Rectal Smegma - Half Baked Baby Flesh

[blabla8762]

i have the two most AWESOME things ever with this video

a Boner and a good song!!!! |m|

[newcastlekingdom]

The picture gave me a boner hard enough to dent a car.

[PtahSeker92]

tori lane <3

[Ometopada]

It`s like i would be embarassed to post this on Facebook wall cause i have people from the church on my friends list... Then again... WHO GIVES A CRAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This stuff is siiiick!

[wrestlingfan12321]

@Ometopada please do it, for the entire metal/goregrind community

[x666xGamer]

From the guys who brought you Mastermovies :)

[gambadude]

the best things of grincore songs are the intros

[ANARCHYGOD2012]

Picture is epic lol

[TheExXquisite]

only the name of the band makes me puke

[kingstea1]

it sounds like hes puking. i like death metal but this is shit. and the record company that signed them should be nuked. and fuck any one that thinks this shit is good cause even the musician ship sucks.

[jacksonlefteye]

fucking love that picture

[SplatterdaySaints]

I seen the film the covers from lol tori lane dominates that bitch

[Chrisz1126]

great song, great band! I love it

[gegenpauls2010]

Gay intro is from?

[lowcash000]

like the cover....

[Bonghitter06]

Holy shit! I can't believe I typed "Rectal Smegma", too. And here it is. And, there's Anal Blast, there on the side. Would ya look at that?

[Rebelsepeter]

ooh nooo its dutch, why is it dutch, i was proud on Holland (you know worldchampionship ;P) but now.. i can understand the beginning: excuseer mij ik moet schijten. mag ik mee?

in english: excuse me i have to shit.

Can i go with you?

[xHUTSEx]

@Rebelsepeter lol is dit een nl band?

[Rebelsepeter]

@xHUTSEx hoor het begin dan, goed luisteren xD

[x666xGamer]

@Rebelsepeter MM4L

[bob20202020]

I'm yankin my crank and tappin my toes

[21Bouncer]

i clicked for the picture

[spiderjerusalem100]

It's strange that this was the last song Whitney Houston performed vocals for.

[MrMethadrine]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!



[schalleepimp101]

ahh...tory lane <3

[Slaytallidethrax1]

how the fuck.......... did i actually enjoy that

[gegenpauls2010]

Wenn das der Führer wüßte!

[HankHillshred]

i laughed at the name of the band so much i had to click on it

what the fuck does the word smegma mean?

[wrestlingfan12321]

@HankHillshred its that whit yellowy stuff around someone's dickhead, if someone does'nt wash it

[ChristianU2ubeh]

@wrestlingfan12321 So it's like duck butter?

[dereksmallsuk]

@ChristianU2ubeh H AH AHAH A HA HA HAHA etc etc .....

[ChristianU2ubeh]

@dereksmallsuk What, duck butter fucking sucks.

[wrestlingfan12321]

@ChristianU2ubeh if that's what its called in english then yea

[Hammersmashed68]

Words of advice...if you REALLY don't want your band to become mainstream or have ANY airplay on radio stations whatsoever, call yourselves Rectal Smegma.....amongst other names: Anal Cunt, Begging For Incest, To Violently Vomit, Vomit Erection, Clit Commander....fuck, do I need to go on? lol

[ColoradoHatesYou]

This is a fantastic album cover and this shit is rad. i want to meet this crazy slut.

[1991GothicSoul666]

sounds like a pig vomiting violently.......

[MikeCzech81]

AWESOME SAUCE! This shit makes me want to play AbbA just to even out my seratonin levels!

[derphantom666]

FUCKING BRUTAL!

[gameruler179]

The picture looks like a hairy armed lesbian is spreading this girls mouth open to suck a big dick where the hell do you metal faggits get these stupid ass pictures from

[FlamingBassist62]

last week i underwent surgery that required me to be put to sleep. i woke up 3 days later in a warehouse in mexico. all the members of cephalotripsy are doing syncopated push ups. i reach into my pocket to find a Zune walkman. it had one song in it... this song..

can someone tell me what the fuck happened?

[nutcupster13]

god i fucking love all of this literal shit

[harriscmh]

I can't stop laughing listening to this!

[3lftw1ns]

HEehhehee excuseer me ik moet schijten MAG IK MEE? MASTERMOVIES

[DayoftheHounds]

That fucking album cover lol.....1:10 lol

[TheGreyHeaven]

Now I know what that image is from on the "Gnaw Their Tongues" album cover... it's not so frightening anymore...

[bigjoeangel]

This will be "Our Song", we will always remember the times when we heard this beautiful song playing in the background on so many moments in our lives. ahhh the memories...

[ultraknux]

LOL VOCALIST SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKIN TOILET

[ultraknux]

LOOOOOL



[asd848]

rofl this shit is hilarious

[dracon1331]

fish hook smile!!!!!

[verweejerome]

kézako rectal smegma ?? sign : the white devil ???

[oOGraserOo]

haha I love the name of this band :D

[PTR131]

I guess I'm the only who got here by searching "Rectal Smegma."

