He threatened me with an "I'll cut you". Since he is a felon, he cannot posess guns, thank heavens.
slyputz 3 years ago
fords the reason jesus walked everywere!!!
SDWFjermex 3 years ago
Fixed Or Repaired Daily.
Found On Road Dead.
That's a Ford!!
chezbrigitte 3 years ago
fords the reason jesus walked everywere!!!
SDWFjermex 3 years ago
that girl is well hot
CountAlexander 3 years ago 2
amen to that
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calirider209 3 years ago
Actually I'm a Budweiser man to be honest. I pissed the bed last time I drank Jack.
OffensiveChrist 3 years ago
Such a great song! rofl... awsome!
Darkspyyy 3 years ago
Dudes, did you even catch that this video is NOT primarily making fun of Jesus, but of the bland, asinine commercialism that infects the USA these days?
Commercialized, US-nationalist Christianity - now there's an absurd concept!
JassuElla 3 years ago 7
So true. Too bad people are too blind to even see that.
Unholyterror 3 years ago
I'm going to hell for laughing at that
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h0lyavenger 3 years ago
Catchy.
FishStik5ive 3 years ago
um ok, people that beleive in Jesus, other guys who don't and just look for these kidna videos to piss on the other guys, will you all do us a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP?!?!?!?!
Drasmake 3 years ago
If people believe in something ridiculous like Jesus, one good way to expose the absurdity is by ridiculing them. That applies to other mythical heroes like Muhammad and so on.
randall2020 3 years ago 3
Wow, he could be my Jesus anytime.
banshee939 3 years ago
I agree! O.O
heyheyhey0220 3 years ago
Jesus was Torah teacher Yeshua bar Yousiff and he really lived. He was JEWISH!
joeocho88 3 years ago
In other words: A jew leaded to the foundation of christianity and than the christians have nothing better to do than discriminating jews...
Darkspyyy 3 years ago 3
I don't think the christians are one of the jews' problems... Christians are the least of their problems and its rare to find a true christian discriminating against someone for being jewish. I'm not even christian, you're claim is just pretty out there.
liekdurr 3 years ago
Christians are using the Jews to try to bring about the Second Coming of Jesus. They flatter Israel that they are friends...
pauzhaan 3 years ago
Is it wrong that I'm lusting over Jesus?
o.o'
elliesaurie 3 years ago 3