i just fucking shot myself

[jakoson7]

The board was a mirror of the future

[pokefreak001]

I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WITH AN ADVENTURER ON THE BOW AND A CATTLE PRODDING ARROWS AND THEN THERE WAS ANOTHER ARROW AND TEN KNEES THAT WERE PRECEDED BY ARROWS FROM ADVENTURERS FUS RO DAH FUS RO DAH I USED TO BE AN ARROW UNTILL I ARROWED AN ARROW INTO THE ADVENTURERS DRAGONBORN ARROW IN THE KNEE WITH MORE ARROWS AND KNEES AND KNEES AND ARROWS AND ADVENTURERS!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!!one­!!!!

Seriously though. It's getting old.

[JDubXTF43]

I used to be an adventurer like you, then i shot myself in the knee

[tahneyhuiet]

Being that criminals do not respect laws, I am sure that criminals would be the only ones who had guns if guns were outlawed. The saying goes, if guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns. There is a huge problem in the United States with criminals using guns, as well as trigger happy police officers, but making guns illegal is not the answer. Let me tell you, criminals don't like it when their victims are armed. It fucks up their whole agenda.

[tahneyhuiet]

@MegaLolburger, I do believe you are being ethnocentric. I am assuming that you are British. I respect the variations in English around the world and I have many friends who live in different countries and I don't think that American English is any better than British English or English that is spoken in Canada or in Australia, etc. It's a cultural difference that varies between countries and you don't need to be an arrogant prick about it.

[bewrdog87]

the best part is the momentary break in the guy's voice - he's really keeping it together considering he just fucking shot himself!

[KatherineXIX]

Is it bad that I watch this video, probably of one of the worst days of his life, to cheer myself up when I'M having a bad day?

[Starfox64nintendo]

And thus, his adventuring days were over.

[StarPrimeWolf]

Imagine him going to the hospital. Him: yes i need to get surgery done Nurse:What happened?

Him:I..I uh...shot myself... Nurse:....wow..well that'll be the seventh case of dumbass this week

[MegaLolburger]

Why the fuck are americans allowed to have guns?

[PushyLittleKid]

@MegaLolburger Because we have a natural right to defend ourselves. The better questions is why does your government deny you your rights?

[MegaLolburger]

@PushyLittleKid That's what the police, your fists your brain are for.

Because there is no need to have guns, absolutely none at all. If your country focused on cleansing it of dangerous criminals and religious nutjobs you would not need such drastic meausures. it's one of the reasons your police are so thugish. Most countries on this planet without the right to bare arms have drastically less crime than in the US and a phenomenally smaller homicide rate.

[PushyLittleKid]

@MegaLolburger lol. Hello in there, what color is the sky in your world? 

[MegaLolburger]

@PushyLittleKid Aww look, it's trying to spell 'colour', bless.

[ihopthsuzrnmeisfree]

@MegaLolburger maybe it's American.

Nice one.

[MegaLolburger]

@ihopthsuzrnmeisfree Exactly my point. 'American' English is ridiculous.

[CodyDinesIsAWESOME]

@MegaLolburger So we can kill all you people against us having guns! lol

[MegaLolburger]

@CodyDinesIsAWESOME You are the only one laughing. I have an idea, load your gun, open your mouth, put the barrel at the top of your mouth and pull the trigger. Nobody will care, honest.

[KatherineXIX]

@MegaLolburger But how would he do that if he wasn't allowed to have a gun? :P

Hey, murder and armed robbery are illegal, and EVERYONE has the utmost respect for those laws. SURELY if we took guns away, they'd follow THAT law, too. You're so cutely naive.

[MegaLolburger]

@KatherineXIX I didn't say do it when guns have been banned didn't I?

Great, now tell that to the ridiculous amount of criminals who have easily obtained guns in your country and do that shit every day. Hell, even your police don't deserve to carry weapons. They are so triggerhappy it is unreal.

