Gay God would rather masturbate than...

[MrWafflex7]

Myspace.

LOL

[wolfie90909]

I thought he said suck my face XDDD instead of sup myspace

[Namron2003]

what the fuck is whrong with you you sick basturd

[rawrson15]

hey all of you haters stop meaning mean to gays,lesians and bisexuals..it really hurts us some of us are solftys and some of us are not solfty...

i love you all!!!

[TheProDoughnut]

@FredFan2961 Haha I luv Swifty nice reference!

[FredFan2961]

you and "Jill" are bestfriends

Jill - swiftkaratechop<3

[CoolStoryBro235]

fag

[kasiaagomola]

@CoolStoryBro235 O RLY

[CoolStoryBro235]

@kasiaagomola yes really

[HaiItsLily]

@CoolStoryBro235 Hes not a cigarette... :/

[erpuzzetta01]

@HaiItsLily: How 'bout... Faggot. There - that about sums up that argument.

[HaiItsLily]

@erpuzzetta01 O___O

[MeFishiee]

@erpuzzetta01 Faggot is a pile of twigs. He isn't a pile of twigs either.

[erpuzzetta01]

@erpuzzetta01: Oh, I'm sorry. The terms of 'Fag' and 'Faggot' in English means he's a gay, queer, homo, tree-hugging gay guy. That MUST sum this up! :D

[omgitsgrantobrian]

OK

[diulesing7]

do u masturbate by fingering your asshole?

[IrishFriendsFan]

@diulesing7 yep feels good

[diulesing7]

@IrishFriendsFan i aint gay but if u insist on sucking my monster dick, i may not resist.

[IrishFriendsFan]

@diulesing7 thank you?

[RyannIsADinosawr]

He's a lefty..O.o

[gecko964]

@cameronnbee Hence why the video was made in 2006 XD

[chadergeist]

Forgive me Matt, but i couldn't help resist asking this even though people or you may find it a little disturbing but...here i go.... Do you swallow your coconut cream after you let it pop out of your firm tubular coconut shell? I do when i can gather it. YUMMY AND SWEET. :)

[sesshystalker03]

@chadergeist omg that is so gross



[smtonlinevideos]

"what's up myspace" lol.

[newagecozaki]

Way to go...i second that!

[xhellomyhate]

@cameronnbee

Im Sure We Figured That Much Since The Vedio Date say's Jun- 6 -2006

Yes i cant spell video right

[xhellomyhate]

@cameronnbee

Im Sure We Figured That Much Since The Vedio Date say's Jun- 6 -2006

[Alkhemist10]

i'll pray for you

[ItsGlitterzzBetch]

Awh<3

[MrOxhornFan]

U SUCK U FAGGOT GO FUCK YOUR SELF

[Andyysixx101]

@MrOxhornFan

wow. get a life and go comment on a vid u achally like K.

[rdklzkydd]

@MrOxhornFan Didn't the video just say that's what he was doing anyway? But go away if you're going to be close-minded and ridiculous.

[IronForMaidenLove]

@MrOxhornFan

wtf did he do to u?

dont be so mean...

[ModelNumber15]

I LOVE your shirt! :D

[ArousedBannana]

@cameronnbee more like 2005

[Theawesomeknw]

is he gay? just wonderin

[giathecat]

@Theawesomeknw Did you look at his username? Or the myspace URL at the beginning?

[Theawesomeknw]

@giathecat oops sorry i found out he was gay after  put this comment

[utuber2500]

@Theawesomeknw look at his username

[dramadeyskitz]

whaaaooo back in the day!

[Loctondan2]

doesn't the other hand get jealous?

[MegaKissxsis]

having sex with some one you don't love is not bad it happends all the time in this world but mostly high school!!

[divinidadoscura]

dude, this is the most pointless video i ever seen like ever, like why we would want know if u rather masturbate then having sex with someone u dont love, dude wtf is going on with the world fucking gay psycho

[Phagut2012]

I would rather go with a kind God than a Jesus lie. My God doesn't hate it's creations.

