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Someone forgot to tell him there's no such thing as palestine, maybe his father is a gazan but palestine was a word used by the brits to describe arab nomads & criminals thrown out of their homelands who ended up in Israel.
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would arab american comedian please do a show about the arab presidents and arab protests (not disrespecting the protest, just to say that they got ur support)
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you may be very stupid, Muslim is not a race that's why you are not hairy, but if you are trully Arab I can bet you are hairy, it is not a bad thing tho
I hate the times we live in. I'm half Dutch and Half Suriname and a raised atheïst and I can not put into words how annoyed I am by the ammount of times white people have asked me if I was Muslim or if I eat pork. And the worst is after I say I'm not a Muslim they start explaing how much they dislike Muslims and make stupid jokes about Muslims. I fucking hate these times because ignorant white folks can't stop fucking bugging me about this. Just start the big war and get this over with allready.
You two are awesome! This is very funny, and unfortunately very true. Cheers to being a standup and not letting this turmoil get you down! Keep us laughing!
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@jkibrick its brainwash brother, most people dont differ between a RELIGION and a POLITICAL PARTY, i live in europe and i have alot of jewish friends, all of them are israelis actually only one american, man we r best friends, ok, we may have different political opinions, but fuk that shit, i don give a fuk, we r all humans and brothers, plus, jews and arabs have ALOT of similarities, especially hummus,, HAHAHHAHA.. shalom akhi ;)
@mjhmjh9090 Your absolutely right. The bottom line is that we are all human. I think people tend to forget this fact and before they know it, they are wishing for terrible things to happen to other people who don't deserve anything worse or better than anyone else. Pretty much everyone on the planet has a different political opinion. They don't deserve to be hated for it. In Israel, everyone knows that most of the best hummus to be found are in Arab restaurants. :) Shalom gam lacha.
I'm an American, born and raised and reside here in deep south Louisiana. I'm proud to say that this "wimpy-white-guy" portrayal is 100% derived from how most big-city and primarily northern whites seem to be. I think it's extremely hilarious when non-white people make jokes of this characteristic of whites. And I'm white, but southern. I guess most of us down here "get it" in todays world and don't get so easily fearful of things. In this country diversity has more tenure in the south.
@triclops12 There you go with the superiority complex, which displays how narrow your mind is. You are an example of who the world is laughing at. "Thinking" is an equal habit of all humans. Accept that and be free.
"What do we have to do" hahahahahahahaha! thats good! and "Hes a hairy one get over here quickly" "ah we'll be over thr soon wr still searchin this black guy this gay guy and this jew" thats fucked up! haha
Dude, I'm an arab and muslim myself. My parents are from Syria. Ahmed Ahmed has made jokes like how many muslims will do everything haram except eat pork. Are you insulted by that comment as well. You're watching a video of stand-up comedy. Lighten up and learn to take a joke. I didn't say arabs or muslims are terrorists. I also don't endorse blowing up building and killing innocent people as an act of faith. I feel anyone who does that for whatever reason, deserves to be ridiculed.
@MrBeauElliot im with you on that i dont condone any type of racism blacks whites asians hispanics arabs i have friends of each of those races also jewish people not all them are bad i talk to them and they dont care that im muslim i from palestine and im proud of who i am
A guy once tried to get me to become a suicide bomber. He said if I blew up a building, I'd get 72 virgins in heaven. I said, "How 'bout I just vandalize it for 5 sluts right now?"
@diablomilano1 Actually, I am. Not at the calibur of Ahmed and many other professional comedians but I do get paid to tell jokes. I host at a local open mic and that makes me a... wait for it.... That's right! A professional commedian. Yeeaaaah! And that joke, my friend, has killed at the Houston Improv. So before you go shouting your mouth off, take a chance to get to know someone before you go posting insults. That's just childish.
@MrBeauElliot "take a chance to get to know someone before you go posting insults. That's just childish" and by that joke you re insulting bith rabs and muslims we re not terrorists
Actually, the people behind the terrorist attacks usually aren't Arabs for the most part, because the Arabs are rich bastards who have better things to do. the problem is philistines stereotyping everyone from the middle east into one category which really isn't very accurate because the majority of terrorists come from the middle eastern countries rather than Saudi Arabia which I'd rather not name for obvious reasons.
