vlog 17: CLUBBIN! not my thang...

[Panda299]

I like you.... you keep it real :)

Dw, I hate clubs too! 

[laCathiee]

David, I'd dance with you any day ;) <3

[misterthecool]

kudos to you bro. Lol I hate beer too.

[liljaybird95]

LOL! David I love you XD So funny!

[meechalina]

You are one funny guy :D subbed!

[rosycamille]

i fucking hate house music in the club!

[RevengeOfThaNerd]

Real as shit on the drink part of this...  I agree 100%

[betsabe3000]

What is house music?

[fittygrand]

i feel just like more than half the things you said ahah man you rock !

[Deadrocks]

Peeled an orange? lol Kevin James.

[shayc8kes]

a "girly" drink, done RIGHT, can do you in for real

[yeejlo]

LMAO 1-800 go to hell ROFLROLFORLF

[InspirationIsFree]

I agree 100% to everything you said bro!

[katee526]

You're too HILARIOUS!!! Thanks for sharing your thoughts with us :-) hey so I know you don't like clubs, but are there any spots out in LA you could suggest for out of towners?? I'd greatly appreciate it! I'll buy you a girly drink in exchange for your suggestions :P

[kaiba7]

the beer thing is TRUE.

[lilaznboi419]

Real ASS MOTHER FUCKER RIGHT HERE

[lilaznboi419]

LOLOL

[jutcybaby]

I love house music!!! Lol

[beautifulsadia68]

i loved ur opening....so funny :D



[iMrJ0nes]

I'm a fat guy.

I went clubbin' for the the first time this past Saturday.

Everything he said happens... happened..

I now share the same sentiment about clubs. Fuck em'.

[Nuxhead]

this man speaks the truth. Beer does taste like shit and it's bullshit that us men have to order it to prove our manliness.

[ShesReckless]

David you work out? Nah man i just peeled an orange. haha

[Surfer4ever001]

"This foo swimming towards me...Oh look away...look away like your not doing anything." XD lol nice bro

[imadori1010]

i really don't think david is fat.... i have seen fat people

[6ksanchez]

toss da rice toss da rice ...*click* *subscribed*

[pinknlilly]

Lol

[Sidewayyys]

dude your a fucking boss!

[darknessblack12]

I've always wondered if guys liked beer/whiskey/scotch or if they just pretended to because they think it makes them look tough.

[MrMichaelkurowski]

yo man, you sweatin?

naw man, i just peeled and orange

[waitin2bfound]

Yea, beer is gross. Finally, a guy that said it! I wouldn't mind if my guy friends admitted it too. =P

[MsBrowneyes99]

I love u DavidSoComedy because u keep it real .

[AznGunzPlaya]

toss the rice LOOL!! got me so bad there. and what was the name of the club he went to? could not hear it correctly

[TheMangoman86]

LOL toss the rice toss the rice!

[castillod7351]

I hate beer too ! :)

[TripleH981]

WWE now but we all miss WWF :(

[kikyoinuyasha123]

Beer is soooo nasty I agree David !

[KParts]

Sweaty ass or not, look below at all your female fans who are willing to watch you peel an orange.

But I'll pass on the rice tossing :)

[MsKarlis23]

Lol "a very sharp dorrito and a slap to the face" :)

[Chelle881]

Forget that club you should come clubbin with me in the uk, with ya fine fine ass

[allentran4]

lol u not da only one brah

[redattractattention]

Same here.. club is not my thang. but i would totally dance with you at the club

[nick16160]

"david you work out or somethin?" "naw i just peeled an orange." LMFAO

[Kiksaruti]

I learned from Jersey Shore that you grind to house music...THE ONLY THING I LEARNED FROM THAT SHOW!

[bookandbolo]

"Nah man I just peeled an orange" aaaahhh ::died::

[williamcarter1993]

I hate it too, David...I really do

[feelingawesome96]

Dorito bitch slap !!!!!!!!!



[michael1215]

Toss the rice my asians. Toss the rice. XD

[ayooteddybear1555]

im not a hater your awesome

[superdude352]

dawg u sound more black the timothydelaghetto hahahahahaha

[3dSamm]

Fruit drinks are for Men :D

[BirtLikesPie]

I have no idea how any girl can turn down a personality (and voice) like yours. You know what, the skinny dudes can go screw themselves, cause none of them have anything on you.

[kl0a]

that white speck on your shirt is bothering me LOL

[waterfall907]

i just realized that you are never in the same room what up with that

[abeerkhan3]

i have the same fan as him

[aznvue9527]

EctaFuckingXactly my point about clubbing! couldnt of said it any better -.-''

[unknownaznx]

there were so many asians that it looked like a beijing flee market lmfao!

[CyberWolfNar]

damn that club sounds like its covered in assholes dude XD

[Annie21atm]

I like how he only censored 2:08 and the rest of curse words are just fuckin flying free c:

[XDragoFlamesx]

4:15 I literally jizzed in my pants 

[102567sbn]

what happend to your face????