'Everyone' respects those laws? And you call me naive? lmao

[1111111119173]

If he shot himself them he never would have been able to raise his leg

[MegaLolburger]

@1111111119173 Of course he would, If the bullet didn't sever a tendon which it clearly didnt

[MrAlonsorenault]

Bullet to the knee

-skyrim

[AtOthenewbkillah]

Wait, nevermind. It did hit his leg, I didn't see blood though.

[AtOthenewbkillah]

Luckily he was grazed by the bullet. If it hit the leg it would probably hit the main artery, which is fatal.

[iSlasheR22]

He took that surprisingly well

[stilllivensomhow]

This is actually a very common problem with the type of holster he is using. The release button fun enough is placed so when u press it and pull the gun out your finger goes straight to the trigger and you can see what could possible go wrong.

[dillinger13579]

CHEDDA BOB

[IstahilIB]

LOL. What an idiot.

[vipondiu]

This needs to be a meme. Epic

[fashioncorpse]

Keep it up, someday you will play for the NY Jets!!

[Sc33n3]

I just fucking shat myself.

[xXGreenArmyXx]

hahaha he did took the bullet to the knee EPIC(and by that I mean so stupid)

[Wired4Reality]

The report from the gun is so much more epic in slow motion.

[FragBashers]

his mistake was not having it on safety and putting his finger on the trigger before he was done drawing

[lovshooting]

@FragBashers

I could not agree more...

[Rawr5649]

@FragBashers did you REALLY need to tell us how he ended up shooting himself?

[FragBashers]

@Rawr5649 no im telling you how fucking stupid and fame hogging he was by doing what he knew was the wrong way to handle a gun

[LordKalbert]

What a great fucking reaction. Hahaha oh my god. He's not freaked out or anything, he acts like he just stubbed his toe. Hell even that gets bad reactions.

[Vishguruu]

Tosh.O

[alecsleigh]

Dr. Phil?? O_o

[HarleyKock]

fake

[proficy12man]

Who else thinks he sounds like Steve from Eastbound and Down?

[69Papple]

Took a bullet like a boss; I'dve been on the ground crying.

[hmseb]

Thank god he had protective glasses

[AssassinParkour]

and THAT is why you dont pull the trigger UNTIL the gun is in front of you

[TheAk47Enthusiast]

LOL I've been subbed to this guy for a year. Who knew he'd be a friggin celebrity lol

[Cieco1]

Unholster, safety off, fire.. do not holster a gun without it's safety unless you're willing to take a bullet to the knee if you frig up.

[AustinHamiltonTV]

Tosh.0

[ShammyKalii]

That's what safeties are for, buddy!

[silveregle08]

Thats y im for gun control....

[RainbowManification]

Finger off the trigger until ready to shoot....

[TheMrSouthie]

As seen on: Barstool Sports: Boston - Fuck Yes

[footballgenuis]

he should play for thejets now

[scaredshady]

Tosh.0 ftw

[smurfb0y]

and this is why gun licenses are a good thing to keep the incompetent from owning them.

[wakeupitshere]

glock leg

[arad7613]

Like a boss

[dagrimmreepa]

It's funny how he says he shot himself in a John Wayne voice.

[Wwdancwe690]

Impressive, but it's no arrow to the knee.

[TheMisterYoink]

@Wwdancwe690 You are the scum of the Internet.

[Wwdancwe690]

@TheMisterYoink Why am I scum for making fun of a meme that was getting old? I certainly was not being cruel to anyone. That was incredibly uncalled for and you obviously have not come across the real scum of the internet.

[akje93]

chuck testas son just shot himself! 

[Archerke]

he shat himself?

[canteen36]

That was a quick 'withdrawal'.

[hoptop77]

i dont know whats more stupid, that he was gonna shoot a picture point blank or that he shot himself

[ityzeR]

someone think of a joke that incorporates the 'arrow in the knee' thing please.

