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  • bahahahha awe!

  • garfieeeeeeeeeeeld!!!!!!!! :D

  • There is a fine line between stupid and stoned. That cat was stupid.

  • "I've fallen and I can't get up."

  • OMG, that's to cute ^^

  • reverse plank

    

  • you no wats funny is that when cats get high there high for the rest of there lifes

  • i turned my head upside down

  • Should be called dead cat

  • stoned cat?

    dont you mean fatass cat?

  • funniest thing is the yt-name.

    google it^^

  • o my this is funny =)

  • Weed is one hell of a drug

  • @xXLordDagon666Xx weed is not hell of a drug, but how would u know about weed, without reading about it!!

  • lol the cat was like WHAT?!

  • Cats cant rebuild THC

  • Ok since we're going to start feeling bad for this cat, it's been proven in numerous lab studies that animals enjoy intoxication. Moose in canada will look for fermented apples that will get them drunk. In one lab test monkies would choose cocaine over food even after not eating for a day or two. Quit pitying the cat, he aint mad so there aint any reason for ya'll to be. Smoke up kitty. Smoke up.

  • lol this is the coolest cat ive seen in a while

  • Saw : cat edition 

  • this is just wrong.

  • @iamjeona the general populous will just think 'it's only a cat" and be fine with it. it does however seem like the cat isn't enjoying itself. Just like people, pot's not for everone, pot's not for every animal.

  • @host47 well that may be part of the problem, that most would say "it's only a cat" and be fine with it. personally i don"t agree with that but....i don't think it's okay to give any drug to an animal. everyone has their own opinion though. i agree. this cat don't seem happy at all. it's been 4 years since this vid was posted and i can't help but wonder what's goinn' on with this kitty. take care.

  • Have you felt this hard wood? It feels soooooooooooooooo good

  • It's a carpet

  • if been like that stoned but thats really really stoned that cat is really really stoned

  • LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY AM I NOT? I

  • Cat - Im a peice of flooring mother fucker , Now drop food on me :D

  • LOL, Cat is like, 0:07 (Holy shit, I can't move, I'm trippn' out, HELP!"

  • cute meow is cute

  • lol that cat is fucking halrious

  • Carpet cat!

  • shes asking you to have your way with her

  • At the end the cat was like "Don't look at my Private place maaaan"

  • Is that cat weird or what

  • Its all nipped up.

  • what happened to it?

  • That's horrible you know they stay stones for life because their bodies can't absorb thc

  • @TomisAmazing5 Who told you that?

  • @schnizle101 Its fact, they stay stoned, the effects do lessen but all the same.

  • @TomisAmazing5 lol u don't have to make up shit just to get attention

  • @TomisAmazing5 .....shut your bitchasss up all mammals can absorb thc

  • @TomisAmazing And you think thats a bad thing? If its true, than thats one lucky ass cat.

  • Stoned Kitty approves of this.

  • Im a Movie

  • Poor kitty is scared.. What a jerk you are!

  • "help... I can't feel my feet"

  • lmao. bachelor kitty! :D

  • im an ayurplayne

  • hahaha. He's so baked x P

    He's probably all layin' on the floor like "Damn..that shit was dank.." then when the girls starts talking "who are you?"

  • "wow man... Who put the floor up there?! O.o"

  • The cat's like "Scratch my belly! NAO!"

  • fucking BLASTED

  • Aaaawwwww kitty kitty is Baked =P

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  • cat: "I give up, jerry is just too fast.."

  • New definition to persian rug

  • ahaha i like this video.

  • cute kittie!

  • He's like skydiving but not falling... just there on the ground

  • the cat is saying i need more b**** give me more NOW.

  • Thats me wen i wake up :)

  • Cat figuring out how Humans are conspiring to rule the Animals kingdom!

    Thinks animals should probably just get along

  • lol shes got that "where the fuck am i" look

  • All. Senior. Kittehs. Should. Have. Life Alert.

  • @JKendrickProductions LMFAOOOO

  • hey lazer59882 i would put i bollet in your head

  • the cat is ascending into heaven you stupid person leave him in silence

  • Lmao

  • id fucking stomp on that thing

  • @lazer59882

    We care.

  • @lazer59882 I'd fucking stomp on you. With a forklift.

