The Mathematics Of LOVE

[waterskippers]

"What side of the bed do you sleep on?"

Some things it's more fun to find out the hard way!

[awarenessable]

I know what you mean! Hope your relationship is going well.

[sanhelmi]

bothers my mind all the time:D

[suziishere]

boxers or briefs? Hmmmm......... Neither

[hirukairi]

wow only 57 your still young zip!

[TracyInsomiac]

Umpire?

[Zipster08]

Ha ha...I'll leave you to figure that out!

[BitterSweetSuperstar]

LOL What a great video! LOL I hate the beginning stages of relationships!! They DO drive you literally insane!! But I think the ultimate reality check is if you can learn to deal with the flawed answers you don't like!! LOL (Unless we are talking about that toilet paper thing!) LOL

[Marihani]

I hope he answered "both" to a lot of those questions! LOL!

YEAH! OVERTHINKING!!!

[OzaiFan]

No one ever told me there'd be math involved. I'M HORRIBLE AT MATH! Hee. 'Do you do drugs?' I think I'd start laughing if someone ever asked me that just like you did in this video.

[xpolandzfinestx]

LMAO 'do you do druuugssss'

i doooooo ;]

haha

[Zipster08]

Me 2...ssshhhhhhhh

[fehquig]

Cindy tells me (yeah, I know, it's a Brian Eno song) not to sweat the small stuff. Then she says it's all small stuff. Based on our choices to binary questions like yours we'd be at each other's throats chokin' each other all the time! fortunately, it's almost none of the time... I'm happy for you guys!!!

[Zipster08]

WOW, a Brian Eno reference! Props to you!!

[fehquig]

I'll come running to tie your shoe :)

[Zipster08]

HAHAHA!!

[tagger960]

Don't worry - enjoy.

I'm happy for the 2 of you.

You and Sign are my favorite youtubers.

Maria

[presious159]

Got them all but paper or plastic... haha

[cowgir1up]

At least you didn't have to ask about 'male' or 'female'.

[perfectlittlelife]

We should write that list down and pass it out on first dates. :)

[greatbroad]

I think people stay together because they share a bond. Like mortar between brick, we use it to build our lives together. It becomes us over a period of time, day by day.

[twister7boy]

i havnt seen you up comming vids yet. so my thoughts for now are. you wont really get to know them until you live together. some stuff will drive you crazy and some stuff wont. even through dating you wont find this out until you live together. then is when you realy get to see the other person as a whole. and change can be tough after being on a ruteen for so long. just roll with it. do your own thing. glad to see you found somebody. just take it slow and time will tell.

[zachansonfreak]

hahahahahahaha u crack me up...

[honeybearbaby]

That ESPN or Food Channel choice must be important to you. lol

[00Enid00]

Can you please answer all of your own questions, so we can learn a bit more about Zip?

[distorteddogma]

Careful, you can analyze it to pieces even before you give it a chance. One day at a time, Zipster, one day at a time.

BTW the crust goes to the dogs.

Be Well.

[rap9206]

who is the HE and who is the SHE?

[Zipster08]

HE and SHE? Do you live under a rock?? There are a few Gay people in the world, ya know!

[positivesue]

My interpretation again Zip....maybe they are wondering who will take on what role?? that does sometimes happen doesn't it?

[Zipster08]

Geez, I'm so thick!! I don't play the He/She game. We're BOTH HE! These newbies are killing me!! AND WHOSE BUSINESS IS IT ANYWAY!! Are they trying to "picture" it?? YIKES!

[tubeeorrnottubee]

Garlic, or no garlic!! hahahahaha x)) I LoVe this!

It all reminds me of the funny and practical book, "Don't Sweat the Small Stuff--and it's all small stuff"!

Man, I've posted over and over in this one! FUNN one Zip'!;p

[RedneckCasanova]

God, new relationships are just SO tough!

All the best to ya...you hit just about every topic I'D ever be interested in knowing about someone...I mean by the time we got down to 'menthol or regular' we'd probably at LEAST know each others' preferred mode of take-out food...so your video is kind of an 'intermediate' primer! Another GREAT one! Matt

[toadlytadpole]

..more like air drums or air piano?

[Parfectionist]

Top or bottom?!? :) Or is it front or back?!? Please don't hate me for that one. I couldn't resist.

[DeadManWalkin1200]

I say just plain dead

[Zipster08]

You would!!

[magichobo9232]

what are you saying at 1:41?

[Zipster08]

Menthol or regular...as in cigarettes.