[slunksters]

@PTR131 Yep ^^ I always end here when I listen some random Pornogrind XD

[Moonsorrow15]

@PTR131 Lol I got here from Torsofuck - Raped by elephants

[ChristianU2ubeh]

@PTR131 I got here from some Anal Cunt

[666zaryne666]

@PTR131 u r not the only one |mm|

[CHUCKYLOSTIT]

@PTR131 lol

[2002646]

for the people who're wondering what they're saying in the first part:

it's dutch and means:

"excuse me, I have to take a shit!"

"can I come with you?"

[jimdevo]

whats he saying? pretty sure its love Jesus, stay in school, dont do drugs, etc.......

[demonsean]

@jimdevo he's not saying anything

[jimdevo]

@demonsean so this grunting has no meaning? I dont get it. explain plz?

[demonsean]

@jimdevo many of these bands have vocals as part of the sound but there is no lyrics. its just making sounds with thier voice

[jimdevo]

@demonsean OK thanks for that. They all seem to do the pig sound though. Why pigs? i guess its really grunting which is more visceral. So its basically an instrumental band with a lead grunter. hmmm.....sorry but when I see this sort of thing I just think Spinal Tap.

[chrisgsauce]

I bet Tori keeps that picture up on her livingroom wall. A true high point in her life I'm sure

[shakejuntnowison31]

Reminds me of Cannibal Corpse Vile album cover haha

[manifestgtr]

think you could somehow swing a walmart distribution deal with the name rectal smegma?

but seriously...how do you break it to grandma that "her little timmy whos in a band" is the guitarist for rectal smegma?

"yeah nana...we write these killer gore grind cuts about cheesy rectal secretions and babies being eaten out of the womb"

[ICreamsodAI]

@manifestgtr hahahahahahaha xD

[MultiShit666]

@manifestgtr my grandma dances to this shit...shes also nuts.

[SpheriaTV]

sweet album cover... fuckin HELL-arious!!

[beradjoe13]

I'm confused!! is this My little pony? crazy brutal porn? or metal music? oh wait it's ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!

[ultimatemetalfreak]

There is some real fucked up shit on YouTube...hahaha \m/

[necronomicon751]

brutal!!!!!!

[eaglevillage3]

Half... Baked... Baby... Flesh...? This is worse than my friend forcing me to watch My Little Pony...

[supermorbid66602]

the is the kind of band that fucks pig shit for a living LOL

[lolzzz21212]

Intro translation:

Huh??!! Hehehuh...

Excuse me, I've got to take a dump*

Can I go with you?

*Pronounced in a very polite way, but the word to say "take a dump" is kinda rude.

[MultiShit666]

@lolzzz21212 Hahahaha! Thank you for the translation! makes this way better!

[boobengarden666]

face goatse

[220warfrost]

..How did I end up here?

[blueseed11]

@220warfrost metallica

[TempestaRiggs]

It's like they gave a big ass pig a fuckin mic and said go for it, lol

[imshloodoo1]

@TempestaRiggs LMAOOOO!!!!

[Metal464Head]

why bother with writting lyrics when you can say WHROOOO WHROOO-WHROO-WHROOO WHRAAAAA?

this shit makes me sick...

[DeEmuFarmer]

I commend the delightful well thought out lyrics!

[jalapappys13]

Hahaha Tory lane

[xAcidxXxRainx]

rofl @ album cover XD

[GethusSathanus]

Beautiful!!

[WirlWind494]

BEST band name EVER.

[DomesticTerrorBand]

love this band!

[TheMetalmaniac18]

WHY CANT I STOP LOOKIN AT THIS FUCKED UP SHIT?????? AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[TempestaRiggs]

Awe shit, I'm in the fucked up part of You Tube again.

[Demonbart]

lol 0:05 mastermovies

[ZnDSDMF333]

It's the GNAW THEIR TONGUES cover!!!!!!

[Technolokron]

Best album art

[kyatzz]

il translate the intro part for you: excuse me i gotta take a shit. can i come?

[ZarukaCamoran]

dude why

[ichigos1brother]

im imaging in my mind a girl shoving a huge dildo covered with glass into her ass and squirting blood from her ass...am i screwed up in the head yet?

[MegaOxyclean]

@ichigos1brother not yet buddy.

[ccfan81]

fuck yeah this is how Porngrind should be, brutal, downtuned guitars/bass, low-pitch-shifted vocals, fucking love it! 2 thumbs up to Rectal Smegma.

[kingdecoy37]

Nice and brutal. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

[Tennebrum]

XD fucking awesome

[datguyfromovertherr]

ha deathporn

[louiscfc93]

Pretty sure one of these girls is Tory Lane

[vomitoriumbassist]

i came here for the cover!! hahahah! thats one fucking epic smiley!

[indianbadass4568]

Thats tori lane hahahahah

[TheMetalmaniac18]

@indianbadass4568 it is aint it? lol very nice

[RazorHeadMetal]

@indianbadass4568 wow, it is ha!

[elliott3663]

My mum helped us come up with the band name just to put it out there..

