Walker told me I have aids

[gourdbox]

Press 7 over and over again

[rjstallings]

Chuck roundhouse kicked the AIDS out of his body shortly after.

[marzilyas]

Walker told me to vote for Newt Gingrich

[scottylans]

What is Haley's opening sentence which makes the old guy say "I'll be damned"

[ChickennnWafful]

What is this from? 

[dablacksquad]

@ChickennnWafful walker texas ranger smh...

[EliteDoomer]

@ChickennnWafful Texas Ranger.

[00regan]

was this recorded with a toothbrush?

[yurianne07]

@00regan note even an electric one... :p

[nemanjacoric]

I am commenting this on World AIDS Day.

[cowofthemonth]

sick joke chuck

[JohnnyLemonhead]

He got AIDS because he didn't eat his Quaker oatmeal. He is headed straight for a bad case of Diabeetus if he doesn't watch it.

[Medsas]

what happens afterward?? did he really have aids

[baronofbefoulment]

He must have gotten Aids from Jenn-ay.

"Forrest Gump"

[blaugranelona]

chuck norris sucks cock

[moviemaster02]

Chuck Norris doesn't get AIDS. AIDS gets Chuck Norris.

[vqk2016]

funny episode. kids had full blown AIDS and his parents never told him.

[vaskafdt]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris.

[buddhastalin]

the first time I saw this on live TV I almost died from laughter. or maybe my AIDS was flarin up

[BrenAGC]

He has AIDS because Chuck Norris told him he did.

[farfigneugan42]

@BrenAGC that's freakin' awesome.

[Wespa64]

more like aids told you have walker

[KidSon704]

Lmao! Wooow.. Why is this sooo funny!?? Hahahaha XD

[13garo31]

i have cherokee aids

[unsanitized]

How do you say 'Walker told me I have AIDS' in Cherokee?

[JayJ00ls]

22 people out of 661 have aids

[CANxWExBExFRIENDS]

he got aids by walker looking at him

[BigBlue1101]

Walker told me I have AIDS, too. He said I got it from a tractor.

[LuiZhv88]

Oh man this kid can't catch a break! First he sees dead people and now he has TEH AIDZ???

[Elitepear]

I see a dead person....

(Too dark?)

[timmy0080]

He caught from his mother, Jenny from Forrest Gump.

[theFFVIguy]

Chuck Norris has the power to give you AIDS just by telling you that you have it.

[TheGregheadman]

He didn't have aids until Walker told him he did.

[Artherus1]

how do you say "I have aids" in Cherrokee?

[Plausiblesarge]

WTF is this from?

[Kansutachi]

@Plausiblesarge the show walker texas ranger

[youngmastermagican]

21 people were told by walker that they had aids

[Armageddon1986]

He didn't have aids until Walker to him he did.

[thafoofa]

Chuck Norris doesn't get AIDS. AIDS gets Chuck Norris. And it's always terminal!

[edwardgbell]

@thafoofa hyperROFLKOPTERLMAOLOL

[SkinnySlimJim]

Play him off, Keyboard Cat!

[helprucka]

THIS IS TOTAAAAALL SHIT I CANT BELIVE THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH IT IS CHIT

[spior]

@helprucka The fact that you can't spell ''Shit'' makes us laugh :D

[skeetskeetskeet420]

Chuck Norris can actually sense when someone has AIDS, he don't need no blood test to figure it out

[BuckFuttons]

Hey, it's Can't Afford Brimley!

[littlemissalto07]

LOL "nice BBQ, btw I have herpes"

Best comment ever

[tubeshadow85]

Comment has been removed by Chuck Norris

[RandomUsername010]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris tells jokes about all of us.

[JerFhilm]

Pay it forward Haley, pay it forward.

[knockdoun]

does he really say that in the show? lol wtf

[Riktenkay]

Thankfully, Chuck Norris is the one known cure for AIDS.

[TommyGeo101]

@Riktenkay no it's his tears.

shame he never cries

[seeingeyeass]

If you see Jesus falling from the sky, then you know that Chuck Norris died, went to heaven, and roundhouse kicked Jesus' ass back to earth.

[NowhereMan8521]

19 people were given AIDS by Chuck Norris.

[bigwhiteballs27]

Walker told me i have AIDS! :(

[aquarianbabe]

WTF, that was out of left field!!! O.O....it's like this is a great barbeque, btw I have herpes...what the hell?!

