you know how there are those lines you hear and they never leave your brain forever. one such line is "Youre candy's bitch" from austin stories. it popped into my head last night and so i got home from work this morning and looked it up, and that led me to this. yep, i have had a pretty productive day. time for a nap. Kremer youre fucking awesome. the universe should take all of Dane Cook's shit and give it to you. not his material, you know just his money and things.
I agree with dude below, the most premium line is "But the shark is a wolf in a shark disguise / And he's comin for that ass on the water slide". That is mint.
dragonboysuede should do a show in MN i would so go i would buy first row tickets and i would go all chuck Norris on the crowd around him so i could get his autograph!
Yes, I am a fox. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.
But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.
Man, you guys who haven't seen this performed live are missing a real treat. When he summons the wolves it's like all lighting bolts and pandemonium, I mean like eat babies and stuff, there was like 50! causalities his last live performance, man it was insane. You should go see him live.
i mean wee wee
Sinamatics 1 week ago
more music videos man
Sinamatics 1 week ago
DBS is a comedy/rap hybrid superhero
FatherHazanko 1 month ago
Standin' alone by the edge of Runyon Canyon.
JonasPolsky 1 month ago
Loving the podcast, keep up the good work.
bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds 1 month ago
Master troll
philmo224 2 months ago
Nope.
philmo224 2 months ago
you know how there are those lines you hear and they never leave your brain forever. one such line is "Youre candy's bitch" from austin stories. it popped into my head last night and so i got home from work this morning and looked it up, and that led me to this. yep, i have had a pretty productive day. time for a nap. Kremer youre fucking awesome. the universe should take all of Dane Cook's shit and give it to you. not his material, you know just his money and things.
dirtmerchant1980 2 months ago
This is the best thing Natasha Leggero has ever done
psnthewell12 2 months ago
@psnthewell1 Tim and Eric? The Lavender Hour? Leggero is awesome!
ManifestPanda 2 months ago
this song is badass u killed it man. I listen to this song over and over thx for the awesome entertainment
KoQNodfan 3 months ago
Dragonboy Kremer Suede
JonasPolsky 3 months ago
This is full of cake and awesome!
spaztron5000 3 months ago
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LOVE IT!!! I tell people this all the time!
megadeth1923 3 months ago
So MAGNIFICENT!
BUCHOvideo 4 months ago
i'm currently chasing the dragon boy.
mola55e5 5 months ago
Wolf Gang
truedgk14 5 months ago
Wie-wie, I have only one question. Was it warm in the woods that day or did you regret going with the sleeveless jacket vest?
magiciangob 5 months ago
Man I wish I could summon wolves!!!....
trapshooter96 6 months ago
Great Video, Howie
Jarons20 6 months ago
Did this chart?
Occupant 7 months ago
i think you should make a music video with ur family in it
sarahstar36 7 months ago
das my cousin!!!
sarahstar36 7 months ago
What street is DBS, Inc on? Assuming its in LA, we know the adress is 835, but what street?!?
ghm01131 7 months ago
this sounds like a song Dwight Schrute would make.
Servbot15 7 months ago
ASOIAF
crazyaboutbuffy 7 months ago
This is like the theme song for House Stark.
achitturi 7 months ago 4
Bitch I bring out the wolf pack.LOL
WooTheStar 7 months ago
Learning to summon wolves with your mind is the best way to start your summah!
Phished123 9 months ago
Dude, when'd you start dating Natasha Legerro? Good job.
ruofnapaj 10 months ago
That raccoon was a definite summon.
TheMagikMike 10 months ago 2
12 people cant summon wolves like DBS! <3
xImEscapingTheFatex 11 months ago
Natasha is SO fine. Even when being sassy wolf bait!
TheBlackLagooner 1 year ago
There needs to be a comedy supergroup called "Flight of the Dragon-Wick Panthers" with Flight of the Concords, DBS, Chris Hardwick, and Steel Panther
17monsterguy 1 year ago 9
@17monsterguy I'm in! I played Bumbershoot fest in Seattle with FOC. Many gigs with CH
dragonboysuede 1 year ago 8
everyone check out 'Who Charted', Howard's new podcast on the Earwolf network. i sound like a shill but i'm just a new fan.
HankTh3Dwarf 1 year ago
You're havin' a summa! DBS, you're my hero.
eastonhockey 1 year ago
i have heard alot of Comedy raps but i think yours are the best i've heard
MrSladeCintron1 1 year ago
OK this cut is ill as fuck.
I agree with dude below, the most premium line is "But the shark is a wolf in a shark disguise / And he's comin for that ass on the water slide". That is mint.
classof77 1 year ago 19
Straight Fire!
braininahat 1 year ago
Damn right she won't.
Froggy184 1 year ago
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this is fucking gay. maricon shit
zacatetas 1 year ago
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the raccoon was a definite summon!
Vallikatt 1 year ago
the raccoon was a definite summon!
