Swine Flu
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  • Swine flu is caused by pigs no wonder they are forbidden I tell u all not to eat that dirty thing.

  • AND HE ACHOOED IT ALL OVER THE WORLD!

  • youre mother is a nurse and youre nusrse is sarah palin? :O NOOO MY GOD!!! :O

  • Everyone here realizes that the purpose of the mass terrorism about Swine Flu from the media was a marketing campaign for the vaccine shots? ok nice... we have smart people in here..

  • The Hannah Montana hand sanitizer was so RANDOM! 

  • If I ever have a date with a swine, I do get sick. But it's not the flu.

  • "we're gunna have to give you a full rectal examination"

    "MUY BIEN"

    xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMG did anyone else laugh their ass off at that?? XD

  • Swine flu hoax from the new world order

  • 3:44 most epically random info EVAR!! O.o

    oh, and @coffieworld101 -> it's sounds much more serious. AIDS is also known as HIV ;) ok, for real, it's prolly the biochemical structure or something ^^

  • orange juice for swine flu is bad it's like accid to the throught my mom made me drink it and my throught was soooooo soure

  • im one of the lucky ones

  • lol i had it before they asked me the same thing but didn't give me a mask

  • Great Job on your vid!! :)

  • when i found outta bout it i was in my living room...watching the news...and they made it seem like it was the end of the world amd that people were dieing by the thousands and millions...and i started FREAKING OUT

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  • thumbs up if you did NOT get the swine flu shot XD

  • wow, that is one unfortunate piggy

  • yee what was the point of calling it H1N1??

  • The first time I heard about the swine flu was when I was sitting in a waiting chair to get on a plane to go to florida And this news report came on that they just found out about this Swine Flue...Boy was i suprised :D

  • i talked to the gey i know ur a rapest fu

  • hannah what the fuck?

    Flu shot's are awesome.

  • this video sukks makes no scence f u

  • @omwgstfu55 Yes your poorly spoken and broken english makes your point all the more valid.

  • @omwgstfu55 That's because your not educated.

  • hannah montana hand sanitizer lol.

  • Wow, Thats One Unfortunate Piggy

  • Sometimes, I wonder if the accident he got into was really an accident. I work with a lot of Soldiers, and it seems like something one of them would do. The guy I used to stay with while I was growing up was a Soldier. A Master Sergeant I think, and the people we worked with. I mean, I know a little about that stuff, and I never exactly meant what I said then. He was my Dad. But it seems like a Canalization thing, and he was in the KZ. That thought hurts in it's own way.

  • swine flu suckkksss

  • 1:40 is soooooooooo EPIC

  • damb it! i legitamatly just aaccsedently hit the dislike button. now i understand where dislikes probably come from...

  • wow did you just advertise at the end of this vid o.O??

  • NAW !!!

  • she looks liek the dark wizard

    from the wizard of waverly place

  • Just to tell you all, the swine flu isn't that bad. I had it. It lasted for seven weeks with coughing, sneezing, and a few days of fever.

  • She's A Pretty Ginger;)

  • I was fine but then the Fng dr gave me a shot and I got SWINE FLU. Wonder how THAT happened?!

  • dog swine flu is no worse then regular flu look it up

  • swine flu is nothing too play around its not funny, too

  • Swine, h1n1 the h1n5.... Exaggerated scare tactics to make a little money on vaccinination shots perhaps..... Not sure... but I don't see healthy adults dropping like flies around me, so I'll just let my own immune system handle it. I've survived several flus in my lifetime already. Any flu could kill children or elderly, so I see nothing particularly special about these. Honestly I'm more afraid of the vaccines.

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  • I survived that stupid Flu. I went to the ER because I had a 102 degree fever.They wouldn't admit me into the Hospital. Instead my pain and fever rose so they sent me home! Apparently I was past the 48 hour window to get the vaccine and I had to fight it on my own. I got so close to dying it wasn't even funny. And we knew I had it because the doc decided to give me a pamphlet on the swine flu. Aren't low immunities awesome!!! Whoever went without the vaccine I applaud you for your survival.

  • @Hinata1518 i got it and it was no worse then the regular flu idk why but mine was very mild and i didnt get the vaccine

  • Goofy, as Girl.

  • this video is shit.

  • get real...america is where the viruses are coming from, reduction in population plans lol...first aids then ebola ...all man based diseases, watch out for haarp activity!!! anyone fancy an earthquake?