Terrorism has no religion yes, but it is subject to be common amongst certain religions. That's a fact by figures and historical events. It's not a reason to profile someone, but don't be naive that religion is an excusatory backbone for many acts of terror.
I am a Muslim and I'm damn sure Qura'an does'nt say that Muslim people should kill Christians .. Infact Qura'an tell us to Respect all religions and all people no matter what religion they believe in!!
@rockersixtysix No,that's wrong. Every terrorist can be a chistian, a bhuddist, a jew or an athiest. Ok it's true some terrorists are muslims but Islam,like other religions, doesn't teach people to be terrorests.
@roy4kids Terrorism is also religious extremism, which is what your saying, its just because the Muslims have more extremists, they are the only terrorists, which some Rednecks think, but EVERYM religion has some
@robbie4233334 What do think about Amercan terrorists ? They invaded muslim coutries like Iraq ( they claimed that Iraq had mess destruction weapons-in fact , only for oild field), Afghanistan( they claimed they Ben laden was behind the 11/9 attact-but without any prooves) and many other parts of the world. What do you think of Christain Serbs who committed crime war agains muslims ? What do yo think about Israel ( the jews) treat towards Paletinians ? They have robbed the land of Paletine ?
@roy4kids I jsut fucking said that did I not? Holy shit, learn to read, I said EVERY religion has terrorists and exremists, just muslim extremists are the most noted.
@robbie4233334 But for me, America and Israel are the most noted. And they have special right to kill peolpe-especially the old ,women and children, and to invade other countries.
@roy4kids Im in canada, I dont know what isrealies do, I dont know they're rules, i dont All of americas laws, adn what do you mean America and Isreal have the right to kill? There is never a right to kill. Only if said person or people really deserve it I.E Terrorists
@roy4kids hahahhaa- invading iraq and afghanistan was in order to stop the muslim extremist group AL-QAEDA, who were killing themselves and those around them using intoxicating compouds shich are ILLEGAL! iraq and afghanistan attacked first, and mulsims are considered LUCKY to live in the more civilised western countries which were extremist free. There is in fact a muslim camp in the lake district, cairo(Egypt) and again in america : Jamaat al Fuqra. the people behind 9/11 are found : r muslims
@XKXwarlordXKX What do think about Amercan terrorists ? They invaded muslim coutries like Iraq ( they claimed that Iraq had mess destruction weapons-in fact , only for oild field), Afghanistan( they claimed they Ben laden was behind the 11/9 attact-but without any prooves) and many other parts of the world. What do you think of Christain Serbs who committed crime war agains muslims ? What do yo think about Israel ( the jews) treat towards Paletinians ? They have robbed the land of Paletine ?
This si the way to cure ur anger if any i am a Muslim and i know it shouldn't be done the way im doing it but whenever someone cracks a terrorist joke i throw some racist joke back at them but it's all in goood fun it ain't meant to harm nobody
to all you racist muther fuckers out there... this video is not for your ignorant minds, if u r gonna be making hateful comments full of rage fueled by your misinformation, please click elswhere, punks!!
5:44 THE MATRIX JUST GLITCHED!!! or maybe it was my super big loud ear muffs..
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ProComedy05 4 days ago
What the hell was that noise!!!!
Loveyamusic4 6 days ago
this is not funny, is this because im british?
amberliegh7 4 weeks ago
from 1:18 to 1:51 , this act is stollen from Gabriel iglasies
Mr5az3al 1 month ago
i have a pakistani/muslim doctor, i love him!
PetChickenz 1 month ago
Pis of crab
wrya187 1 month ago
FUUUCKING UFO IN MY EARHOLES 5:44 I GOT SO FUCKING SCARED... ON HIGHEST VOLUME!!!!