Vallikatt 1 year ago 4
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eljohannr 1 year ago
@eljohannr Ok, I'm down!
dragonboysuede 1 year ago
5 people doubt your summoning abilities
sethrocker9609 1 year ago
lol love ur comdey and this song keep up the work
171989bigD 1 year ago
I love this video....I can only dream of doing this to my ex lol!
missbuell 1 year ago
I love this video....I can only dream of doing this to my ex lol
missbuell 1 year ago
give it up for my man Scratchetory Rape
onlyonealicia 1 year ago
awesome. love this song
GameGhost1 1 year ago
i swear everyone knows about you because of your comedy show u got to get another special bro
Kenleypolanco96 1 year ago
thanks! I will. Working on new songs and vids now.
dragonboysuede 1 year ago 5
you are seriously the most awesome person i have ever seen.
i saw your special on comedy central. keep it up! :)
TuffTomboy76 1 year ago
Wow, I want a 1 hour special, from you!
My favorite part of your 30 minute special, was when you imitated your brother!!
You are just hillarious!
ChrisXDumbass 1 year ago
@ChrisXDumbass
It's like sleeping on a cloud that is hard enough to sleep on, but soft enough to retain the qualities of a cloud. hahaha
OMGitsMalcolm 1 year ago
she may be hot but she needs 2 shut up damn!! wolves get dat ass
DEC3100 1 year ago
i saw you today on comedy central, i was cracking up when i heard you rap the one about your steel that heals.?
TJENZ67 1 year ago
You are the best DBS.
xSYFxUnHoLySiN 1 year ago
Man, when they gonna give you a new special on Comedy Central?
GuyN0ir 1 year ago 4
@GuyN0ir Not surel I'm working on it. Thanks for asking. New music in progress too.
DBS
dragonboysuede 1 year ago 5
@dragonboysuede u said just the laids now! the girls said nothing
BkkCollin 1 year ago
dragonboysuede should do a show in MN i would so go i would buy first row tickets and i would go all chuck Norris on the crowd around him so i could get his autograph!
GomezVendable 1 year ago
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NickSATTmusic 1 year ago
Yes, I am a fox. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.
But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.
hadoolket 1 year ago
batman
Ferchershi 1 year ago
+1 on comedy death ray, YOU NEED TO GET BACK ON THERE MAN!
LISTEN TO COMEDY DEATH RAY, IF YOU LIKE THIS, YOULL LIKE THE PODCAST/RADIO SHOW!
GO DBS!
tsyrlb 1 year ago
but the sharks just a wolf in a shark disguise...best line!
norzien 1 year ago 5
I saw on comedy central, funny. I dig comedians that do different stuff than the same old thing. Great video.
wolfonthehill 1 year ago
1:38 blah hahahah!!
laserchunk 1 year ago
funny lol
rash0but0not0sencere 2 years ago
i love woofs
RustyCyler 2 years ago
His girlfriend is Lil' Shredder from DJ Douggpound's "Stump The Dancer"...right?
cureformax 2 years ago
This was cute
LTopomcFly 2 years ago
If you like DBS you should check him out on the Comedy Death Ray Radio Podcast on ITunes.
Hes on episodes 6, 12 & 30 all hilarious.
& if you like those CDR podcast you really should check out others they have comedians on there all the time with New Podcast every Friday @ 12pm pt
MrCorrales89 2 years ago 22
For anyone who plays World of Warcraft, this is a great song for enhancement shamans. It's macroed to my spirit wolves. +1coolperson
IchibanCourtesan 2 years ago
Is that miss leggero? 5***** for just puttin her fine ass in the video!
wildguks 2 years ago 7
yaaaaaaaaaaa scratchatory rape
queenlovertheone 2 years ago
@queenlovertheone dont forget necrophelia.
fuer321 2 years ago
DJ Douggpound in the mix!
Talk2ben 2 years ago
wow he's good i can only summons bees which sting me and im allergic
JMan13045 2 years ago
DJ Scrachitory Rape
djClay10 2 years ago 3
i saw this guy on comedy central today. he's hilarious.
101vsh101 2 years ago 3
Man, you guys who haven't seen this performed live are missing a real treat. When he summons the wolves it's like all lighting bolts and pandemonium, I mean like eat babies and stuff, there was like 50! causalities his last live performance, man it was insane. You should go see him live.
Learningismyreligion 2 years ago
This. Is. Awesome.
I've loved this song for a few years so to see a music video for it just makes my day.
On that note....making a video for I Heal With My Steel might be awesome too, but perhaps a bit too risque for Youtube, haha,
ConradoThePirate 2 years ago
Excellent!
elibradencomedy 2 years ago
i love this song, thanks for putting it up.
~Cheers
specterhaterew 2 years ago
Amazin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GloveDoesntFit 2 years ago
D-Bizzle Swizzle!!!!
WhatDeFrock 2 years ago
Anybody else wonder when the DBS is gonna do a track with The Lonely Island?
KaylorMade 2 years ago
This is my shit.
plasticallan 2 years ago