Garfunkel and Oates All Over Your Face

[p208134]

Easiest thing to masturbate to on YOUTUBE ... You thats kinda massive well done

[13nick15]

in a way that turned me on

[Klickker]

not thirsty, more like horny.

[ImVIRT]

i can only imagine the comments people will leave..

[ietglue]

I worked 3 weeks and ate a lot of eggs and they just splash it over their faces. What a waste!

[fonstw]

That. Was. The. Most. Semen. I've. Ever. EVER. Seen...

[mikemetalevafans]

BUKKAKE!

fap fap fap!

25 people is fag!

and are jellous to dont have it all over their ugly faces

[ZBalentine1]

These chicks really like milk.

[ipwnTOUCH4]

OH yeah all over my face and lower back. lol RWJ

[mooplusmoo]

@ipwnTOUCH4 LOL

[EXfingerboarder409]

my bad guys

[RamoncitoDF]

Ok chicks

[33serenade]

what the hell...

[jukoi]

I came... to enjoy some nice propaganda :D

[KHIMERA609]

Well, now I am.

[YokeOfTheDamed]

Mmmmmmmmm looks tasty

[omg211000]

That's milk, right? 

[TheIloveelectrohouse]

@omg211000 No it's unejaculated sperm.

[omg211000]

@TheIloveelectrohouse Dammit

[EXfingerboarder409]

...

[neroxtreme1380]

I have the weirdest boner.

[457billbass21]

That was so HOT!

[BBgunsandmore]

@Dreamer8991 Learn to spell twat

[TheRydog100]

I have the weirdest boner...

[Wapp0H3ad]

@TheRydog100 i got it too...

[drunkbunny94]

GOT MILK!!?!! 

[bigmandea]

How did I get from a Miley Cyrus music video to this?

[Dreamer8991]

stupid fucking bitching sluts y not just let some random guy cum on yer face instead of wasting milk ya stupid moronic fools...

[kirimikium]

kind of gross, but I just nudged you ahead of Flight of the Conchords in my book of gangster folk. (not because of this particular video though)

[happyisthehacker]

...and i jizzed in my pants...

[DefinitionIsGone]

I'd tear up both of them. Uhh. Uhh..

[Mimi1979Nani]

you have some white stuff on your face

[Clint945]

When i first seen this title i was like: o.o

Then i was like: O.O!

Now i'm all like: -_-'

[yakumanification]

Looks creepy...

[TheMDizzle87]

Lol, fucking sluts, u think we dont know what u mean by this, i hope i get a chance to jizz right all over ur ugly faces just to piss ya off

[TheIloveelectrohouse]

@TheMDizzle87 But would they complain?

[TheMDizzle87]

@TheIloveelectrohouse NO, cuz theyre sluts

[TheIloveelectrohouse]

@TheMDizzle87 Fair enough.

funny sluts :)

[TheIloveelectrohouse]

@TheMDizzle87 Uhhh, kinda sometimes, and also.... they meant it to be ironic, cos thats what guys would think.

[evittslee]

@TheMDizzle87 Oh my god, you are so fucking stupid.

[TheErraticTheory]

Thirsty no HORNY YES!

[oreosis]

they didnt ruin his show. just one episode

[Card20Man]

@oreosis his show was already ruined. gtfo

[A10S10001]

and your lower back

[OriginalYonkami]

Kids calm down they didn't ruin anything on rays show

[KennethKeyt]

am i the only one whos aroused here?

[Edgswagg]

suuure milk ;D

[derekgarcia500]

you girls kinda did fuck up rays shows

[H8tinVidz]

They both kept their mouths semi open ... To get some white Literine on their teeth

[SKshooter]

i want to drop a load on the blond chicks face

[xEP1CxFILMSx]

you fucked up rwj shows

[spaceflye]

Cum all over your face

[Nerfharris457]

Theyre definetly more happy than they should be

[h0wud0in2]

because you see the milk very much resembles semen for the naked eye ...

[TheSecretLight]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

[NielsBlok567]

Thirsty? More like horny!

Someone had to say it...

[akino15]

yeah... everybody thought the same thing... *boner*

[KraljOsovina]

GIGGITY!

[FlyingCheezBurgers]

I have the bonest weirder 

[ZombieToken]

Brilliant advertising.

