I love these supposedly comic video send-up's of young guys being caught jerking off,as if these young guys don't do it every chance they get. They act like it's all a big joke, like they woudl NEVER do that . . . . not really. Or they like to act as if it were an abstraction, shades of the long ago. ( " Hey ! I don't need to jerk off ! I gota' girlfriend !! ' . . . . Whatever. ) Get over your shame, dudes.
If you're refering to the antiquated practice of circumsision, its embers are dying out.
Love to see what sort-of shape your country would be in if it had to secure its own borders ( ya' know all that timber and water won't be your's for long, du-u-u-u-ude. ) As Ottawa becomes increasingly irrelevant, and the " dominion " more fragmented, it won't be long . . . .Nice job getting your very own national constitution. When was it, 1982, I think . . . ?
you gotta admit though americunts parent are really stupid to get brainwashed like that by society to cut their babies dicks off. Besides Americunt this barbaric practice is only done in a select few of middle east third world countries and juices of course
Using the term " Americunts ' is not the most on-target method of stating how much you " like " another country. Furthermore, why are you singling-out the U.S. as a hotbed of the long-standing semetic practice of circumsision ? I suppose that no male babies in Canada have been circumsized as of late ??
" Well, I . . . . I . . . . just . . . . "
Truth is, you don't know WHAT you're trying to express. You're just trying to incite a scathing response. Guess what ? It worked.
@ReasonNaturally Part of the reason is that "Americunts" is catchy
But i mostly use it when i'm mad at something really wrong that they do, juts like you would call someone names if they do/say something phucked
Im singling the US as a Hot bed of this barbaric practice, because its the only first world country that does it it considerable amounts. Thank gawd its rate is decreasing, a few years ago parents were easily fooled into cutting their babies dicks off
Sure its been done on other countries buts its a considerably a minority and mostly done due to complications. Unlike US were is standard practice still
The " World Almanac " ? Published annually . . . .
Here's a head's-up : You won't find it on any web porn site or any " canada-is-better-than-the-U.S. " chat room or World of Warcraft or any term-paper-plagiarism site.
Cartoon lightbulb goin' off over your head ?
I got the feeling I'm being put-on here. Okay ! C'mon, now !! Where's the camera ?!!!
@ReasonNaturally Oh i get it the sense in which you used the word
Thing is common knowledge that cutting dicks of babies is done by americunts in considerable amounts, and they actually think that hang their dicks butchered is the normal , and want they consider to be moral where in reality the rest of the word know better (with exceptions of juices, african tribes ans sum muslims)
In any other 1st world country the figure is slim to non existent
Okay, how am I gonna' get this guy ( I'm assuming it's a male ) to leave me alone ?
I could " block " him. Naw. That's childish. I could just ignore him. Nope. I'm too arrogant to allow someone the last word. So . . . . here goes : All this dick-chat is getting me horny. Are you sportin' a hoodie, or has your top been mopped ?
( Guess those lines for Canadian welfare are longer than I thought. )
Fine. I'll entertain you. I was circumsized. No smegma. No filthy hood to clean out. No skin flappin' in the breeze anf droopin' as I age. And . . . . uh . . . . absolutely NO complaints in the " sensitivity " department.
Now. I've entertained you. It is up to you to reciprocate.
You seem to know an awful lot about washing penis.
Is that the job you managed to eke out when your parents were granted asylum in Canada ? ( I assume they first tried the U.S. ? Naw.Better to live in a country where you don't have to worry about working-for-a-living in order to support yourself. )
By the way, does the province of Ontario know that you spend all your time on YouBoob, when you're supposed to be looking for work, hence : your welfare check ?
" YOUR so stupidd cuz you dont have a real dick cuz your dick was chopped and YOUR dumb lame ass fucktard. By the way its Halifax Nova Scotia not Untario you dumb dummy with no dick . . . . "
Did I miss anything ?
Oh, yes ! How could I forget : " Oh yeah well here in Canaduh we get free healthkare. "
Sure you do, friend. You get what you pay for. What a relief to your parents who won't have to bear the cost of having you institutionalized.
Are you THAT insecure about your parts? Its not that bad imo, there are procedures now a day than can make your foreskin grow. Albeit with reduced sensitivity
One drawback : Many of the meds ( the many, MANY meds ) you'll be taking won't allow you the opportunity to get- it-up and jerk-off. Just sit, and stare at your flaccid tube of skin.
