pretty princess paul

[babababa92]

Wait, does Joel have friends in England orrr...?

[ReversedEeth]

HAHHAHAHA. Turn on the closed captioning. It makes absolutely no sense.

[THATGUYWITHTHEGLASS]

Song at the beginning?

[Metagross923]

fof

[MartinAvisMusic]

"Catch Lizards"

[MrCampbell1994]

deadmau5:they see me rollin'

[AkaDiBakaCf]

2:30 xD

[furyslayer47]

pool noodle authority?

[themau5trap2]

"Happy birthday BITCH!!!"

My new line

[Masterchief1170n]

carch lizards...

[CeciliaGallerani1]

Is fof a word? Cuz it was in the beginning? And I know what he meant...but can it be a word?

[wa67jr]

2:31 HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUUIIIITCH!!

[RemixDatBeat]

"Pool Noodle Authority" bahaa

[triplebeats45]

HAPPPY BIRTHDAY BIITCH!!!!!!!!

[aljdprt]

@triplebeats45 is the best part xDD

[TheXDT]

since when do jellyfish bite?

[XRTDrift]

should of gotten him a deadmau5 helmet

[MadJackal55]

ohmygod. i wish.

[TheNeonNinja1]

.......... my brothers would be DROOLING at that bike... omg! haha they love love loooooove motorcicles... [yes... i know i misspelled that..] ;)

[psycho9ification]

happy birthday bbbbiatch

[xNARAxCRAZYA55x]

you can hear de love when he says "Happy Birthday"

[HetaliaIsTheSex]

He should've been the one wearing the pink shirt.

[MyPowerlol]

I wanna be Deadmau5 tourmanager :'(

[MyFavouriteAnimation]

I wish I could've been deadmau5's manager :D

[TheNeonNinja1]

@MyFavouriteAnimation yeah! i wanna stuff dead seagulls!!! they scare me.... it would be my turn to show them who's boss!!!!! >:( hahahaha

[XxocarabxX]

i expected a deadmau5 helmet

[LifeRunner4000]

02:31 "Happy birthday BITCH!"

[TheNeonNinja1]

@LifeRunner4000 haha. i'm like gonna get something for my friend that she would've NEEEVVERRRR expected me to get [she's turning 15 in march] and use that fucking quote..... ORRRRRRRRR stay the night at her house and get up in her face on the day of her bday, and when she wakes up,"HAPPY BIRTHDAY......... BITCH!!!!!!!!!" her reaction? "OH MY GOD!"

[LifeRunner4000]

@TheNeonNinja1 Yeah, mkay.

[ConnecticutLongboard]

deadmau5, if you can see this, I am going to see you close to new years eve at a tiny ass venue :) SOOOO pumped

[ObLiViOnZThEkIllEr]

Damn, what good friends O_O

[HamHrBang2]

Stuff dead seagulls :D

[AmuelSadams]

2:32 for "HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIIITCH!"

[300Username]

when he said, "Wait till you see the helmet!" I thought it was going to have Mau5 ears lol

[thatonerebelchild]

"My liver probably isn't that great..."

"It's probably better than mine!"

HAHAHA

[TheTNTDK]

Happy Birthday... BIATCH

[babymau5]

Get coca cola!

[Lolzer588]

"Puke in bag in car in seattle", LOL, man thats not cool

[SkickPank]

I want him to release the song in the beginning.

[jordanmorris93]

That bike is amazing.

[alphabees]

lol "and thats all i could remember FOF the top of my head" spelling fail!!!!

[MrPluii]

@alphabees YES OH MY GOD, he didnt spell that right, big crime you should go sue him

[MrGuarono]

I would've made a helmet shaped like the mau5 but whatevs lol

[astralacuity]

@MrGuarono Oh no only the mau5 wheres the mau5 head. 

[AkaDiBakaCf]

@MrGuarono You can't drive a mau5head.

[MrGuarono]

@AkaDiBakaCf The helmet, not the bike ;)

[EvilSisterOfChicken]

whatpart of the uk where you in?

[bligstar]

lol "Happy birthday, BITCH!"))))

[iCillian2011]

is deadmau5 american or british?