[robdebekker]

Bam! Right in the kisser! Bam! Right in the kisser! Bam! Right in the kisser! Bam! Right in the kisser! Bam! Right in the kisser! Bam! Right in the kisser! Bam! Right in the kisser! Bam! Right in the kisser!

[bluefrog85]

Bukkake!

[TheIloveelectrohouse]

@bluefrog85 your fucked in the head

[bluefrog85]

@TheIloveelectrohouse LOL but they MEANT for it to look dirty. You can't tell me they didn't.

[ElDonno95]

The awkward moment when this doesn't give you am erection, but it's pay because, IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE SEXUAL

[GuitarTeacherWillard]

im ..umm..just ..gonna ..take .my laptop to the bathroom now and um ...yeaah O_O *jizz in my pants*

[XItte90]

no, iam not thirsty, and if i was i would not drink milk.... i would drink water.

[skullcrusher915]

I know something else white that can go over your face

[kibcubed]

Well, I.... guess I have a craving for milk. So... yeah.

[grayad]

theres a cum joke in here somewhere.. i just cant seem too..find..uh*gh

rftgyhujihugyftrdgfthyju.. sorry had to clean off the keyboard

[Kalmfox172]

I'm not sure what just happened...

but I think I'll watch it again...

[megamigit23]

skeet!skeet!skeet!

[mgallagher53]

I find this exceedingly easy to masturbate to.

[ShaggyFourth]

RAGING comment about how people aren't supposed to get a BONER to this video.

[PhelanVelvel]

It's clearly supposed to be ironic, like much of what they do. They're obviously making fun of the fact that guys find that sort of innuendo hot, no matter how much it departs from looking like anything sexual at all. The guy is literally pouring milk on them and people are still talking about how they have boners. I'm sorry, it's just so sad to me, how people act like 12 year-olds. They're females, though, so they're not allowed to be ironic without people getting off.

[keshkirshkinra]

@PhelanVelvel Someone missed the joke. Before you reply, please look up sarcasm, and if possible, the complete history of British humour.

[PhelanVelvel]

@keshkirshkinra I didn't miss the joke. The people posting "HRRRRRNGH I WUD FUCK THERE FACEZ SO HARD" are the ones who missed the satire, because they think that's actually what the comedians were trying to get across. They're not advertising themselves as sex toys, like the 12 year-olds on here think, they're making fun of something.

[PhelanVelvel]

At one point the guy literally is holding cartons of milk, yet you somehow are aroused because you think it looks like something sexual? That's a pretty wild imagination.  It's "All Over YOUR Face," not "All Over OUR Faces." Typical, they try and do something humourous and the comments are just full of people wanking away and talking about jizzing and cumming on them. You can appreciate the humour in something without having to masturbate and make it about objectification. Pathetic.

[VixenHime]

12 people can't appreciate quality Bukkake when they see it. lol

[TheGraham27]

@VixenHime lmfao good comment lol

[shan128]

Got milk?

[ConaviusSirLonglegs9]

hmmm. wait one second. is there some underlying sexual reference here??? you son of a gun!

[DrePants44]

I. CAN. FAP. TO. THIS.

[koffinkat666]

Degrading they stood for so much more,

[gammaworld]

I love the way the director of photography really captured the intense...emotion...

[Nic7320]

Got Milk?

[MSpaintISmySHIT]

11 people swallow

[squamish4244]

Is that Peter North just out of frame?

[P2000Camaro]

Yeah.. That's about accurate with the amount of jizz I can release........ Am I the only one??

[bkilpatr100]

What is all over your faces I wonder?

[fahs]

Nice. Sweet on the outside, dirty on the inside. Love it.

[doubledodeccagon]

blah blah sperm joke

[doomfan12345]

And....Boom goes the dynamite

-Cleveland, From Family Guy

[theevilxdocter]

this is my fetish...

[happydoomy]

I think it was supposed the be the shoot for the album cover.

[mowgli2071]

Wow, I didn't know THIS seemingly-obligatory part of EVERY scene (btw, straight porn, whose audience is 97% straight GUYS, who just fast forward through it anyway, so ***WHY***?) could be done soft-core, and be actually hot!!!

[MrBuch169169]

Advertising is wierd now.

[duepf1]

I'd like to see that in slowmo

[690169]

Peter North stopped by huh?

[690169]

Hmmmm....INTERESTING looks like ummmmm.....yeah lol

[bboyasist]

"Cum Blast Supreme" needs to be a title of a bonus song.

