StarCraft Geeks Pick Up Girls - Get Her Number!

[hdxgnome]

gg

[ecchibear]

i don't know i feel so embarrass right now @_@

[iceyflamez]

takes some balls to do this ill give them that

[Ptolemaios00]

Destiny Cloud Fist!

[Krufaston]

"It's invisible, you need an overlord to see it." FAIL!

[Diddlemuffins]

Oh God, it was so painful to watch that I couldn't get to two minutes...

[HamburgerExtremo]

I wanna be a boxer u you can say I wanna be a slayersboxer :D

so nice

[OktoberStudioz]

These guys probably get SO MUCH ASS...YOu know how hard it is for a guy to get rejected and keep on fighting ? You guys are troopers !!

[xXKokoBunnyXx]

ROFL!



[SCNewbCaster]

These girls must be desperate. They got a lot of numbers. Where are these girls???

[SCNewbCaster]

What he got her number?!?!? After telling her he'd baneling bust on her face

[michaelzwarszawy]

that chick at 4:02 has one hell of an ass, damn

[megalordcartman]

I laughed my ass off when he said "thats so GOSU!" :D

[iazire]

Do you know who I am? I'M GRANDMASTER LEAGUE GIRL!!

[SublimeSati]

Lots of 909ers

[Go2Starcraft]

4:10 is so epic but it isn?t aa overlord its a overseer^^

[JustusFriedolin]

@Go2Starcraft not in starcraft. in sc2 yes

[RUS38]

what % of numbers you get are wrong? =)

[sandeepkollu]

2:56...thumbs up for weed

[RJSyeah]

these guys are HILARIOUS! especially the big oriental dude!

[berathan90]

3:36 pedofilic

[TheGrubb61]

how many numbers are in their phones 0.0

[MrJr01]

Simplepickup is awesome, but I'm sorry to say... Jasons body language is totally not attractive, he doesn't seem interested , kinda like: I'll probably going to be rejected... Simplepickup should make a video of how to use your body language as well.

[punkfunk212]

@MrJr01 shut up

[RaptorButts]

@MrJr01 I get what you mean, all tensed up.

he's probably amusing himself with it, but a body language video would be awesome.

[DeChief1]

The dark templar tattoo joke was soo funny....you need a overlord to see that shit...lmfao

[14ACFC]

Thumbs up for the lady at 0:32, saying, "he gonna kick the sh*t out of you"

[ZacharyTayl]

kong is the man

[icreamiei]

4:58 for boobs

[lilsnoop103]

4:54 lady touching boobs

[youngjezy23]

hi im kong wanna play with my dong

[gaiakat]

you missed "GG"

[haimmm14dl]

HAHA Laughed at Kongs little run there at 01:31

[BlySS93]

Zerg Rush!!!!! *hugs her* ... that was genius!!! i laughed so hard.

[RayWilliamJohansen]

kassem g ?

[MrZangarra]

4:55 the girl in front lifting up her bewbies xD

[roygib09]

this girl asked me why i came and talked to her one day, i said because the elder gods told me to, and guess the fuck what, i got her fucking number...girls dont give a shit what you talk about, even if its random as elder gods

[Monerasauce]

props guys, you had the guts to go all in

[omar3211]

grandmaster loool

[NxTIR3TuRNI]

3:45 Looove her voice!

[Zinzuvas]

4:56 that is all.

[robpolle]

Wow... That is really hard to look at

[DubAnder]

sniffs her vagina, gets her number.

[OminaOne]

the fact about pick up is that only your appearance and body language counts. it doesnt matter what you say. if you know how to talk with your body and your self confidence is big you can say ANYTHING to the girls. most men are thinking too much about good lines. for nothing!.... learn it - try it - feel it :)

[pinmedown00]

4:58! :D

[zinizterz]

I mean base...

"ohhh okay"

[KOOL2011]

This can'e be this easy. seriously?

[KOOL2011]

lol @ rubbing horse's ass 

[Nailgun80]

Wait! Do you smell that? *Bends over* Smells like fungal growth.

Girl: Erm...Really?...Maybe it's in the trees or something?

Lmfao

[VISP4RT4NIV]

Am I the only who noticed that girl fixing her boobs at 4:56 ?

[magicdragonbleu]

use this technique + psychic seduction = 99.9% succes every time.. 

[VibrantWhite]

I'm in the grandmaster league girl!