[hrene123]

LMFAO , what if i squeeze my lumps together does that help

[hrene123]

LMFAO " dont say sex"

[KrazySkaterLily]

The moment where one of the top comments are wrong! XD

[Truefff13]

The reason ladies get in free is because there are always more men in there than.ladies and id it weren't for free it'd be a sausage fest. Most ladies go there to chill and stuff and yenno a lotta guys just wanna get in their pants, get drunk etc. So even then the ratio of men is still higher wen it'd Ladies night. I'm a women and I work for clubs I see it all the time!

[iGreeenTea]

LOL toss the riceee ;3

[InconnuMiss]

LMAAAOOOOOO!!!

[CJay3315]

i hate going to the club too like you said guys gotta pay a cover fee and on top drinks WTF!! and then you go to a club in vegas cover and drinks are x2!?!?! o_O

[smileyface51o]

LOL toss the rice..toss the rice moves xD

[lardogg100]

hell ya man. beer is fuckin gross.

[IZONEnumberONE]

HOUSE MUSIC ROCKS :D

[MrzDiam0ndDiva]

@4:26 SMH!!!! Had me DYING

[kookoo4kimchi]

from now on, im gonna toss da rice in every dance i go xD

[longdali82]

OMGGG I feel ya David... how are you supposed to dance to house music??!!!

[naynaychicka]

@jazzminb .... smh

[Gabrielxps]

So when is thanksgiving dinner... I'll bring the green bean cassarole... bro... ^__^

[oOsparklysparklesOo]

lol crying face

[otherwisee]

House and Techno SUCKS. It's okay for 1 song that is all.

[Lilbluerocket]

lol funny

[JustAnotherRaineeDae]

David you juss work out or somthing?

Nah Man i juss pealed an orange...LOL! hahahaha

[TaGbIeSgurL1011]

Toss the rice, toss the rice XD

~Very Common Dance Move of the Asians

:)))) jk

[superboybmx77]

@brenden1138 how do u go from 3:43 to 3:35 ?

[brenden1138]

3:43 to 3:35 booby grab

[cathwilliams]

WTF- is that really you singing in the end???? Amazing!!

[Djghost1123]

Electronic music ftw. That why i dont go clubbing here lol.

[donttalkihateyou]

Fist pumping is very common in European clubs. Norway, Sweden, Finland, and Denmark are very into electronic house music.

[69mrrice]

toss the rice toss the rice

[iamyourimagination]

i dont get the orange peel joke 

[txl43n]

Ive never been to a club before. From what u said, I dont even wanna try lol.

and I dont like the thought of dancing with titties out with random dudes haha plus

the whole music and fist pumping all day shit.

[akaminzee]

can we be friends

[lovedasuckers24]

lol, fist pumping :D

[st33lr3mains]

HAHAHAHA "Hey man you work out or something?" "Nah man I just peeled an orange"

[grungifiedtwo]

3:13: AMENNNNNNNN, AGAIN!!!!

OH MAN-WE GOT A LOT IN COMMON MAN XD

[grungifiedtwo]

2:13: AMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MA BROTHA.

[BrasilianJ]

toss the rice toss the rice LOL

[jubbernauts]

Fuck beer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[ChodeFlavored]

You're the chyzz :] *subscribed*

[Nsx25]

o shit! no one caught it but do that BEAT BOX AGAIN! 

[FillingTheEmpty]

LMAO, Good God, it's impossible to hate David!<3

[igotthatdumbhardswag]

im dieing hahahaha

[104livi]

omg this was hilarious... your so funny xD

[Jetuzamaki27]

i see a wii remote on the back ha he has 1



[DucklengUgly]

"I believe men and women are equal in every aspect too. But next time there's a drafting war, your equal opportunity ass is coming with me " LOL

[OwSpamHam]

the 1-800-GO -TO-HELL realy works

[shandas100]

I love his videos. So funny. keep up the good work!

[TheNewMalone]

I hugged my laptop....

[iloveARG747]

this is the funniest thing I've ever seen hahaha!

[MrREALMADRIDFAN10]

i hate beer to

[KuchiConga]

OMG! do you live in elk grove. laguna west? looks like a man made lake that i used to live by.

[shermanyang]

I'm FAT and got titties too but people love me just cause I'M THE DJ. Otherwise you'll never see me bouncing around at the clubs lol!

[Maxana32]

Lmao! 4:25

[jazzminb]

Why do you keep referring to yourself as fat? You may not be skinny but you're not fat. If you really have sweat problems - I heard ppl get botox injected in their pits to make it stop??

[SoleilsMusic]

@jazzminb He's chubby and he lives in very image conscious california lol.

[CatfishShotgun]

Fuckin' hell, LOL, It's 3 in the morning and I've gotta wake up early, but I'm up watching this shit because I fucking LOVE IT. Mate, you're just brilliant. I hope you win the lottery or something, you deserve it.

[nocommentyo]

LOLOLOL toss that ice toss that ice! LOL

[MrTwshows]

why do fat people sweat? im not that fat and i sweat a lot.

