Crashed PC fixes

[yubtub123456789]

Step 1: spaz out and throw yourcomputer at a wall. WARNING: This may break your computer. i tried and mine broke, so i got a new computer. and works fine.

[MathieuCore2]

step 1: restart your computer

[kRiiSpGaming]

haha "say someone comes into your room when your watching something you dont want them to watch" thats helped me ALOT i have been caught too many times :)

[KashkaENT]

Can anyone see a guy with ak74? lol

[MrMansur10]

You=BITCH

[Minigun101]

HAVE YOU TRIED HEAD BANG?

[RealStupidTV]

speakers go "you spin me right round baby right round..." mom comes in... HAMMERS WINDOWS AND D

[ViaLaBam25]

nice footbag collection. its my favorite hobby

[hicarbut]

your good typing with 1 hand kinda obvious :p

[Sk8inLegend]

You could be a good pose model XD

[IvanHorde2]

ctrl+alt+del forever helped me :3

[bonana99]

0:14 no shit :D:D:D:D:D

[toiletbrush169]

i got the same keyboard as you :D

[lastxp]

Sometimes you can end them manually by pressing Alt Ctrl Del, Tab, Space. Also there are registry tweaks to end no-responding tasks automatically.

[Galainis]

I WANT YOUR KEYBORD!!!!

[cheat12code]

Heres a great method that works neraly every time:

Windows Logo key + R [opens RUN]

Tskill hl2 (taskkill for some PC's)

[screamtech2]

There can be two issues:

1. Virus (Use AVG free)

2.. Corrupt registry ( Use reginout)

I am sure it will help you.

[KruelKramer]

Another Extreme fix: Hit the Power switch at the back. or pull the cord. most modern computers are built to withstand this quite easily, only old windows98 PC's couldnt take it. Sure, windows will yell at you, but you will later notice that it does not do much to the PC itself, PeopleSay that over the course of doing this, your computer will degrade. this is not true. most people are NOT quick with their Plug-Pulling, and may accidentally disconnect and reconnect the cord in a matter of seconds

[KruelKramer]

@KruelKramer (youtube didnt let me finish this)

Pulling the plug VERY quickly like you were pulling a slab of bacon of a Hot grill is the correct way to yank a cord, this will eliminate the possbility of it reconnecting and frying things, dont pull too hard though, as you may damage the cord itself. find an equilibrium. But, ig uaruntee you, if you were working on something, its probably gone. (unless your program has an auto-save feature)

[3kliksphilip]

@KruelKramer What does this achieve that simply switching the PC off doesn't?

[KruelKramer]

@3kliksphilip Pulling the plug is for some of the users who aren't fortunate enough to have a switch.

[RushFreak2]

Good Lord, I laughed so hard at this!

(Those are very good tips, I've had to use many of those myself.)

[rockgod111]

Or you could just buy a Mac. They don't tend to have these problems.

[3kliksphilip]

@rockgod111 They also don't support any of the programs that I want to use.

[rockgod111]

@3kliksphilip No they arnt,

[3kliksphilip]

@rockgod111 Yeah, that's what I just said. But in better English.

[rockgod111]

@3kliksphilip no you werent.

[3kliksphilip]

@rockgod111 'no they aren't' 'no you weren't' ...I'm sorry, I don't have time to debate things with people who lack knowledge in the area we're discussing, particularly when your only comments sound like something out of a Punch and Judy show. Maybe Mac use and poor quality comments are correlated.

[rockgod111]

@3kliksphilip Maybe PC related threads and unsubtle trolls are correlated.

[3kliksphilip]

@rockgod111 Maybe, but with that comment you've just owned yourself. Now, go back and play on your mac. Why did you even bother watching this video in the first place?

[rockgod111]

@3kliksphilip Because I am a proud PC owner. XD

[3kliksphilip]

@rockgod111 If you're so proud, then why did you recommend a Mac?