[nofearnick1995]

he is so hot!!!

[angelbaby666420]

fag

[butteye02]

@angelbaby666420 just anther shithead with a one word, 3 letter vocabulary. Prob got a boner looking at Matthew. Its always that way

[NothingChild]

@angelbaby666420 That was original.

[nightstarxxwolf]

holy shit mattew,your hardcore

[lovejbell106]

wow you sound and look high

[Mollyboolovesyou]

i love you!! lol.

[rawrrandomly8]

i love you matthew <33

[timoooothyblah]

Use JILL!! >:D

[RainbowManification]

I don't get how lefties work, it just feels weird.

[EthanStrummer]

omg another lefty!

[Lordismyportion]

MAY 21 2011 IS JUDGEMENT DAY!

[awonderland123]

@Lordismyportion how would you know :P

[nickeldime100]

he stole my word peeps lol

[123CarlosOrtiz]

i hate it when the boyfriends i go out with the first thing they think about is sex, sex, sex how about a connection first THEN maybe sex

[VeparRising]

"What's up myspace!?" Me:"ummmmmm this isn't myspace, this is youtube" hahaha, and yes I know, this is probably for his myspace first

[TehEliteOne]

faq

[frank8910]

Hey you're left handed, so am I!

[hollys1mom]

are you going to bring back the "love should not have any limits" tee ..they are sold out everywhere and i really want one :'(

[Tobifanboy]

I bet everyone wishes they were mats hands lololol XDDDD

[57Sky]

@Tobifanboy I know I do.

[BritHardyLove15]

Why can't this video have a "LOVE" button? :D

[TanuJones]

omg my mom was right their when i was watching this lol (^_^)

[watermelongs]

aw ur so cute heheehehehe

[mrsgritoli1]

Mr. Palmer and his five sons are being abused by a filthy disrespectful little twirp!!!

[PoisonCherry93]

lol @ his shirt, I live in Virginia =D

[TruthAlwaysHerts]

youre and idiot

[SparkSSBM]

@TruthAlwaysHerts and idiot?

[TruthAlwaysHerts]

@SparkSSBM You must be a dumbass sissy faggot.... truth hurts

[SparkSSBM]

@TruthAlwaysHerts lol @ calling me a dumb ass when your original comment made you look like a forth grader. and what might i ask. led you to believe i was a *sisssy faggot*

[TruthAlwaysHerts]

@SparkSSBM oH, YOU THILLY THITHY FAGGOT.... PLEATH DONT BE A BIGOT... YOU CALLED ME AN IDIOT OUT OF THE BLUE BUT YOU CANT HANDLE BEING CALLED A THITHY FAGGOT

[SparkSSBM]

@TruthAlwaysHerts thilly?

[skaterboyask]

@TruthAlwaysHerts HAHAHA UR BOTH GAY FOR EACHOTHER

[ItsTylerMarie]

HAHA he said sup myspace.

You know this is old

[toasterstrudelRaWr]

hey virginia thats where i live xD

[lulucano14]

hahaha. XD

[Lyrixn]

oookei, so the point is his lefthanded?

[smartandstupid37]

I wanna helpp...or atleast watch =)

[Jibaldon]

I DIDNT NEED TO KNO?

[SparkSSBM]

@Jibaldon then whyd ya click on the vid :o

[liltrusty09]

How about all you guys keep your negative opions to yourself. it'll do us all some good if you would stop running your mouths

[WTF23450]

everyone masturbates u supid niggaz

[livingdead1000]

is that a dresden dolls t-shirt?

[gazakym]

LOL =)

[ImProYo]

If you're gay and reading this comment, I want to ask you something. Have you ever farted cum? CUM FART.

[pianogod5150]

@ImProYo why would you have to be gay? And no. No I haven't.