Phuckinthapool 1 month ago
Someone forgot to tell him there's no such thing as palestine, maybe his father is a gazan but palestine was a word used by the brits to describe arab nomads & criminals thrown out of their homelands who ended up in Israel.
sherrygilman 1 month ago
"white people", what is he? black? :/
nec644 2 months ago
Very funny
LocoAurinegro 2 months ago
the sound was a simple asdkjfsdfhw kssssssssssjldfajisdfifaoldfajio iovmdjfjklvsflkjsdiooijmjds g it was not that hard
patelsoccertennis10 2 months ago
Wat the heck was tat sound?? Scared the crap out of me!
ratumia 3 months ago 4
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What was that silly annotation about "disrespectful comments will be deleted"??? I feel that it was pretty disrespectful of him to show up in NY and tell jokes that dealt with this material. They wouldn't want us doing this over there. I think they all just need to stay quiet for a while. No one wants to hear a "funny terrorist" tell jokes about being a funny terrorist.
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2mmbroz 4 months ago
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh too funny
ayb95MultiMedia 4 months ago
am a muslim too but frankly it was not funny the material was simply not tht good every punch line was expected
rccarsrule100 4 months ago
what the fuck all of the american mix comedians talk about same shit ... it was funny before .. now its fucking bulshit
stupid acting and subjects just like his face
abr7000 4 months ago
Disrespectful comment
WhatTheFrick1000 4 months ago
HAHAHAHA...
enough said.
smartcookiegirl 4 months ago
visit my channel for some funny life day one with me and jared. We do daily life things while looking like shit...i mean awsomeness and we try to make people laugh with our fart jokes....i mean professional comedy we hope to make many peple laugh while doing cool things that people are interested in. Like watching big fat guys roll down the hill while waering their favorite kfc chiken costumethen petting a cat with a back scratcher that smell like......Just go to our channel.
JbananaT 4 months ago
Not funny
GeekClips 4 months ago
that sound scared the shit out of me
iamnotuke 5 months ago
Islamophobia is a masonic plan to separate religions to make it easy for them to rule the world... they are playing with our minds
SuperSoprano111 5 months ago 4
They all laughed years ago when I said that I wanted to be a comedian, but I'll tell you what.....,,.they're not laughing now.
maccafan10 5 months ago
AHHHHHHH !!!! @5:45 fuck that shit man
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319 didn't know whats going on
F0r0o0s0t 5 months ago
my arab my happy
nnasser007 6 months ago
@5:45 I jumped like crazy. I'm in my room, it's dark and I'm laughing so hard!
MayMoon922010 6 months ago 2
Ahmed is a really smart fun comedian:)))
oddjobhokie 6 months ago
would arab american comedian please do a show about the arab presidents and arab protests (not disrespecting the protest, just to say that they got ur support)
ramzi45 6 months ago
American comedy is childish and weird
sijotakane 7 months ago
5:44 I WAS WEARING F****** EARPHONES!!!!!!!!!!!
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@cena1020cp me too!
Alanna7859 5 months ago
@Alanna7859 lol
cena1020cp 5 months ago
@cena1020cp I actually jumped from my chair. At 2am..
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Arab Americans are cool.
ConquerorOfLulz 7 months ago
Funny
xxxkeyj 7 months ago
man these guys are not bat at all
amuizzski 8 months ago
hate this guy!
m33lad 8 months ago
HOLY BALLS!! what was that sound? @ 5:45
AussieJesus16 8 months ago 95
@AussieJesus16 That scared the crap out of me!
Alanna7859 5 months ago
@AussieJesus16 lol, scared the shit outta me
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laraaiam55 8 months ago
AHAHAHAHA "What do we have to DO??"
"We'll be right there... we're still searching this black guy, this gay guy, and this jew..."
clicchick 9 months ago 2
"black guy gay guy and jew" lol....
LordHines420 9 months ago
i love ahmed ahmed..he is one of my best stand up comedians! but my favorite is russell peters..i just love that indian bastard! :P
jokey279 9 months ago 3
@jokey279 Russel peters is the best :P
SephirothDarkAgel 9 months ago
I am italian, and they always think im mexican or arab :(
nigokid 9 months ago 2
@BMrespect
Ya I know i was joking to. It's called "comedy" for a reason.
daniarum123 10 months ago
niiiice. good stuff.
very funni guys
nafism6969 10 months ago
HAHAH!! muslims are HAIRYY!!!!
pinklax1 10 months ago
I'm a Muslim, but I'm not hairy -.-
daniarum123 10 months ago 7
@daniarum123
he is joking...