[AgGResSiiON]

You're lucky, you get to see the little one. ( Pro player :P)

[AgGResSiiON]

People can't stop that Zerg rush :{)

[omar3211]

loool im in the grand master league loool

[williamshober]

4:54 BOOB FIX lol

[williamshober]

4:45 BOOB FIX!!! Lol

[dorvin167]

@wesideslicer yes. yes she did

[Wesideslicer]

did that girl in 4:55 grab her boobs???????????

[DarkTinman]

I wonder how many fake numbers they got

[PhysStud2011]

@DarkTinman None...they always call the number soon after...

[MrJalinko]

no additional pylons?

[Train1587]

@jaysonr0 it doesn't matter dude not the point!

[Puqpetmaster]

a slayers boxer ... LOL

[TheHorribleTube]

4:54 ..... Girl Playin With Her Tits .

[DreJ983]

"Are you guys Korean?" I was gonna say it looks like your APM must be really high. So true

[iGotTheTopComment]

0:25 is exremely dangerous and IM surprised that the horse didnt kick you

[TheMegaRoflcopter]

@iGotTheTopComment yeah, nearly happend to me when i was drunk in town one night and tried petting a coppers horse.. wont try that again

[Cutter932]

@iGotTheTopComment The horses used by policeman are extremely well trained, not to mention under a certain amount of control by the officers themselves. They're basically brought up to the point where you could shoot off the horse and it would hardly flinch.

[cody88948894]

I watch every one of these and think "girls give fake numbers..."

[skinnyblackmeni]

4:56 i would love to grab those to!

[24Dmalik]

am i the only person who found it annoying that he said overlord instead of overseer?

[OmarLeeMario]

Pick up girls as ROCK STARS...

[jaysonr0]

how much do you wanna bet all those numbers were fake, or the wrong ones?

[Alien626]

why is it when the girls say 626 as area code it makes me wonder if i know does girls

[et5555yang]

What college campus is this? Time to transfer.

[ManBusiness93]

gave myself a little "aww yeah" for the girl that felt her tits at the end of the video

[AbduCola]

Cheaters! They're acting like they're blurring the faces to protect identity, but they're really targeting ugly girls!

[lyles32386]

Hit on girls at your local rehab

[TokyoMonsta1]

You guys seriously helped me out! Thanks

[lordbryannt]

i still don't know how the hell they get their numbers

[B1indFremen]

"All right well good luck ... have fun."

[xKanden15x]

I can't watch this without cringing

[flynnissosexy]

I told a girl she was prettier than a protoss for a pickup line, she actually knew what a protoss was and told me her and her brother played starcraft as kids.We ended up kissing and cuddling for the next 2 weeks.Sadly complications came about and we couldn't date but was good while it lasted.

[AtheylStarcraft]

No top comment about the woman at 4:56 checking her boobs?!

[edwardcharles]

This only proves that self confidence get you places!!!

[christistheOG]

2:30 KASSEMG INTERVIEWS THERE

[MindsUnited]

thumbs up if you saw the chick playing with her tits

[gwidao123]

the blond chick at 1:55 is what we all strive for

[source144]

rofl



[julienm020596]

look the woman at 4:57 :D

[TheMad106]

0:35 the cop is like.. YO we got a zoophile here

[car1dona]

are they in California?? people down there are a lot friendlier than the ones in NJ or NY believe me women in NJ and NY are the worst no matter what race or shape they are all bitc#es

[schnozza132]

4:56 random chick just playing with her tit

[AwesomeDonut69]

ITS NOT A OVERLORD ITS A OVERSEER! NEH

[xKanden15x]

@AwesomeDonut69 BROOD WAR, NOOB

[SetbabyStarCraft]

@AwesomeDonut69 I'm sure they were referring to SCBW bro. Get real.

[psynitox]

@AwesomeDonut69 In sc 1 you can see with an overlord :)

[CoRuPt1oN]

@AwesomeDonut69 STARCRAFT 1 BITCH!

[Rad1ated]

DESTINY CLOUD FIST!

[mshmrlw]

guy: Its a dark templar Tatoo, lower back check it out.

girl: I dont see it.

guy: Ya no shit, you gotta have an overlord to see that shit.

thats my favorite.. I Loled for at least 2 minutes.

[aoallen3333]

2:57 Marijuana leaf ftw

[MineCraftFish1]

sup with the white one always talking about his boners lol

[MineCraftFish1]

1st line, that was the best. Nuclear launch detected rofl

[marqAKAQ]

200,000 strong now!

[ibrahimkhan27]

Did the horse say "Why are you standing behind me?"

[narutosas007]

i love jason

[cooroxd123]

I've been approaching girls quite a bit and getting a girls number is easy. But everytime I get a number it always ends up as flakes. Any advice?

