Vlog 19: Fella get yo shit together!

[Thegirlthatcamps147]

Brush your damn teeth brush your hair, pop the pimple on your neck & get a job bitch LMAO thats hilarious!

[GiantTalkingPencil]

He's so fudging cute! I want one. ^^

[JuhnLuk]

BITCH, would she let you?!

[asiankid237]

1:24

[sixdegreesofparting]

1:23....and you're still single? XD

LOVED this video.

[supershirleyx3]

HAHHAHAHAHA! "Hey dude, would you hit that?" "BITCH, WOULD SHE LET YOU?!" you are GREAT!

[iBeYewrDork]

If he always looks and sounds like he does in 1:23 , I don't understand why he single .

GOD DANG .

[justysiauk]

I looooove 1:23!!!!!!

[MrFreshcola10]

i have braces DDDDDDDDDDD: 

[PokeCenter]

1:23 sometimes I wonder what your real accent is... if it's this one, OH YESSSSS!!! <3

[YasutoraChad4ever]

Nose bleed at 1:23 O_o if a man would come and do that to me...ohhh...nose bleed again..xD...

PS:I'm a man too :)

PSS:David...i envy the girl's,u'r cute,funny,smart,and (excuse my language)FUKING handsome :)

PSSS:Sorry for my englishxD

[betsabe3000]

@YasutoraChad4ever Creeper much?!!!

[betsabe3000]

@YasutoraChad4ever Wait are you gay? Anyways i played that part like 5 times. So even if u r not gay I don't blame you.

[Xmoua2671]

Did she crack our code?

[tenshi7angel]

Get a job bitch! :D

[TJ21tshu]

thumbs up, if you want david to do a video where he talks like at 1:23 the whole video through :D

[joduyt]

that is so true, then when u say ur in a relationship they get rowdy and rude........('.')

[rawrzz0001]

Ive been watching his videos for like 2 hours now. David FTW :D

[mncakid100]

YOU GAVE OUT OUR CODE!

[kookoo4kimchi]

i didnt know u cld get pimples on ur neck o.0

[kookoo4kimchi]

u can get pimples on ur neck o.0? lol i didnt know that

[quangluu96]

@kookoo4kimchi you can get pimple anywhere that contain SKIN, basically anywhere outside of your body, yes i have pimple i have them on my backs too.

[Amornwan161]

1:25 ... DAMN

[roundbunny]

just started watching your vids today and cant stop!! your vids are so funny, love your witty comments :) keep up the great vids!!

[musicaddict013]

When you said "Don't be a scrub", I thought about TLC's song... "I don't want no scrub, a scrub isn't gonna get any love from me." XD

[coolazdude94]

i subscribed recently and ive watched like half of david's videos ur awesome dude LOL mad funny

[Comicosh]

You sound american

[AliaSpring]

....hey wanna get married? lmao <3

[iamyourimagination]

OH MY GOSH THANK YOU! i've heard guys say that all the time like behind my back "would u tap that"...yah i wouldnt even LET YOU!!! ew! and this one guy took a picture of my breast real quick in the classroom....i got soooo pissed off... -____-" anyways, THANK YOU for claryfing everyyything that i've been trying to explain ^o^<33 including guys calling girls ugly! lmfao! XD i liked it when u said "yo quasimodo ass" lmfao XDDDD

[MissKateDp]

who else thought his voice sounded really sexy when he was in that black shirt!

[oliviasweet02]

how can you sound a color.

[AWESUMBLUFIYA]

i still use tigobittes

[hummiemd]

demon talk lol

[CatfishShotgun]

I'm happy <3

[hawaiitrog]

damn you sexy! id rape you..

[WaTaMeLoNTeA]

skittles and crack rocks? got it!

[otaku0219]

1:27

plz dun tell me i'm the only one who finds that adorable?!?!

[Sharmoo93]

1:23 <3

[funkylcd]

wake up call. ta.