  • i can haz cheesburger

  • @shadowofthenighthawk No, you can't

  • one stoned kitty

  • your breathing sounds like a shopping cart

  • dat cat iz flat

  • i dont think this is funny did you hear the sobs that came from the girl with the camera?

  • @lovetheOC555

    thats her laughing ...

  • @BlazeEverday420 so she's the one who's high? xD

  • It looks like a delicious Goetze's Caramel Cream.

  • lol

  • is this hw the cat sleeps or is he/she really stoned :(

  • Give him a belly rub. 

  • Poor kitty :(

  • Is she crying???

  • @kolleynn8karismatic she def is

  • LOL......cats stoned is so funny. I wonder what cannabis does to their cat brains, maybe it's like acid or shrooms to them, lol? I don't think getting cats stoned alot is funny though, cause they can't make the decision to get baked or not, so...I think it's best to let them be. But I gotta admit, seeing videos sometimes of cats stoned is pretty funny.

  • im a carpet

  • @SuperFunkyAfroNinja priceless man couldnt stop laughing at that

  • @SuperFunkyAfroNinja but dont step on me

  • hAha ya my friends cat was yk chill, but it did unusual things...O_o

  • LOOK ITS GARFIELD....oh wait ....never mind

  • hahahahha awesome cat

  • i can tell this cat is stoned cause thats what i do when i stoned=D weed is epic

  • o_0

  • i love geting cats stoned

  • AWWWWW THAT CAT HIGH AS SHIT!!!!

    AN I BELIEVE IT TOOO. MY

    KITTY BE WILDIN LIKE THAT TOO! LOL

  • give that cat some percecet

  • lol

  • Cat having a bad acid trip?

  • the only cat that didnt land on its feet

  • is she crying??? is the cats name curry? LOL

  • sad

  • that is one fat cat!

  • FAT BASTERED ! LOL

  • don't cats spread out after they lay down, they all look like this i thought

  • POOR CAT STOP FEEDING IT U ASSHOLS ur over feeding it learn how to take care of a cat

  • @sukaballn00b oh yeah like having too much food to eat was a bad thing... only bitch if the cat was skinny otherwise get a life :P

  • @Kingslay3r it is you faggot if u over feed it it becomes fat and kazy so why dont u get a life?

  • @sukaballn00b lazy?! i have a fat big cat and it's one damn hyper active hunter and one really old (21 and still shes really healthy) skinny cat (she's not skinny because we don't give her enough food shes just old and was sick, now shes better and getting her tummy back) that is lazy as hell dude, just chill like the cat in the video

  • @sukaballn00b the cats a stoner it all ways gots the muches it can help bein fat man

  • POOR CAT

  • soo mean! POOR CAT

  • my cat does that every day,without any cat nip.

  • @jakaloverlord

    the chiller cat

  • "Is this real life?" Said the cat to the women

  • Lmao

  • aaaaaawwwwwwwww dats hella cute!

  • lol

  • go away me do hand stand!

  • hahahahaa a stoned cat named cudi, epic

  • How is the cat stoned? It just lokked retarded, which is still funny.

  • waitwaitwait. did you just call it Cudi?

    fuck yes.

  • You are so stupid. You take the drugs themselves.Poor Cat.It is so terrible..

  • @LexyGirl100 Chill the fuck out I doubt this cat stoned i mean my does it sometimes.

  • omggg aww hahahahah thats adorable !

  • I was just reading on a few websites about animals (cats and dogs) and weed.

    It's not a good idea to get a cat stoned often, but once in a while can't harm him as long as it's in small doses. Cats have much smaller lungs than humans, which means tar can really build up.

    NEVER FEED ANY ANIMAL MARIJUANA!!!

    Bottom line: if you want to get your animal stoned, use a vape, and don't do it often.

    If you want the sites I read, ask for URLs and read them entirely before you comment.

  • that is so cute

  • Miaaa, so darn cute <3

  • is this porn?

  • put any cat on its back and it will just stay like that.

  • Disregard my last comment. Your pet doesn't know what marijuana is or does, so what's the big problem with blowing them some hits? If they don't like it, they walk away and you obviously tell if they're in pain. This cat, high or not, looks incredibly relaxed. I for one believe we should share this gift with our animal friends. Cats already get high from cat nip, and there are plenty examples of animals using psychedelics that naturally grow. Peace of mind isn't wanted just by the human race.

