Hilarious Chrysler Dealership Training Video

[d8ea]

it's a vice cover

[mlr06121974]

hahaha wonder how many takes it took to get it right everybody should show this to there service manager lol

[OsgoodFielding111]

ah damnit, my ambeficient lunar wane shaft always goes out and side fumbles...

[DeAtHiNaDrAgOn]

i don't get it, what pixel is the voice coming from?

[SRT10RAMLVR]

In simplification, the dynamics of the plausible outcome of the discombobulated may be ironically bullshitted time and time again.

Dingle arm

[Ronnie07083]

So THAT'S why Osam ... errr ... oBama .. bailed 'em out!! Go figger!

[hippo459]

@Ronnie07083 you gotta work on that ignorance there.

[TanningMiami]

did he just say to bill more hrs for no work? lol :0

[76GaDawgs]

Was this filmed through an Aquarium

[M14SINAL0A]

thanks bud

[jeffrothegamer]

I still drive a dodge and yes they are cheap.Fords arent much better.

[CaptainDishman]

lunar wang shaft?

[zack95clark]

The flux-muster.

[lgman83]

Laymans term = Replace after 10,000 miles or 4 seasons of Marklarks

[RandallDale]

I was waiting for him to press the button again and disappear into thin air.

[r0mulyni2]

Lol

[17shanew]

I have a replicating dingle arm. Simplified, it's called a penis.

[fullmetaljason]

@17shanew HAHAHA

[josiemcdoo925]

duh?!!!!

[MrWelloff]

hehehe... he said "score-motion" and "reciplicating dingle-arm"

[trulymeparker]

This has got to be fake. Next time 'cigarette lighter test and diagnosis?'

[millsfreak]

So that's how it works.....

[camarocanam]

now wonder no one here in UT, can fix the damn things.

[superdave7498]

sligroa bigraman tornarkar imateratering fligerate.

[soderquistcentr]

Jargon is so ineffective! Look at our video called "Business Jargon"

[auaiao9]

blah blah blah blab blab blab

[Commando303X]

L.O.L. at, "Now that we know how the turbo encabulator works [...]."

[blackgreen15]

If Zappa were alive, he could set this to music. Someone should.

[hod05]

"since little or nothing is known in the principles of magneto reluctance diagnosis can be difficult" haha lol if nothing was known about the principles how did some one design a useful machine upon them

[LG396]

ROFL. I'm laughing so hard I just drooled on myself.

I heard "dingle arm" LOLOLOL

[MichaelJE2]

This could not be more simple for me to understand. How come nobody understands how it works?

[mechanizeddeath]

"and songbook!"

[45vtec]

You will be directed to perform a series of tests. It will raise the billable hours by the service department, but will perform no further useful function.

[Wintersnight01]

Much of the text is identical to a similar hoax by Rockwell Automation. But it's still hillarious

[simontrepanier]

I'm gonna turbo encabulate you !

[stayjit1]

I was waiting for him to show us the dilithium crystals in the warp core.

[CatFro4]

" since little or nothing is known about the principles involved in magneto reluctance, diagnosing faults can be a problem ... "  & " treat all other problems as if they do not exsist . "

words to live by

[talkingman]

squeezebox313, you are CORRECT, sir! Do I know you?

-Master Tech

[xeroats]

turbo encapulator!!!! HAHAAAHAHAAH what bout the effect on the muffler bearings. it makes StarTrek easy to understand LMAO

[bigtopbollocks]

Refer to the manual to perform a series of tests that serve no other function than to raise the billable hours of the service dept.

A seceret code that anyone can catch its a head cold!

well funny!

[TheTruthRocks]

"too much gas in the fuel system." CLASSIC comedy, right there!

[northwest290]

he said dingle arm lol

[squeezebox313]

That's Bud Haggert doing his famous "turbo encabulator" routine and Mike Kraft taking it to the next level. This looks like it was shot at the old Victor Street Studio in Highland Park where Ross Roy used to produce the Chrysler Master Tech service training videos.

[mchemicalr159]

You know, if you watched this on LSD, you'd be able to take all of the parts he mentions and make a time machine/coffee maker

[Mr556x45mm]

*TREAT ALL OTHER PROBLEMS AS IF THEY DO NOT EXIST*

[psychedallas]

I thought they were building a time machine. you sure this isn't circa 2990

[maxhauler]

awesome video. I'd like to see the look on the faces of the students as they start this video in class .. before they realize it's a joke and are getting thoroughly 'discombobulated'.