[DheeLocke]

man, i love you zip -- and i love tony -- and i love that you guys are together. i wish you all the best, always ^_^

>>rando

[CrutonInaMo]

LOL...i ask my husband random questions like that too...it never hurts to get to know someone even better than you already do!

[indycat47]

Sometimes we can worry about things so much that we worry them to death.

[DrZarkloff]

You should sing like this character. Hey, I'm doing air conditioning tutorial in the nude.

[1938superman]

Spinning in chairs or holding still?

[Zipster08]

HA ha!!

[tubeeorrnottubee]

You're making me dizZY HEere.. ohh, I think I'm getting a sick headache...lol;))

Have a spoonful of honey, and put your head between your knees.. Oh wait, no, that's for hiccups~ well, it couldn't hurt for these nervous jitters either!

Anyway dear Zipster, you're both beautiful people, and two souls that were just meant to meet! When it's meant to be, all the small stuff just has a way of working itself out! --hugs!

[tubeeorrnottubee]

hehehehe..

[sleep2much]

Some serious questions there, I dare not ask my wife any of them, we may not be compatible

[Blankspace321]

I think you are over thinking it just a bit well its a pretty big bit but yea, I always feel a relationships completes the other half that is missing in someone and supports whatever is in common and age has nothing to do with that. you are never too old for love.

[Sandguy99]

At least you don't have to worry "toilet seat up or down".

[sandieblack]

definitely the food channel

[tubeeorrnottubee]

Absolutely!

[robertantonnyc]

you have some issues Zip. LMAO> relax, release, relate. Just enjoy the companionship.

[flydarling]

Normal I think, it's long distance getting to know you. When I met my hubby we spent night after night laying outside with a bottle of wine looking up at the stars. We were catching up on the life that went before we met. I was 34 when I married him so maybe it's an age thing. Cheers, Lesley

[englishpuzzle]

you know, I know that toothlessness is part of your charm, but you'd take off ten years if you had teeth, implants, dentures, something.

[Zipster08]

I DO have dentures! I just choose not to wear them for "Zipster" cuz, yeah, it's part of his charm.

[englishpuzzle]

I hope one day you'll put them in for us...because you've got to be a looker with teeth. oh, okay, you're cute w/o them too. Paradoxically.

[Zipster08]

There are some (very few) Zipster vids with teeth. You can see me with teeth at my other channel tlroth.

[suzimar57]

geez, you're making me dizzy spinning around in that chair!!!!

(almost sounds like you're interviewing a job applicant - in a way, you are!)

[Sikosm]

oops i had my mind in the gutter when you said flexible...u caught me out!

don't worry zip - although i have no experience in ANYTHING - ALL WILL WORK OUT!!

[angeliquestarsmommy]

ESPN or Foodnetwork? Well since you asked that twice, that must mean a BIG thing to you?? Just take it day by day and DEAL. Its not that bad. Look at the pros and cons ALL the way around.

[Oddsweb]

Unfortunatly there are no guarantees, Yep you are over thinking things a bit! :¬D But that is what makes us all human :¬D It proves to me that you have a real goer of a relship here, 1. you are comfortable enough to ask him these things, 2. He is not laughing at you, 3. You are worried about the longevity of your relship.. They are all good things and proves that you have a relship to be proud of.

[trillian57]

Poor Zip! You must be exhausted! Just let go and go along for the ride. Deep breath...

[WERTY317]

That had to take some time. Funny and true. As long as finances are set... the rest just goes down a crooked road. Is it better than just sitting in front of the comp. yes or no  ... end of story

[JustThinkingOutLoud]

After 10 yrs there are still things that I don't know (or took forgranted)about my husband. Questions alone could never prepare you to spend your lives together. Only patience and respect with each other! (Oh and maintaining a great sex life after yrs have past!!)

[BMPmama698]

Relax and just take it as it comes. That's half the fun of starting a new relationship. By the way if you ever figure out how to make someone put the new toilet paper on the roll please tell me! When I met my husband I gave up my side of the bed for him, learned to like his taste in movies, and music. (not really like just respect I guess) but it was our 9th anniversary on October 9 and it's all totally worth it!

[GayBob08]

ZIP....KNOCK IT OFF.....take it as it comes and enjoy the ride.

[maineladydi]

I just hope the answer was rock 'n roll and NOT show tunes.

[samsarajade]

lol, I guess thats a faster way of finding out compatibility than spending months on a slow road of discovery!