  • Sarah Palin accent!?!?!

  • pigs didnt start the swine flu blame tyhe labratory for this auful story

  • multi talented girl - just here to say u r great in acting and good looking

  • Year of the bird: Bird flu.

    Year of the pig: Swine flu.

    2012 = Year of the dragon... We're fucked.

  • @IamJustinAdam3 2011...hmm rabbit.....easter massacre?

  • Seriously when you get a swine flu injection (no lies) they insert fake Swine Flu into your body!whats up with that!?

  • YES!!! don't take the shot!!!

  • Sarah Palin was your nurse?

  • faaaaaaaaaaaaaat

    faaaaaat fat fat fat

  • I had swine and my aunt who's a nurse freaked the fuck out and yelled at my doctor to get me the meds cuz she had someone die cuz of it. THOSE ARE GOOD PILLS DUDE! I was talking to chip bags and walls! NO JOKE!! xD

  • buwahahah! achoooeed it all over the world

  • i had swine flu fr a week.

  • Way I understood it, they wanted to change the name of swine flu mainly because a lot of muslims took it as an excuse to mass-slaughter pigs, because they would not halal anyway.

  • serious glasses are serious

  • how about crap just happens, no one invented it!! as for the flu shots and being a money raiser. in australia the're free!! i actually had swine flu and i was ok after two weeks its knocked me but im alive!!! do your research on H1N1(swine flu) which killed 17,000 people by the start of 2010. you'll all see it's the same strain and the spanish influenza that killed millions!!! this is why people freaked out.

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  • @spirit172 thanks and i totally agree wiz what you said.

  • AMEN SISTER! Do not take any influenza vaccine if at all possible. I know a man who got a "FLU SHOT" at his wife's insistance and he wound up with Miller-Fisher Syndrome. (Similar to Gillian Barre Syndrome)

    I refuse to be innoculated against the general finfluenza virus.

  • @spirit172 ye i heard the vaccine has secondary negative effect. i wonder how they could allow it without testing.

  • are you an studying actor?

  • You are a genius lol. For real.

  • Rofl pendeja chupa mi pene >.>

  • May 6Th Is My Birthday -_-

  • The Swin Flu was man made of Mexican ! its a way for nurses and doctors to make money.. any vaccine is to make money to also to control us with fear by hypnotizing us all. drink organge juice every morning that is the best for immune system. stay away from pork its a dirty animal stay away from red meat they are not carrying minimized chips to track our everyday moves.and also makes us sick

  • bravo , bravo gurl...great job..now if only we can get the rest of the American population to do their research too...keep it up gurl.

    doc

  • People who took the swine flu shot are now having risks of tire-problem.

    I never took the shot, and I didn't get sick :).

  • O man i remeber when it first came out .. And evry1 didnt want to talk to the mexicans at school ahhahaha so fun

  • u know what, people blame bush for everything

    from now on, im going to blame Obama for everything

  • @slaughteredband the swine flu started because bush fucked a pig :o

  • @hekkuta stfu with bush

    it started while obama was in office

    GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!!!!!

  • Y'know white ppl get more diseases than black ppl js(not trying to be disrespectful)

    btw im black.

  • @iMonsta23 i agree with u

    they are the ones that brought diseases to america and mexico

    thats how indians died in the first place

  • BTW this so called flu whatever they wanna call it is actually a cancer...no doctor will admit this of course,,beware of children being born and u being told they have bronchitis,,this is a cover up,,depopulation is VERY REAL WAKE UP

  • @EnveBeats hmm... overreacting much? but either way... depopulation would be a very good thing. (:

  • love light spirituality aliens will help us blah blah blah..meanwhile cancer is spreading airborn,,YES AIRBORN!! no1 talking about that...depopulation is of MOST IMPORTANCE,evrything else is secondary

  • And he ACHoooded all over the world

  • I was pregnant while this was going on... Never got the shot and never got sick. It was supposed to have a resurgence in March 2010...It never came back.... yea it was BS. MORE people died from the regualr flu last yr then they did from Swine flu. I guess it want the way of SARS and Bird Flu.

  • @nagaempress Yea not to mention Baxter International now admitted starting the whole SARS thing by "accident" and then making billions off the vaccine . They also started the Ukraine flu epidemic "by accident " . Really an accident prone vaccine manufacturer .

