Review Of 3 Batman Games For The NES

[SCBianchi]

Not your best work,,, really missed the mark.

[fadelio22]

haha gaming and comedy

so fahny u r

[Tripl3xXx619]

Brother this guy sucks at presentation

ITS A CLASIC DEXTER SHOW SOME RESPECT

[gamemastersword]

I PLAY MORE OLD GAMES IM SAD JOU SAID THAT I WAS GOING TO BE A SUBSCRIBER NOT ANYMORE OLD GAMES ROCK ! SPARTA

[Raveman01]

@gamemastersword u sound like ur 6

[19775021]

you took the wrong title. go back to those days, shit head.

[Paincakezz]

@RoyalSkull So? We're supposed to point out even the smallest flaws in a video game. We're video game raters, its our job. Now I gotta post my reviews. >.<

[RoyalSkull]

@Paincakezz There's a difference between pointing out legitimate flaws, and nitpicking at everything just for the sake of doing so

[Paincakezz]

@RoyalSkull Yes, but we're picky about flaws, so we make a huge deal about it. Ugh, you know nothing about us gamers.

[RoyalSkull]

@Paincakezz "us gamers" haha. I've been gaming since before you born my friend. And complaining about stupid shit isn't what gaming is about. Yes there are flaws in these games, but it's more productive to talk about the good AND bad rather than just rip on literally everything in the game and look like a whiny brat looking for excuses to bitch.

[LMTR14]

old games rule, new 3d bullshit games drool

so much for that.

[ThePaulvera]

I give the game 5 stars and the review 1 and thats only because negative numbers aren't taken into account here

[tombert256]

I clicked on the upper right hand corner of your video, but I didn't see a subscribe button.

[MasterMonsters]

those things in qantum fighter look alot like the spike turtles in mario too huh

[spartastar]

YOUR MAD, THE FIRST BATMAN WAS GREAT. YOUR JUST A POOR GAMER. SILLY BURDMAN.

[PeterOnoLennon]

@RoyalSkull

i agree, but his reviews are great

[SpaceNinja88]

For Batman Returns, you used the pirated version, which is called Batman 3 and that has no copyright info on it. Originally, that game is named Batman Returns and was made in 1992. There is a "Batman 2" out there, but that the copyright stripped Return of the Joker.

[SpaceNinja88]

Also, Sunsoft made the first two, and the third one was by Konami.

[lanceknightmare]

There is one mistake you made in your review of Batman 3. When you use your special move. Even if you don't hit an enemy. Your hit-point gauge did go down. That's usually not the case in most games. Batman 3 must be an exception. Though, it is probably one of the reasons. Why almost all games now a days. Use the you only loose energy if you hit an enemy rule for specials.

Solid video overall.

[SpaceNinja88]

Mighty Final Fight also does that, if I remember it correctly.

[ZataMachi]

How about a review that is covering the actual flaws of the game, and not tiny things that really don't make a worse experience, like complaining about the graphics, bushing buttons and that you Don't Have To Listen To An Hour Long Story before the game starts.

I'd say your trying too hard to be one of these funny pissed nerds reviewing old crappy games because they have much to say because they know quite alot.

Be more direct, bring some facts, no "just a shit in a bag"-review.

[kariedme]

I lolled at Eat Re, I always do...

[arlekina5]

Well i dont know if its the Batman returns 1 The 3rd 1

[arlekina5]

I had the Batman returns and its really Bullshit thé bikers are hard to kill bosses 2

[WebVMan]

I just got 3 NES games in the mail today and am going to play them on my NES, so SHUT UP!!!!!!

[uipoi6]

Dude is something good that comes in three´s

A threesome =)

[simonwiklundhai2u]

You always take damage when you perform the "special attack" at least you do it in your review even though you claim that you don´t....

[80KungFu]

Look at the third Batman game:

1. The title screen says ´Batman 3´ but the game is made after Batman 2!

2. Look at the tall red clown before the game starts, his feets are bent the wrong way compare to the rest of his body!

3. Batmans special move is a cape swing, how can you damage someone, or yourself, by swinging your cape around!

[AmmyandIssun]

I always watch Retro reviews to laugh at them and for nostalgia.

[socomfanaddict]

where is that game review you showed us you did before?

[AMysticSeer]

Batman 3's title screen is horrible and it is by far the worst of the games.

