Zombie Haiku

[ziodice]

This is a bit off the topic of zombies, but here:

She is beautiful

more so than the sun is warm

i'd do anything

[tewkewl]

eating guts sucks bad

sometimes there's still poop inside

yuk, it tastes like shit

[HALOSEXPORTS]

go swat

[xXHydroDragonXx]

Haikus are easy,

But sometimes they dont make sense.

REFRIGERATOR!

[kitekatwhite]

Another L4D2 one:

Just smell of the flesh

Makes charger to masturbate

Seems witch doesnt mind.

[TheUrbanJester]

speechless cause

my tongue has been taken

by zombie poets

[dharmabum1945]

zombie chicks are hot

dinner, movie, moonlit stroll

mom would be so proud

[fevershadow]

The dead walk the earth. They just want to eat my brains. Glad I brought my sword.

[NewNeedles]

I'm dead but walking

Leaving stink trails where I step

Who smelt it, delt it

[NewNeedles]

Eating girls is fun

Too bad it's not like you think

I eat the guys too



[ppeanutbutter]

my teacher showed this to us...weird huh?

[iamboredok]

When I first saw this video I thought, "Is that Johnny Knoxville!?"

[MachoNachoSauce]

nachos are awesome

if you cannot tell then you suck

since most nachos rock

[InPointIndustries]

Nice I just made a short zombie video of my own check it out

[OnlyKickNuts88]

:D

[zuko25]

I don't like Haikus

I don't know what to say now

hey I'm doing it

[zuko25]

You ain't seen ma balls

Ya-Ya You ain't seen ma balls

You ain't seen ma balls

[Nimesh89pwns]

our teacher made us watch this and now we have to make zombie haikus

[0ffspringfan]

You tried to kill me

in my sleep, you zombie fuck.

Made you eat poo poo.

[anoosepeenose]

@0ffspringfan lol this made me laugh,

Eat da poo poo is awesome,

Makes me drink urine.

[anoosepeenose]

@0ffspringfan Also, the offspring!

They wrote sounds of my childhood!

I make sex on face.

[ThatLankyBastard]

Title: Left 4 Dead 2

"How the hell does a

Charger get his arm like that?"

*Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap*

[HALFBREEDBILLYGRAM]

Smelly Dead Fuckers

Follow the Scent pf My Flesh

Choke On "Em Pus Fucks.

[realitygameworld2]

LOL

[jjzwak]

Title: Like Turtles

zombies are so cool

walk slowly with simple needs

spectacular pets

[jjzwak]

me want warm flesh bad

human fluid dripping down my chin

still need more brains ughhhhh

[EvannRachel]

This is fantastic!

[Falloutfan961]

oh my freakin' god

zombies are cool around here

i kill them anyway

its not hard dude it just takes some thought

[4lovenj]

i don't like zombies

bloody clothing makes me sad

are they really dead?

[Mattdallasissosexy]

Zombies eat flesh?

Brains,blood? they just like humans;

my motto "fight back"

[6Mr6Maiden6]

Pick up haiku:

My penis is hard

Like surviving brain cancer

Take off your panties

[slatertots017]

I done ate you brain

But it tasted like poopy

you must be stupid

[Buobmunch]

I recently pooped

It is all over the place

Get a towel now

[2007rys]

Broken toes

Crunching snails

Maple leaf slick

In Autumn rain.

[Arachnidius]

I seriously do not get the whole zombie/haiku/saxophone connection... but, nice :)

[PabloIhnen]

@Arachnidius , the saxophone is probably a reference to beat poetry (i.e. Jack Kerouak, who also wrote haiku) mixed with 80's stand up comedy. Zombies, on their part, are usually a symbol of the effects of mass media and capitalism, and so, the zombies here could represent the artist that isn't "against the system". I'm not saying THAT is THE meaning or THE intention of the creators (99,87% chance it's not), but it could be the semiotic reasons of the mixture.

[BlarghMonsta]

Our english teacher showed us this in class. It was fucking hilarious.

[willa282]

I LOVE IT SO!

[1xrosexredx1]

But spleen does the trick. Haha, awesome..

[anyproblems123]

There seems to be a zombie

who appears to be making dinner out of my teacher

Awesome

[Zubirrex]

Putrid corpse walking.

Where does it go, with it's flies?

Chasing brains, methinks.