[TheDon341]

I think... the names of death metal bands and their songs are getting a bit........ "creative?"

[gonzogriffin]

this is total fucking awful noise,no musical value what so ever!!as comedy it's not even that funny,it was meant to be funny no?

[HenriCaboot]

@gonzogriffin Nahh, it's just "GRRR,, Graargg, RAAWRR!!, Gargle gargle.." It's a style of music

[SHELLHEAD1961]

Nice teeth....Horrible as Shit singin though.

[rodromDK]

I love death and black metal.... but this is just crap

[Alu142]

@rodromDK give me something good

[MatobecerrO]

@rodromDK agree with you

[entenschlachter]

the upper girl is namend vanessa lane...

[mattiesensei666]

sounds like someone burping in autotune in slow motion

[ThRaShTiLdEaTh420]

Tori Lane \m/ id smash it \m/ 

[KurtMcGowan]

My God O_O x

[TheVanamees]

Where can i cet the lyrics?

[IAmKillerism]

lol mastermovies introxD

[boltsthrower1]

thats my sister!!!! fuck yeah!!!!!

[xpixieflowersx]

.... ;_;

[djpaulk]

A bit of smeg never hurt anyone ;)

[Skarotum]

Is it bad that I recognize the chick on top? Thanks a lot internet.

[EmilysDad87]

This is what it sounds like when you fuck a pig in the ass..

[yogeesunshine]

I imagine a bunch of talking butt cheeks with legs spraying shit on the audience during the concert.

[XxsorgxX]

@yogeesunshine hahahah best comment ever!!!!

[djpaulk]

@yogeesunshine OMG! Your SMEG has NO Bounds!!!

[Kronux2000]

@yogeesunshine how do they even sell records???

[vampireisthename]

i think this band is dutch because off the intro excuse me i need to take a shit excuseer me ik moet schijten haha awesome

[featheranne17]

umm...it sounded like he was attempting to dislodge a missive hair ball from his throat the whole song. p.s. keep on smiling.

[cheeseman245]

i love metal of any genre but this.... is to much

[grindfuckernms]

@cheeseman245

its grindcore not metal ;-)

[XxthealoneonesxX]

What the fuck?. You call this music.. This sounds like my toilet after I take a massive morning dump

[onkelhermann86]

this is the funnyest grindcore shit if ever heard! :-D the singer sounds lika a massive pig on acid!!! :-D

[TheMarcelobromano]

Yeah, Tory Lane

[RePtIlLiA100]

This is so sick i tell you..... This crap makes me torture this whores and show them hell!!!

[MrLuchin78]

jajajaja creo que al vovalista le estan reventando el rectal jajaja

[DBSaiyanTim777]

Lol dutch! The intro is stolen from mastermovies (titonic).

[RoJoproductions123]

@DBSaiyanTim777 HELL YES you know it. Fucking geniaal (:

[Normalfruitify]

created by pigs

[MilesNelgez]

Does anyone know from where this picture originates?

[llolz6]

that must be the most retarded beginning i've ever heard on a song haha

[AmarokThe7th]

not bad...but Pighead is way better!

[mastercrowly]

God see I want to listen to this but I can't have this shit in my history..

[gofookalime]

@mastercrowly just clear out your history like i do.

[MrJohnbruce1000]

Weak as fucking piss would not even frighten a kitten with those piss ant fake vocals little more than a bloody joke. Go listen to some real hardcore shit like Krabathor Nile or even Boltthrower for christs sake.

[martakia1]

slabé nak chtělo byto vic pot koltel

[006Meow]

love the vocal melody in second part :-)

[XxXcarnifexXxX1]

I would make sex to her.

[z3r0Projects]

watch?v=sFprPQkg8lc

[RobertPowerNS]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[BlackDollia47]

is that Khloe Kardashian?

[BlackDollia47]

is that Khloe Kardashian on the right? -_-

[JayFFAFAlesanaES]

Why do bands in this genre try so hard to shock? It just fails and make them look like faggot posers.

[z3r0Projects]

@JayFFAFAlesanaES This sounds to you like punk sounded to my grandmother... Today distorted guitars , double bass and even screaming has become mainstream so it takes a little more 'effort' to 'impress' people :P I play (hardcore/thrash)metal myself , and grindcore gets on my nerves after 2 songs, but 'faggot poser' is not what it reminds me of.

[Tennebrum]

okay okay i finaly figured out waht he is saying. (translation) AGHDGHJ sbhfsh khj GRRRRAAA OOOOERRR ugheh ah f;dg ;pjsdiofjsdhg ighasoeuidfgo aghhh herrr haluhsduah (jamed garbage disoposal noises) gragjgdsfyh errr

[AdamR702]

Tory Lane has taken (x) shots to the face

x= number of views

[brewy1973]

wtf is this crap

[TheMoose192]

haha, im confused....no offense but that was joke right?

[damned666metalhead]

SUPERB !!!!

[MrDrMeth]

mot ff schijtuhhh!!!!!!!

[WinstonChuchhill]

Tory Lane is a dirty ass bitch