Great Pick-Up Lines in Science

[KOBEtwelve]

Sorry.......no fattys. Bill! Bill! Bill Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!

[SanabiturAnimaMea]

Hahahaha it is hilarious to knock a woman out with an apple and then rape her. Also, the whole Newtop apple story is totally true. [/sarcasm]

[co676]

I was gonna make a good chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon.

[JonathanKeyesMusic]

How often do I make chemistry jokes? ...periodically.

[Tryksterr]

This place is Bohring... wanna get out of here?

[JonathanKeyesMusic]

They should've had Tesla say something like... *insert obvious joke about sparks*

[ShanKenDoRin]

@JonathanKeyesMusic Nope. Just Chuck Tesla.

[nashertheatheist]

All the good chemistry jokes argon.

[Fyreswing]

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

[Opaloxide]

I wet myself at Isaac.

[MrGDjDG]

"Love Hertz" Haha Loove It good ET joke

[GlideFocus]

Bill Bill Bill! LMAO

[AwesomeMenFilms]

1:18 for the best part guys :D

[AwesomeMenFilms]

HAHAHA bill bill bill

[pauldawisp]

BILL BILL BILL BILL

[Storminlikeelnino]

I was gonna make an awesome chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon!

[Thrash4life91]

Love Hertz , oh god i am dying..oh god.. so good x'D

[MrLucary]

watson and crick: can be your DNA helicase and unzip those genes

[imcrazyforcanada]

i grew up watching bill nye the science guy lol! ;D

[lailaimoon]

How did Silver call Gold? A u!

[derAmericaner]

hertz means heart in german :D

[merrygaming4]

i searched the bill nye theme song after this

[BlackNemo1]

Where is Tesla ??

[sonofsanguiniushowl]

Just stumbled across your channel, laughing my ass off.

However!

I call false on the Bill Nye line. No bow tie. Gotta have the bow tie.

[Brod33048]

Its Hertz's 155th birthday! love hertz!

[lemonsodumb]

lol, i remember bill nye the science guy

[PreviseBlejao]

1:08 ...and Punster McPunstein is back on top!

[2153515]

guys thats JOE at the beginning!!!...you know sourcefed...how did anyone else not notice that?

[Quade235]

@2153515 This channel has been around for years, and is pretty popular. I'd say there was a larger chance of saying the opposite of your response (It's Bereta! From BaratsandBereta!) instead.

[TheSteelLegs]

LMFAO BILL NYE FUCKING AWESOME

[Lock131842]

I was gonna make a science joke.. but then i realized that all the good ones Argon...

[SixPackForSure]

Wanna know how i know you guys make great videos. Because you have a beautiful woman in them and no trolls commenting on how bad they want to bang her. Great job guys keep it up.

[Clouded101]

@SixPackForSure trolls don't care about video quality though :(

[hannajoseff001]

Damn it, Einstein! Hahaa...

[PandemicAsylum]

haha isaac newton is the best one and bill nye

[stanl3ey]

I can't stop watching the Bill Nye skit lol

[DirtyHeartbeat]

"Love Hertz."

PUNSTER MCPUNSTEIN STRIKES AGAIN!!

[Breeiscooleo]

bill nye : the science guy whos going home alone tonight.

[MatiCanadianDUDE]

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[vivalawai]

lmao bill

[Khaleel64]

if i could be an enzyme id be a dna hilicase so i could unzip your jeans

[asarcasticteenager]

I like C H O Co La Te but if I were a zombie I would want Br A I N S

[1casper234]

newton made my day

[ohaidercass]

1:08 PUNSTER MCPUNSTEIN.

[haloftw67]

I'm surprised she still goes to that bar 0_o

[brady1465]

Lets take all these bad chemistry jokes and............barium.

[q19q19q19q19]

@brady1465 aw man! all the good chemistry jokes argon already...

[LocalKola]

k (potassium)

[COLUMBINEMASSACRE1]

BILL BILL BILL BILL!!!!!!

[megaexplosions]

wow... i expected Einstein to be smoother than that.

[StaraziaSelin66]

a Killers reference?

i love you guys.

[aynolds]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

[blook6379]

heres a replay button 1:19

[MrJumpingdude]

I've met Bill Nye and he was really nice

[batista31619]

"I got that shit on wax!" Made me laugh my ass off.

[kickawesome]

I almost wish there would've been a cameo with the REAL Bill Nye.

[00Clank]

@kickawesome That would have been AWESOME, and probably had a better joke.

[ramgado]

Love Hertz

[isucch]

why does bill say "no fatties"?

