PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME - Something Report

[alwaysapathetic2]

I stuck my dick in that

*continues eating*

[TheSimoneSo]

His eyes...

[yolanda0916]

MITCHELL'S DICK IS THE CHUCK NORRIS OF ALL DICKS.

[classicstephh]

MY DICK XD

[REBELiCi0US1]

Hahahahaha I love "my DICK!" and idk but your something report reminds me a bit of Red Eye on Fox. Just the humor of it haha not the political viewpoint.

[PeCaTa96]

MY DICK

[JustBeingAnthony]

Lol! I laughed until I cried when Mitchell did PBJ time!

[JustBeingAnthony]

I don't know, I kinda like it without background music. It just makes it more raw and funny! LOL! Great channel!

[LightSwitchr]

For those UK people: Jelly is our Jam. don't make the same mistake I did and put actual jelly into a Peanut butter sandwich. It wasn't good.

[superhuddlemuffins]

The cat is not very particular on his lady friends... but he just wants some company...

Or maybe he's just an attention whore like all other kitties? "Oh, look at me! I can bark! Put me on TV now, please."

I wish my cat barked :)

[SkullJoke90]

"Wat up internet?"



[blackwhitenese]

i like how when he said kindergartners didnt give a shit it wasnt censored but when he said smooth as shit it was

[LTcookiecrew]

Legit. that is all.

[ForTheWinFerSure]

WHY AM I JUST FINDING OUT THAT KYLE DID SOMETHING OTHER THAN LIVELAVALIVE AND KYLENEXUSONE???

[iheartpat]

i use to have a squirrel that growled, so that it could get my dog's attention. it was weird because i thought there was a dog stuck in my tree.

[DoItForTheDuckies]

0:12 <333

[streetballer10ca]

Did mitchell have his feet in the pool? lol

[awesomeismaryn]

the cat was barking because the dog was meowing

[kmb1653]

Because six year olds everywhere didn't give a shit.

ha. :)

[krissygooo]

look at his face on 3:01 (;

[ChrisTheEnigma]

WAT UP INTERNET

[kissmianime4]

The cat was barking because he saw mitchells dick.... like those construction worker guys :)

[eoosullz]

@suckabc

I respect you.

[suckabc]

the cat was barking at ....MY D*CK

[wellheyitsemily]

omg it's Kyle! honestly this is amazing. :)

[CalicoJames]

Cat was barking because Mitchell was attacking its PB&J? Seriously, why was Mitchell continually trying to hump and lick everything? Someone may need to rethink what spending time with Remix means. And Cats Kick Ass! :P

[TheNextLevelOfRandom]

i love the dance you were doin to peanut butter jelly time lol!!!

[xKaitlinKhaoticx]

the cat was barking because he knew that it was peanut butter jelly time

[DoubleLuckyJacket]

that cat is barking because its a replicant and doesn't know how to meow properly. #glowingeyes

[WoahNowItsGabby]

martin county? i live in martin county. Shouldve expected that. Some stupid shit happens around here.

[shaunamarie825]

The Cat was barking to scare off a dog that was peeing on his catnip bush. xD

[NinjaMichelleWinsss]

the cat was barking because it found one of the 7 horcruxes and wanted Harry to come and destroy it.

[DoubleLuckyJacket]

im in the something report, awwwyeee.

[jaycc1992]

the car was barking cause the chicken crossed the road.

[realndnreal]

i wonder if mitchell got head from sarah coolworth and jenaaaas fine ass.... i watched a video with him and sarah coollllwhip. looked like she wanted the dick... he hit it. i so friggin know it. jena... sheeit that was a given. he hit it and quit it. swag.

[LaughtersTheKey]

the cat wanted to see some bananas thrown.

[celeblover123]

these are hilarious, how did I not know about this???? :D

[MoCityVlogs]

the cat was barking about casey anthony being innocent

[Thecoolkidsaredoinit]

The cat was barking because Gary Coleman ran by wear Davids Spaides wig in a speado will marching to the beat screaming lacucarocha with ghetto koolaide lips an a bucket of fried chicken followed by Charlie Sheen staring at Athony's weiner because everybody loves to party an SH*T JUST GOT REAL!

[baloonsflylikeducks]

I jumped a little bit when Mitchell said "The more you know"

[lilliger2896]

I'm going to make a PB&J now.

[hauntedbyhaunter]

Oh yes I did ;)

[ashleykx28]

I freaking love these videos! They always make me laugh, so thank you for the giggles :P

[KoriandSini]

Cuz the cats forbidden dog lover wouldn't make him a sandwich.

[heartagramBryar69]

anythig from the peanut gallery?

MY DICK!

[salypop]

Cuz the cat wanted a sandwich



[torysproductions]

' they didn't give a shit,'

sounds like the honey badger!

[ThrashMetalGirl94]

First day of school Goal: Yelling "my D*CK" after at least one thing that a teacher says...

[jorgeroxs47]

because people these days are trying to fit in... even the animals want to fit in

[msjeROAR]

Actual words: What kind of crazy world are we living in where people are throwing sandwiches at each other? What's next, cats barking like dogs?

