How to Get Rid of a Jehovah's Witness

[Stifsim6]

Plan A: Simply tell them you are not interested, and ask them to leave and not return.

Plan B: I state that God is an imaginary friend for adults, they cannot wash my brain, and ask them if they can outrun my Dobermans to the property line.

Plan A is hit-or-miss...some of these guys are good at what they do.

Plan B has never failed.

[carehappens]

cocksucker!

[thuggie1]

LMAO LMAO

[Ukikie]

FBF. Fake but funny.

[zman9t4]

I throw on a muslum outfit and say ' hello?'

[outdoorsguy]

Say "No thank you. Please put me on your do not call list". They might protest a little, but they will respect it. - Former JW turned atheist...

[Stifsim6]

Sound, and respectful advice you have offered. (Having imposing looking dogs never hurts, however)

[JasonBrazen]

lol

[wp4866]

now that shit was funny

[Angerfist2]

0:03

Hi now get the fuck out of my house.

[kfdyy]

Hi! My name is Slim Shady!

[TheJavaTripper]

PWND'

[johnnysgotaproblem89]

What about just telling them you were disfellowshipped? They will never come back once they hear that magic word.

[hartistry1957]

Quick! Act like beanbag chairs!

[MrDankTrees]

i'm going to purchase a Satanic Bible To Whip Out In Their Faces.

[MrRAPTHUG123]

FUCK! Jehovah's Witnesses

[smellthedailyfresh]

Just post a sign that says "Apostate" and they will stay away. Just try it.

[Hazza181]

wow you have i skill, reading all 2 scriptures with the new translation book closed

[wrio123]

I have a sign on my door that says, No JWs, Mormons, or salespeople. This means you! You've been warned!

[born2bsum1]

lolz fake!!!

[themakersofbutter]

Way the hell man not cool

[XxUnitedAsiansxX]

i just loled hahahaha

[dadedaurice]

what is he reading? the book he has isnt even open

[generalcircle]

GET A FUCKING GUN.

Thank me I saved 31 seconds of your time.

[Lizz350z]

LOL



[wafflezattack]

im gonna try it right now :D

[MichaelEppinetteTV]

lol they were just here so i got my cd player and played Slayer- Raining Blood!!!

[EtsMeJago]

this is stupid.

[libertatus]

Whap! Smacked down with the Bible!

[truthoutmedia]

gay looking cunt

[stormrider3986]

@ROckMusicLOv3r SURE... UR IN AMERICA BUT IM NOT AND UR A BUNCH OF BLIND IDIOTIC DICKHEADS!



[MichaelEppinetteTV]

@stormrider3986 well someone is having their time of the month...

[tommygun649]

This is the funniest thing since the sneezing panda!!

[tommygun649]

HILARIOUS!!

[koconut8888]

I'm a Jw and I must say it still was pretty funny

[Turian100]

Was that Chuck Norris?

[triplethelength]

my uncle told them he worshipped the devil and and grabbed a pair of fake horns and chased them cause they kept coming back to his house- true story

[NoraInuUzumaki666]

Lolmfao!!!!!

[zacefrongte2009]

Wait n c when Jehovah comes down wipe out the wicked ones u'll c

[simbeau]

That's right. Use a book about a fictional god to beat up a guy talking about a fictional god. I love the irony.

[TheMenghi1]

@simbeau --While not a Jehovah's Witness, I'm curious about your criteria for false gods. What are you basing this opinion of yours on--inauthenticity of the Scriptures, lack of history, logic, etc? Just curious.

[papagopride]

thats not funny

[evelyn115193]

@PotatoPast

That's not true were not starved were fine they feed us fine and they do hit us I'm a baptized Jehova's Witness and I haven't been spanked since I was 10 an if ur BEHAVE they wount hit u

[robdotcom71]

I invited them in once... started to nod my head like as if I was listening and then got a beer out of the fridge and started to drink and smoke weed in front of them... never saw them again.. WIN!!