@PSP600HAX1 Just keep tellin' yourself : " I'll be discharged in a few months . . . . I'll only be a few months . . . . "
Be sure to keep your mouth closed during the electro-shock therapy, as I've heard that, if you don't, you can swallow your tongue.
Oh ! And remember to keep your hands outta' your pants in the common areas, as there must be cameras. If they see you poundin' the veal out in the open, they'd be liable to extend your " vacation. "
It is you that keeps bringing the topic, initially i just mocked the video because the americunt with butchered dick needed moisturizing cream to fap LOL
@ReasonNaturally idk its just the way you act it seems as if you are obsed with it or something
When i merely pointed out americunts social flaw accepting butchering babies dicksand made fun of that lol
But you kept going at it, as if you enjoyed the penis talk and kept asking me for penises pictures or maybe you are a bit butt hurt about your butchered dick?
IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU NATE!!! You fan base!? Hahahh my friends and I have been writing up skits and stuff we just haven't recorded anything, Well talk about it eventually
i was looking up on how to play the sims 3 and this comes up wtf!!!!
The143Jessie 9 hours ago
dude i didnt know what jacking off was so i posted my own video about how it felt fer my first time..
colmister1 4 days ago
bull sh*t
njohnca 1 week ago
ha
awesome10ifty 2 weeks ago
admit it. U SEARCHED "JACK OFF". honesty is the best policy people. i wont tell your girlfriends.....
ozzie9954 1 month ago 8
LOL HE SMILED AT THE END AND HE GOT HITT WIT LOTION U CAN TELL
winkelmanjoey 1 month ago
Fude thats enough lotion
XxdevilhandsXx1 1 month ago
SIIICKKK!!! BUT CLASSIC
themightybowser 2 months ago
its funny because the black dude was smiling at the end when the jizz came on his face
LemonTheMighty 2 months ago
how did i get here from skyrim gameplays?!?!?!
gio36roks 2 months ago 2
Oh shit this dude has the same gateway laptop as me!
TheFunnysamnoob333 2 months ago
@TheFunnysamnoob333 same here!!!!
thebossfive5 2 months ago
@thebossfive5 Kick ass!
TheFunnysamnoob333 2 months ago
lol cumshot 1:50
StealthKibbler 2 months ago
i'd love getting splashed with that big a load
bmelin 3 months ago
Lmaoo
brizoe11 4 months ago
ahahhahaha
evileyez504 4 months ago
" Hmmm. Haven't done that in a while . . . . "
Ya' mean, like, since before breakfast ?
I love these supposedly comic video send-up's of young guys being caught jerking off,as if these young guys don't do it every chance they get. They act like it's all a big joke, like they woudl NEVER do that . . . . not really. Or they like to act as if it were an abstraction, shades of the long ago. ( " Hey ! I don't need to jerk off ! I gota' girlfriend !! ' . . . . Whatever. ) Get over your shame, dudes.
ReasonNaturally 4 months ago
@keithq93 o.0 -_x o.o
daanieelovee12321 4 months ago
i jacked off to this
keithq93 5 months ago
wow, he seemed surprised when he saw his dick. and smiling
alex75242 5 months ago
now i know male can feed a baby too.....
rock619099 5 months ago
25 CLICKS OF LOTION! XD
koolkiidtre13 6 months ago
lol wow wtf
maylaanizkewl 6 months ago
OOOHHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHH!
LOL
Kengy473 6 months ago
BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!!!
dhs778 7 months ago
headshot . OG MudBone Style
iiBLoRGaSiM 7 months ago
thumbs up if it was 2 am and u looked up jacking off
derkaderrrrr12 7 months ago
1:26
ITT: Americunts with mutilated dicks (aka "cut") that need moisturizing creams to fap #FAIL
PSP600HAX1 7 months ago
@PSP600HAX1
Oh, of co-o-o-o-o-urse.
If you're refering to the antiquated practice of circumsision, its embers are dying out.
Love to see what sort-of shape your country would be in if it had to secure its own borders ( ya' know all that timber and water won't be your's for long, du-u-u-u-ude. ) As Ottawa becomes increasingly irrelevant, and the " dominion " more fragmented, it won't be long . . . .Nice job getting your very own national constitution. When was it, 1982, I think . . . ?
