Robin Willims - Golf (full version)

[Zizouskid]

gooooooooooooolllll!! AYAY! :D

[outerpol]

@peruzka: I'm Irish and I find Scottish very difficult to understand. But my friend was in America to see people and through the whole trip he was wondering why nobody was responding to him. He was told when he got home that nobody understood him haha

[peruzka]

I think Irish is far more complicate to understand than the scotland accent....

[Sk8extreme4]

It's so dumb it funny

[jackwdc]

170 Tiger Woods' mistresses

[j1mb4rt0n]

I search for 'golf' and i get this rubbish! If i wanted comedy i'd have searched for Michael Mcintyre

[sankeo08]

rofl



[SuperMakiSaki]

Lol

[j1mb4rt0n]

are the audience high? this isn't funny.

[Abysse45]

@j1mb4rt0n, if you don't like it, why watch the video

[Sonoftoenails93]

@j1mb4rt0n oh no somebody woke up the troll

[WanderLink]

Robin Williams is a famous dolphin right?

[444emann]

Really funny - not really.  Taking the piss out of the Scottish nationalism in with the best Scottish accent since Mel Gibson is acceptable, but leave golf alone.

[Sonoftoenails93]

@444emann try this one: laugh!

[xBananashake45x]

Who the fuck is Robin Willims?!

[kevico2]

@xBananashake45x Puh-leeze!!!!

[Hamstergirl71]

Pebble Beach, Muthafuckas!!

[MrKmc77]

fucking superb haha im scottish and thats absolutely brilliant - best stand up I have ever seen so so funny!

[BridgetR72]

I want to email a link to this to my older sister who plays golf every day, but the amount of times Robin uses the F word would be too much for her. I laughed so hard, I have tears coming down my cheeks. Robin is NUMBER 1

[asdfalicious]

@BridgetR72 just censor the swearing with audio editing software. extremely easy to do.

[gogmorgoth]

cool

[thedoorsdrummerboy]

hey guys come see my swing on my wall and tell me what you think?

[SVWillmer]

240P we meet, fucking hate these guys

[Shrededwings]

golf isnt the last sport where white are superior... we also have hocky

[killit95]

They were the king up until, Tiger. YESSS. Son of a black man and a Thai woman: Not even a German geneticist could thought that one up!

[Rocky951412]

18 FUCKIN' TIMES!!!!!

[iChanging]

I can not hear a fucking thing.

[jonj4080]

robin is the best

[dancingdorris1]

This is some of the best stand up ever

[frits121]

how does this show called??

[VirtualDrivingRange]

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[89Dustdevil]

Robin Williams is an Atlantean and needs constant hydration.

[KRJinkcs23]

haha love it!! kinda always thought thats how golf was actually made lol :)

[bubbles7pjc]

LOL, why does he need all those water bottles?!?!

[JJHRox104]

@bubbles7pjc go watch the whole thing - Robin Williams live on brodway - you'll see why lol

[bubbles7pjc]

@JJHRox104 I just finished watching the show. He still didn't use all the water bottles!

[JJHRox104]

@bubbles7pjc lol i know but he still used quite a few :)

[bubbles7pjc]

@JJHRox104 This is true. BUT STILL! ;P

[wrathofgrunge]

@bubbles7pjc cocaine.

[bubbles7pjc]

@wrathofgrunge He needs all the water bottles because he's on cocaine?

[judettaja]

"Heres my idea for a fucking sport" :D

[bllizzard91gt]

robin williams is awesome!!! i love this guy!!! please help me out guys...where was this taken? what show was this? i wanna see the whole of it! :) thanks a lot :)

[IainDonnell]

@bllizzard91gt Robbin Williams HBO special, live on broadway

[bllizzard91gt]

@IainDonnell thanks a lot mate :)

[JacobGodly]

robin williams, sounds alot like mike myers when he is doing impressions as well xD

[9072aaa]

sooo good ! on target. 

[slashnazis]

We'll call it a stroke cause every time u miss u feel like ur going to die

[StillWaitingForD3]

"Erhm ... golf."

"Haha, golf! Hit the ball with the little tire iron. I'll wack the ball into a gopher hole! Haha, golf!"

"Erhm ... Tiger Woods."

"Haha, Tiger Woods! Black father, thai mother. Buddhist concentration! Thai chi putter! Yoyoyo, I'm playing through! Haha, Tiger Woods!"