[harv1911]

There right this rotten worlds full of apostates and false preachers.You know I've done years of martial arts and body control and I will soon be a jehovahs wittness i stopped all of that due to there "learn war no more" but if I ever meet you weather it be in the preaching ministry or some other time I'd be more than thrilled to kick the stuffin outa you!!

[PotatoPast]

LOL!! I hate jehovah witness, They beat the living daylights out of there kids. There kids are always looking like starving children in africa but worse off there kids are exausted and have lack of sleep. I just grab a knife, hammer, or anything laying around and start beating them with the object.

[rockguyjw]

@PotatoPast cuz i'm currently looking like a starving kid from africa right? get your facts straight

[lindenmeadow]

While I don't have any love for the JW faith, I'll readily ackowledge that videos like this are just silly claptraps--not to mention extremely mean spirited. And then I look at the comments and all I see is people saying the ugliest things to each other: non-JWs mocking JWs, and JWs returning insult for insult. Can you say "hypocrisy"?

[Gemeni3insane]

@lindenmeadow the peaple here has no respect.

[skateordiety27]

im 12 and wut is this

[TheNatu103]

@skateordiety27 jehovas witness is a thing where a bunch of jews (i think or christans) go around door to door and try to "convert" you right there and then to their reliegon and stuff, generally i suggest you just pretend you are not home if they knock on your door

[123MrBurg]

Funny video, but a JW will not use any Bible reference unless they are proof-texting, and then it will be from their own corrupt bible.

JW's are a cult, remember that.

[puffolotti]

It simple: divide in couple, and set up an e-mail exchange pretending being sado-maso perverts, with a fetish for punching and kicking men (or women) of faith.

Put in the e-mails: "You should pretend being unaware from begin to end, and struggle"

Eventually make fun with neighbours about it.

When comes one, do it and when he sue you, show the e-mail exchange telling you were waiting a masochistic partner and the man of faith used by mistake the password.

[darkkristian22]

i want to become a JW just to piss people off

[lforan1]

Religion is a load of shit! its all because your all too scared to die and want to believe in something after life...there is far to much scientific proof of how we got to be where we are and how earth was made.....bible is just a bunch of random pagen stories put together in a book and all you dicks believe it!

[EmoWolfGurl360]

Alright make fun of Jehovah's wittness. You dont kno anything about us, we speak the truth, we read the bible everyday, so we kno what we're talking about. Be disrespectful. People say they worship God but really, ur being stupid and under the influence of satan. So keep making ur video's, go ahead and praise satan, becuz i know that i live every day hapily knoing i'll b saved by my loving heavenly God, and u'll die a sinful, and painful death. And you can blame yourselves for it.

[asenboi]

@EmoWolfGurl360 Hahahahahahaha!! Why don;t you go and die you jesus freak. Ave satani you puny man whore. The whore of babylon and satan are all awedsome. Now get butthurt and watch me get possessed by a demon you son of a bitch BLURGHHUHUHUHUH!! AVE SAtANI BLURGHUHUHHUH hajdhsajkfhaudsbngfdshb AHHHHHHHHH!! TOLLE CORPUS SATANI I LOVE ^^^ HELL FUC<K VIRGINS FUCK JESUSAHgdjkasdfhajksbbfajksbg.­.........................Fucki­ng jehovah witnesses.

[lforan1]

@EmoWolfGurl360 BUUULLLSHHHIIITTT there is no god!...first reason yeah...'in the beginning god made the heaven and the earth' well no he didnt we have proof that earth exists due to science i.e chemicals that made us and he did not create humans out right, we have proved dinosaurs lived millions of years ago as we have their bones.....what proof do you have....umm none!

[belowthesmile]

FAKE!

[9ronaldo7drogba11]

22 people are stupid.

[MeerkatOfInfinity]

13 People were door to door JWs.

[rockguyjw]

@MeerkatOfInfinity and I'm one of them and am proud to be. what people don't get is that from the beginning you can politely tell us you're not interested and we'll leave you alone

[MeerkatOfInfinity]

@rockguyjw Sorry, couldnt resist. Its Satire dude.~ I'd honestly say better than the Mormons.

