CSI:Miami (Wise quotes from Horatio)

[master117gta]

hahahahahhahaahaha

[HBKsuperkik]

Frank:Rebecca black was found in burnt

Horatio:Looks like it's.....Fryday

[ultimatelife11]

@HBKsuperkik you forgot the yeaaaaaaaaaaaah and stop stealing stuff and putting on youtube comments..

[Mia91721]

I LOVE THIS!!!!

[SerArea]

*There was semen found in the victim's mouth...*

*The truth*

*Is always*

*Hard to swallow*

YEAAAAAHHHHHH!

[TheRandomCrap1211]

Fuck you all because Burger king is owned by the only and only mother fucking Ronald McGOD Dam Donald and he will provide you with the best flipped burgers that are uncooked to a unhealthy state in which you will throw up all of this shit. Please conitnue supporting me and you will get even more worse shit.

P.S. STEVEN MASTERSON WAS HERE :)

[davidpiksi]

Lol , I watched every one of these episodes

[Bluntbowz]

So our accident..

*Puts on sunglasses*

Wasn't an accident at all.

YEEEAAAAAHH!

Fucking terrible..

[LeerDB]

The close captioning transcribe audio thing made my day.

[Waltaro91]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[JACKMAN9988]

Looks like Horatio's quotes

*Puts on sunglasses*

are really bad

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!!

[yoshiops]

@JACKMAN9988

Looks Like you

*Puts on sunglasses*

Are a - What was a gunna say? NO WAI-

YEEEEAAAAAH!

[NoLaNpR8]

"the dead body is middle eastern."

"looks like sombody..." puts on glasses

"split the czeth."

YYYEEEAAAAHHHHH!

[internziko]

YYYEEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xxLivelaughdreammxx]

puts on sunglasses

By the way, the definition of "retard" is "to hinder" or "to hold back". I think your life is about to become "retarded :D

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :D

[Iconology]

Horatio really should invest in a chain for those sunglasses.

[AcridicHD]

Priceless

[mTANGproductions]

Horatio: *begins to talk*

YEHAHHHHHHHHHH

[Pr0n4x]

HAHAH Horatio Rox Hahha He Is So FuckIng Fucked HAHHAHAH XD

[MrToldyaso]

78 vs 1

[crickpro0]

CSI Miami the best!!! Nothing can beat it!!!!!!!! Who is the ass that disliked this video, something is definitely wrong with them!!!!

[SpoComMedia]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! dun dun da dun!

Love how he is still trash talking to a dead guy at 5:53

[Jamesrulez1234]

lol

[giovannidark1993]

So his accident

*puts on sunglases*

Is not an accident at all

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[Johnoooh]

join the club ... HAHA

[alanf1m3]

"we going to Brasil...

(then 30 seconds to brasil music and...)

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!­!!

[LoreleiMission]

Hey, this same file went up in 2006, over at stewmurray47's channel.

[tonyiommirox]

i love how he like rolls out of a scene..

[DarkDant3]

*lot of pictures on the wall of family members*

looks like this family ..... has been framed . YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

xD

[Aliasjinx]

@DarkDant3 I love that picture! I want to meet that family.

[harry91col]

wtf

[ojezusmaria]

6:09 hilarious. :D

[dalcen]

jajajajaja

[xbouxix]

Joint the club !

yeeeeea !

[Berserker6969]

Alexx: He died hours before this accident ever happened.

H: So an Accident, is not an accident at all...  YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!­!!!! :)

[doorm4k3r]

So the accident was not an accident at all:D

[spectrre]

CSI Miami = lame shit. They ruined a great thing (CSI) by making it Flash = Miami. Just like NCIS LA

[AllStarPictures]

3:15 he's walking off the boat? LMAO

[Treblaine]

I don't get it, is Horatio a forensic scientist or a police detective? He can't be both, no one can be both.

That's what pisses me off about this show the idea that people can spend 5 minutes in a lab "doin' the forensic shit" then immediately go from that to busting down doors with guns drawn and making arrests.

Police work and forensic work are surprisingly detached, the former requires street smarts and authority, the latter requires intense study and patience.

[PoorBoysFilms2]

It's a show... just ignore it if it pisses you off. Don't think about it and get sucked in to the epic pwnage of Horatio and his CSI team.

[Treblaine]

@PoorBoysFilms2

Well I won't dispute the "epic pwnage" of Horatio and co. but... it just annoys me how I know many people will perceive this as a "realistic" show and think this is in any way how murders are investigated.

For example DNA evidence is a million miles away from being as cut and dried as depicted on CSI.

Most forensic evidence takes months of work to determine only for an inconclusive result, then depending on complex statistics of probability to come to ANY conclusion.

[loveroflordofthering]

"You help me and I help you."

"You are already dead brother!"

*Horatio kills him*

"Join the club."

YEEEAAAAAAAH!!!

lol

[Xyleera8]

"She went out to catch some sun" "Well it looks like... something caught her" "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH!!"

:D:D:D

[varnai]

ROFL! I've always loved his stupid, constrained sentences :D With the stupid glasses... the whole guy is so unnatural :D Does he have always some constrained words to say?:D

[davidanorman]

is this show a joke? lmao its so cheesy hahaha

[xbouxix]

speed kill !

[deadbeatscrappy]

he is just so awsome

That glourous ginger

[Yonatron829]

this is the best video

[northmetalguy]

the show can be good but he is bad

[Treblaine]

@northmetalguy

I think you mean "so bad it is good"

[Sahuagin]

man it feels like this is a spoof, but thats really the show....

[hermyna24]

i soooo wanna break his sunglasses!!!

[Xsniper7895]

YEEAAAAAHHHH

[neufpoof]

be proud man be proud.

[neufpoof]

this is the best fuckin video ive ever seen

[BandPleaseWelcome]

HILARIOUSLY BAD SHOW!

[iLikeDirtySpoons]

I liked the part where he said that quote and took on his sunglasses.

[Rynosaur94]

@iLikeDirtySpoons Wait, "took on" ?

[Ir8pyorgawd]

ROFL to the Brazil one.

[Ir8pyorgawd]

It's funny because it's true.

[Suffication94]

HAHAHAHA