[valdezn1]

MY LAPTOP KEEP ON TURNING OFF ON ME WHAT DOES THAT MEAN PLEASE COMMENT BACK

[3kliksphilip]

@valdezn1 Have you tried turning it off then on again? ...oh, I see.

Maybe it's overheating. How far does it get when loading up? I don't think I can be very helpful in this problem, though.

[SantaTheHo]

Sweet! You have the same monitor as I do.. Love it! :P

[MeGaEdIIToRMaN]

Nice keyboard! :)

[werapoop]

that Crtl + D was new for me! Thx :D

[3kliksphilip]

@werapoop Windows+D

[bloodsuckern]

Control Alt delete DUIING

[thehumor]

i always press the instant reset button.

always works

[kitchsc]

if you mouse freeze you have a virus

[3kliksphilip]

@kitchsc It could be a lot of other things too

[DarknesspainF1]

@kitchsc i had mouse problem just like that when my usbwire was broken.

[cokefan3]

@1337MNTRO who?

[ompakt]

Yay , Saitek Eclipse , i have that keyboard too.

[cheat12code]

I know a really good method.

type (Windows Key ) + R [it will open the run menu]

then type "tskill hl2"

[MogDog66]

What I do is press control alt delete, go to task manager, and end hl2.exe

[07PamPer07]

Get windows 7 xD

[skumii]

another thing u can do when u see the little sand glass as u keep pressing CTRL,ALT+DELETE is to press H and then hold down ALT+C and press Y this makes windows to close for example hl2.exe if ur playing ccs or hl2 and all this becuz u pressed H after Ctrl alt delete as this process starts with the letter H. hope this helps and isnt too messy to understand!

PS, if it dosent work for you the first time keep pressing H and holding down ALT+C untill you get the correct Process to Quit!

[TheDiffusedPotatoe]

So you're saying that the hollow plastic painted object that is a key on a keyboard is not magical. You're saying that they're actually WIRED?! BLASPHEMY I SAY!

[phobos001]

Holy fuck, we have the same keyboard!

Lol, good tutorial, you are very good at them :)

[cheat12code]

Windows logo key + R >

then blindly type: tskill hl2

[AZWIN90]

extreme fixes rofl thats fucking hilarious

[yoyoyokiller]

Theres Also Ctrl+Alt+Delete

[carlinrox]

plz help me my computer isnt that crashed mut i can play games or watch videos or loook at pictures HELP!!!

[3kliksphilip]

@carlinrox So what's the problem?

[sano427]

@3kliksphilip i think he cant play games and stuff, he mistyped me thinks :P

[SnoweyMan111]

@3kliksphilip How did you get CS:S to crash?

[3kliksphilip]

@SnoweyMan111 I think I upset it with my cursing.

[thegregster101]

windows key and D !! my proplems are solved! LOL

[Eldoctor888]

at 2:18 it says step 2 again

[3kliksphilip]

@Eldoctor888 Damn, you caught me.

[Sk8inLegend]

@3kliksphilip he he!

[ImTheFool09]

hl2.exe is a pile of terrible. I bet it wasn't hard to get an opportunity to be able to make this video.

[3kliksphilip]

@ImTheFool09 Did you pirate the game?

[ImTheFool09]

@3kliksphilip Na, I bought the Orange Box. I've played it on 2 different computers, and my brother and friend also have problems with it crashing a ton. Especially when pressing "control" while in spectator mode. D:

[3kliksphilip]

@ImTheFool09 First time it's happened. And last.

[awsomepossum1340]

@ImTheFool09 FUCK STEAM, FUCK HALF LIFE, FUCK THIS SHIT. I SPEND 60 FUCKING DOLLARS IN STEAMS PILE OF STEAMING SHIT AND THEN, THE FUCKING FUCKTARDS RUNNING THE THING SAY I CANT PLAY MY FUCKING GAMES I PAYED FOR. I have absolutely had it with the pompous asshats at steam. I try to reinstall it and it starts at 79%. of course i defragment my files, i check the integrity of the files yet nothing fucking works. I want to destroy steam. If only there was someway to play gmod without using this POS.