[MegaUSAUSAUSA]

That 'Walker' has a warped sense of humor, but it is fun to screw with young minds.

[dabyd666]

i think that seeing this clip gave me a disease where i cant stop laughing. is this aids? O.o

[turmite553]

segerfan's got aids

[sirprincy]

When Chuck Norris Tell you, You have aids, then you automatically give aids and laugh at it

[phaermink]

The kid that sees dead people meets the man that makes dead people.

[America2470]

@phaermink Sounds like a paradox, hmm...

Solve for X.

[yurianne07]

@phaermink I see Aids patients...

[JRFproductions]

If Chuck Norris says you have AIDS, you have already died from an opportunistic infection.

[segerfan]

DUDE your a sick motherfucker, this ain't even funny; how would you like it if someone close to you got AIDS, I should report this video.

[QuesoGr7]

@segerfan

*facepalm*

[segerfan]

@QuesoGr7 yea; facepalm in your fucking ass!

[QuesoGr7]

@segerfan

People like you don't even need to be on the internet if you take offence to something like this. Nobody's laughing at the kids having AIDS, it's funny because it just came out of nowhere. You completely missed the point.....

[segerfan]

@QuesoGr7 You know what; I can be on the internet whenever the fuck i want; you ain't my mother

[Batawm]

@segerfan Dude, let it go. Just because your mom got raped and killed by niggers when you were 10, doesn't mean you can troll the internet without consequences

[thepeanutlord]

@Batawm I pray to god that you do anything constructive with your life other than flaming people for their opinions. And I really hope you don't have such a bad self-image that you need to write incredibly stupid things that has nothing to do with your "discussion"

[Batawm]

@thepeanutlord umadbro?

[rainboy9]

... after he raped me

[donovan3955]

This isnt funny...

[chickenmobetta]

Did he died?

[jgonz185]

Haley got pwned!

[Mugzy619]

When Chuck Norris Tells You You Have Aids YOU HAVE AIDS

[laxmann3311]

what happens after that?

[ilovehell666]

I always knew osment was a catcher!

[Devilman312]

Conan's reaction O_O LOL

[KittensInStitches]

"Nigga just got AIDS in his mouth!" XD

[ghostmabel]

@KittensInStitches LOL Raywilliamjohnson right? xD

[KittensInStitches]

@ghostmabel Haha, yea! :D

[KatRaccoon]

This clip never fails to cheer me up.

[Buutch11]

HAHAHHA

[EHW09]

He showed this one last night during his Tour in Chicago

[RandomUsername010]

AIDS is never funny. Unless Chuck Norris says it is.

[gorance2000]

you have AIDS kid why cause chuck said it

[deloreandmc88]

Walker told my friend he's a retard..2 days after this,he killed his self lol

[BlueZephyr16]

what was the context of this clip? haha

[91gstein]

chuck norris dosn't get aids, aids get chuck norris

[PutNameHere15]

Walker told me to tell you he told me I'm Chuck Norris!

[scorsese86]

Amazing!

[dirtycelinefrenchman]

Right after telling you you have aids, Chuck Norris then immediately cures you of it.

[Rudy4President]

Walker was just being generous. He could have given the kid something much worse..

[DIVASIVLIVS]

Kids say the darndest things.

[20buscarMeuBis8]

Walker told me i have aids!

[redmunkee]

I see lower T-cell counts.

[bodhi3323]

That is the greatest Texas Walker clip! I can't help but laugh everytime I see it. Yeah, that is Haley Joel Osment - the Sixth Sense / Forrest Gump kid

[rocketpackonline]

Is that Ellen DeGeneres?

[benmcd170]

was this the kid that was the home alone kid? whats this kids name

[sdws17]

This is Haley Joel Osment. The Home Alone kid was Macaulay Culkin

[airadoz]

no that was like dan ta something

dude thats like 10 years off man.

[TheDudeLebowskee]

Chuck Norris tells children they have AIDS apparently

[lethe56]

Dude, Chuck Norris doesn't tell anyone anything except that they're gonna get their asses kicked. WALKER tells kids they have aids. Huge difference.

[CaLiBluNTs562]

why did walker tell him he has aids I dont get it but still funny as shit

[mouse52476]

Because he had aids.

[UltraGore4Life]

One of the most hilarious bits Conan has ever done. I miss the "Walker Clips".

