Dilbert Boss Montage

[Batben01]

"Wow...I have a beautiful speaking voice."

[doctorwhom1]

how is this a montage? it has no background music!

[Invisibleppl]

@doctorwhom1

mon·tage

noun /mänˈtäZH/ /mōn-/ /mōN-/

montages, plural

The process or technique of selecting, editing, and piecing together separate sections of film to form a continuous whole.

[johncisney15]

Great quality ya douche.

[Scotsman707]

that last part got me lmao.

[NintendoXable]

WAIT..... How much monkey gold are talking about?

(from comic)

[IBiteTheHandThatFed]

My favorite Character of all time

[LlamaZruleZ]

Why did this show get cancelled?

I've been watching the one season that was released online, and it's amazing!

[ungiving]

Bad series overall but it sure had it's good points =D

[Redlin5]

That is almost enough to boil water!

[kuroiei]

EEErr..? Wally's voice in 1:04 is WEIRD.

[ch0c0la8boy]

5,000 degrees to MELT dilbert's boss!!!

[Alex618mir]

bought the dvd.totally worth it

[BloodShadowOfMOHH2]

Dilbert:this prototype can withstand tempetures up to 5000 degres

Boss:wow thats almost enough to boil water

[gargnob]

I WOULD say that's ridiculous, but then I remembered that the Boss is American and I don't get that Fahrenheit temperature business...

[Starfire84]

@gargnob

5000 degrees Fahrenheit = approximately 2760 degrees Celsius

[Dake21]

quality is so poor but the joke is still funny.

[tomyo669]

boil water

[rwese]

almost

[ishankyou98]

why would anyone beat a dead horse?

why would anyone kill a dead horse?

it could kick you!

[Alex618mir]

in some comic strip he hired a dead horse he said to dilbert:here is your new partner.silence and then he hit the horse and say SAY HI DAMN YOU

[lorerax1]

engineers need desks, b/c of all the drawlings and all the crap we need to do our jobs.

[my24939]

Almost to boil water...hahahahaha how did he ever become a boss?

[COLUMBINE1818]

@my24939 He who hesitates gets promoted. If you have no value in the workplace they will promote you to a position of authority to annoy and frustrate the people who do have value in the workplace. It's a fundamental building block of the inefficiency of business.

[japanme95]

They need to bring this back

[hozeb87]

as an engineering major, i appreciate this humor alot

[reflection95]

i love the PHB

[TwiddelyMan]

Not if you worked for him

[Scotty7617]

In the strip

Pointy Haired Boss: "Welcome to the four hour... MEETING FROM HELL! BWA HA HA HA HA!

[catagon12345]

triming toenails....

[4theUSA]

not too bad. I do prefer the comics though.

[mathfreak123]

"This prototype can withstand temperatures up to 5000 degrees!"

"Wow, that's almost enough to boil water."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL

[TwiddelyMan]

I had a fever of 5000 degrees once, and they had to remove my internal organs.

[itachinorman]

ZOMG I feel bad for you if that is true ;p

[TwiddelyMan]

Oh, it's nothing compared to the time I repaired my own lawnmower. I got decapitated, and the wound got infected with a little something called black plague. Might make a vlog talking about that. Would any of you watch it?

[itachinorman]

yes sob sob*

[GrahamChapman]

You're ripping off that guy who always have to be worse than anyone else, aren't you?

[TwiddelyMan]

Um... I have no idea what you're talking about. Could you perhaps elaborate further?

[GrahamChapman]

Sure thing. There's some bi-character in the Dilbert comics that, no matter the situation, always has to best everyone, often in a vastly exaggerated way... And that there comment you wrote remined me of something that he would typically say.

[TwiddelyMan]

Ah, I believe you are referring to the character topper. No, I am not using topper, although some of the things I said came from SOMEHWERE, can't remember. Yes, I'm not that funny.

[TheSeriousCacodemon]

Why would anyone beat a dead horse?

[catagon12345]

y would any1 kill a dead horse?

[Jamfather]

The TV show was funny. The comic is BETTER, but the TV show was still good. Especially the Catbert and Dogbert moments.

[Scotty7617]

Everyone's either had a boss like the PHB. If you haven't you will.

[lenn0671]

ITS DEAD!

[02deathscythe]

There's no point in killing a dead horse.

[TwiddelyMan]

You mean BEAT a dead horse!

[setheruni]

why would anyone BEAT a dead horse?

[TwiddelyMan]

Why would anyone KILL a dead horse?

[catagon12345]

maybe kick it?

[TwiddelyMan]

You mean "maybe it kicked you"

IT'S DEAD!!!

[dandroid8000]

wow, what were the makers thinking. The comic strip is so much more witty and not-crap. That wasn't Dilbert at all!

[orizabo]

"Wow, thats almost enough to boil water." heh

[snowsock]

if u idiots dont like the quality then dont watch it...

[tonybodie]

So much of my job is featured in Dilbert!

[themozman]

I love dilbert comics. i saw this cartoon long ago on sony...dilbert rocks!!!

[Ssangmoon]

You can't underestimate him.

He's the guy who plays chess with pineapple.

[TwiddelyMan]

And lost

[RoyalMessup]

that's almost enough to boil water rofl!

thanks for putting this up, too funny

[KingofKlubs]

"draws almost full... I'll need a new desk" lmao, I haven't seen this stuff in years. Thanks for uploading

[maverickroark]

quality is poor

[coffeeman25]

LOL