[Maxwell5123]

roses are red

violets are purple

i got a shotgun

and im going to blow your brains out

while pissing on your skull

[slatertots017]

@Maxwell5123 o

ok

[zinkpham009]

"I said holy hell What the fuck is the stink smell? I Like My Gravy"

[zinkpham009]

Haiku's are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

[Vladdyboy]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

BRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINS!!!!!

[Kroodor]

It is time to pwn

Turn on my epic leet hax

Oh yeah, boom headshot.

[surf924]

WTF

[damnitface77]

Last breath screams my name

In life she was called Meagan

Now She's called dinner

[iggy5044]

if zombies smoked pot

maybe they'd skip the brains,

and settle for cake

[DustinKingFilms]

I have one eyeball

How is it that I can see?

I'm dead after all..

[Iawyn]

oops, *its lavender fresh

[Iawyn]

zombies in laundry

spinning rinsing rotting flesh

lavender fresh

[jereamygrayrose]

^_^

[CristianApostol]

SWAT

[IamJohnTitor]

lol

[TINMOUSE27]

If you eat someone that has drugs in them do you also get the stoned

[ultramegamanx454]

Sometimes they can run

will you shoot them in the head

Finally! Got one!

[B3asts]

The zombies need slain,

Bring in the ammunition;

I can smell the blood.

[Veevid4u]

Awsome your haikus

Not so talented I am

Here's my low-ku

[KiwiChristian]

that was very cool!

Nice one!

[uksurd]

I like chicken leg piece

when I drive Ferrari,

as Santa can be flying above..

[rosa899101]

my teacher showed us this video cuz were writting haikus and other poetry

[Micheal0559]

Nothing Hurts me now

Normally the screwdriver

wouldn't have gone there

[Micheal0559]

You are so lucky

I cannot remember

How to use doorknobs

[iggy5044]

@Micheal0559 thats plagiarism,so dont copy zombie haiku

[Micheal0559]

@iggy5044 hey dumb fuck, did i ever say there where mine? your are the cancer that is killing the internet, fully read them before you try and make me look dumb. You are a fucking idiot, i never said they where mine.

[themanofthepast]

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Just search on FB for I Fly Nonstop and go to Contests. Again, thanks for your support!

[saxybandgeek1]

hehe our english teacher made us watch this and i was like omg saxaphone!! i was happy..

[FTMrocks]

Brains are delicious

I'd eat them all day, however,

I'm on a diet

[FTMrocks]

Brains are delicious

I'd eat them all day, however,

I'm on a diet

[fryerpie]

the swat team is here,

prejudised against our cause,

oh well their food now

[ugaldeee396]

My dog was missing

So I ate my neighbour`s cat

Then threw up (my) dogs collar . (:

[DoctorChibi740]

My ex is one now

I can beat him/her up again

weird how it is still fun eh?

[ewanl33t]

Vegeta is mad

What is the power level?

Over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!

[TeamPADALEKI]

Ahaha Zombies=EPIC, has anyone read the book Zombie Haiku book. It's awesome.

[dronesandpaperwings]

this made me hungry.

all those who comment are tagged

by me, i want brains.

[wearecabbages]

Brains brains brains brains brains

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains

Brains brains brains brains brains

[ostesvin]

wearecabbages

'twas very funny alas

Haiku doesn't rhyme.

[Jeremy52997]

If I were hungry

I would eat all of your food

Do you have some food????

[lkc1011]

omg josh wat up i was showing my friend this haha see you in class tomarrow

[tumadoireacht]

Haiku the mcdonalds

of self expression-HAH!

[EvilHopeless]

Dreams like a podcast

Downloading truth in my ears

They tell me cool stuff!

[ninjalo89]

When I woke today

I had my mom for breakfast

EEK I'm a zombie

Once when I was dead

A man came to me and said

Have you seen my brains?

[OgyRugby]

The queen mum is dead

She was a gin swilling cow

She looked like Yoda

[SieMARIchan]

Something was missing today

My arm was gone

So I ate someone else's instead

[Doggie1314]

I wonder about

How my life has come to be.

How about yours?

[Mtusername]

I ran home that day.

I was too late I'm afraid.

My son attacked me.

[UnoCoolioPuppy]

@Mtusername hehe i like yours :]

[zalefski]

hahahahahahah. HA. BRians

[UnserPony]

Brains! Braaains! Brains, brains. Braaaaains!

Brains, brains, brains. Braaaaaaains! Braains! Brains. Brains;

Brains, Braaains, Kids okay.