[BrettRVB]

@isucch so that they could trigger " BILL BILL BILL BILL"

[hopeful4u]

"You have lovely eyes...May I have them?"

[rjfredz]

Bill bill bill!!!

[BarbieBrittany1]

This one girl gets helllla ass

[merekandgavin56789]

I don't get the Thomas Edison joke

[kyubikyu]

@merekandgavin56789 thomas edison made a recording device made of wax

[XXcameronJames13XDXX]

i couldnt breath at the steven hawking physical thing

[MsEmilylovesya]

Last one, THE BEST.

[jbird188]

I tried the Isaac Newton, but I miss every time.

[Viejou]

I had a bunch of chem jokes but there all off the table...

[kristjan117]

i wanted to make a chemistry joke, but i got no reaction.

ba dum tss :D

[lawrencetimmons94]

@kristjan117 was your joke about a noble gas?!

[japaha8]

Argon walks into a bar, but the bartender says "Get the Hell out of here."

Argon doesn't react.

[Brenneman7822]

how often do i make chemistry jokes? periodically.

[jgcfc58]

LOL

[roush26]

i like isaac newtons approach, i think ill try that one

[lovesirius]

I know I'm made of fail, but I don't get the Thomas Edison one. Can someone clue me in?

[LongHairedThrasher]

@lovesirius Thomas Edison is credited with the invention of the phonograph, a device to record sound. Originally it used tin foil, but later used wax-coated cardboard cylinders to record the sound on. The other part of the joke is that having an album on a vinyl record is considered by some to be quite cool, because it's older technology. Thus, Edison trumps that by having the album on an even older medium.

[lovesirius]

@LongHairedThrasher You: for the win. Thanks!!!

[MegedemArbiter]

1:26

[monkoo20]

I am an anatomist, and let me say, I've been studying your body allllll dayyyyy lonnnng.

[vampiresstrina]

i want Sir Isaac newton

[IHAVENOCLUE42]

:41 For each and every action, there must be an equal but opposite reaction ;)

[VitostalkerDeluxxxe]

Hey baby want to get TARANTULA'D

[arianamiyuki]

"You have lovely eyes." "Oh, than-" "MAY I HAVE THEM?" XDDDDD Made my night!

[Craftman368]

The Stephen Hawking one reminded me of Arby 'N' the Chief. Ahh the good ole' days...

[lilcanadiandude]

I've got that shit on wax

[veritas0071]

BILL BILL BILL BILL

(mass is a property of matter)

[AwesomeJimJam]

@veritas0071 INERTIA

[22Pattihrafn]

oh god the dance he did in the end, so epic !

[FDGMWR]

And then she woke up, to the sound of his VOICE!

[13pericc]

love hertz. punster mcpunstein you sunofabitch

[jenningshenry32]

I've got that shit on wax!

[Yrog0ff]

LOve f*cking HertZZ!11

[mbones94]

I was disappointed i was hoping for actual quotes.

[cincibengals985]

"Actually I have that on vinyl"

"I HAVE THAT SHIT ON WAX!"

XD

[bydamouf]

I don't get the Heinrich Hertz joke- can someone explain?

[MacGrubersmullet]

@bydamouf Love "Hertz"... his names Heinrich Hertz... get it? He's suggesting she love him...

[bydamouf]

@MacGrubersmullet Oh!! Now I feel like an idiot. Thanks!

[Videocentric2010]

@bydamouf he said love hertz. the unit of frequency 'hertz' is named after Heinrich hertz.

[dtmpowerboss]

i like the last part no ...............

[RjEatsDogs]

ahhahahahah BILL BILL BILLL

[janderson9413]

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

[callawayHXtour]

oh i get it, love hertz haha

[CanotSpel]

Isaac Newton died a virgin. FYI

[MrFedmark]

DAMMIT, EINSTEIN!

[GiefGoldPlx]

Guy in green at 0:32 looks a bit like a fatter Vince Vaughn.

[HotSausageStealer]

Came here to make a science related joke..........But all the good ones argon.

[xXLogicalArgumentsXx]

@HotSausageStealer We better barium, or better yet let's helium!

[treydog3000]

@HotSausageStealer I see what you did there..thank you.

[mikepyro713]

@HotSausageStealer oh god damn you for being so brilliant.

[LaughOutLoudKristina]

@HotSausageStealer LMFAO! Good one! Very punny!

[Shaniq307]

@HotSausageStealer *dies*

[Ecoi1]

I think I'll try Newton's method.

[Justinquijada]

omfg einsteins law of gravity lol

[therealitybeforeyou]

My love fot you is like diehria...I just cant hold it in. YEEEAAA

[obrijanamaca1985]

geee

[TheEagleEnigma]

BILL! BILL! BILL!