ReasonNaturally 4 months ago
@PSP600HAX1
Let me save you some time :
" Oh, yeah ??!! Well, YOUR nuthin' but a blankety-blank LAME blankety-blank FUCKTARD blankety-blank . . . . "
Did I miss annything, rockstar ?
Any " bon mot " you wish to throw ?
Nevermind responding. I've had enough of you, you know-nothing, do-nothing, government-subsidized sack of garbage.
9% unemployment HERE sparks protest. 12 - 14% unemployment up THERE is " business-as-usual. "
No worries, you're gettin' your monthly check, eh ?
ReasonNaturally 4 months ago
@ReasonNaturally lol wtf off topic!
Anyways i only pointed pout that americunt parents willingly mutilate their babies dicks
PSP600HAX1 4 months ago
@PSP600HAX1
Lose the " AmeriCUNTS " jargon, " CanaDUNCE. "
Get it ?
ReasonNaturally 4 months ago
@ReasonNaturally lol that was funny
you gotta admit though americunts parent are really stupid to get brainwashed like that by society to cut their babies dicks off. Besides Americunt this barbaric practice is only done in a select few of middle east third world countries and juices of course
PSP600HAX1 4 months ago
@PSP600HAX1
Get some rest.
Seriously.
Go throw yourself into a mental hospital, and abuse your taxpayer-funded system even more.
ReasonNaturally 4 months ago
@ReasonNaturally u mad? or something
I like the USA
I'm merely criticizing their barbaric practice of cutting babies dicks off
PSP600HAX1 4 months ago
@PSP600HAX1
Using the term " Americunts ' is not the most on-target method of stating how much you " like " another country. Furthermore, why are you singling-out the U.S. as a hotbed of the long-standing semetic practice of circumsision ? I suppose that no male babies in Canada have been circumsized as of late ??
" Well, I . . . . I . . . . just . . . . "
Truth is, you don't know WHAT you're trying to express. You're just trying to incite a scathing response. Guess what ? It worked.
ReasonNaturally 4 months ago
@ReasonNaturally Part of the reason is that "Americunts" is catchy
But i mostly use it when i'm mad at something really wrong that they do, juts like you would call someone names if they do/say something phucked
Im singling the US as a Hot bed of this barbaric practice, because its the only first world country that does it it considerable amounts. Thank gawd its rate is decreasing, a few years ago parents were easily fooled into cutting their babies dicks off
PSP600HAX1 4 months ago
Sure its been done on other countries buts its a considerably a minority and mostly done due to complications. Unlike US were is standard practice still
PSP600HAX1 4 months ago
@PSP600HAX1
Sure thing, Mr. World Almanac.
Whatever works for ya'.
Gotta' go . . . .
ReasonNaturally 4 months ago
@ReasonNaturally Your response was funny even though i dont get it lol
Word Almanac?
PSP600HAX1 4 months ago
@PSP600HAX1
Obviously, you don't.
I wasn't expecting you to.
The " World Almanac " ? Published annually . . . .
Here's a head's-up : You won't find it on any web porn site or any " canada-is-better-than-the-U.S. " chat room or World of Warcraft or any term-paper-plagiarism site.
Cartoon lightbulb goin' off over your head ?
I got the feeling I'm being put-on here. Okay ! C'mon, now !! Where's the camera ?!!!
I'm out.
Best of luck, uh, du-u-u-u-ude.
ReasonNaturally 4 months ago
@ReasonNaturally Oh i get it the sense in which you used the word
Thing is common knowledge that cutting dicks of babies is done by americunts in considerable amounts, and they actually think that hang their dicks butchered is the normal , and want they consider to be moral where in reality the rest of the word know better (with exceptions of juices, african tribes ans sum muslims)
In any other 1st world country the figure is slim to non existent
do some research
PSP600HAX1 4 months ago
@PSP600HAX1
Okay, how am I gonna' get this guy ( I'm assuming it's a male ) to leave me alone ?
I could " block " him. Naw. That's childish. I could just ignore him. Nope. I'm too arrogant to allow someone the last word. So . . . . here goes : All this dick-chat is getting me horny. Are you sportin' a hoodie, or has your top been mopped ?
Ideally, send me a picture . . . .
ReasonNaturally 4 months ago
@ReasonNaturally So iv been meaning to ask
Since you are American do you have a butchered dick, are you pissed off at your parent for doing it to you
If you have a Son do you plan to butcher his too as payback?