[Magnificano]

well done

[myboombox2]

I just click the start button...

[lollipunkiro]

aaaa... u didint say alt+f4....

[3kliksphilip]

@lollipunkiro Honestly, if alt+f4 works then you didn't have a problem in the first place! Pah!

[Xewl]

@3kliksphilip ALT+F4 = disabled in CSS :) You have F10 there.

But I'm smart enough to unbind the key ^^

[3kliksphilip]

@Xewl They've fixed it now. It politely asks you if you want to quit.

[TheNetau]

LoL the face at 0:26

[94valeRa01]

after U pressed ctrl+alt+del U must press c (because counter-strike:source name there is "cstrike" in cs 1.6 its "hl" so U must pres h)

than press again del and enter, Ur problem should be solved, if it didn't worked try to do it again :P :)))))))))))

[aznkevinnumber7]

ROFL at 1:43

[WasabisoupProduction]

My 'Start and D" command is disable.

its says that "keys disabled" help please

[3kliksphilip]

Google the error, I can't help

[Xewl]

@WasabisoupProduction You can try "WinBTTN + M" too it does the same here.

[CyberNetTV]

nice vid, helped my comp.

btw... how do you put a picture above the video description??? do you have to pay anything? if so how much??? PLZ REPLY!!

[3kliksphilip]

@CyberNetTV You have to be a partner

[besiputih1]

i go for extreme but to long to go to my game

[Roofroller]

i have the same exact keyboard :)

[stickmakerman]

once we had a Saitek Eclipse

[ididntdoit7]

thats a bad ass keyboard lol

[stephanieo2haha]

ill try this on my computer im on my laptop right now

[RaNgErTaHiR]

do ctr+alt+delete

[revange4jim]

i did step 3 and now my desktop wont start whenever i turn on the thingy. Im on my laptop atm. Whenever I hold on the button, it doesnt start or w\e, yet i see a yellwo light.

[3kliksphilip]

Have you tried unplugging and plugging it in again? :D

[revange4jim]

yes i have When I plut it back in, it doesnt start up.

[3kliksphilip]

Turn your PC on again. Sleep / power isn't going to mess up your PC, and hitting the keyboard is only going to hurt your keyboard. Press the sleep button again. Press everything! QUICK!

[revange4jim]

no but the problem is, it wont turn on.

[3kliksphilip]

I don't know then

[Super2009Gamer]

I think you fried you're motherboard.... or the graphics card :S thats bad

[3kliksphilip]

If he did damage his computer it would have been the reason for the crash in the first place, not from the 'solutions' provided in this video.

[Super2009Gamer]

ok. * face palm*

[revange4jim]

I did somehow damage it :p I thought this video would somehow help me resolve my problem, nope. Thanks for tellin me the situation though. Now how shud i fix it? >.> (places like bestbuy etc)

[3kliksphilip]

How am I supposed to know what's wrong from that description? Tell me how it stopped working, step by step.

[revange4jim]

ok heres how it went down-

I was downing a few songs from Itunes. Then everything just paused. I was like "wtf" what happened. I clicked on my desktop and it seemd like I could go bak to the desktop. (you know the way ur mouse kinda highlights your icon if u click on it) so i clicked on it.

Nothing happened. I tried to minimize everything, hit the start button, and nothing was happening. I even waited >.>. (FYI i didnt know about this vid while I was doing this)

So i was forced to my last

[revange4jim]

resort. I pressed on the button that starts/shuts down my pc. It did shut it down, and regulary it would go back up if I hold on it again, and wait. This time was different. It blicks for a split second (yellow flash) and turns off again. Whenever I click on that button, my router says its not there. So....yea thats my situation.