[bdgrfce]

same here, i'd rather meet people in a structured environment without barbarians...

[ayyeekellie]

"uhh, can i get a pussy-popper?"



[yiitong]

LOL "nah i just peeled an orange"

[MsMoochie3]

lopsided titties!

[MsMoochie3]

fat=sweaty ass LOL! done with you david!

[Robmanriquez]

is that a Wii remote i see?

[MissVezzity]

you sound like donkey from Shrek

[HeartBreaker112000]

David you work out or something ? Nah man I just peeled an orange. hahahaha

[mrtheluckybucket]

whats the music in the backround??

[TylorDark]

Beijing Flea Market....lololololol :)

[urRAWRsoundsfunnyLOL]

HE'S NOT FAT HE'S FLUFFY!! <33

[moonshine100]

nigga you funny as fuck!!!!

[bkrietzer94]

"you workout or something?" "nah man I just peeled an orange"

[GR33NGORILLA]

WHAT IF I SQUEEZE MY LUMPS TOGETHER?!? LOL

[lvrose10]

nice photoshop :p i think... the wrestler person.

anyways...r u wearing make up? cuz it looks like lipstick on the side of ur mouth or...wat is it?!?!?

[lvrose10]

OMG every singe video has 2 do w/ h8 :p do u h8 EVERYTHING!??!?!

[danni0713]

"Nah, man. I just peeled an orange!" oh gawd. dying

[rosieposie865]

Fucking legend

[batistax50]

every time i watch him say toss the rice i burst out laughing and its midnight so i think i may have woken some neighbors :D

[sLeEpInGPoPpY]

so i typed out this really long rant and then i remembered that no one cares lol..... moving on.

[BedlamBeaut]

"BIGGIE SMALLIE!"...comedy!!!!! LMBO!!!!

[TheHinoko]

Beer tastes like piss yo

[castlesonthesea]

holy mother of god this guy is hysterical.

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO ALSO HATES HOUSE MUSIC!

[Myles0711]

mad skills

[LeahCheerleadinQueen]

HAHAH CLUNNIN WOOT

[LuvSuJuSHINeeB2ST]

pussy popper. I FCKING DIED AT THAT. LMAO

[Awsomegirl2221]

Friend- "David, you work out or something?"

David- "Nah man. I just peeled an orange"

XD I literally fell out of my chair laughing!!

[PixelatedTofu]

"pass the rice" and that dance move is not a racist thing to do is it? cos after a exhausting day shopping i went round town singing "pass the rice" next to a friend who looked like she was pretending she didnt know me.

[ahhhrealmonsters4]

"You work out or something?" - "No man I just peeled an orange."

[TheWizchic]

OMG! this guy is so talented!

[fattie8701]

lol 1.11 watch the spit fly out of his mouth

[krissyofcourse]

KEVIN JAMES REFERENCE FOR THE WIN

[ItsSokhanNigga]

WHAT IS THE LINK TO THAT GIRL WHO'S TALKING ABOUT UGLY PEOPLE.?!?

[XxXMoonlDragonXxX]

@ItsSokhanNigga Someone's maaddd. :) Leave her. She has already been reduced to nothing by David.

[trojan513]

"David you work out or somethin?"

"Naw i just peeled an orange"

LOL

[DinDeen]

I occasionally drink beer... it does taste horrible- doesn't matter where it's from, it tastes horrible. I avoid it when I can. If there's nothing but beer, I'll go out and buy something else.

I'm a girl though so I don't get laughed at for not drinking beer o__o HAH!

[hieixstar]

FAT = SWEATY ASS! LOL! SO TRUE! XD

[lauriraid]

FUCKING HILARIOS

[MsClaireMicheal]

Let me get your number

what's that ? 1-800-GO-TO-HELL ?

She gave me the same number are you room mates ?!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH­AHAH. David, i love you !

[kahikoaboi]

bro how to dance to house.... SHUFFLE

[funkylcd]

thanks for the tip d. i'm not going to make anymore rejection excuses!!! :)

[tehbignoob]

NOBODY DONT WANNA DANCE WITH CHO LOP SIDED TITTYS BIGGIE SMALLS

[vinatran3210]

PUSSY POP LOL

[henrayyjr]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. IM SKINNY AND I SWEAT LIKE A BITCH. SO ITS NOT JUST FAT PEOPLE!

[tessatoz]

@henrayyjr same here

[nancyrawr87]

3:03

[asuara55]

i hate beer too ;D

[neverlandice]

TOSS THAT RICE!

[JaneJ03]

biggie smalls. LOL

[vexx013]

This guy should get with Tobuscus.

[KamKomissioner]

i was with him until he started talkin about house music.

haha oontz oontz oontz oontz til i die.

[BeforeToday24]

ahahahahaha i love this video its funny 

[ComputerBirds]

"i got titties too! if i squish my lumps together does that help?!?!?" LMFAO I LOVE THIS GUY!