  • Let me tell you. You do NOT want to catch the H1N1, I had it and it was the most horrible thing in the world. I would advise everybody to get inoculated, its worth it, trust me.

  • Hey guys, I got that shot in November because I was working at a Pediatric office IN THE DANG FILE ROOM, reason I was working there as a file clerk, my mom works there as a nurse and used to have us kids file when we were sick, proved ourselves, hence job, anyway better part I HATE SHOTS, better part, I felt like crap the rest of the day, diddo, my mom gave me the shot, and the best part of ALL TIME, I WAS FIRED FROM THERE LIKE TWO WEEKS LATER!! (not my fault I did my job, it was lay off)

  • phhhh

  • you very funny? are you a proffesional actress!

  • yea MJ is the shit hell yes i love him even if he is dead still i dont give a shit wat anybody says.........

  • 2:50 "And He Aaachoooed it All over the world!!" Lol

  • i has swine flu one week..no hospital only drugs...and i have 90kg and now i have 60kg..one week. and i eat when i have flu....

  • trying too hard to be funny...

  • and he achooed it all over the world!! lol

  • Wanna beef up your immune system and protect yourself from illnesses?

    Take Mona Vie Mmun! As long as you are drinking it, you will protected even if the BLACK PLAGUE comes to town!

    You should go to my friend juiceberg's channel & ask them about it! It's awesome!

  • i agree no shots

  • id like to upload this to my channel all credit is yours , if you say i will remove it thanks :.)

  • trying too hard..

  • People are just so un-informed. Thousands of people die every year in Canada alone from the standard flu. Less people died from the swine flu then the regular flu. Media need's to stay out of this shit, they just cause mass hysteria.

  • esta vieja esta buena, nojoda, pero habla mucha mierda

  • NAH! hahaha

  • rectal exam? muy bien? awesome.

  • I haven't been sick for three years except for having a stuffed nose, but my doctor got me in while I had the stuffed nose and he was overly serious about the swine flu crap. He said I had to get a shot. I didn't. I'm fine.

  • That nurse/doctor was one lucky person :D ... Time for your anal exam!

  • and he achooed it all over the world ='3

  • i had swine flu on my 16th birthday :/ but i only had it for 4 days and tamiflu made me better!

  • damn, the swine flu shot hurts! it didn't hurt tht much at first, then a few hours later, it really hurt!

  • a pig "ah-chooed" his mutated sickness all over the world and now tht's how we have the swine flu! its all tht sick pig's fault! JK! poor piggy!

  • I agree so much about people die from the shot more then swine flu. and i love "stock up on OJ" lol

    your amazing!

  • your talkin to me about stuff.. I'd much rather see your boobies!

  • @ChrisTheShred

    you did it wrong. it's "you're talking to me about stuff, why? id much rather see your titties." fact. >.>

  • oh god i would love to pig out with u

  • I had swine at school. My friend had to carry me to the nurse.

  • Hello YOU can't get swine flu by eating Pork !!

  • Why not a cure for the common cold ? Yes I know why

  • i smell bacon?

  • @bolender91 Smell bacon ? Thru Videos lol

  • no we mexicans dont cause it its the dang pigs!!!! thats why its called swine flu and for the people that are not educated (im jk) swine means pig alright gosh dont blame the mexicans LoL

  • your great!

  • A few hundred people get swine flu and everyone wants to wear a mask. A million people get AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom. I see a problem here. :p

  • @ArielAndroid SPOT ON!!!

  • @ArielAndroid As do I my friend, as do I.

  • @ArielAndroid lol i know sooo true

  • @ArielAndroid H1N1 is spread through touch. An infected person could touch a light switch, then another person touches that light switch, and eats their lunch, they are now infected. To get aids, you need to cross bodily fluids by having sex. The reason for everyone wanting to wear a mask is to keep airborne germs out of their mouths, and as a reminder not to touch their faces.

    This was some joke on another sit. It's completely irrelevant to compare H1N1 to AIDS. Two different things.

  • @ArielAndroid (By having sex OR exchanging bodily fluids like spit, blood, etc.)

  • @ArielAndroid - baahahah XD

  • @ArielAndroid wearing a mask doesn't feel that bad lol

  • @ArielAndroid ya my uncle died from that

  • i had swine flu. i had it for 14 weeks. they kept telling me that it was just a acold so i somehow survived it without medication. once i was getting better they finally decided to give me a blood test and what do ya know, it was positive.

