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  • 13 people got sicked by attack dogs.

  • PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED!

  • That would be awesome! Keep those stupid illegal Mexicanos out! =3

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  • He was only a Japanese android in the non-canon Empire version of the game. Can you guys stop bringing it up?

  • When people ask about my position on illegal inmigration I've got two words:

    COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!

    No walls, no permits, no turrets, no ARMY OF MANTIS MEN. Just LEMONS.

    COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!

    It's time people learn that this freedome doesn't count for free.

    Vote for me! For Science!

    Cave Johnson, We're done here.

  • frikis, frikis everywhere

  • Freedom isn't free. It costs a heft f***in fee. And if you don't put in your buck o five, who will?

  • Lol AATTACCCKKK DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Its especially funny since hes actually a japanese robot.

  • you got my vote, sir, lol.

  • I NEED PICTURES

    PICTURES OF SOVIETS

  • He was trying soo hard not to laugh haha

  • "Freedom doesn't come for free" LOL!

  • @bamlamnam We would just be half-replicating home. Life would still be nicer here...

  • turn on transcribe audio

  • two words

    "Spider, man"

  • We will place combustible lemons across the border line! :D

  • Yes sir, Mr. Johnson!

  • This probably is the sort of thing Cave would think of if he were president.

  • Cave johnson, we're done here.

  • When he said "I've got two words" I was expecting "Combustible Lemons"

  • @PerryWhyte That's what his V.P. says.

  • He's always so blunt! Is he the same in every role he plays?

  • If only this was British immigration policy lol

  • Make Life rue the day it thought it could give Ackerman lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the guy who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonne get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon so I can burn your house down!

    President Ackerman. We're done here.

  • Vote for me if you wanna live! - said like a true Cave Johnson

  • Cave Johnson, we're done here!

  • FOR SCIENCE

  • He says what were all thinking

  • careful, he's going to burn your houses down, WITH LEMONS !!!! ( new WMD )

    We're done here

  • CAVE JOHNSON HERE!

  • @nuttex

    I ignored the portraits and just imagined cave to look like this :3

  • haha people having immigration debates here. Ackerman is a solution to constant debate.

  • I love how the dolphin has a gun on it in that picture.

  • I'd watch a Red Alert movie if it were written and directed by the same guys.

    Hell, I'd buy it MUCH sooner than I would a Red Alert GAME...unless they brought back Westwood and Klepacki to work on it.

  • Shit ra3 is so fucked up that they could have easily put spiderman on it!!!!

  • pah.. Attack dogs. Go get some Praying Mantis Men.

  • DOGS. Attack dogs. :)

  • Every single white country on the planet is told to become multicultural& multiracial. EVERY white country is told to end its own race &culture. No one asks that of ANY non-white country. Mass Immigration and intermarriage is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries.

    Anti-whites style themselves as "anti-racist," but their actions lead the the elimination of only one race, my race, the white race. The final goal of anti-racism is to destroy the white race.

    It is genocide.

  • @NoWhiteGenocide No, Genocide requires that you kill vast numbers of a particular race of people - something non-white people have a tendency to not do. Indeed, i'm pretty sure the Native Americans didn't have their numbers so severely reduced by random fairy magic...

  • @phocjame Ever heard of Rwanda? Or the "fun" stuff Mao and Pol Pot did? And the "Native Americans" (who're not as native as many people think) murdered and maimed each other for centuries.

  • @higuma75 Wait...are you trying to justify genocide by saying the Native Americans were savages? Hah, you totally are!

  • @phocjame Your reading comprehension is non existent and your historic knowledge about the US is shit. But wait, you're a Euro-peon, so you're excused of being an ignorant twat. There was no genocide. Genocide indicates a planning. Besides, you claim that non-whites don't to genocide while history is full of examples how utter rubbish your statement is.

  • @higuma75 Oh hey, a troll! I haven't seen one of you guys in ages.

  • he has got to be one of the funnest actors around

  • Did you know 42 people voted for him IRL.

  • Dolphins with laser beams on their heads.  Now that's a party I can vote for

  • vote for me if you wanna live. short and simple! :D

  • this i swhy i dont join the army this is the result of a mna that maybe was in conbact in vietnan and is fustrated abotu it 30 years later still. he thinks every one still a enemy lol

  • @elpenaroll you realize this is fake right?

  • @BagTheMEAT thanx for telling me lol

  • ACKERMAN-POWELL 2012!

  • He got my vote

  • APPLE PIE

  • Again...OWned

  • DOGS

  • Dogs: Man's best friend.

    Attack Dogs: Ackerman's best friend.

  • The best president ever *D

  • Everybody says the final solution to the RACE problem is for EVERY White country and ONLY White countries to bring in the third world and assimilate with them. Immigration, tolerance, and especially assimilation are being used against the White race. All this immigration and intermarriage is for EVERY White country and ONLY White countries. Anti-White is called anti-racist, but it leads to the disappearance of one race and only one race, the White race. It is genocide.