[AuberellaDorkella]

I DIED when he said Holy Check.

If someone said that to me, I would date the fuck out of them ♥

[YouRateThis]

Loool 4:55 feelin up her own titties

[TheRock1]

화이팅! hwaiting!

[TheTender30]

same thing using COD lingo!

[JTTTTTGGGGG]

the beginning is so funny holy shit

[chkvxn]

FROM THE SHADOWS I COME, I gonna try that!

[Luminaire3]

The APM one was my favorite



[Aleho1987]

Most people have to fly a plane into a building to see that many virgins.

[WhoElseButKris]

@Aleho1987 Fantastic, the Russian judge awards you a perfect score.

[DiamondTheJerk]

Is it wrong that i understood everything they said

[wafflehater]

@DiamondTheJerk you play the game dont you

[Avatar230594]

@DiamondTheJerk no it's fine, you may hate starcraft but it's okay to play it occasionally and get the references.

[samurai2828]

Does this work on things like Facebook? Or is this strictly face to face? I realize obviously gace to face is key, however I'm still curious?????

[samurai2828]

You had me at "Nuclear Lunch Detected" omfg hahaha

[silverstreak34]

I like how they show the failures too.

[canef3ar]

@silverstreak34 they do...

[KenLuvsHer]

3:12 kong look like a giant next to that girl

[fivesixdeuce562]

2:57 i know im late guys but you can never unappreciate weed;]

[15baco88]

If you're lucky u get to see the little one???? Does that actually works??? Wow

[xXChooseMeXx]

Day 2 no sign of Darkjoox1's comment

[GrandmaLSRP]

@xXChooseMeXx AHHAHAHa

[CyanidaLightnin]

lol at the weed painting at 2:57

[FalconX88]

every time i see this i have to laugh so hard

[xe3tec]

How did people end up having sex without cellphones? "Can you give my your adress? I send a letter" *kiddin*

[HawkeyeXXV]

Well they say California girls are easy

[Nicro327]

I would like to disperse my units all over those girls.

[idownyahard]

hm I want to be a Boxer...actually i mean a SlayerSBoXeR LOL

[annoythefish]

@idownyahard Laughing at your own jokes, I can't thumbs down your comment enough

[BeginninGTV]

Do fobby ppl.

[ahmiller121]

Wait.. do you smell that? Smells like up dog. "What's up dog?"

[Benno828282]

lol you look like you could use stimpack

[SoiLX]

this is incredible hahahahahah

[lilliesNbees]

"no shit, it's invisible. you need an overlord to see that shit."

hahahahaha so funny.

[FelixDossland]

League of Legends nerds lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[21jakeable]

@FelixDossland Where did you get League of Legends? Lol

[BasketofLotion]

did they seriously delete the one with the vagisil and pornos?

[EasyMuch]

Overlord detect invisble unit now

[iluminandoscholar]

@EasyMuch they did in the first sc

[iDoz3N]

no thumbs up for boob squeeze?

[Alexus095]

yeah the only problem being we never see their faces, so maybe they're all skanks

[noobtube65]

@multi1ryan its so they dont get freindzoned. If they talk about sexual stuff then the girls know that they dont want to be freinds but more you know what i mean?

[Lenard609]

YES, DO A LEAGUE OF LEGENDS PLOX!

[liltery14]

DRESS IN THE WORST ATTIRE POSSIBLE!!! EH? EH?

[Amoder0]

Im in the grandmaster league baby

[MrThatkid831]

thumbs up for the boob grabbing near the end ahaha

[gansterlicous]

3:10 rapist o.o

[Multi1ryan]

you guys always have to talk about sex or something sexual or her or your body when you are hitting on a girl. Why is that?

[whateverpr0ducti0ns]

@Multi1ryan cuz its funny

[oscy98]

Pickup girls by using the arrow to the knee joke

[LiftingHeaven]

Skyrim would be awesome with the arrow to the knee joke xD

[Hebbstone]

Laughing... so..hard...

[Behzey2fly]

where you from? From the shadows i come lmfaoooooo

[pokeguns]

@JimboJ1981 I don't know.. he said Overlord to see that shit, SC2 is overseer, SC1 is Overlord. Trust me, I'm Korean.

[TheGuyWithDaFace]

OHH, go try to hit on hookers xD

[TheGuyWithDaFace]

Pick up girls by being douchebags?

[ceeIoc]

Kong takes creatine yo!

[chocomil94]

nicee 4:55

[SuicidalSoldier7]

THOR IS HERE

[nmgn0007]

Thumbs up for the MILF in the end. :D