BMrespect 10 months ago
you may be very stupid, Muslim is not a race that's why you are not hairy, but if you are trully Arab I can bet you are hairy, it is not a bad thing tho
SuperRoss83 9 months ago
310 people are not arab
m3sopotamian 10 months ago 4
Dean Obeidallah is the man!
BasharComedy 10 months ago 3
I am syrian too :D
Fadzoo 10 months ago
This is really good stuph muslims are COOL IM N T MUSLIM IM MEXICAN
ELITE761 10 months ago 2
Terrorism has no religion :)
ilovetrance0egypt 10 months ago 6
Ahmed Ahmed will be headlining the FUNATICAL Comedy Tour in the DC Metro area on April 14th & 16th, 2011!
BeautyandtheEastTV 10 months ago
Blowing up buildings isn't a part of
Islam.
yuckyfart 10 months ago 6
I hate the times we live in. I'm half Dutch and Half Suriname and a raised atheïst and I can not put into words how annoyed I am by the ammount of times white people have asked me if I was Muslim or if I eat pork. And the worst is after I say I'm not a Muslim they start explaing how much they dislike Muslims and make stupid jokes about Muslims. I fucking hate these times because ignorant white folks can't stop fucking bugging me about this. Just start the big war and get this over with allready.
diramonsky 11 months ago 3
I'm barely arab and most people don't know it, but I am by like less than an 8th percent... anyway this is funny
Hitlerwearsasnuggie 11 months ago
@Hitlerwearsasnuggie Less than 8%?! Wtf, does that even mean?!!
SpitzerYB 10 months ago
@SpitzerYB It means less than 8%, Lebanese to be specific. What do you not understand?
Hitlerwearsasnuggie 10 months ago
A black jew arab mexican ....
MR257k 11 months ago
black gay guy who is jew
kurdishleader 11 months ago
every one who disliked this is an arab hater
Multi123ddd 11 months ago
ahhhhhhhahahahaha! great stuff:))
infinity251214 11 months ago
You two are awesome! This is very funny, and unfortunately very true. Cheers to being a standup and not letting this turmoil get you down! Keep us laughing!
mbshus 11 months ago 4
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alimunth 11 months ago
THIS IS FROM fahrenheit 9 11
BECAUSE 911 ACCEDENT !!!!!!!!
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MsPamAnn 11 months ago
do you have Omid, I like Ahmed. Shokran my brother for uploading this.
ParthianImmortal 1 year ago
LOL
haz697 1 year ago
love you alot form amman jordan
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I'm Israeli and I think both these guys are great!:)
jkibrick 1 year ago 56
@jkibrick i love jews, m arab
mjhmjh9090 1 year ago 2
@mjhmjh9090 Now why can't everyone be more like us? :)
jkibrick 11 months ago
@jkibrick its brainwash brother, most people dont differ between a RELIGION and a POLITICAL PARTY, i live in europe and i have alot of jewish friends, all of them are israelis actually only one american, man we r best friends, ok, we may have different political opinions, but fuk that shit, i don give a fuk, we r all humans and brothers, plus, jews and arabs have ALOT of similarities, especially hummus,, HAHAHHAHA.. shalom akhi ;)
mjhmjh9090 11 months ago 3
@mjhmjh9090 Your absolutely right. The bottom line is that we are all human. I think people tend to forget this fact and before they know it, they are wishing for terrible things to happen to other people who don't deserve anything worse or better than anyone else. Pretty much everyone on the planet has a different political opinion. They don't deserve to be hated for it. In Israel, everyone knows that most of the best hummus to be found are in Arab restaurants. :) Shalom gam lacha.
jkibrick 11 months ago
@jkibrick hopefully one day well find an israeli concert in beirut, and an arabic one in tel aviv... salam aleikom cousin ;)
mjhmjh9090 11 months ago 3
@jkibrick u damn jew
ksalam1234 9 months ago
@jkibrick i hope u burn in hell u jew
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tacticwarfare2 1 year ago
out of all comedians, palestinians and jewish are my favorite(:
1myrikal8 1 year ago
really good :p
Eclipce051 1 year ago
i seen/heard batter
TheNadra 1 year ago
He is so funny! I have heard him on Raw Dog, serious radio station!
antiwar2 1 year ago
Funny stuff, man. White men killed the American presidents. Are all white men evil?