  • Sen Barbara Jordan led a BiPartisan commission in 1995 to find solutions to immigration, Her commission came up with real solutions, like an ID card to be used in applying for jobs & benefits. Her ideas were attacked by the usual anti American traitors and in its place they only suggest another amnesty. Don't be fooled, educate yourself on immigration and how it is a tax on the working poor and helping to wipe out the middle class. Go to numbersusa or vdare for good info.

  • no walls, no permits, just dogs. ATTACK DOGS lolololol =D

  • Dr. Evil had Lazor sharks, but Red Aler 3 paradox have raygun sharks :D

  • I would vote for him. At least you know he's being honest and not sugar-coating things, and will do what he says he'll do. Which can't be said of any other presidential candidate, ever.

  • Well if he was lying what could he possibly actually mean. Speculate on this please it must be humerous.

  • @Balthic This is why out country should be run by writers.

  • @Balthic Somebody's in for a shock when Ackerman shorts out. :P

  • @Balthic ...and then he turns out to be a Japanese android attempting to distract the Allies from the Imperial presence by staying at war with the Soviets.

  • @Balthic Then again, he did turn out to be a Japanese-controlled android planted to spy on America and steers its policies (if you played the Empire campaign).

  • @flamingvipir Only in the Japanese version. Which is non canon, from canon the allies won (like every time, because otherwise the whole series would be over) and thus he was in fact not an android.

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Attack Dogs we should get the russians voted in....Bears...Attack bears.

  • Well, he is more reasonable than Bush

  • lol .. well i have a better idea.. using allot of russian tesla coils ( also some guys asked what the dolphin is standing for.. well then you havent played earlyer command and conquers because the allied used attack dolphin with microthings on their back )

  • vote for me if you want to live. unless your an illegal immagrant

  • I NEED MORE PHOTOS OF SPIDERMAN

  • What party is the dolphin?

  • Ackerman's Party of course!

  • I thought it was the Republicrats

    Or Democans LOL

  • Is that one of Dr Evil's laser dolphins?

  • That's true... But Evil wanted sharks with laser beams.. Not dolphins.. because he believes every creature should enjoy a hot meal. :O

  • Oh right my bad. XD

  • with a gun on it xD

  • Ackerman = The Chuck Norris of Red Alert 3. I would die to serve this man!

  • Electric fence your ass, they gonna build tunnels so STFU and think?

    The only thing that it's gonna stop illegal inmigration it's if America stop stealing the natural resources from 3th world countries.

  • Heh yea...its great isnt it :D?

  • no dogs...electric wire fence will do.

  • I Voted for Ackerman

  • thats so crazy and simplie it would work

  • By that do you mean that illegial alliens should not be entitled to our bloated government handouts just by comming here? And that they should be kept out? If so, I agree.

  • WE should help THEM fix THEIR economy?

    Screw you, Pizzle. "Responsibility" belongs HERE at home. Let's feed our kids and educate them before we effing worry about OTHER countries. I'm as tired of seeing my tax money go to over seas as I am to seeing go people who don't belong in this country.

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  • Freedom is a luxury, not a right. Too much freedom would be deadly for us, and Ackerman had a bit of a point on that.

  • "Vote for me,if you want to live."i just love that line

  • This should be our policy now.

  • To billgruber way back on post list, recesion was caused by government mandates that everyone should be able to have a house, even if they cant afford them, and thus a ton of loans that couldint be repaid were made and cuased the problem, courtesy of, wait for it, THE GOVERNMENT! Anyway, sorry if I detract from hillarious video.

  • We really do need to stop illegial immigration, or become a quasi-third world country, like mexico. The problem is our culture and our ecomony (and our elections) being overrun by a mass influx of poor, who like getting free money.

  • Here is a shocking example of how illegal aliens behave when you don't round them up and kick them out-

    "You won't know there is an invasions until you try to stop it," see below for vivid examples.

    Hey, Americans, the videos below are your future if you don't demand an end to illegal immigration and SHAMnesty.

    CWP playlist-

    Tan Klan 101

    Videos to see-

    Attack on America July 4th 1996 1, 2, 3, 4

    Baldwin Park 1, 2

  • Freedom doesn't come for free, kekeke.

  • YA! its illegal immigrants brout us swine flew, sars, and man man many other diseases! they wanna come here they should come over the boreder and PAY

  • He sounds mildly threatening and yet awesome at the same time!

  • Google this-

    "we shall overwhelm" "xavier hermosillo"

    The first hit or so is from the Social Contract. Read the article.

    here is a quote from Xavier Hermosillo a racist Mechista and bona fide Tan Klanner-

    As Xavier Hermosillo put it on a MacNeil-Lehrer segment on Los Angeles after the riots 'We (Latinos) will take over house by house, block by block. We shall not only overcome, we shall overwhelm!'