MY CHILDHOOD IN THREE WORDS.

[MrRaymondV]

last time i tired issac newtons idea, i get in trouble...

[TheMadHaatter]

Bill Nye!

[GiggiliGaiX3]

I'm trying that Issac Newton one. Dx

[GreenEyedSerb]

I don't get the Bill joke. Americans, explain it unto all of use who aren't from 'Mericuh!:(

[Crimen200]

OMFG please subs in spanish this is awesome

[AMNlinkinparkfan115]

I was hoping for either Watson or Crick... you know, "If I were an enzyme, I'd be Helicase... so that I can unzip your genes."

[heyheyhaley24]

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

[MordeckaIvan]

Ah... I was sort of hoping for a Schrodinger's cat referance.

[Landisnicholas]

Is that turkey hill green tea?

[Landisnicholas]

Everyone leaves out tesla...

[GreenEyedSerb]

@Landisnicholas Her personality would be...electric.

[iverson25allen]

@mitchellele The theme song!

[tgb560]

BILL NYE Hands Down the Winner!!!!

[iiloveyoulots]

I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?

[iiloveyoulots]

Your bosons. They give me a Hadron.

[iiloveyoulots]

I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

[Starpigs92]

Bill Nye was one of the funniest things i have ever seen

[Ninearm]

Bill Nye Owns... LOOOL

[Frizzapalooza]

Thomas Edison is best hipster

[kittykaty664]

The Bill Nye one was HILARIOUS!!!

[WorldofWarcraft98100]

i am trying frankenstien Bill Nye idk bout Issac

I got that Shit on Wax

[Tired0wl]

@dave0886 careful not to wander into the weird side of youtube....

[johnnyboy750]

40-46 sir Issac newtons mustache fell off XD

[MaTe12121]

0:39 i use that one is pretty effective

[yurianne07]

sir newton & surprise secks.

[ivar0]

I dont get the last one

[Dirf119]

@ivar0 You had no childhood

[ivar0]

@Dirf119 Im so sorry.. I was born in 1992.. before that our country was occupied by the Soviet Union so good television was kind of hard to come by

[JustinRiedyk]

"Love Hertz" Oh my, I lost my shit at that one.

[mitchellele]

i dont understand the bill nye reference?

[InternalKillcams]

@mitchellele Because in the intro of Bill nye's show they say "Bill Bill Bill Bill!"

[WorldofWarcraft98100]

THANK YOU FRANKENSTEIN YOUR PICK UP LINE GOT ME LAID AGAIN! IM THE THE 2ND QUAGMIRE

[StandByYourFnVan]

lol DAMMIT Einstein!

[supersmash43]

Bill Nye is a very successful troll.

[mrted20]

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.

[FlurpzZ]

@mrted20 classic

[SchlagersLager]

Best Pick Up Line ever "Are you an angel?.. Because your giving me an erection" so blunt its hilarious

[zachdoucet]

@SchlagersLager From Robot Chicken.

[eclipse245]

BILL BILL BILL BILL!

[VampGirl07]

lmfao BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

[WorldofWarcraft98100]

you have gorges eyes......... thank you........ MAY I HAVE THEM!?

im useing that in real life

[kev565able]

@WorldofWarcraft98100 It'd be totally rad if you did. Just hit me up when she files a restraining order, I know a guy.

[WorldofWarcraft98100]

@kev565able i used the frankenstien 1 on a girl and got laid and bill Nye 1 got my laid too Newton got my friend arrested i dared him to do it if the damn bartender didnt see it the girl would have been raped

[kiomio10]

@WorldofWarcraft98100 use better english too :D

[robrat81]

@WorldofWarcraft98100 may want to fix your spelling first

[WorldofWarcraft98100]

im trying bill, isaac and also

I GOT THAT SHIT ON WAX!

waves, gets hit by apple, Luke comes and carries her away

sorry............ no fatties. OOOOOOOOOOOOOH BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

[ienjoytaffy]

its even funnier because newton died a virgin

[Braytholomew]

sorry......... no fatty's. OOOOOOOHHHH BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

[element000100]

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!...... classic xD

[vr6hondaeatervr6]

What a coincidence! My bottom half evolved from a horse as well!

[sirdaniel52]

I love Frankenstein's mustache!

(spelled mustache right on the first try!)

[BloodHunter177]

@johno40oz it's from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. A guard tells you that he used to be an adventurer like your character is, but he "took an arrow to the knee."

[JesseBochekTV]

"Love Hertz"

PUNSTER?!? IS THAT YOU?!?!