With Closed Captioning: Whatever it will enable people from central asia what's next hosts

[TheMirandaaaaa]

because the cat's a bitch bro.

[Jonaslover13soccer]

the cat is secretly a dog but had to cover up by meowing afterwards

[SaveYourself777]

You guys need some random text moving at the bottom of the screen like on cnn...or when theres a weather watch. :D

[violinlove54]

The cat is a spy. It was barking a code to one of it's dog associates.

[lizzieEray91]

Because he wanted to be DIFFERENT OK. ITS OK TO BE DIFFERENT :X

[uhmqat]

Thank you, Kyle and Mitchell, I now know what to make for lunch. And the cat was totes barking because it wanted peanut butter. Nobody ever feeds peanut butter to cats, but they give it to dogs all the time.

[rawrimleah]

The cat is showing them dogs who's boss.

[MrMumsbullen]

Always hilarious.

[rachellovessyouu]

Is the cat a girl? Maybe she was just in the mood to act like a bitch.

[Spongetwinkie449]

My cats fetch.....

[LaughandSmile88]

mitchell<3

[crazySKITTLES92]

The cat secretly wishes to be a dog and was barking at its surgeon who is going to give it the surgery to finally be a dog... that's why when he turned around he was all "oh crap! I've been spotted!"... meow!... "yeah the meow saved me... playin it off smooth!!~"

[LiveLoveDynamite]

The cat is barking, because he's a bitch, bro.

[missmelohhh]

Love these. :D

[veestertav]

the globe in the background is inside-out!!

[lovergirl199407]

The cat was jelly of the dogs xD

[figggy80]

Because he saw a dog meowing at him from the other side of the street and was mad

[JessicaDEMPSTA]

I think this is the best yet :)

[ThisIsMitchellM]

You need some background music, it feels kinda empty.

Still great though.

[somethingreport]

@ThisIsMitchellM agreed

[Ozmirr]

Kyle breaking news "MY DICK!!!" is taking the world by storm.

[kaylashalaylaaaaa]

this made me stop the video and make a peanut butter sandwich!

[nitwhit1993]

haha peanut gallery...its funny because youre talking about peanut butter...teehee!

[MrJakeEATsworld]

It sounds like a dog because i just took a massive dump and it was like "i'm gonna bark like a dog...because it was so...stinky... and stuff...

[xiliveformusicx1]

He saw the ghost of the karate expert ball-sack chin guy.

[Aeroxgirlxaero]

i love how the cat was barking but when it noticed they were watching it was pretending it was normal by meowing like a normal cat!

[Coonkitty9]

mitchell had his legs in the pool while wearing pants....

[TheGadgeman]

the cat is barking because the rent is too damn high!

[sjj71189]

You guys are so silly.

It makes my day so much better.

[TheGadgeman]

New Zealand is not on you rotating globe behind you D: i think we deserve a place in the world :'( and i thought you loved me kyle



[somethingreport]

@TheGadgeman all goes according to plan, muhahaha

[ekilcoin460]

That was awkward ... but I liked it.

The cat was barking because all cats bark .. this one just got caught.

<3

[pixielove0]

the cat is crazy and thinks its a dog

[wssgirl15]

YES!

WHAT A BITCH BRO IS BACK



[somethingreport]

@wssgirl15 :)

[TheNextLevelOfRandom]

The cat is actually a dog working undercover to catch an illegal catnip dealer. He was barking in an attempt to call in back up.

[RAHHicecream]

i luld

[haleykisme]

The cat was barking at a bitch, bro.

[4everNdevor]

Wasn't the Peter Pan brand Peanut Butter recalled once for a salmonella outbreak?...*GASP!* Biological warfare....oh and the cat was barking because of Joshua Pursley's new video pupcats

[gamezfan]

awh wth u ruined it,person who disliked this:(

[TheNextLevelOfRandom]

@gamezfan AGREED!!! D:

[gamezfan]

0 dislikes:D

[jayla1992]

He was barking to frame the dog and get him and trouble, I thought it was obvious.

[jaykup13]

it was purring at the skinny bitches and barking at the fat bitches.

[chhristinebean]

That wasn't funny. I apologize

[chhristinebean]

The cat got a species change.

[RiseandRebirth]

"Anything from the peanut gallery... MY DICK. It's getting old!"

[LomoMop]

The moe you know dun nu nu

[ramsidepp]

The cat, being a member of the black supremacy group The Black Panthers, was barking at a white dog in front of it's house. It was saying, " GET YOUR CRAP OFF MY LAWN!!"

[RadicalRorey]

The day was barking because it got its vocal chords changed to a dog's at birth.

[rachaelhalpert]

LIES! The video didn't lead to Mitchell humping at all.

(Saying this out loud, I realise how this might look wrong in some ways.)

[Dav1dThe5trange]

The cat was barking because its given up as a cat.

[wannabeloserr1]

hes in the hot tub or pool with his suit on?

[TheSuperDeDooper]

@somethingreport Is shit smooth? When I shit it isn't smooth...