[getmyvlogon]

The God of stand up!

[aaliceelin]

"And a little flag to give you fucking hope!" Hahahah!

[MrDarinWarren]

*dislike*

And glad to be one of the 163 people that consider this stuff garbage.

[Hallelujahkay]

@MrDarinWarren Scots...

[whotaughtyou]

HAVENT GOT ANY PASSPORTS SORRY THE DART TO THE LEFT CHEEK DID KIM BASINGER POP OUT WHEN SHE SAYS I'M SORRY NOT QUITE SURE WHAT AGREED

[aidenmckinnon]

Im scottish and tbh that not a bad accent! And also if it wasnt for scotland football wouldnt be what it is today !! Scottish and proud !!!!!

[seancozzi96]

you know, those bottle of "water" MUST be full of vodka.

[iMacAttac]

@seancozzi96 I had the same idea

[flipkid2006]

"Alright, we're on the 3rd green now.......can people be a bit more quiet I'd like to hear the grass grow."

[MrDarinWarren]

Why the foul language?  Sounds like a low rent ghetto welfare bum. Try being funny without swearing Mr Williams. If you can.

[ConcordantMind]

@MrDarinWarren implied _________

[TheRockingDoubleK]

@MrDarinWarren

Haaaaave u seen his movies?

[craigcrawford1988]

@MrDarinWarren Cussing is hilarious, fuck off rentboy.

[MrDarinWarren]

@craigcrawford1988 "Cussing is hilarious" Only for losers.

[craigcrawford1988]

@MrDarinWarren Gaylord.

[Foxkoun]

@MrDarinWarren blame the audience. he can and does do comedy without the fould language.

[MrDarinWarren]

@Foxkoun Yeah, I know. It just seems....."stupid", when people lower themselves to that level of language. And unnecessary. 

[agonizingmilk]

@MrDarinWarren why did u type this...he will never see it

[bbboy]

its weird to see robin williams curse? are you guys serious? he's been cussing his ass off in stand up since the 70s, way before you guys were even born lmao

[ElizabethC3A6]

@Stevo935 I don't think that's 100% water unless your Russian, then it's water.

[drcuz1993]

159 people lost their ball in the sand

[TurkeySnacksINC]

like this for a flat piece for give u f**kin hope!!!

[jasper1666]

Yeah yeah but Tiger found a new sport didn't he.... Fucking!

[xander7ful]

It's pretty funny to hear Robin Williams talk about WASPs, because he is a cousin of the Ford family and he lived the life.

[hockyjocky4]

This has to be the FUNNIEST sports related stand up bit of all time...

[dingodavid]

'Golf'...It's not for everybody

[Stevo935]

Robin Williams sure likes water.

[XxCODxGODx4xX]

Whack the ball, get in the cart...

[OMGinsanity666]

WITH A FUCKING TIRE IRON

[Aeon4945]

Like Robin Williams said, "This is brilliant!"

[Categorycinque]

Yea, Tiger's concentration turned out well for him.

[TheZiglee]

Grizz

[DrIScream]

@TheZiglee What? zzir?

[TheZiglee]

@DrIScream Grizzly bear ;)

[wolfmyth007]

"Fuck no! 18 fuckin' times!"

[carlc1987]

FUCK CROCQUET!!! Lmao

[iwona9229]

Great- Go to Gordon James Golf to watch a real pro.

[Dantekun120]

I just love the cc-Subtitles

[yippitydodah]

ye dinna knes wit yer tecking aboot, murh frand, yers feckwit cont.

Are you making fun of us, Mr Williams, perchance?

[recreatedtiger]

Meth...



[UnseenChains]

For all the people who find Williams unfunny have obviously not heard his stand up. I love him and Craig Ferguson.

[CoolToobmovie]

@UnseenChains For some reason, I enjoy his stand-up infinitely more than I enjoy his movies.

[1shaughness2]

He named his daughter Zelda after the games. This man is amazing

[KruegerLot]

It's rather sad actually, the only time you can curse like a pirate (irony) is when you're a comedian because apparently cursing in your acts is like BBQ sauce with ribs, it goes with the wind, but if you're a movie actor (and I rarely see him curse in movies), you're looked down upon for it, even if it's part of the act, apparently cursing when you're trying not to be blown apart by bombs is a no-no. But that was then, nowadays it's far more different than it was back in the days.