[AmyKilU]

1:23 I was swooned.

[lulu88ize]

david sounded and looked pretty sexy at @1:23

[Shawnaisweird]

@lulu88ize I agree.

[OutcastShadow7]

This vid is so true. A real man is 1 in a million these days. I'm working on being that 1. :D

[amandooxface]

LOLOLOL THIS.

[THIKKnASS]

1:24.. u single??? why u so sexy??? *wink. lol

[ExtremeColdBlizzard]

lol i like how some of the advertisements in this video are about losing weight!

haha David ftw!

[OwSpamHam]

1:26

extreme makeover. face edition.

[MardalProductionz]

tit ol biggies

[liberty1211]

1:23 OMG :D:D:D sexyyyy hahahah ><

[iateurdad]

@ 1:26 I DIED! :B

[Xhaterlover]

Umm my voice doesn't sound like a color...the way you speak is not dependent on your race assholes...just because I'm black doesn't mean I need to speak in slang & with poor grammar. & just because I speak correct English doesn't mean I "sound white"...ignorant ass mf.

[yourtornpictures]

@Xhaterlover preach.

[ohheyitsstar]

1:23



[MegaMichiee]

<3 <3 1:24 WOW!! <3 <3 smexyy!!! lol

[ErisuKimi]

Love your demon talk.

[Enzzyify]

@killme13 hmm thats a tough question? What does a white person sound like to a british person?

[alternativerockie]

Who else plays back 1:23 repeatedly??

:)

[theazn07]

@alternativerockie nope. i played back 1:27

[shinysun1]

B****H,WILL SHE LET YOU HIT IT

xDD

[flipinay22]

HAY WASHUP GURL YEW WAN MAH NYUMBAH?!

[laniebcx]

BEST at 1:23

[sarahhbearass]

so cute haha

[Soudchay3]

15 people can't get their shit together lol :)

[Fuzzball000]

XDDD ahahaha. Yeahhh but I wish guys would just act like they like you when they say they do

Not this: "Hey...I really like you"

"Oh really?" "yes..."

Next day : "WHY THE FUHH DID YOU DITCH ME?!" "BITCHIMWIDDMIHOMIES"

. . . . . = = ;;;

[Zacktor]

hey can i ask how do you get a girls to like you i feel like a lot of girls are put of my my height and appearance i feel they see me and their like omgs fuck he big or hes boring no matter what i do i cant get a gf they use that bullshit im a lesbian thing if every girl i asked out was a lesbian then their be no straight girls left xD

[iloveyahhhx3]

awww i love 1:24 

[MistressSerenity]

whole fucking heartedly agreed :)

[residentofpluto]

I want a friend like you!

[1CLKL]

I love you.

[ronnychasengnou]

im his little sis so i ment ronny casengnou (chaz-zen-new) thekorean guy is cute only nine beotch!!!!!!!!!!

[ronnychasengnou]

waaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!! im only 9

[kaysie89]

Lmao!! I agree with that. It is always the losers w/ no jobs that always tryin to get girls. [no offense] haha.

[Nikokami]

@kaysie89 hawt guys don't need to 'get' the girls~ they come to him~ >W<

[MrProHLG]

1:22... Swag =P

[dysfunctionalangel1]

Don't go for looks cuz looks don't last

you know what they say:

"F*ck the body, go with the mind"

[blazegear32]

1:22 HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. *swoon*

[runey5]

so your saying i wont get a girl friend cause some of my teeth are Crockett?

[Raginggunfire]

pimp giggle XD

[retroxkid89]

1:22 OH MY GOD. :D:D:d

[SammyVampire19]

"Bro would you hit that?" "Bitch would she let you!?" xD

[polpaul225]

I fell in love at 1:23 

[VnDynasty]

I know I can get that kind of girl tho David! Watch me hater... lol

[GameTheBlood]

i got a job and already hate it -.-

[sethdavidcoulman]

PIMP GIGGLE... YES

[as67as]

Please make a get yo shit together video with ricky shucks please.