[PreppyPoser1]

@ImProYo That is fucking nasty. Like all gay people.

[smartandstupid37]

@PreppyPoser1 im pretty sure you masturbate 2..

[mefink24]

omg that was an epic video omg! Matt you are awesome wish there were gay men like u here in massachusetts

I love you Matt you are the best!

[dconne1]

stop being mean to him! u guys all do the same freaking thing so fuck u

[TheSocialRevolution]

A cutie on Twitter @JamesLeMay

[ilvken24]

I love the shirt I'm from Virginia born and raised.

[teressence]

Why... why was this recommended to me? xD

[macjudge94]

is he on crack?

[rellama1]

just provocation,

[Randomezy]

hey im prety sure u and ur hand get along well u fuking homo

[ThatFurryDude]

@Randomezy don't you have anything better to do than leave homophobic, negative comments?

oh wait.

[CatFlashBlue]

Oh so the Lush is a lefty =D

[XxsilverdaysxX]

@CatFlashBlue ima lefty :)

[PoliMeim]

@CatFlashBlue meee.....TTTTOOOOO!!!

[QuickSilver2579]

O.o wait the religious zealots are commenting on a gay guy's video talking about how MASTURBATION is a sin? Don't they have some priority list of harmless to bitch about?

[happygoth2272]

L-O-L i love u!!!

[overkill3356]

I think you should know i am not a racist,homophobe,or any of that judgemental stuff.I have a low self esteem.I am better than no 1.But I do believe the Bible and it changed my life more than several times in my life.But I am not one to keep forcing anyone to do what they don't want to do.So what else is up?opps wrong question to use with the headline.lol.

[cremy123]

Omg, these comments about god and religion are really annoying. For the people who think masturbation is a sin... don't watch the video.

[jakurhero]

LOL that's adorable

[DeadGirlsPass]

no slut no slut =] im glad you're no slut.

[TheBugZzBunnY]

OMG!! WHY U TELLIN EVERY1 FOR!!!

[awonderland123]

thumbs of if you manstrubate lolXD

[blakrose12nicole]

hahahahahhaHA

[cumlickin]

I would love to watch you masturbate

[Mrcomputergeek81]

omg the bible was written by ppl not jesus not god so everything in it isnt true

[jeffsandychelsea]

@Mrcomputergeek81 Which means that jesus either does not exist or is not the son of god... o_O

[overkill3356]

@Mrcomputergeek81

Written by men who were inspired by God.Chosen by God.The main theme is pretty simple.Love God with all your heart.Love your neighbor as you love yourself.Learn God's "word',the Bible.Try to live a life pleasing to God but if you slip up pray for forgiveness.If you truly regret your sin the blood of our Savior,who died so that we may live,Jesus,will be our advocate to the "Father God" and we/you/me will be forgiven.Not much to ask of us since the reward is eternal life.

[BGDPPL]

@overkill3356 Mark 16:17-18 says a true believer in jesus can drink any deadly poison and survive

so go drink a large glass of arsenic then come back to me on how much you actualy believe in god and how much you only say you believe in him so you can pretend to be part of something important when deep down you know its a load of crap

[overkill3356]

@BGDPPL Mark 16:17-18. It is my take that at Mark14 "He( Jesus) appeared to the 11 disciples".Then He gave them his final words before He was taken up.He told "them" to spread the word and if "they" had the faith required they would "use My authority".The "they " was the disiples.Then Mark 16:19 "Finished talking to "THEM.As the # followers grew= Luke 10:17 Disciples speaking "Even the demons obey us when we use Your name." Paul is recorded as doing a miracle after Jesus called him.

[BGDPPL]

@overkill3356 Acts 11:26 tells us that all christians are disciples

you are a christian

so you are a disciple

all disciples can drink poison and survive

so you can drink poison and survive, so go ahead and have fun

btw your answer was atleast as clever as a christian can get, the usual response is "that bit was written at a different time and meant different from what it says" its really odd how christians can tell what is fact and what is metaphor, is there an invisable astrix somewhere?

