Why It Crackles - The Expendables

[donniedarkodevotte]

Stop showing the same goddamn advertisement before every video. It's like you guys are on a campaign to make us hate Bored To Death. Congratulations. I hate it.

[kennykiller911]

why the fuck would i watch this stupid channel shit? so i can watch commercials with videos? fck off.

[SteveAndStevesTs]

this waas such a stupid move!!!!!!!!

[GoldenSkyAngel]

watchhdonline. com/the-expendables

[crazynightster]

why they didnt hire jean claude van damme?..he was an icon in the 80's and 90's also.

[LTWalker108]

@crazynightster they did but he couldnt because he was in tailand working on something else (movie?) idk but if there is a sequel stallone said that he should be in it.

[DoubleVixen]

I'm a 17 year old girl, and I loved this movie. Went to see it for my birthday the day it came out, first showing. ;]

[ronaldrj98]

@DoubleVixen yu kno that there ar alot of rapists., nd dey might kno tha date tha movie came out nd iss waz on yo bday nd yu sed yu 17? nd also dey mite find out were yu live from yur channel of hack in yo pc rite? so basically., please dont do that agen., juss tryin to help yu out nd not make stupidass mistakes., nd im not a rapist dude or anything juss please dont do that agen.,

[DoubleVixen]

@ronaldrj98 Please do not tell me to avoid 'stupidass mistakes' when you seem to be the farthest thing from literate.

[ronaldrj98]

@DoubleVixen eyy., im juss statin tha obvious., so if yu want to get in trouble dass yur fault nd iss called slang.,

[Zac39189]

Im sorry to all of you "men"... but this movie was some ol bullsh**.. the movie sucked!!!!!!!!!... first off its not all these action heros, hello the movie is about statham and stallone. Next the villians weren even villians!!!! all they did was whine about their drugs lol... then the dialouge was absolutely TERRIBLE.. All in all this movie is for movie goers who dont kno what a movie truly is....

[ahmizzle15]

@Zac39189 that pretty much sums it up actually except for the part how it just plainly made absolutely no sense at all i mean da girl stays back in that country even though she know the first person that sees her would try to kill her and then she ends up in America anyway and when the part everyone pretty much waits for Jet Li's big 1 on 1 fight scene they get Stallon to shoot the guy fuk this movie suked

[Imtherealsaturnsonic]

i think i need a new pair of underwear!!!! this is awesome!!

[elgrau1]

IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS MOVIE YOU ARE A FLAMING FUCKTARD!! THIS IS THE GREATEST ACTION MOVIE OF ALL TIME. WATCHING THIS MOVIE IS LIKE TAKING STEROIDS. FUCKING SEE IT!!!

[7StoryMagnet]

im not watching a 30 second afvertisement google

youre fucking insane

goodbye

[IauthenticI]

Is this movie where the governator terminator does a cameo?

If so, then it's dowloadable worth, nothing more.

[brian8793]

Does anyone else have a man-crush on Bruce Willis. That guy is cool as shit!

[TwilightEX12]

THIS MOVIE WAS EPIC!!!!!!

My only complaint about this movie is the fact that it wasn't longer, an eternity longer!!!!!!!

[blazer999222]

did i just hey stallone say "epic"

[NightGazeReborn]

THIS MOVIE WAS SO EPIC AND AMAZING!!!!

People were being torn in HALF AND EXPLODING FROM BULLETS!

So awesome!!! This movie is definately in my favorites. I loved how it showed them being complete badasses, but also being human. SO GREAT. [And I'm a girl. xD lol]

[spideyman2099]

It says stallone broke his Neck?Wow

[JinHikari]

@spideyman2099 It's true, and he got a bionic one to replace it...he's trying to steal Schwarzenegger's role as the Terminator. XD

[spideyman2099]

@JinHikari lol

[JustineAna]

For some reason I liked the movie, but I really like Jason Statham so... lol

[SaypheZonE]

this is the official movie for men!

[BrokenneckYgor]

based on the short story, "Homo Milk is fior Fairys" by Stevie Shabolismo

[kelvinsartin]

Man if chuck was in it awww man seen it two times do not bootleg this movie I want a part 2 ...best thing I've seen in a while woth the 10 bucks

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[LivingWorstNightmare]

This movie sucked

Slyvester Stallone isn't much of a commentary actor either. But when you stack up 10 action actors all in one movie, and say it's not over kill, how is not over killed?

All that talk of that "This is a man movie, for strong men" is fucking stupid. It's a movie with a weak storyline, and cheesy fighting, just like most of these actors have done.

[SAD33333333333333]

@LivingWorstNightmare its the most badass movie ever.....you clearly no taste in movies.....

[SaypheZonE]

yea this movie had a crappy storyline but the gunfights were good

[mastaphin]

This thing is going to be so Awesome, SO BadAss, that we will need a new definition!

LOL,

"I don't think that word means what you think it means" (Princess Bride)

P.S. Chuck Norris is going to get you if you don't see this movie!