  • @chettmansberger. You're a Faggot

  • @TheFourthHouse

    May you never be permitted to own any animals.We hope you don't ever have any pets or (God forbid) children. What a sad person you are.

    P.S. It's interesting how a Female can be called the word you used (I guess you must just be stoned).

  • aahhhhhahahahahahahahhahahahah­ahahahahhahah

  • Inexcusable. That woman was CRYING - she saw that something was very wrong with her cat, clearly intoxicated, and was trying to call out to him to get his atttention.

    Purposely intoxicating an animal for any reason (much worse amusement), is despicable. The senders of this should be tracked down, investigated and reported to the animal protection authorities. In this country, it is a crime to do such things to innocent animals.

    Did your parents do this to you when you depended on them?

  • @chettmansberger Shut the fuck up and stop being so dramatic.

  • @chettmansberger I hope my parents would have done that.

  • @chettmansberger  She was laughing. calm down.

  • eyes were so fucking big! i want to buy a cat just to get high with now!

  • THIS is the BEST video EVER!~!!!!

  • hes probobally thinking hes in a tube slide, or flying upside down lol

  • Tarik be trippin ballz

  • i say too much catnip XD

  • that is so fucking cute

  • he thinks hes a mat

  • nie przeszkadzaj mi ;)

  • Catnip or weed... The cat is FUCKING COMFORTABLE.

  • haha, hes fucking stoned!

  • my cousins cat sleeps like that

  • kittys like "dude why are you upside down?"

  • ''You're saying my camo didn't work? Dang, I thought I blended in well man....''

  • I cant feel my paws man........

  • Looks like a 2D drawing :D

  • help ive fallin and cant get up lol =D

  • @nsfootballjwl2013 lol sounds like life alert(x

  • @nsfootballjwl2013 HE FORGOT HIS LIFE ALERT IN HIS BAG OF WEED.

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  • the cat is like "whooo, where do all the colors come from? :D" XD

  • HEADSHOT boom the cat down:))

  • Man I hate people who Think its fun to poision their pets with any drug..weed or stronger..people Thinking that weed cant hurt them..Stupid bastards Ive seen people forcing amfetamin into two kittens mouth and they thought it was fun!?? I wish I had a bat and beat them but I didnt

  • @MIRCWOOD cats get into things. and its not poisoning them if its weed. weed wil not hurt them unless they ate a whole pan of brownies.

  • @MIRCWOOD my dog and cats actually like the smoke, too much of it can hurt them but a little weed wont hurt them, ive been smoking for some years now i think i know.

  • @MIRCWOOD people who torture ther animals by forcing harmful substances into them is wrong but if weed is growing somewhere near an animal there gonna eat it I have never given my animals weed but they have stolen it from me and they didnt get sick or die in fact one of my dogs usually has nightmares but the night she took some weed she slept calmly explain that.

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  • @ruideng111"If you knew anything about cats".. I have two cats you stupid asshole how does that make me know what happened to this cat you fuckin idiot. Read my statement again fuckhead and you will see that I was talking about people who drug their pets, nothing about the cat in the video no go kill yourself

  • @MIRCWOOD well why the fuck are you talking about people who drug their pets? Get a fucking grip you youtube crusader and get some fucking perspective. I've read your ridiculous statement again and you're not replying to anyone so it would be sensible to assume you are referencing the video seeing as you're on the comments section for this video. You utterly thick piece of shit.

  • That cat... is a boy!

  • That cats just chillin!

  • y is it every time a cat gets stoned it lays upsidedown lol?

  • I couldn't stop laughing after this video seriously, he's all like ''Whoaaaaa everything's upside down! EVen that person behind the camera that's greeaaaattt!!!'' XD

  • oh noes!!!! cat is all (moar hempm plz) then he gets no more. ooh teh kitty!

  • that cats like.." M SOAH STOAND!!!! M TRIPPIN OUT NAO KTHXBYE" hahahahahh fuckin word!!!

  • they cat is like

    OMG help!!!....lmao!

  • laughing or crying??

  • "everything's so... so great...."