[Deathtwich]

Those NES games were not really meant to be that realistic you know

[Checkingokop]

Batman Return of the JOker was one of the best NES games, not too many people know about it

[ThePwnusIsOnYou]

This sucks. You're looking for ridiculous things to complain about.

[petermjj08]

good song :X

[Webins]

By the way, modern gamer programmers also copy each other. Just look at all the Pixar film-based games., or all the first-person shooters.

[Mysterio900]

you really suck at the first game.

You dont know how to use the weapons?

[stanburdman]

1962.

[TlGBC]

you said games. games have been around for thousands of years

[sukingeggs1]

more like 30 years

[deaddevils1]

nice intro song

[dbzelda123]

this intro is cool

[demonguy1234]

dude im commmenting 1:05 into ur movie it was made in 1988 they did their best

[gumbum360]

its actually 1989

[RobmanMyers]

I think you're being a little harsh. The first game is extremly well done and I would consider Return of the Joker the worst of the three.

[sk8terhoy]

I should try something like that to get more subscribers lol thanks stan =)

[toxicitzi]

you're clearly underestimating the first batman game. you should check last stage when you fight the joker(k honestly, it didn't have it's flaws. like those spike vacuums and the boss b4 joker, some weird predator looking guy. but it was and still is one good game) btw, batman return of the joker has bigger probs then batman, first game. seen that in avgn reviews

[ikarugalover674]

I love those games but this is my opinion

[Ermac94]

thanks

[CriqCriq]

i loved this game , but never finished it

[Ermac94]

whats the name of intro´s music??

[slingman1]

this guy is waaaay 2 cynical...cmon take into account that these games were the shit WHEN they came out. i actually quite enjoyed the third 1. back then ofcourse

[bigshiz]

batman returns is better on snes

[peposo7]

I can probably tear apart any game using the same kind of reasoning, or just try to degrade it as a reason for not playing any game at all.

[peposo7]

And that is whether the game sucked or not!

[mrbelt5150]

lmao he sounds a like a pist off chris walken...ha ha ha ha

[SWAGshow]

aww dude, you can't hate on Batman for NES, I loved that game.  One of the few instances where I have to disagree with you.

[dogsareme23]

i love the office them song

[ScrunchyFundoshi]

The moment at 3:30 has the best analogy ever!

[amaz0]

man..btw..u suck at this games..so don't talk..you have to think before makin' a review

[amaz0]

it's a NES games...what did you expect ? to have next generations graphics?

[Kalkbrenner]

"... how horrible video games were, before 3D and massive multiplayer titles..."

I couldn't agree more. Just look at Second Life.

[DrMrGenusBiscut]

That first batman game kinda looks like shatterhand (another good NES game). Batmans sprite, the punch graphic, alot of those enemies. Interesting

[deezy81]

Actually, you mean Shatterhand looks like Batman, becauase Batman came out in 1989 and Shatterhand came out in 1991.

[deadwoking1]

where i can download this game plz?!?!?!?

[ScrunchyFundoshi]

I don't know where you can get it on Virtual Console (and I don't care to look, I hate Virtual Console) so check it out on an emulator (I recommend using the Xbox 360 controller as a game pad, if it's wired you can plug it into your computer but if it's wireless, you'll have to get a wireless gaming receiver.)

[AjkoKatekeshar]

it Looked like it took away life

[VideogameGuy61]

Awesome review!!!

[putaqwe]

lol that was funny 1:25 "eat re" i always do lol your freakin funny man keep it up!!!

[bluejewfondu]

it's like a bobo version of the angry video game nerd

[kcw12345]

Leslie Nielsen!

[HaruSouma146]

I meant Castlevania

[HaruSouma146]

First lvl came up I said "It looked like contra" yes I comment before the video ends,I know people hate

[GrimOnions]

What is the theme music? I love it!

[stanburdman]

It's a midi of "The Office" tv show theme. The American version.

[BloodPump]

I still play the Nintendo and Super Nintendo.

SCREW YOU.

(Good review though)

[MrZombay]

Hey you know you're actually in Batman Returns! I kid I kid. Seriously though what the fuck was Batman shooting out of his wrist in Return Of The Joker?

[faceheadman]

batman returns on the snes is the best

[starsoldier1]

Yeah, Batman Returns on the NES did suck balls.

[Dentolux]

That's an impressive list of honors this video has been awarded. Keep up the good work.