[hewgbowner]

That's it...take it like a woman. This sums up every sexual fantasy I've ever had. Especially of you two.

[mattymckoble]

You ladies ever need a groupie, let me know.

[SomewhereNofA]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[jad10003]

what a beautiful waste of milk....

[NoAssembleyRequired]

Well, I know what I'm fapping to.

[chardude]

got sperm?

[hoketero]

i find this video eay to masturbate to

[swildermuth]

You're very very bad girls...yum.

[PenguinFury]

That is awesomely Hott!

[metaZen]

Riki Lindhome shows her very sexy set of girl boobs in the movie "Last House on the Left" thank you sexy funny girls.. I can laugh and touch myself at the same time!!!

[hydrosav2007]

Hahaha

[skotnoctis]

I think I just filled the cup.

[svbaseball34]

Got Jizz?

[audacitymedia]

Pearl necklace...tasty

[Hazelnutfilling]

hehe "Coming" soon....

[ArturoandtheMachine]

Bukkake!

[GRD31u]

I'll admit it, I had a fap... or three.

[Peculiarist]

I hope there's a DVD version of this.

[kelanth462]

was it hole milk?

[casmatt1]

there... they're pure genius

[natoshiaa89]

awesome. but they should have made it more appealing to all of us lesbians...

[casmatt1]

@natoshiaa89 how do you suggest they do that?

[laker090]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[megamigit23]

@laker090 gaygidy

[Ant1Live]

@laker090 What color is it?

[PAR33401]

YouTube lower 1/3 ads are SO annoying!!!

[trevatrevs]

hey i like milk to (b^-^)b 2%

[gamenode]

I can do that for real all by myself.

Seriously!

[mitdylan]

@gamenode Yeah, I can throw milk at comedians as well.

[ZakSaysRawr]

okay were all thinking of the rude joke here. 0:19 nice jugs.

[explainyouandme]

Oates i feel bad for she has such a small head anyway

[ungoyone]

... Is it bad that I watched this in fullscreen?

G&O is hi-larious.

[kyoukan102]

9 people aren't Japanese

[HardNotTo]

How incredibly sexual is this promo?

[Kiriacf]

they should have just said coming soon all over your face

[MrJohnrod420]

Toooo Excellent!

[datnobodyking13]

Why do i have a boner???

[vanityrose12]

@datnobodyking13 then it's not just me lol

[MrSpinshot]

@datnobodyking13, you have a boner because of 0:06.

[HunterAlucard]

Wait...

What was this video about??

[defaced190]

oh god oh god no!!!

[newport5]

I respect them alot for their artistic abilities and their creativity but its a large plus to see them in wet tshirts and covered in white fluids

[libidomosquito]

Bukkake!

[Evanmileus]

It looks like jizz! How cute!

[SEORGJSGE]

I want to see those two make out.

[CreeperNight]

Watch Video + Scrolling Down + Comments = Semen Jokes! SO... MANY... SEMEN JOKES!

[traltixx]

Superb lighting achieved!

[johndonofrio84x]

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[jffrocks]

If they are practicing for a wet t-shirt contest my advice is lose the bras to win.

[nezpercenathan]

8 frigid old bats gave it a thumbs down.

[GuanoLad]

Yes please.

[kimallen1o1]

Got Milk? lmao

[pastormikeb68]

NAaaaahhh, Ill pass

[TheKenTerry]

Effin teases.

[Vacheresseb]

Is this intentionally supposed to be a sexual innuendo or not?

im confused/aroused

[domon7411]

@Vacheresseb

Considering they have made songs about handjobs and sex with ducks, I would say it definitely is a possibility.

[parafuso12]

WTF???????????????????????????­??????

[Thetis101]

White - All over your face - Coming soon.

Dirtay.

[arnjing]

cool with a lil hint of kinkiness

[Geoshi]

I want milk. =D

[StinkyMcStinkerton]

@Geoshi but is it supposed to be milk I wonder...hmm

[jonmichaeljonmichael]

I can't wait.

[ChewyAndGo]

oh. my. god.

[KeswickPinhead]

Got Spooge?

[thegoodnamesrallgone]

GOT MILK?

[rmysterio80]

im....confused on how i should feel about this.....

[punkofsteam]

@rmysterio80 Aroused

[Total1Chaos195]

what youre all seeing in this video is God's cumshot...