ASTAR THE ROBOT FROM PLANET DANGER

[GoGoGadgetBeer]

i just pooped myself.

[M3TALHEAD]

HOLY NOSTALGIA

[Shortietheshortman]

"I can put my arm back on. You can't. So play safe!"

BITCH, I'MMA BARBIE DOLL :D OF COURSE I CAN STICK MY ARM BACK ON.

[TheLastCanadian]

OMG. I had forgotten about this one! Hahaha, brings back memories.

[LOWENnotLORYN]

....That's scary...

[GarlandFraser]

Play safe on planet danger?

[biggzblock]

What The Fuck Is This? This Aint The Orginal One

[Exccentrous1]

I still have no idea how a terrifying man in a robot suit pretending to be a child turned into an 80s PC game intro.

[alexphazon]

I was always mistaking this for the opening of beast wars for some reason...

[dontplaycreate]

@alexphazon omg I totally forgot about that lol. I was always like fuck yeah beast wars is on but it was always just this retarded ass robot

[adhesivecornbread13]

I thought MattG was just making these up O.o

[chargedjop]

as a kid I watched this and instantly decided to emulate the cool robot I saw on tv. after a few days me and all my friends were playing "planet danger" which boiled down to running through traffic and climbing the outside of our apartment building.

[Defiant2379]

No one will ever have as amazing a child hood as those of us born between 1988 and 1992, things don't get much better then Astar! :)

[FenogeralMan]

When I was 6 years old, I broke my arm, losing a minor artery. It was stitched back on, and now whenever I see this ad, I laugh at Astar for his false expectations of us humans.

[tyciol]

Nice remix

[zerilis]

Mattg is for fucking horny school girls.. Im here because this was badass when i was 5.

[SonicTheHedgehogZone]

@zerilis Me too lmao

[awolminded]

hahahaha i forgot about this, my buddy at work reminded me of it. thanks for having this on here hahaha good times!

[RedBandMagic02]

I can just imagine kids wailing and tinkling their pants with fear at this series of commercials. I mean, the robot is telling you that he can rip arms off and put them back on but that they can't.

[blanbproductionshd]

this ad dosnt hold water anymore. there are people who have hade limbs ripped out of them and are put back on and workin with a few hours of surgers. i knew a guy wh got cliped in a car crash took off his right leg from the knee down he was back and walking in about a month. but remember dont play in danger

[MrNightlyProductions]

I can remember back when I was a kid and this stuff seemed like good graphics.

[FredWeasleyRox]

i can putty arm back on. you can't

[XXxsceenechickxXX]

how many are watching this just because MATTG124 linked us hear :)

[imsleepysyt]

Wow, that CG is a lot worse than I remembered it to be when I was a kid.

[PartyInUKsPants25]

Planet Danger: What were you expecting?

[SluseFAK]

I assume Planet Danger boasts a very affordable cost of living

[ShroomyEntertainment]

@SluseFAK Living costs an arm and a leg

[D7NEWTON7]

wat solar system is this planet in

[PartyInUKsPants25]

Can't they make a less creepy commercial about playing safe? :'D

[lordibleach]

Planet danger sounds safe

[crazykirby97]

I'm Astar. I talk like an autotuned Peewee Herman. If you see anyone like me run, stay safe.

[SOnicpower451]

Am I 5 years old again?!

[LAGAllieLAG]

I'M PROUD TO SAY MATTG SENT ME HERE <3

[xanimexfreak1x]

MattG sent me here ;3

[Chane101x]

thumbs up if MattG brought you here :P

[TheBillyCoulter]

Why the HELL would anyone or anything in on a planet called planet danger. Oh ya Astar we can get replacement arm. Eat it Astar!

[iwillbeapornstar]

MattG is the reason i'm here :)

[ventHARAS]

ntense cgi

[Xtreme2252]

Wait, did they just steal sound effects from that dumb Star Wars Rogue Squadron game?

[LPMansl1]

If you live on the planet danger. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!

[ExpertOfSound]

The TSA would have a hard time visiting planet danger...