[Arppis]

Not meaning to nitpick, but batman is wise to pull back when a guy is shooting a flame thrower at him. To minimize the damage caused by extreme heat. ;)

[stanburdman]

He gets pushed back!

[Arppis]

Ouch -4! I Guess thats what you get for trying to find an logical explonation for illogical game. XD

But seemed to me like he is jumping backwards because of reflex(batman), who without some self preservation would be dumb enough to stay at the flames?

[Arppis]

Nice review if I didn't say it back there thou. Keep it up, I find them very entertaining.

[peposo7]

Would you preferred been instantly killed? That would be really frustrating!

[5tonyvvvv]

@stanburdman dude u fuckin complain way to much.this game is great ,,3d games are overly complicated Bullshit!!!

[TheDUDE101GOOD]

@Arppis DUMASS O;

[Arppis]

@TheDUDE101GOOD

Dumass = "An illiterate's version of dumb ass.

The dumb ass writes dumass for dumb ass."

XD

[TheDUDE101GOOD]

@Arppis im aware of that but i dont give a shit DUMBASS

[Arppis]

@TheDUDE101GOOD

Clearly you weren't. So you can thank me for finaly getting the spelling right.

...Dumbass. ;D

[TheDUDE101GOOD]

@Arppis i didnt know spelling was mandatory but if it makes u feel like a big boi then so be it. :)

[Arppis]

@TheDUDE101GOOD

YAY! XD

[Thinker297]

@Arppis NO IT DOESNT You still get burned like sht

[Arppis]

@Thinker297

Sure it does, if you had a brain to think with. Better that then stand in burning flame. Do I have to explain everything here?

[Thinker297]

@Arppis it would be smarter to duck down instead of put your cape infront of your face andmove 3 steps back

[Arppis]

@Thinker297

Sure, provided his cape is indeed fireproof. :)

[Pilpup]

Good review

[Kamaziol]

You are awsome! The reviews are great (+fav), the intro is not the best part of the show, I think you should change it. :)

Take care.

[predump]

Excellent reviews!

...and remember, Batman is the money loving Bruce Wayne so he can afford a composite Kevlar cape with an adamantium skeletal structure built in >:D

[KnightTemplar108]

kiler music

[JackassGaming]

The original batman was a classic. Batman 3 was pure garbage in my opinion. I love (sarcasm) how nintendo makes a game on the nes then makes the exact same game on the snes like a year later. alien 3 for example.

[Shintaka9009]

I, for one, think that old games are excellent. Both the bad ones and the good ones are entertaining to play or watch. New games aren't so great most of the time; nowadays, when a game sucks, you want to avoid it like the plague.

[killerkiller101101]

Thx for a nother great review stan and check out torak review on my channel cause i think u might like a game where u can kill dinosaurs and humens is a really cool way

[superbeaner0]

good reviews. batman for the nes kick's ass.

[A0Refrigerator]

looked like when you paused it batman was punching himself in the dick, which is probably why it took health away.

[romeindahouse2006]

nice review!!

[expotemkin]

i thinkkkk..that "cape slap" is actually a spinning overhand punch but i could wrong.

[stanburdman]

That could be but the cape is still involved somehow, may be he is cloaking his fist WITH the cape.

[Bigmaroon2008]

nice review as always your biggest fan

[SidNightWalker]

Oh...on that one i gotta get ya, Burdman.Ever since the 80's his cape has been made of hard leather, so it would hurt like a mother fuck.Not only that, but in the 90's he put lead spikes into the ends of his cape, so not only would it hurt, but it would also main.Fun facts for everyone!

[SidNightWalker]

Or rather, maim.

[SidNightWalker]

Lol.Other than Batman Returns, those were good Batman games.Actually, probably, THE only really good ones with the exception of the 16 bit Batman Returns games, so....i will go cry now because of that fact.

[chupapicosconchetuma]

Stan, i love you and i'm the first in watching your new video.

[WoWWhosnext]

dam that looks hard to play im happy i was born into playstation and stuff

[peposo7]

Any game can look hard to play if the player you see, dont actually know how to play well. That is universal.

[TGseason10]

Thank you Stan!

Batman is bad-ass :P

[h3nk1pr0]

Ah, I remember playing the first of those games as a little kid, difficult as hell.. Nice vid as always, man.