Dont worry if you cant fix it or whatever :p I'm just glad I got to talk to an expert or somesort O.o

[3kliksphilip]

I don't know how good you are with computers. I can't help with out physically having access to your computer. Try disconnecting everything and plugging them back in again. Maybe it was a power surge.

[revange4jim]

Done so :( it doesnt work.

[LTAciDLT]

I always use the sleep button it works all the time

[2CoolF0rSch00l]

While the game froze you can press Crtl+Alt+Delete Then if you see that the mouse response you can simply press H in-case if its one of the source games (hl2 is the process name in task bar) So when you press h it will automatically without the mouse choose hl2 > press delete and tap enter! There you go :)

[Hansieil]

Same keyboard as me >;)

[Beardactal]

SO f10 doesn't work....D:

[miniboris1]

2:18 i lolled so much

[simoNfoshizzL]

step 5: FACEROLL!!!!!!!!!!

[yesoxxx]

omfg hahaahaha dude you ar god of css

well one of the best i think you ar !!

[Meteorito494]

0:27 you were like !where you looking at?" xD

[perli55]

step 3 is the best

[jambamz]

step 3 dude, pmsl!!!

[emseebasha]

another useful one is scream down ventrillo at every1 else blaming them then face roll on the keyboard...

[rocketmen1]

actually the sleep button seems to be the best option it just worked for me after half life2 crashed

[rocketmen1]

AND THEN after extreme fixes comes "angry germen kid fixes" which involves screaming and smashing your keyboard at full force into your desk until the escape falls out then clear off everything on your desk execept your monitor with one sweep then problem solved...

[centosan]

f10

[TheRager298]

Thank god for button mashing

[3kliksphilip]

There's some real nerd talk going on here!

[karlidonjah]

alt+ f4

[eatbeavers]

ohhh windows + d useful ;)

[tASKULAx]

ctrl + Alt + delete

[superssjtrunks]

That's what I sometimes do.

Or just bash on the Cancel button

[MovieBlooper99]

OR even better is "ctrl + alt + esc"

[Saxappealed]

You forgot Alt+F4 (Closes the current program)

[Francis115pinoy]

Alt+F4 doesnt work at source games

[imyokoyoko]

Ctrl + Shift + Esc and then pres "h" and then supr and enter. this will close the CSS client ;)

YoKo

[Legendhalfliferrr]

where is the keyboard *smack* ??? :D:D:D:D:D

[flameknight7]

i never knew about window+d before. THANKS!

[thewr0ngchild]

Freezing is a common symptom of overheating. You should check that all your fans are operational and are spinning at the correct speeds. It can also be a symptom of memory & hard disc issues.

[rasmus1995]

Omg i love step 3 :D rofl round on the keybord xD

[supadeedoopavids]

my pc crashed while watching this WTF?????????

[dart6588]

SAME!

[Dominik415]

lol, the beginning of step 2 helped a lot ;D

[Digadogup]

lol

[letsalldieforpie]

I have this strange problem occasionly when Im loading up a source game, the game just keeps maximizing and minimizing for a while.

CTRL ALT+DEL works SOMETIMES.

[RadGH]

This wouldn't happen if you had a dual-core CPU. Games like CS:S do not use both cores so the game freezes you still have half your CPU to manage background programs (ex: WINDOWS).

Also, you can play the game in a window. Playing in a window will always let you tab out or press windows key / ctrl alt del / ctrl shift esc. When in fullscreen, the program must manage the minimize/maximize abilities which it cannot do when it is frozen.

Nice vid :D

"This is how to fix your comp *mashes keyboard*"

[3kliksphilip]

I do have a core 2 duo.

It doesn't just allocate one core per application, it isn't that neat. Plus Source is one of the most finely optimized games out there for multi-core processors.

[RadGH]

Just read that it is multi-core since Orange Box, but I only play Garrysmod which never tops 50% of my dual core. Does CS:S run on Source Engine 2?

[3kliksphilip]

CSS runs on the older version of Source. There's no Source Engine 2 yet, Valve just keeps tweaking the old engine. Though I think it's reaching its limit.