Geez, America, lighten up!
fergusof 1 year ago
thank you ! you are very funny
imakecostumes 1 year ago
shits fucking funny!
narcocorridosmex 1 year ago
lmaoooo......tooo funny
leboJnoubi 1 year ago
Need to get a better routine than just your ethnicity, gets old after... 10 seconds
SuperJanders 1 year ago
hahaha "ill be right back bitch save my seat"
swaggindaddy 1 year ago
I'm an American, born and raised and reside here in deep south Louisiana. I'm proud to say that this "wimpy-white-guy" portrayal is 100% derived from how most big-city and primarily northern whites seem to be. I think it's extremely hilarious when non-white people make jokes of this characteristic of whites. And I'm white, but southern. I guess most of us down here "get it" in todays world and don't get so easily fearful of things. In this country diversity has more tenure in the south.
msw812 1 year ago
@msw812 but there's more thinking in the north...
triclops12 1 year ago
@triclops12 There you go with the superiority complex, which displays how narrow your mind is. You are an example of who the world is laughing at. "Thinking" is an equal habit of all humans. Accept that and be free.
msw812 1 year ago
why do all arab comedians talk about terrorist
CVSETENTASX3 1 year ago
@CVSETENTASX3 hey black comedians talks alot about racisms.,.,but im not really making any point.,.,i just want to point tht out.,.
sMidJid 1 year ago
@sMidJid they do it because if a white guy did it, he'd get lynched
triclops12 1 year ago
@CVSETENTASX3 LMAO . Cause their Arabs they make the best jokes about Terrorists .(:
pixty1 1 year ago
"What do we have to do" hahahahahahahaha! thats good! and "Hes a hairy one get over here quickly" "ah we'll be over thr soon wr still searchin this black guy this gay guy and this jew" thats fucked up! haha
ZSA199821 1 year ago
you are my favorit
MegaMontypython 1 year ago
300 dislikes? this is madness!!!!!
juanjuan732 1 year ago
I wonder how good these guys would be had 9/11 not happened lol. If anything, 9/11 and the rise of terrorism has relaunched their comedy careers lol
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robeesha 1 year ago
awesome
rencrow 1 year ago
@narutofan9114. Hey It scared the shit of me too lol
mrlolofcourse 1 year ago
Narutofan
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mnmosh2008 1 year ago
mah ex bf is from palestine heheheh
ilovekooky 1 year ago
Dude, I'm an arab and muslim myself. My parents are from Syria. Ahmed Ahmed has made jokes like how many muslims will do everything haram except eat pork. Are you insulted by that comment as well. You're watching a video of stand-up comedy. Lighten up and learn to take a joke. I didn't say arabs or muslims are terrorists. I also don't endorse blowing up building and killing innocent people as an act of faith. I feel anyone who does that for whatever reason, deserves to be ridiculed.
MrBeauElliot 1 year ago 188
@MrBeauElliot im with you on that i dont condone any type of racism blacks whites asians hispanics arabs i have friends of each of those races also jewish people not all them are bad i talk to them and they dont care that im muslim i from palestine and im proud of who i am
mahdiamin1 5 months ago
@MrBeauElliot am Ahmad from Syria .. and I totally agree ..
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A guy once tried to get me to become a suicide bomber. He said if I blew up a building, I'd get 72 virgins in heaven. I said, "How 'bout I just vandalize it for 5 sluts right now?"
MrBeauElliot 1 year ago 2
@MrBeauElliot plz don t try to be a comedian coz you re not
diablomilano1 1 year ago
@diablomilano1 Actually, I am. Not at the calibur of Ahmed and many other professional comedians but I do get paid to tell jokes. I host at a local open mic and that makes me a... wait for it.... That's right! A professional commedian. Yeeaaaah! And that joke, my friend, has killed at the Houston Improv. So before you go shouting your mouth off, take a chance to get to know someone before you go posting insults. That's just childish.