[4everKPOPlove]

..i..

*gasp!*

Did she crack our code?

[ArvallParrot]

1:22 Sweet jesus!

[synkd9]

"hey washup gur you want my nyumba??" lmfao

[Enzzyify]

it is so annoying when ppl here say omg u sound black but ur asian stop actin...its normally because of where ur from. I'm black but i grew up in a mexican neighborhood so i sound mexican n speak spanish . some of my friends are white but they grew up in a black neighborhood so they sound black. same with asians. so ppl jus stop it wit that shit. its not their fault they sound like that .

[klime13]

@Enzzyify

Quick question... what does a black person sound like compaired to an African.

[AliBanana1493]

@Enzzyify true that.

[TheOgicecream]

@Enzzyify im korean, and i grew up with a bunch of koreans, but i still sound like david so (not singing wise, this guy is god) :).

[Enzzyify]

@TheOgicecream i didnt say thats what happens to EVERYONE.im just saying most of the time it is because of what you hear as a child from your surroundings.

[daveoncooper]

this dude is my nigga

[gogooglelelefjog]

Don't be a scrub

[gogooglelelefjog]

Funniest YouTuber ever

[humiu4]

ur not that funny anymore -_-

[schnookums54]

too hilarious!! so much truth!

[AZnJERKEr09]

HUUH?!!!

[THELOZANOBROTHERS]

1:21 i laughed ass off!

[estherisyummilicious]

you are .. so black for an asian

AND YOU ARE AWESOME. <3

[quiksilver0000]

haha thumbs up to YOU for having the courage to make this video.

Most guys on youtube just diss women and then.....think men are perfect or something. LOL

[NguyenJDM]

Can u plz tell me ur clip size for the hair I tried for months and could find the fit

[NuNuSoukie22]

MMMMM You so Fine!!!!!

[maivkib]

LOL!! FOO WOULD YOU WAANA BE WITH YOURSELF!!! LOL!!! GOSH DAVID!!!!!!!! THIS JUST MADE MY DAY! LOL

[mellchannn]

omfgofmg i love you!

[teshino9tweety]

i love you

[siggysandwich]

skittles + crack rock. got it :)

[biancasimone8994]

Asian Stefan Urquelle @1:23 <3 I love you David!!!!!!

[mangotronster]

never tell anyone there ugly because ugly starts with "U" not "I"

[msswift08]

@mangotronster o.o huh

[RandomNumber56]

Is it bad if my finger smells like burning plastic?

[AJones413]

uh... did she crack our code? LMFAO

[beautiieforyou]

omg.. 1:23 <3

[cycic232]

@beautiieforyou no. 1:27

[okswagg60]

(IN MY BILLY D. WILLIAMS VOICE) SKITTLES + CRACK ROCKS 60 % OF THE TIME IT WORKS EVERYTIME

[Bre2995]

"No job havin, broke ahh scrubby lookin ugly ahh fool!"

#Died!!!!! :D

[TheBigDead0ne]

Work out? Seeing that you have a really hot girlfriend, getting fatter must attract them more, I wish I was fat like you :(

[singingsoccerstar11]

@TheBigDead0ne if you think about it, this really isn't a compliment...

[TheBigDead0ne]

@singingsoccerstar11 Damn right! I'm gonna hit those cookies ASAP.

[punkstarXL]

lol BITCH, WOULD SHE LET YOU?!?

SO TRUE!

[cheerios4canaries]

BITCH your quasimodo looking ass be callin' someone else UGLY LOL

[kristelcoleongco]

hello sexy chinky man... pls pls pls do a vid about courtney stodden... love you to bits!