[KerianH]

This is the most I've ever heard Robin Williams swear...

[bbboy]

@KerianH really, cuz this is the least i've heard Robin Williams swear...

[LoiseErnavc229]

lol tell me your fantasies

[soldier93rus]

"CAN PEOPLE BE QUIET!????? I WANNA HEAR THE GRASS GROW! seriously>/

[visualicandy]

LEGEND

[wisdombrent]

how much did he piss after drinking all that water. I mean come on robin even nemo would drown in that much fckn water!

[Lovebeinghappy]

I feel as if I can smell his sweat through the computer. They needed to have a little towel for him! Poor man... :(

[Scodan23]

Robin Williams + Mr. Chow from The Hangover = Best Thing Ever?

[brascody]

1:28

Museums fuck involved

lol

[babytweeze85]

the ball is rolling...the ball is going to the HOOOOOOOOLLLLLEEEEE!!!!

[hanshotfirst1138]

"I want the guy that does Mexican soccer to do golf one time!"

LOL

[AZIlluminati08]

the closed captions are hilarious, they arent even close

[2112Benny]

Akadawt.. Are you looking for Bill Cosby?

[Gouki6669]

I did not see or hear anything, cause i saw the boobs on the right side... and now im gonna click on them

[xelbaga1987]

lol..he destroyed tiger woods

[raeven1212]

I love the blind gay man, "oh dear christ, those clothes are loud, this is not carnival, WTF are you on?!"

[k3vinheyland]

18 FUCKIN TIMES! XD

[xXfk96Xx]

RWJ sent me! :)

[makemesick35]

"Stoners vs Ninja Squirrels one of the great films OF ALL TIME"

[JKINGVMEX]

@makemesick35 haha i get it

[Noway778]

He drink water a lot

[PancakeTVHD]

Raywilliamjohnson brought me here

[DKdrengenDK]

Thumbs up if Ray brought you here! :D

[vZ4CKv]

@DKdrengenDK what a coincedence lol

[MonomKingOfModnar]

Fun thing, Press 4 a lot for amusing sound

[xornado]

I really like when people write in comments everything that is said in the video, and that these comments are the most high rated :P PEOPLE vote like on the video, not on some copycats :)

[CaptainEpic]

lol captions on is epic

[akadawt]

i dont know why robin williams is saying bad word. i thought he was a good guy not a fucking bastard

[laughsquad007]

@akadawt learn english asstard

[satisfiction]

@akadawt ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

[Draknfyre]

@akadawt

It's called humor. Just because a comedian curses, doesn't make them a bastard. He's also portraying a drunk Scotsman.

[Halofreakanoid]

@akadawt : What are you a fucking 12 year old? "He swore he's such a bad man BOOHOO"

Grow the hell up.

[KingCovers36]

@akadawt Kid you need to grow the fuck up honestly

[ProTuner06]

@akadawt You complain about him using a "bad word" but, then you call him a "fucking bastard".

What a backwards moron you are..........

[Scodan23]

@akadawt LOOOOOOOOOOL, hypocrite much?

[Naaga88]

Press 3 repeatedly. There's some weird sex thing goin' on...

[Disturbed4everlive]

152 people arent scottish and never played golf

[totootot09]

repeatedly press 2:06 a bunch of times. it is awesome.

[TheBrittany454]

i love this clip.

[Madrock20]

I put shit in the way!

[RJBad4urHealth]

"Doyealgameekawai?"

"Oh yeah."

"OH YEAH HEAGIMUAWUEA?! Fucktrealibulletsaminetrickbat­mickduweaik?"

"Sure."

"OH FUCK SURE EH?! Aghemen eeyour backside n tweaker ass melbianuuuEEEHHH!!!???"

"Sure."

"OH SURE YA DUMB FUCKIN BASTARD!!?! Ya realize theaway!?!"

You're welcome deaf people.

[GenVirtu]

@RJBad4urHealth

OMG...can believe you were able to type that part.

Your the man.

[devildude232]

can people be quieter i'd like to hear the grass grow... lmao

[04victoriaKlatt835]

hehe sweet sesy doll who is not just all about the looks

[mm2900mm]

"Oh, here's a better part! Of fuck this is brilliant! Right near the end, I'll put a flat piece with a little flag to give you fucking hope!"