MrBeauElliot 1 year ago 3
@MrBeauElliot "take a chance to get to know someone before you go posting insults. That's just childish" and by that joke you re insulting bith rabs and muslims we re not terrorists
diablomilano1 1 year ago
@MrBeauElliot
yeah they dont tell ya its 72 virgin men
modifyme111 1 year ago
@MrBeauElliot
yeah they dont tell ya its 72 virgin men
modifyme111 1 year ago
SHIT 5:45 the screech scared the living hell out of me and i knew it was coming
narutofan91124 1 year ago
FUNNY AS FUCK
siimmppaa 1 year ago
Actually, the people behind the terrorist attacks usually aren't Arabs for the most part, because the Arabs are rich bastards who have better things to do. the problem is philistines stereotyping everyone from the middle east into one category which really isn't very accurate because the majority of terrorists come from the middle eastern countries rather than Saudi Arabia which I'd rather not name for obvious reasons.
Clutchmaster91 1 year ago
Lmao at the accents.
iownall 1 year ago
I love comedy, yall can check out my ear-candy, anytime too.
missyonthanet 1 year ago
Accident 9 \ 11 occurred in agreement with the United States saw Arrivals in YouTube
AMA1F11 1 year ago
the sad thing is that in the west the media only shows bad arabs, wanna c what arabs built, check out the video below
watch?v=dk8b9YPyBNI
aboood578 1 year ago
4:55 , Ahmed Ahmed looks like a HAMSTER! :D Hilarious!
2ndCthulhu 1 year ago
so funny
aseeroha 1 year ago
LMAO! you guys are funny..
1BalBal1 1 year ago
The best part of this is the Portuguese subtitles! True internationalism :)
spacemama 1 year ago
i thought this arab blew my computer up at 5:44
ccchrv 1 year ago
He reminds me of John Leguizamo for some reason.
thefloacist 1 year ago
HOLY FUCKING 5:44
Z4rifion 1 year ago 3
These guys are HILARIOUS!
panther0567 1 year ago
LOL!!
dude wtf is wrong with sound?
maxedout44 1 year ago
5:46 I thought I was f*cking connecting to the Matrix!
BwSeven 1 year ago
5:32 LOL
sammyman95 1 year ago
behold the arhab man!! lol their funny :)
iktradiostar 1 year ago
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bibikinharj 1 year ago 139
@bibikinharj I have subscribed to your channel.please keep them coming.I saw for the first time arab comedians.awesomeeee:p
Harismanan 1 year ago
@bibikinharj why did teh video not have sound at the end?
TheRogueMonk 1 year ago
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GCNblogger 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@bibikinharj I hate you you smeller nigger!!
outsider0100 11 months ago
If you like stand up watch my set
TimHanlonComedy 1 year ago
not funny
howser12 1 year ago
LOL ! ahmed is funny
loAVRILver 1 year ago 4
ahmed is funny, he looks like russel peters a bit
teothedemon 1 year ago 3
@teothedemon i thought he looked like George Lopez
DragonBruceLee27 1 year ago
LOL - "i'll be right back b****"
airzalive 1 year ago
at 5:45 that buzzin sound made me pee a little
MegaRandomtroll 1 year ago 4
@MegaRandomtroll lol ... me too
Malazoov 1 year ago
Terrorism has no religion yes, but it is subject to be common amongst certain religions. That's a fact by figures and historical events. It's not a reason to profile someone, but don't be naive that religion is an excusatory backbone for many acts of terror.
Despond 1 year ago
Are you flamers REALLY in a conversation about real terrorists, all over this comedy act? You guys are pretty fuckin LAME.
whazupsuckafish 1 year ago
@mgmrc .. Qura'an doesn't contain such thing!!
I am a Muslim and I'm damn sure Qura'an does'nt say that Muslim people should kill Christians .. Infact Qura'an tell us to Respect all religions and all people no matter what religion they believe in!!