[426tube]

As a former Chrysler tech, I saw that video at a Chrysler training center and those two guys are the regular video instructors of the day. The old guy Bud hit the lottery for a million or so and retired and was replaced by the younger guy.

[RedSarcov]

So what is he actually saying? Well, I heard him say magneto electric, and that is old school AND only involves the ignition system, but by the title of the video, I am guessing he is talking about transmissions... But then I get totally lost when he was talking about loss of fuel in the end. So what does this all mean?

There was a previous video with a problem, loss of engine power. He suggests to use this tool to check the ignition, fuel input and power output.

Ive seen lammer ford vids.

[RickEhrenberg]

Have two cups of STRONG coffee and watch it again.

[thesquirrel082190]

@RedSarcov how stupid are you to not know this is a joke?

[palefaced1]

To much gas in the fuel system?? Lol fail

[chevynut71570]

LMAO! That was fuckin hilarious!

[gangbang5able]

what the hell

[strongastigerclaw]

ugghh... I'm tired of engineers talking about the 7 quadrulate modulaters, we need to focus more on upgrading the hydraulic bypassing segments. Also, I think that guy might e a little bit insane.

[firstmatefyrefly]

huh?

[GIJeffpauze]

i totally get it. it all makes sense now.

[pdpfatal37]

because all technicians would understand half of the words bob is saying...

[Krisando]

This video helped with my homework! Oh boy am I happy. :)

[DatsDaveVW]

i know this is a joke, but was it really filmed by Chrystler?

[RickEhrenberg]

Yes

[RickEhrenberg]

Yes 

[lutherarao]

Free energy is finaly here!But the coverup is very strong,Go to LT-MAGNET-MOTORdotCOM and get the blueprints for a genuine magnet motor ,Let the revolution begin!

[1L6E6VHF]

The announcers are masters of their art. The delivered the whole thing with a straight face, not a step missed, not a smirk or grin out-of-line.

I hope they did not suffer from years of workplace exposure to dihydrogen monoxide.

[chrisblued4]

u guys dont get this?

[ZerostarMedia]

That guy is wrong about the magneto reluctance modial interactor. He's point to the opposite side of the turboencabulator. The MRMI is actually closer to his left elbow on the back of the TE. It's located next to the hybonic processing valves for the transmission altruitive o-rings. Anyone that has ever worked on a 90's chrysler/dodge tranny should know that. I call BS. I wish they'd actually get engineers to do these videos, not some twat actor. ugh

[salmeron7]

sounds like he talking about the Millennium Falcon not a old dam car

[artvandelay13]

"Refer to the Turbo Encabulator Diagnostic Procedures Manual and Songbook" lulz

[moptop1316]

ha dinglearm lol

[Perilcrown]

WTF

[jasmithne204]

manual and ...songbook?!

[jamesevanhenry]

Ah, the good ol' dingle arm to reduce sinusoildel deplanoration.

Wait, what the fuck is that?!

[VoidOnTuesday]

What is this a fucking Hyperdrive??!?!?1

[BeardTransplant]

This guy sounds like he's reading L. Ron Hubbard.

[syxxyodelson]

actually they do use stupid terms like that, and it's getting worse. Try and convince someone that they need to refill the diesel exhaust fluid

[dunechard]

I knew that....

[kae1923]

i swear to god they made up half those words.

[RickEhrenberg]

Gee..ya think?

[VoidOnTuesday]

@kae1923 more than half

[evewurtele]

@kae1923

plus, lots of the words are real, but nothing to do with engines/cars...

[daniellma]

@kae1923 Not made up, just never put in that order. haha

[thesmart358]

@kae1923 It's real life treknobabble. :P

[RacerX6988]

"and that controls the dingle arm"

[quirpco]

I think I understood the word "test". LOL

[Hamilton940]

"The dingle arm causes sinusoidal defloweration."  I need to watch this again. I would have loved to see videos of the guys at the dealerships watching this thing.

[jayguy173]

mine only sync at a phase of 120 but i need to upgrade if i want 180 phase detractors

[wingnut8a]

Reading these comments is frightening...... even my gramma would realize this was a gag after about 20 seconds. Hint.... about half the words are real, about half are fake, and about 98% have no use in this context. (I.E. magnetos exist but are no longer used in cars; "geiger scales" don't exist, though there is such thing as a geiger counter; and no real Chrysler video would say to raise the billable hours and lie about the problem to the customer. Wake up people.

[wingnut8a]

"Turbo Encabulator diagnostic procedures manual and song book".... frikken hilarious.

[goodbeerfinder100]

ok my chrysler cannot fly to saturn, so something is wrong with this video

[citywide44]

Is this a gag?