[rjky1986]

@MeerkatOfInfinity they must be growing; they're up to 41 disgruntled door-to-door harassers....

[Sage80]

@MeerkatOfInfinity I'm not and this video is stupid.

[AlwaysOutspoken411]

Um... I thought jw's weren't supposed to be gay...

[PMFilmworks]

@AlwaysOutspoken411 They are watch your butt!!!

[shooster11]

Yeah, that's pretty funny!!

[PMFilmworks]

Hahaha !!!!

Every body hates JW's because they are ANTICHRISTIANS, I just pity them for NOT having Jesus in their lives and letting their lives being stolen by FALSE PROPHETS and follow the Masonic teachings of Charles Russell, and the drunk Judge Joseph Rutherford.

[VanguardGames]

@PMFilmworks Please explain! I'm pentecostal.

[PMFilmworks]

@VanguardGames Charles Russell was a mason he was the fopunder of the JW"s, He's buried in a Masonic cemetery in Pittsburg, PA under a Great Pyramid (pagan) Watchtower paid for that, "Judge" Joseph Rutherford was a drunkard who re-named Russell's association as "JW's" in 1932, changing many doctrines Rusell tought like the Cross, celebrating Christmas, birthdays, the blood abstination, changed the dates of Russell's prophecies and bought a mansion BETH SARIM to receive David and others in 1935

[ReverendLondo]

@PMFilmworks They'd be no worse than regular christians if it weren't for the fact that they seclude themselves from everyone else.

You're just as crazy as they are in my book ^_^

[PMFilmworks]

@ReverendLondo I guess they have many flaws that exclude them as Christians:

-They follow a cult created by a mason.

-They deny the deity of Jesus (Antichristians)

-They are already condemned because they don't believe in Jesus

-They blaspheme the Holy Spirit by calling Him names (I won't pronounce)

-They are false prophets

-They alter God's word...

Should I keep on?

Jesus saves, there is NO OTHER NAME fgiven to men in which we are SAVED.

AMEN

[ReverendLondo]

@PMFilmworks Do you own a computer, or are your typing this out at a library?

[PMFilmworks]

@ReverendLondo I own a computer I haven't gone to the Library in a while.

[ReverendLondo]

@PMFilmworks That was a SERIOUS question, by the way.

[PMFilmworks]

@ReverendLondo and that was a serious ANSWER by the way.

May Our Lord and God Jesus bless you

(John 20:28)

[Guineapig300n60]

@PMFilmworks yea those guys are so stupid i mean they belive in their imginary frinds what dumbasses we will be saved and they will be in hell geting hot pokers shoved up their ass so gulible and stupid we are the real thing they re just blind sheep following what their told by stan not the word of jesus crist

ignorant people

-your fellow in arms

[candyandi28]

I LOVE YOU...JEHOVA WITNESSES ARE ALLBRAINWASHED FUCKIN IDIOTS MAN...they try to use insults to end the "debates" when they get proved wrong :p

[babyjesus484]

damn its shamefull 2 c so many stupid ppl

[jonlovesyou1]

what a twat!!

[DeeStinger1]

ROFL. Yep. That'll do it.

[TheFunkyAssasin]

BEST FIRST PERSON ACTION GAME EVER! When does it come out?!

[EasilyWowed]

As a former JW: LOVED IT!!!!

[DarkenedPsycho]

Nice video lol, let's watch the touchy religous fanatics whine.

[R0ckMusicL0v3r]

Welcome to the free world, jackass.

[R0ckMusicL0v3r]

So what if he's making fun of your religion? This is America, we can say whatever we want to say!

[changitalover15]

u know wat.... this was not funny in any way...u making fun of Jehovah witnesses is not cool...maybe that knock in the head with the bible will knock sum sense in to u..!!

[candyandi28]

@changitalover15 lol...um...you guys don't even read the bible...you guys use the "Watchtower" or some crazy ass shit like that, correct? oh and you guys dont go to church (even though claiming christianity) you all go to a place called....the kingdoms hall...am i still right? ;)