[Knexxuss]

@iCillian2011 canadian

[JBDUK117]

@iCillian2011 Hes canadian.

[brenleyman]

as soon as he got in the garage, you should've said "OK, now we gotta take it back to the dealership!"

[btf4nier]

...pool noodle authority.

[Darkwood5555]

The pre-Meowski days of Joels neck :)

[JesterGz]

Pauls Nipples got Hard when he saw the bike :]

[Tacoking9291]

Either Paul is really fucking built, or that shirt is really tight

[mrcoolman68]

he is wearing the jacket that comes with the bike or what

[Apfelsuchti]

"Catch lizards"

[Apfelsuchti]

lol what he had to do get Beer xD

[Slazre]

fuck the bike, a hug off joel would be what i'd want for my birthday! :)

[NeedlesAreLove]

Dude. Just buy a fucking car. xD

[GothG1rl37]

hmmm... u shold have had fetch chicks on there az well :)

XOXO i bored as fuck ~*Alice*~

[ShadowVortex1337]

aww..now I want to be Deadmau5 manager...

[Marchessterfield]

catch pigeons? XD

[Lolwutermelon111]

"stuff dead seagulls"

[iwazerein07]

catch pigeons ? im not going to ask

[DrJakeStein]

Benefits of being a mau5's manager.

[LtColQwerty]

i never got why this bike only has one light on.

[Slovenec5]

@LtColQwerty

One low beam and one high beam probably?

[PatClone]

We should get him a fresh pair of underwear, hes gonna shit himself XD !?!?!?!?!

[armadaselection]

Drink katti lol (Dukati) is Great

[MultiDemon55]

Wait I Saw Get Coca Cola , Drink , and Catch Lizards and mouse. xD

[IggyGetsIt]

0:27 Am I the only one who noticed he spelt off wrong..?

[3DpI]

@IggyGetsIt no

[MrPlagueZero]

Eat various carcasses on roadsides, lmao

[lgr702]

2:32 for "Happy birthday.....BBBBIIIIIIIIAAAAA­ATTTTTTCCCCHHHHHHH! :D

[crimsonnrose]

One of the reasons is deal with kevin...

[iwouldlikemuffin1]

dear santa fuck tht dear deadmau5 can i have a beats by dre studios for christmas

[NinjaLordReptar]

i want your neck tatoo :3

[itschinn]

some of the things on the list included "chase pigeons, crash quads, stuff dead seagulls, eat various carcasses on rodesides, catch lizards, get bitten by jellyfish and play noodle authority" lolz..that is one lucky guy

[abcesayas]

i dint see the gerbil

[PersonalWMD]

My bday's in a couple weeks. Think mau5 will buy a new engine for my Nova? xD

[trueclimber1]

Since when is a manager in charge of "catching lizards"... Besides, A mau5 doesn't eat lizards haha

[Boxybrown1991]

Deadmau5 seems like a really cool guy. It'd be pretty cool if i could hang out with him once and just play some vidya games.

[mduz8796]

he gonna cryyy, HE'S GONNA CRYYYYYY :D ahahah deadmau5 you're my fucking hero.

[TheBigPotatoMan]

:22 Paint Gerbils?

[SnirtleLoL]

0:22 stuff dead seagulls?

[ianh97]

6:15 Dat ass

[KoolKidKarl2k8]

2:37 Read the sign... Peckham... lol.

[InequaIity]

Catch Pidgeons, Get Beers, Get Coca Cola, Chase Rabbits, Crash Quads, Force me on flights, Deal with kevin, Stuff dead seagulls, Eat various carcasses on roadsides, Keep jessi out of my face, keep everyone else out of my face, Paint Gerbils, Get bitten by jellyfish, Find shit I lose, make sure I attend boring ass meetings, Play Luggage Tetris, Pool Noodle Authority, Size up kangaroos. This man has a hard life! D:

[danijardhhy]

get the weather??

I CAN DO THAT MAN

[DruTerbrack24]

plays luggage tetrus... pool noodle authority sizes up kangaroos, jumps from boat.... hmmm interesting life

[DruTerbrack24]

PAINT GERBILS!? wtf?

[DruTerbrack24]

stuff dead seagulls and eat various carcasses on roadsides..... why those arent hard at all!