[stylistbrighton]

haha...you have to check out these things! I am so happy for you. xxx

[missno8]

Good Luck with your new romance! I know one thing about him...he's really funny and I love watching you both!! I think you guys will have each other cracking up all the time. Take it slow. It's kind of happening fast isn't it Zip? Just have fun for now. Worry about those other things as you go. Love ya

[Beachmama57]

Love is a risk!

[njsuzanne]

Relax T. But I know how you feel. I'm pretty set in my ways too, I'm sure I'll be single forever so go for it!

[Intermezzo411]

LOL! I gotta answer these questions, Zip, I can't pass this up! Dark meat; coffee; figure skating; pitcher; Food Network!; throw the crust away; regular, but sometimes menthol; America's Next Top Model; rock 'n' roll AND show tunes!; Lynyrd Skynyrd; reincarnation; Madonna; boxers; Agnostic; not anymore; night person; showers; right side of the bed. LOL! This is cute, I love it! *hugs* ~Marissa

[ichbinkeinberliner]

Cute vid. Love all the hats! I can't give relationship advice, because I don't know anything about relationships! :)

[canegracehasettevite]

Great!!!!

[beba1123]

hahaha Zipster ..! let love answer those for you! =D

[Marsha24]

I think it's smart to get to know a person, and all their little quirks before you get together with them. Good luck with your new found romance. I hope everything works out great. You deserve happiness. Take care, Marsha

[freitasex]

just me

[Fondueyou]

Zip, if you are okay being alone, then be alone and do your own thing. However, if you do want a relationship, then you need to let go of obsessive questions you parodied in your video. We don't get that many chances beyond a certain age for relationships especially in the gay community. I say if you do want a relationship then go for it and be damned the little inconveniences.

[peggyisme]

lol Marlboro medium's 100's

[beachbumde]

You forgot one Zippy: Youtube or LiveVideo...LOL

Love ya!!

[sign543]

We have plenty of time to answer those questions. I will answer one, though: BARBRA!!! :) LOVE YOU!!!!!

[Zipster08]

NO SHIT!!

[Cigaro99]

hahaha! your perfect for each other Zip! so stop asking so many question! LOL ;)

[happyness01]

I love the light hearted side of this video, but it reminds me of a few realities of why relationships strain in this day and age. Our consumerist society tells us we can pick, choose and discard all we want and desire. I fell for someone when I was younger and would look in the stars and think of them! Now, so long as my partner and I don't fight all the time we are happy! Perfect people don't exist and if they do then how unchallenging!

[marleyinoc]

Zip, I gave a couple of wisecrack answers, but long and short is you need to take a LOOOONNNNNGG time before you accept a mate. SPOILER: Too often the new lover tries to take your life and all the money.

REALITY: Is what happened.

Looking forward to the sequel!

[marleyinoc]

lol, i had to recheck the name, i thought i posted this earlier :)

[MattieCooper]

ROFL!!! This should get featured Zipster! Doesn't matter that you've already covered that. Yeah! It' hysterical!

[marleyinoc]

i had a shit load of things to say about all of this, and the fact is, does he or she accept you as who you are, with all of the garbage? that is the only thing. fact is, we hit a point early on that we should show our mates - do they like us or not? be you - and it is an easy choice.

[featherdude]

Take your time. There is no big rush. Sometimes those little things can be important so not a bad idea to work them out early. Just don't forget to enjoy the romance.

[Suzanne42]

LOL I know whatcha mean. I'm in my 40's and already feeling all of those "set in your ways" conflicts. It'll work itsself out.

[all4mudd28]

my son wants yur hat,,,lol

he is six loves hats!! heheh

i finally put up a vid,, short and sweet for now!!! lata zip

check out my vid too sometime when u get it!!

[alphaba2]

Not replacing the toilet paper is HUGE and can really set me off. But you're overthinking everything else. Shouldn't you be asking things like my coast or yours instead? I would think the 3,000 miles would be more of a dilemma, not to mention the teenage son.

[dex2345]

cute, zip!

thanks for another daily warm-fuzzy

[Furnifur]

overthinking just a tad but I like knowing what side my fella sleeps on too so I can't say a word. You go boy! ps not bad for 57

[chitter0chatter]

Just go with the flow Zip. I'm sure she is nervous too. You will be just fine as long as she let's you still post videos.

Love ya.

[visiyesthatone]

Editing? In a Zipster video? Shock!

Very cute and entertaining. ESPN or the Food channel came up twice. That must be an important issue for you.