[RadGH]

I sure would like my Gmod to run on two cores, is there anything you have to do for CS:S or is it just like that by default?

[3kliksphilip]

You can't change it.

[ayongbadboy]

Tanx Dude!!!!!!!!

[2rslvl126]

CCS!!

I get that in L4D sometimes.. I usually just press the start button or ctrl alt del and then end the process.

Any ideas of how to fix a computer crash when your monitor turns off, your keyboard is non-responsive and.. your graphics card isn't all that high temp?

[XinkinXark]

and that is why windows sucks...!

[3kliksphilip]

With out Windows there wouldn't be games like Empire Total War

[XinkinXark]

Good point, but if we didnt have windows, some random people would probably make games for linux. If steam released a client for linux, I would scrap my windows and get ubuntu or something similar.

[3kliksphilip]

True, but then Linux would simply replace Windows in the suckiness factor as it would get bogged down with viruses and attacks due to its popularity- and don't forget the incompatibility it picks up from having to run loads of different programs.

[XinkinXark]

yes that is very true, well i guess the perfect OS will never be created...

[GwAMovies]

Hahahaha :D Great Vid dude! :D

[biglou117]

step 3 was awesome

[style9950]

lol

[raptorjesusftw]

I love step 3, ownage :D

[StargateFan4]

thanks i didnt know about the windows+D thing thanks ^^ lol

[skaruts]

There is another thing you might try with the CTRL+ALT+Del combo. It has worked for me already and it's also a life saver if the Task Man doesn't take over. Which happens a lot with games.

When you press CTRL+ALT+Del the task manager shows up and the process that's selected by default is the one you're currently running (in your case it's css executable). There's a button on the lower part to terminate the process with one of the letters underlined. --> continued --->>

[skaruts]

(eh, this is good! Can make a short text long! never occured to me b4. Nvm)

Now, I don't know which key is in the english version of Windows, but in mine, that is in PT, is T. If you press that key it'll bring up the terminate process dialog box. If it doesn't appear in the screen, maybe it's in the background and you can try pressing Enter or Space to say yes to it. You can try the same sequence several times if nothing happens. And if it still doesn't work... oh well, power button, eheh.

[gazziwa]

Haha Cool I kneew the mosto of all Comands But THanks so much

[ShaqHoward]

Sup, whats your keyboard brand and model.. and is it any good for fps's?

[hankparish]

O.O my sister said you hawt ... i feel violated now

[schusta677]

YOU said step 2 twice. LOL. BTW YOUR MAP MAKING VIDS ARE AWSOME

[JulianBabe321]

nice keyboard

[davidsk8cat]

oh, what monitor is that, its quite nice, and i am looking for a new one, nothing special just a nice one, bigger then the v.horrible 15" on i have ATM.

[davidsk8cat]

aahh, the windows key + d is new to me, cool, ill probabl never use it though, but its nice to know :)

excellent video, but, what brought you to mske it? was your computer crashed at the time and you thought to make the video, and get something good out of a crash?

and LMAO @ hads rolling over keyboard in hope of win, but being gretted by fail!

[thecre8ter]

CTRL+SHIFT+ESC might work on vista, it is the direct shortcut to Task Manager, and it won't come up with that big screen of options

[CrazyMuggost]

Try to juggle with your PC, maybe that work ^^

[gmodrules972]

thanks worked :D lol

[CrazyMuggost]

lol.

1 million juggling balls :D

[Laserlight30]

True True...

We all know it, and hate it ;)

If your mouse freezes its usualy due to the Os.. or even possibly the ram or overheating..

Hey? what am i talking about, Its ALLWAYS anything, so it could be a number of things..

Just remarkable how computers ALLWAYS stop working at the most ironic times, or when YOUR IN A RUSH..

Anyways.. you forgot to add the following:

1. If all fails just either scream, cry, shout, make it worse and hope that its not hardware related :P

Cya dude ;)