[makinmillions6]

I have that exact same ducati, except mines stealth black :D

[godsTOFU]

LOL ON ONE OF THE THING IT SAYS BACK ME UP ON A WHITE LIE

[oXoScreamoKidoXo]

i want a phucking ducattii

[JoeJonesMusic]

the ger-ige key xD....i love Uk xD xD

[985737]

Did anyone ever notice that Joel looks like Daniel Tosh? And he acts alot like him....except for the gay stuff that daniel does n stuff xD

[eyesf1]

they should have given him tickets to a deadmau5 concert.

[WelfareIRL]

Lmao Paint gerbils

[jokubelis10]

pause at 0:20 it says crash quads :D

people are awesome these days...!!

[Zoc15]

are u fucking joking? ahahahah

[djitomo]

"He's gonna be lickin' my balls for one year" XD

[devl122]

catch lizards was in that list???

[WorkableWax]

Birthday n stuff

[DeadMau5899]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!!!!!

[Swizzilous]

I thought he'd be more excited. D:

[TheFraMezZ]

stuff dead seagulls! i mean WHAT THE FUCK!

[GamePlayFPS]

"And it doesn't suck, but HE does..."

LOL

mau5 is awesome :D

[YMNMs]

pause at 0:23 and it says paint gerbils; all i have to say is..... awesome

[venmita]

"'eat various carcasses on roadsides"' eeem, Lol?

[SumRANdoMMAN]

i like 2:32 HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIIIIITCH

[SweetInsanity909]

stuff dead seagulls??

[MrMynte]

Aaaand the next day Paul quit his job... xD

[TheNinja919]

Happy Birthday, BIACH!

[100redeye]

i wish i was deadmau5' friend lol

[BoleJokic]

I have the same PUMA hat like deadmau5 :)

[Ninjapenguins99]

llol cath rabbit lizard and pigeon...

[TheOldgreg23]

Happy Birthday Bitch!

[bikerdudefiftynine]

@humanmotorcycle5498 it's some remix of mewingtons enables hax

[jewifeifei]

lol you can hear the "BIATCH" echo

[blazz1337]

Oh do I remember that feeling, "I don't wanna turn it off" the same feeling i had when i got my first mc

[x4alifetimex]

On the list it says "Catch pigeons" and "Chase rabbits". xD

[daltondalton100]

@x4alifetimex it also says "catch lizards" xD

[taytaybratt]

0:22 eat various carcasses on roadsides lol

[tacotues101]

LOL I STOPED IT JST TO SEE ALL THE STUFF HE HAD TO DO

[pockypurse]

"Get bitten by jellyfish".

And here I was thinkin' jellyfish had no mouths. THE MORE YOU KNOW~

[ChinklesMcgee]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH! :D

haha

[khalum77777]

pause at 0:19.... does that say catch pidgeons?

[themartian97]

@khalum77777

yes it does. xD

[BenMan54321]

Catch lizards.

[Foorman1239]

I don't know if you uploaded this the day of his birthday, because if so we have the same birthdays :3

[dead2able]

HAPPY BIRTHDAy BIIITCH!

[holamellamoeric]

thats bikes not awesome. its mau5ome

[Lphilp100]

Deadmau5 wearing ducati leather jacket ?

[ViiDable]

i want a ducati for my birthday too ^^

[nogenreman]

How do you get pop tarts when you run out mau5? You can't drive?!

[DimosDigitals]

he had to jump from boats , what the fuck is this To do list? Lol

[yuffferz]

paint gerbils

drink

puke in bag in car in seattle

make sure MT is well dressed

get bitten by jellyfish

[ExpoKazoo]

what is the song name?!?!??!?!

[Dagg215]

pool noodle authority, sizes up kangaroos, and jumps from boats. Sounds like fun.