  • OMG, I Love you! This Video is Hysterically funny! :-D

  • @psanchez333 Yes she is cool !!

  • I don't know why, but your face reminds me of Rose from "Two and a half men"

  • @TheOyama666 I thought the same thing!

  • they actually made designed mouth covers and sold em

  • Have happened in Canada Up north.

  • swine flu want to bend your legs back like a tyson chicken

  • swine flu was created in a military lab... to sell vaccines and sterile the population.

  • wouldn't mind giving her a rectal exam

  • your a bich and so are your  videos

  • I got really sick last summer. They thought it was Malaria and totally ruled out H1N1. When I went to the hospital I didn't have to wear a mask. Turned out I did have H1N1. Haha, I infected you all, you hospital-suckers!!!

  • LOL "cause the 5th of may is so much better than the 6th of may" DAMN rights lol, my ex's bday is on the 6th of may and who cares about him, right..?

  • I got the swine flu was in an induced coma for 2 weeks but lost 15 pounds and quit smoking judge for yourself

  • Lol this vid was made 1 year ago!

  • JOIN PORN MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!

  • i used one of those to work with my dad at a demo job and i gto tlked to alot

  • i got swine flu... and lost 20 lbs. swine flu is amazing!

  • @vampsluvme what???? did you say amazing or annoying? i hate that virus and those who creaed it will die.

  • @successforlife100 I said amazing!

  • @vampsluvme lmao

  • lol ur funny xD

  • i wanna tap that... I'm just saying

  • LOL 5/5

  • i like the "dead like me" music...sublime

  • You look like diahrea

  • i dont even care anymore how hot you are, well yeah maybe i do. but my point is you are funny and very entertaining. dont stop making these vids. they are great

  • i'm so sick of hearing about the swine flu... it's no worse than the regular flu...

  • Can i stick a thermometer up your shitttty asssss spricket

  • i dont go any where without my hannah montanna hand... whaaaaaaaaa teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk???? Me and my friends thought that swine flu was gonna make people turn into zombies so we were all so happy cause we finally thought we would get to met one :D

    but nothin happened (exept for all those inocent people the goverment killed with their free puddin they were giving out that one day)

  • Asian Flu ? O.o

  • One of my friends have the swine flu :(

  • I like her!!!!!!

  • Can i staple your anusssssssssssss so you can shittt through your mouth spricket

  • View my "Free Thinking Lessons 101 - Population Control". The channel is TStheEducator. H1N1 and AIDS are the focal topics..

  • There is so much corruption and fraud going on with the swine flu that I always warned anyone not to get the shot. Panedemics definition changed. Severe conflict of interest. Untested vaccine. Big pharma got contracts without any liabilities. Etc.

  • I got the shot and I haven't got any sickness or anything, It hurts as much as being pricked by the poke-y side of an ear-ring, Not bad at all, you should get the shot

  • i haven't got the shot and i haven't got any sickness or anything.

  • me neither

  • this was hilarious!

  • All I had was calpol and tixylix and i survived swine flu.

  • Anyone desperate enough to stick it in you would end up with swine flu or pig flu same thing !

  • pause at 3:06 lmao and oh yeah "he achood it" great stuff

  • You all don't know shit. The swine flu is something made up by the US, so they can kill you with the vaccine. Don't blame it on Mexico. You people believe everything you see on the hypnothic box (tv) I bet Mexico has more real money (not borrowed) than US. The US has been bankrupt since June 5, 1933. They still owe $6,338,023,309,508.97. Your wealth is an ILLUSION.

  • I 1000% agree. They develop all these illness' and give them vaccinations. A way for them to make money. Not just money for people to buy the vaccine either. Tax on the vaccine, tax on the shit to get the vaccine, tax on the syringe. Then you get sick because they pumped you up with the vaccine, pay more money to the doctor, more taxes. They pretty much got the makin money part down pat, but they are more advanced in spending before they get it.

  • @rubenarizpe Yes. I'm sure that the US leaders told you this, right?

  • OMG! The hand sanatizer! My friend got it at Wal Mart a few weeks ago and brings it with her everywhere. It actually smells really good. I call it her HannahTizer. I think it rolls off of the tongue. lol.

  • Yes drink orang ejuice :] haha

    Swine flue wtf the inoculation is more dangerous

  • sarah palin voice?

  • S PRICK ET ?

  • dont get the vaccine!

    Everything is OK, there is nothing to worry about!