[somethingreport]

@TheSuperDeDooper oh, well my diet consists entirely of bananas, that might be the difference

[KatiieBabii92]

I freakin love you guys. Just hilarious.

[mizzjonas177]

AWESOME!! XD

[carley5k]

well originally, that cat was part of Cat-Dog, but Cat got fed up with Dog and...you know the rest....

[kelseyalwaysknows]

the cat was barking because it wanted a fucking peanut butter sandwich.

[ukats18]

mithcell has his legs in the water @ 2:21

[peakae44]

Anderson Cooper - but with personality!!

[snazzafrazz]

I'm allergic to peanut butter, and for some reason this made me sad.

[fatefulcoincidence]

press 4.

[TheSuperDeDooper]

@fatefulcoincidence 6 is better

[fatefulcoincidence]

i love the way the cat was barking and as soon as it realised someone was standing behind, it slowly fixed it into meowing. sneaky..

[coldplaypara346]

I don't know why the cat was barking. All I know is that it looked like a fucking demon cat.

[xiliveformusicx1]

That the SECOND time they used one of my comments (: I'm so happy.

[xiliveformusicx1]

The guy that has a ball-sack as a chin!

[Psychadelirious]

Press 6.

[missyD2468]

i like to press 6

[Thecoolkidsaredoinit]

The cat was barking because it was sad because Mitchells plugs have gotten smaller:(

[bssbdandk2011]

the cat was barking at a meowing dog

[livelavalover004]

the cat was barking at judgemental tarzan being judgemental(:

[realndnreal]

Ah, Viewer 302 We've Been Expecting Your Arrival.

[floracionx]

Skippy? Really? Jiff is the only way to go.

[youdayoudabessst123]

Thoroughly enjoyed this.

[girlsknow]

I thought I was already subscribed but the subscribe button showed up so I subscribed again.

[GamerGirl000]

i keep going through all the "Something Reports" and watching them,make more!now!

[TheLEMONmuncherx]

Because he is so damn excited for #apeswillrise

[ChristianHubbard]

kyle needs to use a lavalier mic.

[PATDxTwilightxNickJ]

the cat was barking because he wanted mitchell's dick.

[Imsis2010]

0 dislikes, the way it should be :D

[IvanSegal]

so do they censor curse words or not?

[welcome2thep00pwagon]

the cat was barking because the rent was too damn high

[livehappie]

Why is he sitting on a hot tub with dress pants on.

[welcome2thep00pwagon]

your spinning globe is backwards

[shabamflam]

now i'm hungry for pb&j

[lillehaj]

is mitchell sitting with he's legs in a pool ? 2:20

[Shloerful]

@lillehaj he likes to have clean feet whilst filming

[lillehaj]

@Shloerful hahaha so true so true !

[ilovedinosaurs06]

The cat was barking to get the dog in the doghouse! See what I did there...? No? Not working for you? -sigh-

[beccababycakes97]

BARK BARK BARK...I mean...mewo...

[chrisVwoodall]

the cat was barking at MT D*CK!!1

[erasse11]

The cat wasn't freaking barking. Anybody who owns a cat knows that he was chirping...the weirdest chirping I've ever heard, but chirping none the less. They do that when they look at birds.

[Annaaa693]

Well you're certainly not making an effort to lessen the gay rumours, are you?

[chrisVwoodall]

i was watching kylesnexusone when this was uploaded :D

[TiffanyTheEmoDino]

it was a lady gaga cat, it was born that way

mitchell at pelvic thrusting

[ddavidmurrayy]

The cat was barking because it saw the bed intruder escape out that window and was trying to raise an alarm!

[Iamem19]

totally laughed at the sandwich joke.

[Wray023]

Cats barking because everybody doesn't want to be a cat.

[1w4nn4]

"smooth as sh!t" lolololol oh i love this show! XD

someone make a gif of Mitchell humping this sandwich and post it on tumblr now! xD

[BrookeElainee]

hahaha (: <3

"Things were already a little tense when he found he had to make he own sandwich to throw at his wife, when she should be doing it anyways..."

& of course Mitchell.."My Dick!"

[vsal15]

these are not that great, not the same!!!

[MissSarcastic15]

Seeing this in my sub box made me smile, and watching it has that smile stuck to my face like, well a piece of bread with peanut butter!! :D

[happychick115]

WOOO GO KYLE.

[TheReid1997]

HAHA !

"Things were already a little tense when he found he had to make he own sandwich to throw at his wife, when she should be doing it anyways..."

i laughed :)

[thatsokara]

hahha way to stick your feet in the water without rolling your pants up mitchell XD

[baambaamdk]

awesome <3

[HalstonStuff]

i closed my eyes when you said "bravo..bravo" and thought i heard olan rogers

[Billymiles101]

Kyle, that peanut butter on your face looks like you worked on the set of 2 Girls 1 Cup ... nice ... nice.

[SydneyBearIsMyName]

You guys just make me happy.

[Nire1989]

I love that Mitchell dressed up too.

[sarahjt913]

love <3