  • The only thing an illegal alien deserves is a one-way ticket home.

    Secure the border NOW! Enforce existing law NOW! E-verify NOW! End birthright citizenship NOW!

    Say no to the Chamber of Commerce cheap labor lobby and the racist, ethnocentric advocacy hate groups like La Raza (THE Race), Mecha, and Lulac.

    Say no to illegal aliens, the Outlaw Employers who profit from them at OUR expense, and the corrupt Rogue Politicians who ENABLE both. Say no to SHAMnesty!

  • rolf for real

  • why is this guy spammed does anyone even know wot he is saying, sure he could be saying post this on 5 vids if u dont want to be raped in the ass. but he could also be puting in a funny or valid point.

  • wait sorry i just read the spammed down below and found it was actually simmilar so yea... boy this is embarresing

  • have you eurotrash not looked around... corporat executives earning an annual salary equal to what pink skinned eurotrash claim illegals drain the country per anum... lending scams... bushes lost wars on alleged terrorism... lost drug wars... housing market crash... financial recession caused by honky rats.... get real lumox...

  • I agree, attack dogs, snipers, and electric fence. yes,

  • illegal immigration is bad but we really dont need the racism towards mexicans. i understand that they want to get into the us, but there is naturalization for a reason. also, it is a GAME ad, so dont take it so seriously

  • ATTACK DOGS.

  • Ackerman is one big parody of american life style ... Only they can vote on president like him

  • jaja(lol)..STFU,.i dont know if its the same guy..but this monkey is making me laugh,..what a clown,..

    for the truth check out this new link,..

    you tube=and type in reconquista cancelled.

    Peace & Love.

  • attack dogs ? wff they r crap on the game

  • To a king omi, yes

    An unarmed immigrant, no

  • attack dogs dont do anything against king onis

  • I meant the opposite, woops

  • then use a proton collider HA!

  • Lets face honkites... you left Europe becuase you couldnt fix your wasteland ... and becuase you had a long tradition of cave dwelling.. that's the truth ... now you're here under the delusion that this is your native land...

  • cave dwelling??? The europeans were traveling the world while the native indians were still sitting around campfires with no written language. They were far advanced. what the fuck are you talking about, learn your history before you talk, dipshit.

  • WTF are you talking about arse wipe ... while the lowliest of natives had civilization, architecture, astromony, medicine, engineering, agriculture and irrigation .. astrilopithicus honkite were still crawling on all four over the hills of Europe... look up articles that talk about blue eyes being a mutation from Brown eyes... you'll see that your just a lumox !!

  • the truth hurts, doesn't it, the illegals are bleeding this country dry.

    REPORT, ARREST AND DEPORT

  • Well Im a mexican american haha

  • LoL? Live in the suburbs dumbass HAHA

  • They smarter than you.

  • Im MExican bitch and im fucking smart

  • ackerman is the way to go

  • ya know, that might work.

  • SuicideKing187-You'll Release the Dogs? or the Bees? or the Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths so When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You?

  • Smithers release the robotic richard simmons

  • Well... we can be racist or not, but we all got to agree you got a point there ;)

  • GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

  • i could just imagine that....................

  • and jesus is black...

    (sarcasam)

  • Yeah, just attack dogs. Good plan.

  • You'll Release the Dogs? or the Bees? or the Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths so When They Bark They Shoot Bees at You?

  • lol

  • Well perhaps cuz american language is just a mutated english, not god's creation. But I don't think this should be a problem both is understandable

  • Well i got a question how exactly did a language come in to existance? i mean its not like people were making random noises and came up with something? im confused as we have many languages and no idea how any got started or why? and if prehistoric humans didnt make a language then wouldnt there be just one?

  • funny one! so intelligent that they cant follow laws!

  • I got two words for the pigs: pork chops... lets feed the coyotes and wolfs in the brink of extinction... due to the pigs.

  • Damn right. Chew those Mexicans up.

  • the fact that communism is a dreamworld and never existed makes a bit harder to rate it.

    Even though, i would not give up my freedom for poor ppl

  • It's cute when people who have no idea what socialism is have opinions on it!

  • It's more cute when socialists have no idea what socialism is, but mindlessly worship this ideology like it was juice made of Jesus tears and pineaples :P

  • two words:ATTACK DOGS!NO walls no permits,just DOGS...ATTACK DOGS!

  • what's better communism or capitalism?

  • communism!

  • duh!

  • Capitalism, If any one says Communism they they need their head chopped off with a katana.

  • "vote for me if you want to live" LOL

  • Cowboy 4 ever!

  • ROFL!

  • It is ment to be a joke. If you can't understand that, then just go away.

  • it's a joke

  • ATTACK DOGS!