[Parysia77]

Two blood-soaked zombies --

Nice paranormal guys...

What more can I say?

[enanobz]

hahahahhaha neth al mando!

[IrmaCerrutti]

To express oneself

In seventeen syllables

Is very diffic.

[Rosiexxmyrearendxx]

Bleedin Zombies Bleedin coming for me

My eyes  watching fingers stumbling

Legs are trembling as I jabber

[TheAnonymous478]

haikus are not hard

but sometimes they don't make sense

refrigerator

[mearsy09]

@TheAnonymous478 That was on 4chan yesterday :O

[DD5561396]

@TheAnonymous478 That's the best poem ever man. T_T

[TheLivingKorpz]

@TheAnonymous478

BTW, it

"Haikus are EASY

But Sometime they don't make sence

Refridgerator"

Get it right!

[TheLittleGreenMan102]

@TheAnonymous478 you wrote that before...

[marcosar8]

pow u cara passa atras cheio de influensia do demo kkkkkkkkkk

[Bottledcan]

Dead, I imagine

I trust the graveyard for a night stroll

That was a mistake.

[AylerGhosts]

Here comes the summer

Zombie is coming to our town...

We must say Hello.

[RoZiEism]

Finally comes night..

And with it the peace and quiet.....

I might be an owl.

[orphanturtle]

Faces left loved,souls

Gone with the sounds of Death's steps

Hearts left hollow now

[R1DDL3RS]

Sneaking through the dark,

We reap your blood-red painted heart,

That we drink right there.

[Capz541]

Blood is really sweet

It is like coca-cola

If you're a zombie

:P

[brentonalla1]

at about 1:45 i was like WAIT, was that guy on fire? so i went back and he was lol

[goverlord]

Recent fallen dead

Should not climb escalators

Zombies are clumsy

Silent glass office

Zombie dogs crash the window

Time to change your pants

[donttouchmethere]

ridiculously unfunny. and i love all things zombie... apart from this.

[Rifyo]

just fucked up xD

[HarkdaShark]

Yabba my Icing

Headcrab eating my brain

Must kill Freeman

[ninjawalrus]

HL2 XD

[fenway2424]

haikus are fun

but some times random

refrigerator

[readerwriter]

fuckin choice bro!

[alliancefuWoWarea52]

roses are red.

zombies are green.

but sometimes.

humans are just mean.

( lol idk)

p.s. humans from L4d xD

[Marcell2aG]

We might be zombies

But we have holidays too

Happy Brainsgiving

[MusicSongAndPassion]

There was a zombie

His first name used to be Fred

but now he is dead

BAM!

[tortadeaceite]

Composing haikus, the best poems for youtubbing. God damn my ficus!

[thereswaterhere]

wow.

[djbiggyb]

i am the emptyness that is me.

[agentnumalol]

There, four survivors! Armed with molotovs,guns,pills We still attack them. They dominate us. Boomer, Hunter, and Smoker All dead in the street. Saferoom over there! Oh, shit, set off car alarm Zombie horde attacks Tank kills all of them Zoey,Louis,Francis,Bill They are left for dead.

[KingdomHeartskKing98]

lol funny as

[Garth432]

Endless Zombie Hoard

groping hands and soulless eyes

We've run out of shells

Hiding in alley

Flare gun goes of by mistake

Oh no they see us

Blaghurauhuwaugh

Hurughwhua Grawwaghurugh

Blam Blam Blam Blam Dead

[SwingingTheCadaver]

Omn nom nom

Nom omn nom nom

Sodomizing the dead

Now that is a haiku.

[jimmyhoffasbrother]

blood oozing from me

i reach for mother's shoulders

and devour her flesh

Am i the only one who thinks haiku is the mentally challenged category of poetry? i don't think its real poetry honestly.

[bartito677]

i just came up with this one...

like mom used to say

zombie is who zombie does

so i ate her brains

ahahah i love it...

[merigo76]

I can count to five.

I can count to seven too.

Some of you messed up.

[ssheol]

haha

[itachikisametobi]

I say that zombies suck

to kill them destroy the brain

be ready to shoot

[husalover]

haiku's are fun

but sometimes they dont make sense

refridgerator

hahaha my favorite

[greasyvoorhees]

They are everywhere

Hopelessly alone in this hell

Expecting to die

[Paralyzedhope]

One shot to the head

Is all it takes to kill me

please dont tell the swat.