[overkill3356]

@BGDPPL I still think it was meant for original (chosen by Jesus) disciples.But thank you for the compliment on my answer.It was a tough question.But we can agree not to agree.Like I said earlier I hope someone hears something that may make them take a 1st or 2nd look at God & His word.But if not ,then I won't go running screaming"help,help a sinner,a sinner".We are all sinners.God is love,not hate.I also say lots of suppose Christians give real Christians bad names by their actions and words.

[BGDPPL]

@overkill3356 thats one of the main things i hate about your belief, that we are all sinners and evil, lighten up abit

"I'm going to create man and woman with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child, so that I can be born in human form. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself. To save you from the sin I originally condemned you to. Ta dah!"

God - master of logic since the beginning of time.

[XkaleaXkatastropheX]

@BGDPPL lmfao(:

[rockerwolfie1616]

@BGDPPL Not all you said is correct my friend D: I myself am christian but, am not against masturbation. Or against people for being who they want to be. Everyone has a choice..god loves them regardless. The devil brought sin onto man not god. The only thing I can say is to read the bible if you are going to talk about it ^ - ^ This is in no way an angry or mean comment bashing you. I am just saying..if I wanted to talk about religion I should know my facts even if I don't like the religion.

[BGDPPL]

@rockerwolfie1616 i know the bible fine, its a book that supports murder, mass murder, genocide, rape, incest, sexism, racism, homophobia, slave ownership amoung many other things

the god of the bible kills almost 3 million accounted people, and if you include the mass killings like noahs flood it is near 30million

you believe in a fiary tale made up to stop you from advancing in life, and if it is true then you support one of the most evil creatures of all time

[pianogod5150]

@BGDPPL say it, bro:)

[scott33195]

@Mrcomputergeek81 i wouldnt say that. i mean a couple of things are questionable but it says basically this: "earth was made in a non-specific way. israelites were inslaved by egypt (which is in egyptian history), then jesus said offensive things to the jews and was killed by the romans and jewish leaders. and last but not least, the world will end." im pretty sure that all happened.

[sexy17beast94]

Very manly hahah

[makaela410]

lol lmfao

[SmokinSilly2516]

WOOT :]

[838287]

sometimes if i really love someone i would like to sleep with them, but that hasnt happened yet so my right hand will do for the time being.

[MrGirlfucker]

I so hope you get Matthew Sheparded.........I mean murdered.:):):)

[RenjiAbariZK13]

i would rather get laid than name my right hand Sheryl.

[biljica96]

HAHAAH..SOO PRETTY BOY!!<3

[XxfurbiesXx]

masterbating feels fucking good.

[SOCCERbabiee10]

yes! i agree wit him!

[madamoconnor]

your pretty....just sayin

[MxlleCapuchiino]

This Virginia on your tee-shirt ? Yes ? so, this my name ♥

[xxluvsosxx]

i love him!! hes cute he also cheers me up a lot

[NRP128]

Damn i feel super bad for you

1. Your a fag

2. Your not just a fag but like a suuuuuper fag

3.Your parents prob hate you (at least your dad)

4.Your gay and not even getting any!!!

p.s. keep thinking about justin beibers ass while you wack off while i fuck your mom! Btw im sorry if i hurt anyones feeling but im an asshole :) ,and you'll come across many plp like me in your lifetime if you havent already. Thanks for reading!

[tragicbiuty]

@NRP128 i really appreciate the fact that u noe ur an asshole but did u also know ur a dickhead and a fuckface? if u feel so bad for him and ur so disgusted of the fact that hes gay then y the hell r u u watchin his video? think about it; yes he's a fag, but ur the suuuuppeerrr IMMATURE FUCKFACE that watches a fag's video and has the audacity to comment on it it? so who's the super fag?