[ToXcKrisBoY]

Robin Willims Oo I think he forgot the "a"

[skatnske]

the best version and they spelled the mans name wrong...

ohhh fuckall

[Dankniggah420]

he rollin on E or something? i see about 10 bottles of water...

[raven35]

he's speaking with a welsh accent. it's similar but he's welsh and it just comes out like that

[JustinWomackMusic]

@raven35 He's not Welsh...he's from Chicago. Think before you comment.

[raven35]

@JustinWomackMusic he's not, but his relatives are, which is where he developed his fake accent. Besides, he grew up in Michigan, not Chicago. So maybe you should think before you comment on my comment.

[JustinWomackMusic]

@raven35 His ancestry is Welsh, not the same as relatives. And he was born in Chicago, grew up in Michigan, and then moved to California in the 8th grade anybody who can spell Wikipedia can find that information. Also, the accent he is using was inspired by his trips to Scotland with his good friend Billy Connolly, who, when he's properly drunk on stage, sounds almost exactly like Robin in this clip.

[LOW1711]

I am scottish and I do not see any reference to my accent in this drivel at all,

[JustinWomackMusic]

@LOW1711 Ever been to Glasgow? The accent he's doing is drunk Glasweigan. It's like Billy Connolly when he's really hammered.

[LOW1711]

Yes I have been to Glasgow, and yes the accents are different to mine, in the same way that a person from Idaho has a difference in accent than a person from NH,, But this is not a Scottish accent, just a hollywood stereotyping sort of way, like Scotty from Star Trek ( Actually Canadian ) and nott the real thing.

Speak to me, I AM THE REAL THING !

Nor would I try to impersonate a man from the USA, I just could not do it.

[Wagnerlover777]

@LOW1711 Oh, it's quite simple, really. Just take YOUR accent, and make it as ugly as humanly possible. Afterwards, pile on loads of bad grammar, lightly season with 'asshole', and there you go!

[ColtraneTaylor]

@JustinWomackMusic Its a "bit" condescending to ask a Scot if they've been to Glasgow. Scotland's not a big place and Glasgow is the fucking capital for fucks sakes. And while I'm not Scottish I have to agree, it doesn't sound like the real thing and I've lived a few miles outside Glasgow.

[Cfffx]

@ColtraneTaylor glasgow isn't the capital, edinburgh is.

[PokeMan995]

i wish i could understand half of the shit hes saying! it be awesome if there were subtitles...

[MeistroMac91]

150 ppl wack off to tiger woods

[J88Wolf]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­LLLLLLLLLLLE!

[CKabayan]

how much fucking water does he need.........

[xTheAceGamer]

I told this joke at a church talent show (cleaned up of course) and the place went nuts with laughter.

ROBIN WILLIAMS FTW!

[xxaimpiratexx]

148 people don't like the word "fuck"

[LuraCarisani399]

so Be ready to jump to the world full of pleasure

[hurcules4444]

its me jason!

[iwona9229]

Go to Gordon James Cinema for some good golf and some laughs.

[TheAngelThatFell1]

i didn't know he was scottish. i thought he was australian. the fact that he's scottish makes me love him even more. :)

[sergeantfan3]

@TheAngelThatFell1 He's not Scottish...or Australian. He's American but travels to Scotland all the time. He's also very good pals with the famous Scottish comedian Billy Connolly.

[kirikakirikakirika]

@TheAngelThatFell1 Sorry to ruin this for you... but Robin Williams is American. This is just an act. He has no European background whatsoever.

[MrStig691]

@kirikakirikakirika Apart from his English, Welsh and Irish ancestry I take it.

[IBringWhuppie]

146 losed there fucking ball

[Misshmb19]

Im scottish and a have to say that is very funny! x

[AvonLakeAirsoft]

@sem100brf

Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass.

[ZathuraGirl101]

A Strojke <3

[GigaEXE]

To think, this is the same man who named his daughter Zelda from "The Legend of Zelda" video games. He says his daughter is magical. I say this man is legendary!

[Moreofthesamez]

EPIC

[amber69babe]

FAACK CROUQEHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shadogen]

Fuck Croquet!! I put the hole 100 yards away!!

[Pensfan8726]

Pebble Beach mother fuckerrrrrr

[rockndude87]

141 People are stuck in the rough...and having a stroke

[ebonypopes545]

lool I`m good looking babe, with great sense of humor

[MrNauran]

Gentlemen

Only

Ladies

Forbidden

I swear, that's what they were going for all those years ago...