[sumkunol]

Paid for zombie 'love'

She went down low with hunger

and she kept the 'tip'

[crossrob1]

zombie cannibals

would put an end to our race

NO EATING ZOMBIES!

[Thtyler]

pretty weird but very good ^_^

[zombiesurvivalguy]

I say this to all

when theres no more room in hell

the dead will walk earth

[alleison]

YOU COPIED THAT IN A VIDEO!

[bigdudeycool2]

awesome!

[sammosammy]

Epic.

I might get that book actually..

[Gambit777777]

Zombies are a pain

why do they eat so much brains?

shotgun to the face

[reasoninchaos]

brains, brains, brains, brains, brains.

brains, brains, brains, brains, brains, brains, brains.

artificial hip?

[Aquamentus92]

i lold

[reasoninchaos]

i actually cant take credit for this

it came from Zombie Haiku

[disastermasters]

From the ground i rose

Green,decayed, and oh so gross

Your brains look so good

[diabloscasillero]

i am a zombie

rotting into slimey goo

now give me your brains

[Zinobius]

i love eating brains

my skin is gray and im slow

i am a zombie

[TwIsTeDSiStEr99]

this one my friend wrote

This is my cookie

it is sweet and fattening

i love my cookie

[mastermikeNL]

۰۪۪۫۫●۪۫۰it wil rain black blood۰۪۪۫۫●۪۫۰

۰۪۪۫۫●۪۫۰undead wil rise through the earth۰۪۪۫۫●۪۫۰

۰۪۪۫۫●۪۫۰zombies we call them۰۪۪۫۫●۪۫۰

۰۪۪۫۫●۪۫۰the undead Haiku۰۪۪۫۫●۪۫۰

[budgiebudgielover]

Flesh is really soft

but bullets are hard and hurt

your ammo is out

(Eats him!)

[Baconmaninspace]

Haha! You guys look just like Steven from Dawn of the Dead!

Alright, I'll give this a shot:

Trapped in the basement...

Think I hear a search party...

Jeez! They just friggin' shot me!

And anyone who has seen Night of the Living Dead will get that!

Great video by the way

[jimmyhoffasbrother]

omg for real. that ending really pissed me off! it's like the movie was there for nothing at all!!

[Baconmaninspace]

Really? I loved that ending. I mean, it's not like him being rescued would have fit with the rest of the movie

[jimmyhoffasbrother]

well i guess so. but still, it was disappointing. you were hoping for something better. i guess it is the way it should have been.

[thaGuardians]

Sometimes I sneeze blood

It might be because I ate

Some juicy black guy

[agentbikini]

blood clotted in veins

bowels have rotted to mush

did you cut the cheese?

[elchimpo307]

Haikus are easy,

But they don't always make sense.

Refrigerator.

[mastermikeNL]

roflmao

[DaneTheMusicGuy]

Hehe, that's genius.

[LuvzKawaii]

a haiku that i found

From head to black shoe,

daddy, I had to eat you

because Im starving.

[benkai09]

nice

[ZemogTorrents]

Brainzz!

Delicious brains!

They taste like trains.

Brains brains brains.

And:

I once ate Brian's brains.

Yummy.

[RyanMecum]

En la soledad del Tiempo,

en la eternidad de la noche...

¡Coño, un zombie mordiendo mis tobillos!

Abrí la puerta y era un zombie,

al menos no era un Testigo de Jehová.

Las hojas caen lentas en Beirut.

Jamás imaginé que pudiera hacerse una corbata

con mi intestino delgado.

La Belleza es efímera.

[earlymemo]

I am a Zubble Zee, what am I?

[jiffyjappyjeff]

what are they saying? sounds like Trains. . .

Great book. Zombie Haiku :3

[WoWaddict27omg]

Heres mine... I have alot more if u want to heaar em

Biting into heads

Is much harder than it looks

Your skull is feisty

[LuvzKawaii]

that was in the book zombie haiku

[VinRiddle]

Maaaaan that was super funny i never thout that zombies are so dem funny oh man nice one zombies haiku super xD

[NarutoQM]

Notes about the day of *Grhuaargh* the zombie

I'm very hungry

Delicious brains for lunch

I'm hungry again

[2DNoodleRusselmurdoc]

Dumb stupid zombies

eat the end of my shotgun

NO! I'm infected

I look down the gun

check if there's an ammo clip

I pull the trigger