ArabNotTerrorist95 1 year ago 4
lmao he's really good.
"...and my name is Ahmed Ahmed, so it's....really fucking bad" lmao
Ma3Hu1 1 year ago
every terrorist may be muslim but every muslim ain't a terrorist... so pls people don suspect every muslim as a terrorist... plz plz
rockersixtysix 1 year ago 2
@rockersixtysix No,that's wrong. Every terrorist can be a chistian, a bhuddist, a jew or an athiest. Ok it's true some terrorists are muslims but Islam,like other religions, doesn't teach people to be terrorests.
roy4kids 1 year ago
@roy4kids Terrorism is also religious extremism, which is what your saying, its just because the Muslims have more extremists, they are the only terrorists, which some Rednecks think, but EVERYM religion has some
robbie4233334 1 year ago 3
@robbie4233334 What do think about Amercan terrorists ? They invaded muslim coutries like Iraq ( they claimed that Iraq had mess destruction weapons-in fact , only for oild field), Afghanistan( they claimed they Ben laden was behind the 11/9 attact-but without any prooves) and many other parts of the world. What do you think of Christain Serbs who committed crime war agains muslims ? What do yo think about Israel ( the jews) treat towards Paletinians ? They have robbed the land of Paletine ?
roy4kids 1 year ago
@roy4kids I jsut fucking said that did I not? Holy shit, learn to read, I said EVERY religion has terrorists and exremists, just muslim extremists are the most noted.
robbie4233334 1 year ago
@robbie4233334 But for me, America and Israel are the most noted. And they have special right to kill peolpe-especially the old ,women and children, and to invade other countries.
roy4kids 1 year ago
@roy4kids Im in canada, I dont know what isrealies do, I dont know they're rules, i dont All of americas laws, adn what do you mean America and Isreal have the right to kill? There is never a right to kill. Only if said person or people really deserve it I.E Terrorists
robbie4233334 1 year ago
@roy4kids hahahhaa- invading iraq and afghanistan was in order to stop the muslim extremist group AL-QAEDA, who were killing themselves and those around them using intoxicating compouds shich are ILLEGAL! iraq and afghanistan attacked first, and mulsims are considered LUCKY to live in the more civilised western countries which were extremist free. There is in fact a muslim camp in the lake district, cairo(Egypt) and again in america : Jamaat al Fuqra. the people behind 9/11 are found : r muslims
XKXwarlordXKX 1 year ago
@roy4kids
it does genius they have their own terrorism camps how do ypu think al-quaeda is so well trained and armed with weaponary ?!
XKXwarlordXKX 1 year ago
@XKXwarlordXKX What do think about Amercan terrorists ? They invaded muslim coutries like Iraq ( they claimed that Iraq had mess destruction weapons-in fact , only for oild field), Afghanistan( they claimed they Ben laden was behind the 11/9 attact-but without any prooves) and many other parts of the world. What do you think of Christain Serbs who committed crime war agains muslims ? What do yo think about Israel ( the jews) treat towards Paletinians ? They have robbed the land of Paletine ?
roy4kids 1 year ago
This si the way to cure ur anger if any i am a Muslim and i know it shouldn't be done the way im doing it but whenever someone cracks a terrorist joke i throw some racist joke back at them but it's all in goood fun it ain't meant to harm nobody
superkryp13 1 year ago
delightful comedy!
angelialvares 1 year ago
behold the arab man hahahaaaaaaa
gr8 stuff
sciencefreak85 1 year ago
Axis of evil was these guys best stand up, it was aired on Comedy Central. It was hilarious.
alibabanumber1 1 year ago
to all you racist muther fuckers out there... this video is not for your ignorant minds, if u r gonna be making hateful comments full of rage fueled by your misinformation, please click elswhere, punks!!
gsatan23 1 year ago
Wow, great quality near the end there...
Green000000000000day 1 year ago
nice heart attack i got at 5:45
infectedkoozer 1 year ago
@infectedkoozer YE! WTF WAS THAT SHIT!!! JESUS CHRIST!!! :D
Sheikkailija 1 year ago