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  • ATTENTION GEORGE HARRISON FANS!

    I'm Flghtwolf. And MrAnusmystere. Fark! I'm also CubanCheGuevera, TwoUselessLegs, thegrinchl7, Frlghtwolf, ArgentineExpel4FRAUD, UploadedGiovlin, yadda, yadda, yadda!

    Yah. That George Harrison hatin' assmunch!

    Things aren't goin' so good for me. I've been outed! Got caught carryin' on fake conversations between my fake ID's. FARK! I'm a FAG! I'm mad. Real mad!! I'm sendin' threatening messages! I'll...I'll throw cappuccinos in your fucker faces! Yah! I will!

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  • I iz paraplegicblankfrack! Im also Bag0fRats. I pretedn i iz a paramedic who deliveers babys n wuz in the navy! fuk yah! Naw. Im really CaptainSpaulding. Assmunch of Clearwater Foridah. I wank on wheelchairs. n big fat white paraplegic named Blankfrack.

    i calls myself larrykool2007 im as close to bein cool as my daddy (he my daddy!) flghtwolf is to bein edumacated! i calls myself invacareserviceteam! cuz i is a stoooopid freaky gay republikan who wanks to wheelchairs instead of gettin a job!

  • Flghtwolf sneaks out of his mom's cellar to go to visit a waitress at his favorite greasy spoon.

    She is about 80 years old, a fat heap around the middle. Her name is "MOM."

    She lets her hair go white. She calls him "Asshole'" He doesn't care. Flght has anti-social personality disorder. Flght wants money. He whines "MOM.....I'm AHAB, DAMN IT"! She quickly smacks him. "GET a job asshole! You're over 40!!"

    Flght is furious. He THINKS he has magical powers and will melt mama with his phaser eyes!

  • Flghtwolf sneaks out of his mom's cellar to go to visit a waitress at his favorite greasy spoon.

    She is about 80 years old, a fat heap around the middle.

    She lets her hair go white. She calls him "Asshole'" but

    in fact what he doesn't care the she calls ONLY HIM

    "asshole'". Flght has anti-social personality disorder. His head wobbles. He slurs

    "I'm AHAB, DAMN IT"! She quickly smacks his

    fat face. Flght sets to plotting. He THINKS he

    has magical powers and will melt her with his phaser eyes!

  • The welfare officer then smells a very rancid odor....she knows it's lazy CaptainSpaulding. She looks around the office and sees the racist pig. She then realizes she had a blonde moment....duh she thinks "why do I get stuck w/ lazy assmunch fuk from mommy's trailer home." Although grossed out she gives Spaulding his welfare check in hopes of getting him the fuk out. At the end of the day she realizes she had another blonde moment : racist whites on welfare have fat asses and very small brains.

  • Great song! Would love to be able get it without tracking down a copy of Jools Holland's album, though. Maybe it'll be on a Harrison box-set or rarities album, eventually.

  • Try to realize it's all from my mama’s garage,

    Mama can’t make me change!

    And to see I’m really really only very small,

    And my bullshit flows ON within me as it’s not about you.

    We were talking-about my losses that rise so high, and the musicians,

    Who gain the world while from music tests I run and hide-

    They don't care -they laugh at me-are you one of them?

  • I'm a loser I'm a loser And I'm not what I appear to be Of all the users I have harassed and bossed They’re some musicians I should never have crossed They’re educated and talented unlike me my friend I should have known they’d humiliate me in the end I'm a loser And I lost years ago to a fat white paraplegic who's dear to me I'm a loser And I'm not what I appear to be
  • @MrAngemystere what a good bitch slap!

    Jaimeguitar wants to know when I'll drop my Invacare Wheelchairs bullshit and own up to how I'm an ignorant, racist, lying, lazy, high school dropout and worthless right-winger from a shit hole called Clearwater, FL. I'm a nerd who watched Star Wars or Star Trek reruns instead of serious art. Am I a Gay paraplegic fetishist? The answer is yes. When you're a Republican like me, you're a retarded racist anyway. I lose bets and my party loses elections!

  • The other day I saw a guy with skates added to his wheelchair, and he took this chair out on the ice and was WHEELCHAIR-SKATING. It's hot to see a guy and his handicap. I was wanking watching him instead of sulking in front of You Tube hating on George Harrison.Feeling so insecure about myself for having no education. No friends. Having no sex Reading fetish stories for my auto-erotic asphyxiation sessions.

    Oh, back to the ice skating guy: It was hot to wank to him from the stands!

  • We the three fucked up trolls....me CaptainSpaulding, Flghtwolf the frustrated, and the Gay Dutch guy RobertFCrusader.... appreciate_ everyone smarter and more talented than us letting us jagoff to Blankfrack. We have a towtruck, er toh truk, ah, TOW TRUCK to your location to drop of our loads of bullshit we call "posts." Please stay put. You're our only audience.Our only contact with the outside world. We appreciate your condescension. Me! The Invacare Suppository Teen

  • Itz me CaptainSpaulding. Ilterate....illitarat...ILLITE RATE racist assmunch of Clearwater, Floridah. I now have_ two bets I run away from! I bet Jaime and Ange that I could find any craigslist guitarist who could play virtewosoh jazz classical and shreddher like Jaime. SHIT. I cant!. no shit craigslist guitarist can do dat!! So I run away! Ange bet me he post video of him play guitar,walk in NY neigherhod,and him laughing at me, Flghtwolf, Dutch Gay guy. I make bets i lose! im butt fucked!

  • @RobertFCrusader yes I did. Ah, its Christmas at my mom's trailer park. I will get to wank off to Blankfrack and my make believe paraplegic paraphernalia, which helps bring me to my happy ending! Because of my spazzing urges, spewing goo when I hose to Blankfrack, I'm not allowed to troll YouTube without changing my home channels.

    Instead I will spend my Christmas day cumming on here like last year....grossing out people with my Republican shit fantasies like good closeted right-wingers do.

  • @JaimeWheelschair we appreciate your input Blankfrack and we'll get back to you as soon as possible.

  • @MrAngemystere - My avatar is Foghorn Leghorn...the loud mouth chicken

    dumbly parked in a cartoon chicken coop that I watch hour after hour.

    Likely it's because I'm autistic. Or just retarded. Imagine what my sorry example means,

    staggered amongst the retarded likes of: CaptainSpaulding. His fuck ass trolls. Like Bag0fRats and his Gay Dutch Hairdressing alter ego, RobertFCrusader!

    MrAnge kicked the shit out of me in 2011. A lot of people did.

    Pffft! I'm the Pétomane of YouTube! Fuck ME!

  • @CubanCheGuevarra I mean blankfrack, we'll have to deny your claim on your wheel chair claim. It seems your girth has overloaded the chair which caused the electric motor to work too hard and made it overheat causing damage. We at Invacare pride ourselves in quality, but you're simply too fat for our products. We do understand Jenny Craigs is offering a paraplegic program for fat people, have you checked them out ?