PSP600HAX1 4 months ago
@PSP600HAX1
Holy shit !
The mighty wind from up North just keps on blowin' . . . .
Speaking of BLOWING, du-u-u-u-u-ude . . . . . . . . Naw ! Too easy.
Seriously, though, I'm OUT.
For real.
I just can't compete with your worldlness and grasp ( ooops ! ) of debate.
Ta.
( I wasn't kidding. I'd love to see your cock. )
ReasonNaturally 4 months ago
@ReasonNaturally You still haven't told me if you are defensive about this because you got a you dick butchered by your americunt parents?
And will you butcher your sons dick as payback?
PSP600HAX1 4 months ago
@PSP600HAX1
Are you still fixated on this ?
( Guess those lines for Canadian welfare are longer than I thought. )
Fine. I'll entertain you. I was circumsized. No smegma. No filthy hood to clean out. No skin flappin' in the breeze anf droopin' as I age. And . . . . uh . . . . absolutely NO complaints in the " sensitivity " department.
Now. I've entertained you. It is up to you to reciprocate.
Let's see a picture, du-u-u-u-u-ude.
( Hopefully, it will work this time . . . . )
ReasonNaturally 4 months ago
@ReasonNaturally I feel bad for you
It seems you are very misinformed (brainwashed?) and butthurt about having oyur dick mutilated
Unless you are filthy and dont take batch for a week you
wont ever develop smegma, theres no extra step needed just clean your dick like every other part
On theother hand you have reduced sensitivity, deformed dick, dry and chafed
I think i'll pass on the ability to not take batch for a week/month, enjoy your butchered dick lol
PSP600HAX1 4 months ago
@PSP600HAX1
You seem to know an awful lot about washing penis.
Is that the job you managed to eke out when your parents were granted asylum in Canada ? ( I assume they first tried the U.S. ? Naw.Better to live in a country where you don't have to worry about working-for-a-living in order to support yourself. )
By the way, does the province of Ontario know that you spend all your time on YouBoob, when you're supposed to be looking for work, hence : your welfare check ?
Don't breed.
ReasonNaturally 4 months ago
@PSP600HAX1
Let me save you some time :
" YOUR so stupidd cuz you dont have a real dick cuz your dick was chopped and YOUR dumb lame ass fucktard. By the way its Halifax Nova Scotia not Untario you dumb dummy with no dick . . . . "
Did I miss anything ?
Oh, yes ! How could I forget : " Oh yeah well here in Canaduh we get free healthkare. "
Sure you do, friend. You get what you pay for. What a relief to your parents who won't have to bear the cost of having you institutionalized.
ReasonNaturally 4 months ago
@ReasonNaturally Why do you keep deflecting the conversation
Are you THAT insecure about your parts? Its not that bad imo, there are procedures now a day than can make your foreskin grow. Albeit with reduced sensitivity
PSP600HAX1 4 months ago
@PSP600HAX1
Don't worry about it.
It'll be okay . . . .
You'll make friends.
There will be arts-&-crafts.
And the nice nurses will give you the meds you need three times-a-day as prescribed by the nice, nice doctor-man.
Oh ! Butterscotch pudding tonight . . with REAL whipped cream ! Wow !
One drawback : Many of the meds ( the many, MANY meds ) you'll be taking won't allow you the opportunity to get- it-up and jerk-off. Just sit, and stare at your flaccid tube of skin.
Like usual.
ReasonNaturally 4 months ago
@ReasonNaturally So you are basically telling me
That your butchered dick will be no good anyways a few years down the road when you are senile and flaccid?
Gotta love DAT americunt logic
PSP600HAX1 4 months ago
@PSP600HAX1 Just keep tellin' yourself : " I'll be discharged in a few months . . . . I'll only be a few months . . . . "
Be sure to keep your mouth closed during the electro-shock therapy, as I've heard that, if you don't, you can swallow your tongue.
Oh ! And remember to keep your hands outta' your pants in the common areas, as there must be cameras. If they see you poundin' the veal out in the open, they'd be liable to extend your " vacation. "
You have a penis-fixation, friend
Sad
ReasonNaturally 4 months ago
@ReasonNaturally lol
It is you that keeps bringing the topic, initially i just mocked the video because the americunt with butchered dick needed moisturizing cream to fap LOL
So are you obsessed with it or something?
