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  • hey you wouldnt happen to be able to send a download file with the custom macros in it? thats pretty freakin awesome that you made them.

    And i want to code a keystroke macro or the back button, but i cant figure out how to code a left arrow key. HOW. THE FUCK.???!? plz help.

  • ohhhh Delphi my LOVE :)

    the BEST programming environment imo

  • computer delete file C- cat

    bot: c:\drive is now being deleted

    computer NO NO

    bot: files to big for recycle bin

    computer listen i said no

    Bot: did you say GO? files are being deleted , files are completed ,, beep beep BLUE SCREEN

  • FAKE

  • I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

  • I want that on my PC. I always wanted to know where Tuvok is.

    Great job!

  • where to get this ?

  • Very nice! For those of us who do actually know how to program and may even be familiar with Delphi, might you be willing to post a link to some source for this?

  • :36

  • I would like this in linux

  • wow this is great!! you really should please your crowd and make a tutorial video. dont be greedy, give to the needy lol

  • Dude, you made your computer like the Enterprise's computer.

  • ok you're voice is like this guy from Godzilla.

    this is like the best speech recognition ever... where can I find tutorials ?

  • Can you tell me how?

  • lol I like the one from the movie "ironman" more ^_^ but this is nice.

  • Damn, dude! I wish I could give you a few more than five stars! That is awesome!

  • cool where can i get this

  • cool

  • preprogrammed voice commands... the word "relaxing" for music is misleading. especially "something" relaxing. you just preprogram that when the computer hears your voice of saying "play something relaxing", it will always play the same thing. Though it can play a certain playlist(with relaxing songs if you like) with media player shuffle on.

    I wouldn't care for programming that stupid thing...

  • very nice work...how many days did you spend getting the vista program to understand what you were saying???

    you could work wonders with linux!!!!

  • Now that's cool. Now I want that on my computer.

  • PLEASE PLEASE CAN YOU HELP ME DO THIS WITH MY VISTA i JUST CANT GET MY HEAD AROUND IT PLEASE I AM BAGING FOR YOUR HELP EVEN IF YOU COULD SEND ME THE INFO IN AN EMAIL I COULD SEND YOU MY EMAIL INFO PLEASE

  • 0.0

  • awesome .reminded me of star trek computer speech.

  • That is awesome, how did you get it to do that?

  • WOOW... only woow

  • how do you write the softwhere

  • how do you add time and date and status report

  • Write software to do it.

  • what if you havent got vista

  • then you should get yourself a pirate copy of Vista...

  • :( why are you using IE and not firefox :( :(

  • When I'm using Ubuntu, I use Firefox, OpenOffice and C++, in Windows I use IE, MS Office and Delphi... What can I say? ;-)

  • HAHAHA all systems are functionning within normal parameters... I love Star Trek!!

  • where the hell can i get this dude its awsome

  • hey where can i download this? I have used vista's voice recognition but it sucks

  • can you do this on vista home prem?

  • how is this done i have Vista home basic running on my imac.

    How is this done???

    write back please.

  • It's done by writing software... No simple solution! By the way, you wanna bin the home edition of Vista and go for the ultimate edtion.

  • hey i got vista ultimate edition i would wonder if you could explain how to do this im not good at using pc stuffs so it would be good if you could explain every step.. i think this programm is really cool.

  • Nicely done.

  • actually, would be extremely helpful for blind people.

  • why would blind people use a computer? they wouldn't be able to do much apart from listen to stuff

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  • Actually, blind people are extremely resourceful. I read a post on a news board from a blind man who used software to draw fractals on the screen and listened to the audio that was generated while they were being drawn. In general, he used the Internet as a window on the world...

  • vista sux.. except for that

  • such a geek you use IE still.

  • how does that make someone a geek?

  • It makes them a Noob rather. If some one is using MS Dos to visit wikipedia then they're Geeks.

  • hm. well, in any case, I use firefox.

  • dude i wish i had Vista

  • This reminds me of Dexter's Lab

  • that is so cool

  • OMG XD

  • "Locate Mr Tuvok."

    I thoroughly approve. :P

    I wish my current voice command setup on XP worked quite this well.

  • do you need vista?

  • The computers of the 24th century are well on their way towards development.