[WillFireStudios]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

[RS22s]

omfg LOL. "aye would you tap that" <---me and my friends. "BITCH, WOULD SHE LET YOU?" rofl

[glenzheng]

Hey David do one on text message grammar :)

[katiillac]

@glenzheng YESSSS



[wediscobear]

HE DOES NOT SOUND BLACK.

YOU APPARENTLY DONT BLACK FRIENDS

[MysteriouzBrown]

@wediscobear And whats that supposed to mean? Are black people supposed to sound a certain way? Nope.

[JKFCUMLANDDOWNUNDER]

13 people can't get their shi† †øge†he®

[Chibirobobot]

AHAHA quasimodo looks!

[aidyl00park]

lolol the demon talk at the end.

[pigsbum53]

WOOHOOOO YOU SAY IT DAVID THANK GOD FOR MEN LIKE HIM...now..let me just find one around me...do i seriously have to go to the states to find men like him?? really?

[asianwithswag]

SCRUB?

listen to tlc <3

perfect definition.

[xreckley]

funny =)

[robertsrashad]

Stop asking him if he's black or saying you sound black. As a black person I feel like you're generalizing my entire race. Like we're genetically predisposed to sounding a certain way... WTF!

[MrsChrisBreezy128]

@robertsrashad THANK YOOUUUUU! dido!

[yukipham18]

Love the part where he's all dressed up and speak in a low sexy voice. Didn't know he could pull that off, no offense

[eurogoldexchange]

My shit's always together until I take a dump..

[AdognamedOp]

Lol, someone called him a "chigger". 

[LilyEezBack]

13 scrubs dislike this video

[philrockstheworld]

Hey david you should rap haha

[Silverstarbeam]

There needs to be an episode about texting grammar and real grammar in real life. I hate when people type 'Lyk Dis'

[InfernoRed54]

you black or what?

[mucicalkittycat12]

@InfernoRed54 What do you mean. Just cause he's Asian doesn't mean he has to act like the Asian stereotype that you may think. I'm black and I act white as hell. Just matters where you grow up.

[MysteriouzBrown]

@mucicalkittycat12 OMG you guys are so ignorant. Theres no such thing as acting white.

[mucicalkittycat12]

@MysteriouzBrown Ok That was my bad. I was telling someone off for that specific reason. My bad. I mean to say I act like that stereotypical way. Trust me I'm not ignorant at all. I promise, I worded it stupidly.

[TaYdUrToTt]

So why don't you get ladies 24/7?!?! You're preaching the real shit here! :D

[0Tamiyami0]

David, 1:23, do you really talk like that?......^ ^

[333oceanbreeze]

preach it david

[wildboyz322]

if you close your eyes and just listen to him talk, he sounds like a genuine black guy xD

[begforFELICIA]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *dies*

[odabuu]

i don't know why, but it's hard to find a hot one wit her head right

[FadedFromWinter]

David, I cannot thank you enough. I've had a pretty bad week, but I've spent the last 2 hours watching your videos laughing my ass off. You're fucking awesome.

[MasterxKenobi]

Pop your pimple?! Damn Timothydelaghetto aint gotta like this dude moving in on his subs ;P

[MyAngel9644]

" bitch would she let you?" LMAOLMAOLMAO

[xOrashix]

WIT YO QUAZIMOTO  LOOKIN ASS!!!!

[MegaDanie88]

U ON YO PIMP SHHHHH DAVID LOL <33

[ynstmmj]

stop doing vlogs they are not funny they are you trying to be funny. But man ur kim jong and football and krmpty vids crack me up yo i hope you make more i know they are more work for you than these half assed vlogs but hey no pain go gain

[445h]

@ynstmmj then it's simple, every time you see his vlogs, you ignore it.

[TheGeeksftw]

@ynstmmj Go fuck yourself

[aerowolfy]

@ynstmmj dont watch then.

[vpeun]

Your baby will so cute. I can imagine.

[gokusupersaiyajin6]

I cracked up laughing at 1:27

[KaylaLikes]

this is genuine Gen-U-INE Fine!