[Winterbyte]

LOL! Fail!

[iiGeeeeorgex3]

@Wolfman12395 so simple and obvious but still funny :O

[evil13b]

haha gets me every time!!!!

[COW546]

LOL!

[stfudonnie]

Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare, then walks home

[invadr1]

i see dead people (with AIDS

)

[ToManifest]

So that's what happened to Haley Joel Osment and I thought he just hit puberty and awkward....

[jaysOPINIONS]

this for real???

[sexhaie]

play 'em out piano cat...

[efcboy]

It's Keyboard Cat

[sexhaie]

@efcboy my bad *play them out keyboard cat...* ha

[DCakaElfboy]

Walker to me i too have aids

[tineuh]

Loooool!!! Exellent !

[DylanTownesDrake]

uh pardon my french, but I'll be damned

[sambam866]

BRING THE LEVER BACK CONAN!!!!

[oldskooldoritos]

for realsies.  i miss the lever.

[DCakaElfboy]

100 percent with you on that bring back the lever i'll get the chant started bring back the lever the lever bring back the lever the lever

[FeroxX]

how did he get aids ? :D walker fucked him ? xD

[stickmasrerDX]

Did kid from:

sixth sense

AI

pay it forward

kingdom hearts

I'll remember april

Forrest Gump

Bogus

Home of the Giants

(AKA Haley Joel Osment)Die?

[papatom91e]

jeff foxworthy show

[pblackwolf]

LOOOOOOOL

[tyran007dbz]

LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLL

[GreenXZ]

When Chuck Norris has aids he has a cold.

[Sagemaster00]

Na Chuck Norris is Aid's Aids

[Patruiq]

when chuck norris says u have aids then u do have aids

[SerpentsOvSmoke]

win

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

Narm

[Rades]

walker told me I have DIABEETUS

[Colt2571]

LMAO!!!

[milkmanv1]

Why does little Haley look like a young Ellen DeGeneres?

[FHaru1952]

ahahaha oh my god you're right

[kitikat88]

i guess chuck norris wanted to be the only one who could see dead people o.O

[nomercyking]

MANNNNNNNNNNNNN i wanna see Conan'a reaction

[Stinky21]

i haven't seen why chuck norris wwas so popular

but i just knew him

and how can a boy have aids?

did he have sex?

[baker861120]

OMGWTF

[AaliyahBrandyMonica]

i would love to know how if a child or ANYONE how has aids is funny? like its not funny at all

[gittyskatinaz]

1. It's bad timing in the conversation.

2. It's just a movie so he really doesn't have AIDS.

3. People are fucked up.

[xraidedlok]

shut up thier showing how rediculous that show is.. look it up before you start whining

[AaliyahBrandyMonica]

so sad...on so many different levels

[AJRoman]

Well, you're pretty much screwed. In fact you'll be seeing the dead pretty soon.

[linguotherobot]

So fucking funny.

[evilmick66]

If Chuck Norris says you have aids, you do! Even if you don't, his words automatically give you aids.

[TheRandomMonger]

this is so horrible... yet its so funny...conans the man

[clerlic]

I remember seeing that on TV, I almost choked from laughing. xD

[b1337zya]

play him off, keyboard cat.

[teddymv]

love that clip!

[smeagol1414]

y should someone be punished 4 being black? you are either trying to be funny in the internet ( but failed, brutally) or you are a racist piece of shit

[ERRRR1990]

O.o WOW!

[ERRRR1990]

btw that was to chaosnewterer

[teddymv]

lol i hope that was a joke, otherwise you are the most ignorant, close-minded person ever.

[ToastMuncher2]

Sarcasm doesn`t go well with the internet, if that`s what you were trying.

[PanayotiProductions]

Walker gave that boy aids... Chuck Norris and Magic Johnson are the only people who cannot die from aids :)

[zosodude13]

Why the fuck are we talking about conspiracy theories, illuminati and 9/11?!

ITS A FUCKING VIDEO OF CHUCK NORRIS! ITS FUNNY! LEAVE IT AT THAT!

[SNAAAKE]

HASHAHAHHHAHHAHA

[iiiiihexiiiii]

Well, that explains why I haven't seen Haley Joel Osmond anywhere lately.

[theFFVIguy]

Chuck Norris has the power to make people have AIDS just by telling them.