[rocafella115x]

he used to a Adventurer...like you or me,... then he fucking shot himself in the knee

[rocafella115x]

i like the part where he fucking shot himself

[godzillayates]

I use to be a man like you, until I shot myself in the knee.

[mrworms3d]

bad cowboy

[22cwheels22]

ummm...what were you trying to do before you shot yourself?

[krodsmash]

I turned on the snowflakes and watched. ... weeee.

[TheSTEFAN3MShow]

He used to be a cowboy... Until he took a bullet to the knee.

THERE, I FUCKING SAID IT! STOP ASKING, AND THUMBS ME THE FUCK UP!

[Chilibe]

was it.. was it.. to the knee?!?!?!?

[zContagium]

@Chilibe no in the thigh out of the skin beside the knee

[J0Fernando]

i dont see anyone taking a shot of making an arrow to the knee joke ...

[landonkrussell]

Come on Kevin... this video is ancient. Tosh.O had this on his show a year ago.

[Sniperthe0ne]

wait... no knee jokes!? O.o

[love22merritt]

and now it's the top downloaded ring tone of the month...

[hylianfreak]

I just phuqing shat my self

[Alexandra1029]

Chuck Testa. The Nation's inside joke.

[svetlilevski1997]

It has to be an arrow to the knee not a bullet.

[paudiemaguire1]

Chris Farelly is alive and well

[skillsess9852]

the original video is by derekgrebner

[ZedAxelC]

i saw this on tosh.0, lol fucking hilarious

[TwilightMasterCK1]

And that's why you don't unholster with your finger on the trigger. xD

Poor gun safety aside, took a bullet to the knee (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-no, it's not funny anymore) like a boss. Most people would of at least fell over.

[zythepsarian]

smooth move, ex-lax

[Fluffythedestroyer69]

Maybe he shouldn't do that...

[music1dude13]

CHEDDAR BOB FROM 8 MILE? IS THAT YOU?

[ChavHunter3rd]

I was a youtube commenter like you, then i took a youtube meme to the face.

[cliffordangus]

SWAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[realcd9]

he used to be a cowboy....till he took a bullet to the knee XD

[Luis89142]

@realcd9 now that makes fucking sense LOL

[baleydee]

@realcd9 somebody had to say it.. lmao

[BriskGaming]

@realcd9 No. Just, no.

[masterchiefsasuke]

@realcd9 If it was to the knee he wouldn't be walking....

[TheTurbanator123]

boring ...you know what it needs ...

SNOW FLAKES!!!!!

[kerijp]

tosh

[ShroudedWolf51]

Guess he took an arrow to the knee >>

[thesofakillers]

lol what's cheddar bob doing on youtube

[sk8terman37]

i was a badass cowboy... then i took a bullet to the knee...

[nicolaigroves]

the as seen on should probably change to tosh.0

[SirMixMasterMattyk]

ARROW TO THE KNEE

[trock30000]

Oh you gona pull a gun on me well ima go emo on you and fucking shoot myself what do ya think of that bitch

[themusicalone2389]

this was on tosh, turns out it was just a graze.

[fazMcLovin]

he just walks it off... like a boss!

[Hbkid666]

Good thing we have chuck testa to stuff that re-tard when he kills himself

[dgkinase]

He shot a blank. All the muzzle blast without the bullet.

[ScaryMonstahh]

I saw this on tosh.0 haha, that guy was interesting.

[StuNasty07]

tosh.0 haha

[TheOneTheyCallTurner]

he took it like a bamf though

[dem0ndslay3r]

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then i fucking shot myself.. in the knee

[gordoa40]

@dem0ndslay3r Way to copy the top comment...

[coreprik]

You are so fucking lucky that didn't hit your femoral artery. Would have bled out in 30 seconds.

[mountaindrewbc]

if u watch the slow motion replay at where the bullet went into the ground. it went in about a half inch away from his toes. so, it could have been worse. yes, he shot himself. but he almost shot himself, twice with a single bullet. that's talent!