[EntinludeX]

Wait...."for the purposes of obscurity"? 1:55

Hmmmm....

[RickEhrenberg]

That's ALL you caught? You need lots more caffeine!

[EntinludeX]

@RickEhrenberg All??

No, just the one I felt like commenting on. ^_^

[mossandthesea]

Blah blah...LOL!!!

[CockpumpVideo]

sounds like he is talking about servicing the engines for the star ship enterprise...beam me up kirk...

[tejhim]

It's common knowledge that hiccuping and burping noises are cause by too much gas in the fuel lines. Tell me something I know! hah!

[wallyedgarchevrolet]

Keep it simple!

[KaiserVadin]

Whats with all the very confusing names !?. i know flywheel is part of the car ...

[randkprouductions]

at the end (say nothing is found)

[originalrhombus]

Someone please tell me how these guys managed to keep a straight face while they did this.

I'll bet it was fun, though.

[jayguy173]

i redevoloped this product

[guygalliger]

I'am afraid to watch again, I have to wipe my eyes from laughing, holy shit, the more he taked the funnier it was.

[GeneralAnonymous]

Is it bad that I have no idea why this is funny?

[RickEhrenberg]

More like sad.

[fashank22]

@GeneralAnonymous because he sounds like he is saying its simple but he explains it with complex terms and explainations haha

[crabbypants1978]

@GeneralAnonymous You and I are a mechanics favorite customer

[masterkdrifter]

huh? i was lost at 0:00

[Nezahualcoyotl001]

makes total sense, ingenious.

[Mixedbreed3]

I am a mechanic and I have never heard of any thing so hilarious. I am crying right now.

[cllewis1]

K-car alert!

[rgaspary]

Of course! this makes perfect sense! This must be why I can't ever get anything good in my car stereo!

[jbarna1]

Where did this come from??? It's very well done!

[birdman5002]

My lunar wayneshaft is fundamentally malfunctioned.

[gosnato]

The captions are awesome! Also amazing new google technology, little creepy too. 

[jfhh316]

I would almost buy one of these. He is really good. Must have practiced quite a bit.

[0Bryc30]

This video is hilarious with captions on! XD

[Ragnar666]

Anyone else noticed at the end of this that the second guy shows you the book backwards? xD

[imurc]

"Turbo Encabulator diagnostics manual and song book" :)

[GraveDigger9989]

lol... Come back to earth

[matak99]

The second guy giving the technobabble, isn't that Jonathan Frakes, #1 from Star Trek TNG? But much younger

[Ian74263]

What the hell is a Unilateral Phase Detractors (0:23), and Cardinal Grameters (0:28)?

[RickEhrenberg]

You really don't know? 4th-grade dropout? ;->

[ding0925]

@RickEhrenberg Really.. where has this tool been all his life..

[newkillergenius]

@Ian74263

Nevermind that, what the hell is 'side-fumbling' and dingdlearm?

[jasonmoore1900]

i understood him up to 20

[jenelson79]

so is that where the blinker fluid goes

[jaybirdshelbync]

Turbo incabulators aren't encased... they're marslebased since 2002.

[BlastCube]

I can imagine a teacher showing this as a preview on the first day of mechanics class, then saying "By they end of the semester, you'll be able to understand what the hell that guy was actually talking about!"

[JediMasterRich]

He also didn't mention that the armature sprocket can cause interference, which in turn can restrict the flow in the dynaflow resulting in sinusidal lactospurmatic fluids to backup. This often causes hyperweakening of the dingle piston and increased neumopsychosomatic pressure in the cranial plate, which always leads to uncontrollable and excessive reciprocating movements of ones dongle arm along the central shaft. ;)

[JediMasterRich]

"Refer to the turbo ecabulator manual and "SONGBOOK"??", LMAO

[speedtroller]

Whoever wrote this is a vernacular Genius... LOVE IT!!!

[Andulusian]

Oh, I need to take a course in this. I did not know about fremambulic modulic girdle springs. I knew about dingle arms and turbo entabulators. The moximatulator run test is indeed a head code.

[bigbag70]

anyone can catch a head code buahahahahah

[RobertKlayton]

I don't know much about this new device but the video did help me with noised in my own pickup.

I suggested just what he said, that there was too much gas in my fuel. They drained it and flushed out the lines. It's running great now. The dealer wanted $700, but Pep Boys did it for $375.00 and even changed the oil.

[brandon6pk]

i hope everybody knows that this is fake!

its still funny as hell!!

[DLM28659]

WTF? :?

[BobbyEshleman]

lunar wayne shaft?