[rextangle]

Baby steps.... baby steps!

[Perroquet51]

:-) I love ya both.

[Zipster08]

You're sweet! THANKS my friend!

[trishasledge]

hey zip ur gonna drive urself crazy although they were good questions , just go with it ,be spontaneous & see wat life brings ,love happens wen u least expect it , good luck zip love ya trisha

[edbassmaster]

Zippy!! Sent ya the vid, hope ya like it:) You came out the best by FAR!! HAha

[xinfinity62]

original or extra crunchy?

[valsartdiary]

Overthinking...

I love you Zip!!

[Zipster08]

You da best!!

[maestermatt]

i hate love cause no one sure loves me.

[Dlorezzz]

Zipster, I had such a crush on Tony until I found out I was not his type. If I can't have him I am so glad you got him. I love watching this romance blossom. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.. Love you both , Dolores

[onemon22]

ESPN or the food network, just go naked, Leanord Skinard or the Village People. Just go naked. Coming to you from the great white north. Onemon22, see you on Stickam.

[frigginyates]

Pitcher... Catcher.... Or Umpire???? HA amazing, that and I've decided you need more hats!

[bigbadsteve123]

zipster you better chill out! you are on track to get hurt, big time!!! you are way to involved and you have never even met this guy. think about it dude, you seem very needy right now. i am not being a dick, i am just worried abut you. take it slow.

[frigginyates]

same with me zip, but at the same time I wouldn't mind something actually working for once..

[Texasred63]

LOL, funny as always!!! I know how ya feel!!

[bugsinrug]

Oh, Zip ... I just love you so much! lol. hugs, Chris

[Bikermom69]

You forgot the most important question...white or chocolate milk! You're like a giddy school girl...I love it!

[bgr8flgrl]

Oh, the right response to my question is Hellmann's!

[bgr8flgrl]

Mayonaise or Miracle Whip? That is a question I always ask. Too funny, I suppose I'm old also. And loving it. % stars!

[Zipster08]

ME TOO...I HATE Miracle Whip!  What the fuck is that anyway?

[tubeeorrnottubee]

Boyy, don't show me annyything but mayo! ..I think it's virtually impossible to like BOTH! ..never known anyone who does~

I know ONE thing, I love the bOth of YOU two!;D

[snarkdetriomphe]

in-love zipster is even cuter!

[kgorall]

I'm in a similar situation. I'm just reminding myself to take things one step at a time. I'm simply not allowing myself to analyze the situation. Love is not rational.

[Joan3424]

You forgot Hellman's or Miracle Whip and who controls the remote?

Joanie :-)

[Zipster08]

Fuck the remote, neither of us watch tv. BUT HELLMANS/MIRACLE WHIP....that IS important!

[bgr8flgrl]

So which do you prefer?

[Zipster08]

Great "meeting" you tonight!!

[eagleeyez128]

overthinking!...funny!

[Joan3424]

Pitcher, catcher or umpire??? LMAO

Joanie

[ilovegerardo]

You're gonna have to sacrifice some things :D

[txnrobin]

lol, zip :) don't overthink it, just enjoy it :)

[Blueaveo3568]

I love you Zip you are so funny.

[carezzza]

OMG you poor child you are going to drive yourself CRAZY. LOL

Just be yourself, at all times. The rest will fall into place.

[russell56443]

Great video,the Flexable part got me too lol!!

[SWTPEA64]

Relax.....If it is really'love'? all of that won't really matter......just enjoy and take it slow......thank's for keeping us informed. ;-)

[newbsauce11]

You're "with" Sign543!? I love that guy! Good luck!

[Montagraph]

You forgot to ask, toilet paper rolls off the Top or the Bottom? lol

[woosteria]

Zip, just remember ...

"Take it easy, take it easy, don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy"

[Zipster08]

good advice!

[woosteria]

:))

[Ronc303c]

Dear Ann Landers:

I can train them to put the lid up and put up a new roll of toilet paper; but, I hate it when the toilet paper goes on "backwards". What can I do? -stumped in Buffalo.

[elliotness122]

He must be going crazy.. lol just go with the flow.. lol

[midtownjohn]

It's hard as you get older to let someone new into your life. I say "Go for it"

If the snall stuff really bothers you, you're not ready to settle down.

[Lunarvx22]

"Pitcher, catcher, or umpire?"

Haha. :P

[Nic33rd]

Nothing wrong with asking questions! It can be fun and enlightening.

Loved the hats! Good stuff.