  • could you please release this program for us to enjoy or at least give a tutorial because most of us don't know how to write programs or have the patients to learn how to.

  • :)) the funniest thing i`e ever seen

  • Voice recognition rocks!!!

  • Cmon man, please post a link to download this, hell even if you charged for it people would buy it.

  • hahahaha that was SO fun and SO cool! really, I enjoyed it. Couldn't you share the program with us, youtube visiting geeks ;) ? "computer, system report!" - I love that :D

  • aaw i dont have a mic though

  • get a mic then! i reccomend XLR types... and getting the kit to wire them to your PC! ASIO is a good thing ;-)

  • except windows is garbage.. on linux i can store my /home directory to another partition, if anything ever crashed, all documents, configurations, settings, music, pictures are still there when i reinstall ;)

  • Yes, admittedly NTFS and the way windows filing systems work lack some of the sweeter features of *NIX unified file system but NTFS does support mount points. If you want all your documents stored on another drive or partition, turn off the drive letter for the destination harddrive and then mount it as C:\Users\ or C:\Documents and Settings\ using the local disk management snap-in.

  • and lets not forget i can surf all the porno i desire on linux and not need a adware or virus scanner

  • Computer, where is Commander Tuvok. I was thinking that and you said it LOL.

    I want this on my vista!!

  • Its pretty much a windows version of the mac software that has the speech recognition only on the mac it works a little better...but on the other hand it is so much better then the speech recognition in vista.....NICELY DONE!

  • Nice background :)

  • Can't you share this program with us? Everyone can't program all these coding languages but that doesn't mean we should miss out on the fun! :)

    Great work!

  • awesome!

  • Dude.. that rocks.

  • were do you download SAPI5.1

  • cooool hooow?? O_O

  • computer, rate this video 5/5

  • awesome .. :)

  • now i really do think you should pLEASE share with other guys... come on make an exe file and we will be so HAPPY

  • commander tuvok haha :D

    great stuff mate

  • You should make a tutorial on how to do that !

  • You should make a tutorial on how to do that !

  • WHOS PLAYING THE STARWARS THEME SONG? lolz

  • Heh, "system is working within normal parameters" Im impressed and jealous ofcourse too!! Just great!! :)

  • can i download that program somewhere?

  • I have vista and i try to do that but it dont work,i have i microphone but when i go in it shows only one line that says if you will learn more about speech recogntion....,any help???

  • its an interactive tutorial that enables vista to learn your accent and it'll walk you though how to setup and use everything

  • I try but says i should go to control panel,ease acces and voice recogniton option,i dont see it

  • control panel > speech recognition options > take speech tutorial

  • Thats the problem,it says only if you would like to learn more more about related tools and support from Microsoft, please visit the Microsoft Speech Online Community,im sure i have an idiot computer:(By the way i gave you 5 stars and a goos subscribe;)

  • what version of vista do you have?

  • I have Vista Home Premium

  • Possible you do have a problem somewhere... I've just gone through mine to check, you click the tutorial and then you speak 'next', etc and it just kinda works...

  • Do you think its because its in Danish?

  • Lol, yup! Only supported in English, German, French, Spanish, Japanese and Chinese...

    Maybe you can add English for speech recog. in your language/region options in control panel, not sure though, you might need the english version of vista to do that.

  • Hey help me please my vista pops up and says "your computer did not hear anything" I also tried with different microphone but still it does not seam to hear anything. please please help

  • this is exactly what ive been looking for, i have vista speech recognition, but i want something tht allows the computer to talk back, pleasee tlel me what youu diidd!

  • hi my name´s mariano i´m from argentina, and i have a cuestion for you, can i get the program Delphi interfacing for my computer or i have to be a programer?

  • oh man you faker

  • nope, just a programmer.

  • wow now thats cool

  • if there any group i can join creating ideal voice recognition. mail me. i DO understand analogue electronics more than a programmers.

    i have 4 filter ideas before the word will be recognized. Also i have idea for COMA.

  • AWSOME I WANT IT! :D

  • Tea, Earl Grey, hot.

    nice job you`ve done there ;)

  • "Not completely useless." That might be the nicest thing I've heard about Vista so far. ;-)

  • vista lol. Don't be lazy just use keyboard or you won't get any type of excercise :X

  • if you speack clearly he can understandyou.great

    good demonstration

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