[mastaphin]

This thing is going to be so Awesome, SO BadAss, that we will need a new definition!

LOL,

"I don't think that word means what you think it means" (Princess Bride)

P.S. Chuck Norris is going to get you if you don't see this movie!

[TidusOwens]

This move is is just bad ass

[Brandon1350]

@Danboy5050 No, you become a bitch and go see The Last Song or Twilight. I take it you never had "two" twins because you had "to" twins, so first off learn some English. Second, grow some balls and be a man for once. Third, most men who call things "gay" and mention sex are so afraid of people thinking they're gay because they're most likely suppressing gay thoughts. It's basic Pyschology. And Lastly, who goes to "Drive-In" movies anymore and who says "bang them" anymore? I'm just sayin'...

[epicdudeisepic]

awesome!

[BeezyLeast]

Interesting names. Especially Jason's Lee Christmas.

[pratikh]

Movie was cool but most characters were unnecessary.

[gallutz]

enough testosterone to get a man pregnant. this is the male version of twilight !!

[jromero2107]

a laggy 30 second add which made it into a freaking 2 minute add.........

[kavewolf]

"sets up easily with umbrella action!"

[pyroboy08]

saw the movie, wasn't that great

[ImTastyc]

@pyroboy08 Yea I feel you. It's like the action scenes were ok but the rest of the movie was pretty slow and boring.

[gears2525]

this was a badass movie

[im7onthe7th]

this movie is qwertyuioipasdfghjklzxcvbnm (thats japan for awesome)

[vjaros1]

One of the best movies I've ever see.

[23Belligerent]

Hell. Yes.

[Amocoru]

This may just be the most amazing movie ever made.

[LiilD12]

i seen this movie last night and now im like addicted to it. It s such an awesome movie

[gears2525]

@LiilD12 same

[bloodrunsclear]

Hot Shots Part Deux had a scene in which it compared its kill count to Robocop and Total Recall, ending the count with 'Bloodiest Movie Ever!'

The Expendables should have an annotation that says 'More kills then Hot Shots Part Deux'

[Tapout2030]

@bloodrunsclear ninja assassin is the bloodiest

[bloodrunsclear]

@Tapout2030

Bloodiest, yes, but I imagine the killcount is actually higher in The Expendables XD

[MrPronto12]

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[atomichead777]

i think my head exploded from sheer awesomeness

[SonDimz]

Most movies have one hero .THIS ONE HAS 17

[technomaniac8140]

This is a MANS Movie!!!!!!! makes you just want to get up fight the biggest guy you see on the street

[GuitarMage77]

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[TheZombie13777]

what the fuck why dont crackle vids work for me ?!?!?!?!?!?

[ictharian]

Watched it. Liked it. Might even watch it again. The Willis/Sly/Arnold scene was well put together. Every scene with Rourke was an emotional masterpiece. Totally not a date movie, thank goodness.

[technomaniac8140]

@ictharian this movie was so fucking badass!!!!!!!!!! its a mans movie! 

[MYNAMEISDANIELSCOTT]

Is Terry Crews Wearing His Shirt Backwards?

[Whysoseriousdude1]

He's Not the Govenor.... Hes the Govenator!

[jadabelle100]

fake and gay

[MavrickRX]

Sly was actually trying to get Jean Claude Van Damme, Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal, but they all turned him down.

[kirk0respite]

It was a fun movie.

[InATelescopeLens]

Well, all they needed to add into this was Chuck Norris. Then it would've been all of the serious action heroes.

[MavrickRX]

@InATelescopeLens Sly was actually trying to get Jean Claude Van Damme, Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal, but they all turned him down.

[codster323]

I have a sudden urge to punch an old lady in the face or do some other badass activity

[drumfreak00]

this movie was so fuckin bad ass!

[orrickvang]

They should at least show Jet Li in this interview.

[CluppHead]

whoa, something really good from CRACKLE?! more like this guys! Sly is a badass. 

[nfarnham2008]

wtf he broke his own neck? damn

[ChuckNorrisAssassin]

SWEET

[QuickQuips]

I grew chest hair just watching this video. I'll be a hairy jungle after I watch this film.

[iwillavengeyou]

@QuickQuips LMFAO!! THUMBS UP YOU!!!! hahah great comment

[kingkongbassbeat]

If your a man and you don't go see this movie you officially have lost your man card . Please mail it in or Chuck Norris will come and get it.

[Nemisis2290]

@kingkongbassbeat Because compared to the guys in this film, Chuck Norris is just a pick-up boy

[OMJosef1996]

@kingkongbassbeat dude i heard this movie sucked really bad, it got horrible reveiws

[TheFlex21]

@kingkongbassbeat

go fuck yourself

the expendables SUCKED

[lawrencetimmons94]

Where the hell's comedy gumbo?

[shaolinmagician]

going tonight to see it at midnight. Can't wait!