PSP600HAX1 4 months ago
@PSP600HAX1
I'm sorry, du-u-u-u-ude ? Come ( pardon ) again ??
YOU ( of all people ) are asking someone else if they're obsessed with penis ??
Okay ! Where's the camera ?? I know when I'm bein' " punk'd ".
You have a strange penile-fixation, friend.
It's quite disturbing.
Get some help.
I wasn't joking about your upcomning stay ( long-term ) in an inpatient psychiatric facility . . . . obviously.
Get some rest.
There's a dear.
ReasonNaturally 4 months ago
@ReasonNaturally idk its just the way you act it seems as if you are obsed with it or something
When i merely pointed out americunts social flaw accepting butchering babies dicksand made fun of that lol
But you kept going at it, as if you enjoyed the penis talk and kept asking me for penises pictures or maybe you are a bit butt hurt about your butchered dick?
PSP600HAX1 4 months ago
@PSP600HAX1
You have a strange penile-fixation, friend.
It is quite ( demonstrably ) disturbing.
Get some help.
Quickly . . . .
ReasonNaturally 4 months ago
@ReasonNaturally IDK is weird i though that about you since you brought up the subject from the beginning and wouldn't give it up
Then i realized you are just bitter your parents butchered you penis without your consent, feels bad man
PSP600HAX1 2 months ago
Funny af!! haha
15neesha 7 months ago
Skeeted**
iloveyou37430 7 months ago
Lmao this was retarded at the beginin( the white guys acting was ] but when he skewed towards the other guy I was cracking up
iloveyou37430 7 months ago
oops i did a orgasm in your face
skyjermaine 7 months ago
lol
RECONSECC 7 months ago
May have been fake but i roflfuckingmaod
lol99325 8 months ago
so fake
negima50001 8 months ago
LOL
krumpinkid12 8 months ago
head shot
Jolo577 8 months ago
NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
88JOHNIEBOY 9 months ago
Lol. None of that lotion went to waste I see...
LilKempy 9 months ago
Haha, Well You Know He Felt Good After That, that Other Dude's Feelings Are tore Up. come To Think of It, Why am i Watching This? Lol
Avengerofguitar97 9 months ago
Holy shit!!It's sperm and cum combined.
RegularTommy 9 months ago
ROFL eww
MrJjbadd 10 months ago
Lmao this is SHIT SO AWESOME LMAO
EcstasyDavid 10 months ago
i love the big bulge in those jeans what a hot guy. oh by the way i am kristi and i love the bulge in ur hot tight jeans...
356kris 11 months ago
LOLLOLOL "OHH MAAIII GAAAWWDDD" BOOM "SHEEEETTTTTT"
tacosized 11 months ago
he came like 2 pints O_o
TestesAreNowGone 1 year ago
Fake. Only Chuck Norris can do such thing
samosval92 1 year ago 9
the black guy is a witch. comming up the stairs he has a hat, but when he gets a facial its gone! burn him at the stakes! witch! witch!
xxuncexx 1 year ago
Great video guys! And the Academy Award winner for best actor is..... James!! hahaha!
mykeyhernandez 1 year ago 7
@mykeyhernandez haha thanks
NateLewisTV 1 year ago
@mykeyhernandez hhahahahahhahah check out 1:50
CJTHEHARPOON 4 months ago
IS THAT ALL I AM TO YOU NATE!!! You fan base!? Hahahh my friends and I have been writing up skits and stuff we just haven't recorded anything, Well talk about it eventually
Sebastiancounts 1 year ago
If you guys need help shooting or writing let me know
Sebastiancounts 1 year ago
@Sebastiancounts for sure, i need to collab more. widen my fan base. if you have any ideas we can make them too.
NateLewisTV 1 year ago
James last way shorter than that,,, Trust me
Sebastiancounts 1 year ago
@Sebastiancounts hahahaha thats the gift of movie magic for ya. made a 17 sec scene into 2 minutes
NateLewisTV 1 year ago
He looks familiar...
freewholeEtoes 1 year ago
@freewholeEtoes really? hes cool. should meet him
NateLewisTV 1 year ago
hahaha nice. Thumbs up.
TheMexicanNerd 1 year ago
@TheMexicanNerd Thanks foh
NateLewisTV 1 year ago