[NRP128]

@tragicbiuty yea. . . .your words mean nothing,i still think hes the super fag. Sorry that you wasted your time.

[TheXander360]

@NRP128

are you in the closet sir? come on out ill hold ur hand but than id have to wash it

[NRP128]

@TheXander360 is that like gay slang meaning you wanna fuck me??

[TheXander360]

@NRP128

don't flatter yourself lol

[davfritz]

@NRP128 Your mouth is an open sewer.... full of all the excriment that is meant to exit at the other end. A point in time will come when you mature enough to regret your present state.

[NRP128]

@davfritz lawl

[howaboutthisthree]

Mark my words: That hand isn't staying with you for long, if you're using it for a wrong purpose

[timmytimmy54]

hahaha i bet this was in black and white so people couldnt see all the shit all over your fingers........ fag

[jpjacq7d]

@timmytimmy54 fag

[smallwize]

lol

[bseballplaya1]

god hates you

[mikeyinqc]

@bseballplaya1 "as thee judge, so in the like manner shall you be judged.."

This qoute I know, I can't find the one that says God hates anyone?? Can you?

[grewkit]

@bseballplaya1 I think that a fiction character that hates you is not something to worry about

[tragicbiuty]

@bseballplaya1 how the hell do u know if god hates him, god created him and god knew that he was gonna b gay way b4 he even thought of it! so STFU

ppl like u are so closed minded and u always think ur right by hurting other ppls feelings, so wat if he's gay. why would it concern u?

[ganjakat420]

lefty power!

[willgaines666]

It must really suck to have aids....

[nicoli669]

i think our single best friend is our right hand lol

[Texasjim2007]

I loved my mother and father but I wouldn't have ever fucked them to express it. The only rational reason for sticking your dick in somebody else's body is if you want to make babies with them. Otherwise all your doing is exposing them to the risk of

an STD like AIDS you could save them from by encouraging them to jack off.

[MyFaceBurns]

Emo scum!

[hogmasta]

@MyFaceBurns whats so bad about it?.. emo guys are hot

[Elle94x]

@MyFaceBurns I'll think you'll find your the scum if you find pleasure from hurting others. To be honest I dont know you so I cant say anything personal... But you dont know Matt either so do him a favour and jog on, Yeah?

[irockursoxnunoit]

his voice is so different now (:

[kayloLovesLennon]

I miss Mathew and his old hair, black looks oh so good on him, and he has a little bit of weight on him here, he looks PERFECT!

[dr3w2010x]

OhMyGod!!! hahahaha did he really just say that?! lol ya gotta love him

[satyriconlife]

doing it with ur hand isnt the same, dosnt feel the same lol but i understaind the hole not doing it with someone u dont no or somethin

[Newtwist75]

I agree with you totally. I would rather jerk it than do the deed with someone I didnt like. We both have dignity in that aspect.

[ThePop345]

At least its truth and not someone who makes fun of other people who do...

[BrittneyBiohazard]

yeah...uhm...douche bags that are saying masturbating is a sin...isn't pre-marital sex a sin too.? which would your god prefer.? going out and screwing everyone you saw or masturbating.? kaythanks.

[AngelicaDoesVOX]

@BrittneyBiohazard It is a sin. Think about lust. It's a sin to have those types of thoughts going through ur head. Premarital sex is the same thing. If you're going out having one-night-stands, or if you're masturbating and watching porn, it's the same thing. Does that make sense? That's how i see it.

[psufan9522]

@BrittneyBiohazard it's pretty straight forward if you read the Bible, it's not the actual action of masturbation that is a sin, but rather the lustful thoughts, so if somehow someone could muster up the will power to masturbate without thinking lustfully, then He wouldn't care.. but you let me know when someone figures that out. And yeah, having pre-marital sex would be a sin too. but the bottom line is, God's always there for us and it's never too late to repent of our sinful nature