[ericbombardier]

Maybe, just maybe, it's better that way.

[319qwertyuiop]

Plaxico Style.

[rudran7891]

I'm going to hell for that slow motion.

[ConstantlyRushing]

Im surprised he didnt go sssssssss awwww sssssssssssssss awwwww

[Brianistheman03]

Where's the arrow?



[beasssssssssst555555]

did he die

[drybrawler]

i already saw this on Tosh.O

[KidBajan]

I'm laughing like hell. I'm so going to hell.

[GryphonBrokewing]

The 142nd fastest gun in the West...



[DailyShitmarker]

well maybe you shouldnt be a dipshit and pull the gun from the holster with your finger where the trigger is under neath the holster....damn...hate to say that you did that to yourself by not knowing gun safety.

[richvaca]

did it hurt?

[neurel111]

you can see the ground being disturbed by the bullet, therefore it just grazed him. might be a pretty bad scratch though.

[MrJustinArt]

he's oddly calm for one who just shot himself

[ConstantlyRushing]

@MrJustinArt You've obviously never been in a moment simular to that, most people are in shock

[MrJustinArt]

@ConstantlyRushing Have not. But there was this guy I knew that got shot in the foot and he described it like this: "It's not like in the movies where you freak out and bounce around. No matter what, tears will fall like a waterfall from your eyes because it hurts like hell." I don't know. Never been shot...

[MrWaffles414]

@MrJustinArt i think it just skimmed him

[MrJustinArt]

@MrWaffles414 don't know what that means, but sure you did. good boy.

[sneaky156]

@MrJustinArt You go into complete shock when you shoot yourself. It takes a good 2-4 minutes for the pain to kick in.

[Hannescrazy]

@MrJustinArt you can see the bullet didnt hit him and hit the ground.

[thatdude701]

i just saw this ealier this morning on MTVs 40 greatest FAILS

[GrahambertusJosepha]

Safety flurst

[machsn10]

They other guy in the stand-off wouldn't even have to draw his gun...

[ThisGuy0715]

Guys.. I think he might have just shot himself.

[juniorjags00]

captain obvious



[saskiwi4]

i just fucking shot myself

[NickTalksandVlogs]

I used to be a cowboy til..(Takes off glasses) .. i took a bullet to the knee

[1PSYTEX1]

who fucking cares if keving brought you here, the important thing is that we are laughing at this guy cuz he was unlucky enough to shoot himself while he trying to do a quickdraw!

[AquaPhoenix2006]

@1PSYTEX1 It's a Rooster Teeth meme

[cAsSiEiSwHoIaM]

Ha now that's funny!

[32julian]

obviously someone wasn't using quickdraw pro

[AoifeKeaneTard]

HAR HAR!!

[SatanistSin]

lol... what a noob

[Panjaquomi]

Kevin sent me.

[Bleepblue]

Losing a gundraw against a picture is pretty bad

[58586stefan]

In Soviet Russia gun shoots you

[MusicSportsPolitics]

@58586stefan Guns shoot people all over the world -_-

[Bowler211]

Trying to be the next Plaxico Burress lol.

[crushedjonlive]

guess the poster won that duel.

[gadzy]

And he'd just finally found his Luger. :(

[Modaragamage7]

thats why there's a safety dumb ass

[TylerFalkChalmers]

Somebody needs to make a dubstep remix of this. "I just fucking shot myself *Bass drop*"

[mourdryu]

He was really good at shooting.......Until he shot himself in the Knee

[mourdryu]

there goes his Ligaments..

[abitesizedcow]

he handled it better than plaxico at least

[mastersniper13]

im subbed to him and saw this when it first came out!

[narutojag]

Tosh.O, brought me here.

[stot3]

BEST SLO MO EVER!



[CaLam1tyHaze]

looks like it's guard duty for him...

[nemesis962074]

I shot a kid.

[RisingShadow11]

yeah kevin tosh beat you to this