[Dagg215]

keep everyone else out of my face, get meds when I'm sick, back me up on a white lie, CCB, keep punters at bay, rent various things, paint gerbils, drink, puke in bag in car in Seattle, make sure MT is well dressed, get bitten by jellyfish, find shit I lose, deal with airlines, catch lizards, make sure I attend boring ass meetings, sorts interviews, sorts remixes, sorts itenaries, sorts sorting things, get the weather, deals with the hell known as festivals, plays luggage tetris

[Dagg215]

Book hotels, book flights restauraunts, taxis/ car services, sound checks, setup equipment, deal with promoters, deal with management, maintain books, keep receipts, do accounts with whoever, catch pidgeons, get beers, get coca cola, chase rabbits, crash quads, live on 3 hours of sleep a day, put up with me, force me on flights, buy coffee, deal with Kevin, fix broken cars, stuff dead seagulls, eat varous carcasses on roadsides, fix bus door locks, fix bus gearshifters, keep Jessi out of my face

[Monkey25sox]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIYATCH!!!!!

[mrreallyhuge]

Get bitten by jellyfish, crash quads, catch pigeons, jump off boats. Paul must really have fun

[TheFaktorG]

"Happy birthday, BITCH!" LOL!!!

I WANT JOEL'S DUCATI JACKET!

[bananepoep]

Cool super nice birthday gift!

[DonBugatti]

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH!!!" ...I laughed my f*ckin' ass of! xD You're the best deadmau5!

[TheRealTimious]

aww that is so sweet

[DeeJhayBenA]

@humanmotorcycle5498

Does nobody knows this song :O:O:O it's fuck'n killin me

[starwarsguy9]

@DeeJhayBenA, I think it's an early version of meowingtons hax enabled, it's in some of the other videos the mau5 put up as well.

[DjAreXxX1]

Next time you should give him a Deadmau5 motorcycle helmet :)

[MyVlogger]

the 4 last ones:

plays luggage tetris

pool noodleauthority

sizes up kangaroos

jumps from boats

:D

[ArmoredSaintz24]

Catch Pidgeons?

[DjViOd]

I wanna be a friend of deadmau5 too....

[moritzgamm]

The Helmt should have ears :D

[Misterunnamed]

@moritzgamm

Yeah but you gotta think that the drag from the ears would fling you backwards if you picked up any kind of speed.

[qwertyboyo]

catch pidgeons, chase rabbits,stuff dead seagulls, eat various carcasses on roadsides,paint gerbils,catch lizards,sizes up kangaroos, jumps from boats eh, sounds like he has fun with you on tour.

[Dagg215]

Doin' it wrong.

[codyflorez]

yay!!!i got a new bike!!!!! Vrooom!!! bang! ohaahhhaooowwww

[MrTomVengeance]

LOL i always dreamed about motocycle like this...but this on is from deadmau5...shit...

[munchyful]

Man that song is hot!

[rnobgyn]

lol drink and catch lizards, and thats just off the top of my head

and to joel... you so funny

[rnobgyn]

lol drink and catch lizards, and thats just off the top of my head

[rnobgyn]

lol drink and catch lizards, and thats just off the top of my head

[WeeklyPrankCall]

He hugged everyone except for the girl..kinda suspicious if you ask me.

[iiTzBenJi]

@WeeklyPrankCall That's because it's his girl and he gets unlimited hugs... (and probably a different birthday treat, if you catch my drift)

[black303black]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[Scatertom1]

"yes i can, watch, see *dreams*"

Keap dreaming :3

[MichelleOhMybelle]

''get bitten by a jellyfish'' really joel? really

[TheCubeNube]

at 3:41 u shud have given the mau5 head lol

[asheslamer]

dude this was fucking awesome.....all of those guys are beyond amazing <3 joel

[CrappyQuality]

thumbs up if you read all the stuff princess paul has to put up with

[drunkenpossum1]

the song is fucking brilliant what is it??????

[beauxnanaboy200]

When the garage door opened the final countdown played in my head lol

[Presstani]

he had to:... book hotels book flights restauraunts taxis / car services sound cheks setup equipment deal with promoters deal with managment maintain books keep receipts do accounts with whoever catch pidgeons get beers get coca cola chase rabbits crash quads live on 3 hours sleep a day put up with me force me on flights buy coffee deal with kevin fix broken cars stuf dead seagulls eat various carcasses on roadsides fix bus door locks fix bus gearshifters keep jessi out of my face

[Presstani]

he's gonna cryyyyyyyy!