[itsyourohio]

notice how you dont hang up the phone at the end, you just put it down, so he heard you snore!

LOL

your videos are just getting more creative.

[RoseSiegel]

neither top model nor survivor, eat the crust, neither on any i've not answered... good luck w/ sign543 and enjoy it, don't be high maintenance princess.

[Aprildew]

you said Espn and Food channel twice..heh. All that cracked me up!

[RoseSiegel]

hmm.. dark meat, none of the above re baseball, Catholic/Protestant/Buddhist, coffee, figure skating and it IS a sport, food network, eat crust, rock and roll, both skynard and village people, reincarnation, neither Babs nor Madge, briefs, no illegal drugs, nite person, right side.

[DESIGNINCSTORE]

Your not going to get "any" if you wear that goofy hat to bed .

You didn't ask ..

Makin love or crazy monkey f-ckin

[DESIGNINCSTORE]

I'M DIZZY .........

[cdoggiefizzle]

Aw im so happy youve found someone!! :)

[Zipster08]

ME TOO!!

[mypetals]

i don't think i could pass the interview Zippy! but you make me smile...thanks

[StephStance]

I sleep on what ever side I fall on...

[Zipster08]

I'll bet!!

[Julsinmaine101]

Entertaining Zipster:)

[JoeBobOneHalf]

White meat(except Turkey legs), Tea,neither, do what?, i watch it at work- so no espn, eat it, menthol, neither, rock, Skinard, dead i hope, hu?, boxer briefs, Jewish, DUH!, stickam person, showers.

I'm sorry, I don't think we have enough similarities on this compatibility test. I guess I'll stick with my wife :)

Love and Peace!

[StephStance]

Nice vid... I had no idea you were that old... I figured 46 or so...

[TheNewYorkTony]

5 stars

[TheNewYorkTony]

My answers: white meat,coffee,sports,umpire??,

food network,eat the crust, menthol,survivor,rock and roll,skynard,go to heaven,madonna,boxer briefs,catholic,sometimes,nigh­tperson,showers,

[TheNewYorkTony]

My answers: white meat,coffee,sports,umpire??,

food network,eat the crust,

[LukaIsntLuka]

answering all the questions is the fun part! :-)

[macG4user]

or does he take Mirapex for his RLS? lol

[zipdoodah]

Funny video Zipster. Enjoyed it.

[Gigolo8]

Some times the little diffferences can be the endearing things about a partner.

5*

[psycoticsinginchick]

I like to play that game with two things that no one would ever like.

Get your the peanut butter licked off your toes by a dog, or walk all day in a shoe full of honey?

[gelwood]

white meat, coffee, sports, pitcher, food, network, EAT IT, regular, top model,rock n roll, skynard, just plain dead, madonna, boxers, atheist, yes @ drugz, night person, showers

[LostTyphoon]

I tip my hat to you zipster! Now where did I place my hats! So many to choose from :)

[xgobobeanx]

why is sign in the tags?

[Zipster08]

VERY FUNNY!!

[MissNinjaUSA]

Dang, I thought "The Mathematics of Love" would be another song video. It does kind of sound like a song title for a glitter band when you think about it.

[stringqueen2002]

stop spinning that chair Zip. You are getting me dizzy!!!! lol lol lol Seriously I just think its human nature to have so many questions.But sometimes it takes time to understand the other better.I think love will take care of all the questions.We your fans are sooooooooo happy for ya!!!!!!!!!

[Zipster08]

Thanks...I'm pretty happy too!

[colin1388]

Hah, the end was funny.

[iKnwThtsRght]

I know that's right! :)

I agree with PrincessDiana, go with the flow baby! ENJOY!

[H3MODoCOM]

by the way...i still listen to with you in my life! AWESOME SONG

[Zipster08]

Thanks...glad you like it!

[H3MODoCOM]

lmao. <3 Cowboy hat!!! That was hilarious zip!

[KabulaIsTrying]

Q: Do you have trouble making decisions?

A: Let me think about it, I'm not sure!

[PrincessDiana161]

You're thinking things to death...go with the flow baby :)

[Zipster08]

xoxo

[mrcomedymrblogger]

Zipster08 You Are My HERO I LOVE YOU

[thorzdotes]

tff and soooo true...but if he's the right partner for u, your hearts will find a way to work out the details...u might even start to enjoy crusty toothpaste and renegade TP rolls...love rules

[pimpedsnoopy]

night person! cool

[Blizzeekitty]

Hehehe! 41 and still dating, that's me, too.

Love you both!!