[Standingwithfeast]

Is this in English? I am lost, and I am angry that I am not updated to all these High tech termolonomonologies. Is that a new Transmission for the GM space mobile that can travel in the space of light into space to see the end of our Nation Debt? Deep instruction videoso.

[Rakyth]

@Standingwithfeast It's a joke about all the nonsense terms in the industry.

[bkelly515]

I bust up every time I hear this masterpiece. Great job Rick! Belly laugh!! I would love to see the outtakes from the gentleman doing the original. How did he keep a straight face thru the whole thing?!? Wonderful piece of absurdity and commentary!

[videowatcher12yt]

I am SO GRATEFUL I am not a technical tinterpreter or translator -or a far out science fiction writer. Love that "dingalarm" and "manual AND SONGbook?" term though. Now I can when to use them. I am sure the "Ashtray and Cigarrette lighter operation, diagnosis and repair" series that follow are just as intense, something like "Hey, put your finger HERE!"

[leaphty13]

What impresses me is that it took a couple fools some time & effort to put this together but what really grips the giggleometer is that there are fools out there that want the manual!

[starksy17]

Since when is dodge that smart :S

[RickEhrenberg]

Since 1914.

[starksy17]

highly doubt they have ever been smart, they musta hired a ford tech to do this, i dont think chev could do this either hehe... ( bet this will get rated Down lots before the first comment comes in )

[curlymolly70]

pfft hasnt even got a flux capacitator.

and the left philange is loose.

[adamcc91]

@curlymolly70 I was just going to say that  props!

[jascott1988]

by far the greatest thing I've ever seen before. My instructor show my class the video yesterday to see how ppl reacted so he knew who would need the most help lol.

[nightmathzombieethan]

I feel like I'm in my automatic transmissions class!

[Pyland78]

Pure awesome.

[MrMoorebeer]

I like the "panandermic semi-boloid stator slots" reference, directly from GE's Turboencabulator data sheet. I'm sure most of it is, but that's the one that jumped out at me.

[jayguy173]

Its the flux compacitor auto stor state that p = n^ vto the power you have to use the regulator check computer

[EatmyDust1311]

oh! now i get it, Thanks!

[vudukungfu]

it's a simple head code

anyone can get it

[NreeKelBastardos]

I have now achieved enlightenment.... Thanks Chrysler!

[dfenczak]

Awesome! Thanks for clearing that up for me!

[jelly1586]

also: "turbo encabulator diagnostic procedures manual and songbook."

[jayguy173]

i have the songbook but im stuck on the cigeratte lighter diagnostics

[jelly1586]

"that will effectively raise the billable hours for the service department but will perform no other useful function..." There is no way that this is a real training video; at the end they refer to diagnosing ashtray problems as the topic of the next video

[nondor13]

erotic poetry!

[tpak421]

epix

[N1XVAN]

love it

[mbyr31]

LMAO!!! It sounds like a comedy. Like some dude just makin up words as he goes along!!!! I laughed... This is good shit!

[Andyman3k]

The way this sounds to us guys must be the way normal car talk sounds to women :P

Helps you sympathize with them a bit XD

[plymouthroadrunner1]

Too funny! They had the 727 Torqueflite which is the tranny all automatics should be based on. They were almost indestructable. The A604 is a piece of shit. Very funny video!!

[cell9song]

Its a head code, and anyone can get it.

[fixinggrace]

over engineered and under built!

[doozenborg]

What is so funny about this video? I worked for Chrysler for 30 years and they still talk like this. Is it any wonder I left when I did?

[tylerman7654321]

GO CHRYSLER! funny how i dont understand anything they are talking about

[falshami]

hahah wonderful , back in the days in which Chrysler had so much money they mad e a video spoofs of there own stuff haha , i miss thise money days , but i think chryslers comin back!

[snnacho]

you will be directed to perform a series of tests that will effectively raise the number of billable hours for the service dept. but will perform no other useful function.

GOLD!!!

[DisturbedMXer8]

"It's a simple Head Code: anyone can catch it."

For those that don't know stuff... 90% of the words they used don't exist. Good for a prank, though =P.

[RickEhrenberg]

No...really?

[DisturbedMXer8]

@RickEhrenberg

Really.

[cuda452]

@DisturbedMXer8 better loosen your Bowtie before you get to the Blue Oval; it's all about strateegery, also a tin tear drop, Shadrack, he shed . . .

[666death4life666]

2:07 lol

[stevietrendy]

im not sure a hydrocoptic marsobain is a real thing.....and what exactly does one do with a reciprocating dingle arm? im pretty sure whatever it is it would be on PayPerView