Mainly because they never deal with any REAL danger, they are a bunch of $7.00 per hour pedo-goons that just want to grope children... they are used for smoke and mirrors propaganda tactics to get everyone to think that real terrorists did 911, and that everyone needs to give up their rights and freedoms to be "safe" from no real danger.

"Security without freedom is tyranny."

-Thomas Jefferson

[THExWEIRDxGIRL]

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY CRAP THAT WAS THE WEIRDEST THING EVER!

it had nothing to do with a play safe add until the very end!

i think the rest was for the retarded director who LOVES ROCKET SHIPS

AND ROBOT AND STUFF

[bigshowsteveo98]

one cocky robot

[Medli]

I can't stop watching this just to hear his condescending remarks at the end of the video.

[imcrazybutfun]

this was fucking creepy.

[hellstar1221]

I think theres somethign coming up on my assdar......?

[acesofspades293]

the portal from the beggining loots like the one from reboot

[Marlage]

@acesofspades293 You read my mind. LOL

[TaylorSwiftFan007]

mattfuckingG<3

[TiesAndWatermelons]

MATTG :)

[MultiQuinnifer]

thumbs if mattg brought you here!!!!

[TheMuShRoOmMaN999]

@MultiQuinnifer who tha fuck is mattg

[yllianosMISC]

why would anyone live on such a planet!? let alone create this place!?

[FallenEmbyr]

That is the freakiest thing ever O_O

[peoplecallmeagoth]

Awww, I remember these! :D

[EverythingUseless]

Like if MattG124 sent you!

[linds4y]

Wait, I can't put my arm back on?!

Whew, thanks for the heads up, Astar.

[milligansx01]

hahahaha, creepy but awesome

[HaligonianType1]

I AM ASTAR MUTAHFUGGAS AND IF YOU DON"T STAY AWAY FROM SKILSAWS BLADES I'LL SNAP YOUR NECKS LIKE A CHICKENS

[axiomassassin]

Astar the video game...anyone,LOL

[Boa837]

I remember this commercial, haha. But me thinks that perhaps Astar may want to relocate. Or perhaps just not jump into big holes that obviously want robots for lunch and just chill by the lava pool.

[CelesteK]

This isn't the orginal ad. :(

[angrius]

@CelesteK Suck it up princess. Get off your lazy ass before I send Astar to come down from Planet Danger and bitch slap you until his other arm falls off.

[CelesteK]

@angrius I don't think that particular comment is called for.

[TheConestoga]

@CelesteK No i think it was. rather then complain about this not being the original you could have looked in the right column and clicked the second link for your original video. oh so lazy you are...

[CelesteK]

@TheConestoga I'm not lazy. In fact I noticed Retrontario's video unfortunately I can't comment on his video because I've been blocked from his channel. :(

[angrius]

@CelesteK I'm about to ban your hipster ass too if you don't shut your pie hole.

[trueblue360]

@angrius That just made my day!

[maggiez5]

@angrius ASTAR'S A GIRL BUTT HEAD!!!

[wokangoman]

@angrius HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

[thunderpeeweea]

@angrius ahahahahha!!!!!!!!

[TheLastCanadian]

@angrius You have won the internet.

[Murrison]

Probably the second most dangerous planet I've seen.

[PawnsMons]

OMG LOOK AT THOSE GRAPHICS ITS LIIKE FROM THE FUTURE OF SOME SHIT

[renaud68]

OH ASTAR, HOW YOU HAVE SAVED ME AND MADE MY LIFE WORTH LIVING!

[DrSilverRosebush]

Ah, nostalgia! :)

Am I mistaken, or is some of that music Holst's "Mars" from "The Planets Suite?"

[colin766]

I just nostalgia'd all over my pants.

[AirJordan1150]

omg i remember this commercial when i was 4. it used to scare and creep the SHIT outta me bcause a robot pretty much gets his arm cut off right in front of you O.O

[AaronShowbiz]

oh my god, I haven't seen this since I was 5.

[GeGeMus12]

i thought it was reboot with the background track and visuals

[Adii30]

I remember all of these! Well, in a sense of they were just keeping me from watching Reboot.

[TheAndrewjohncook]

THIS COMERCIAL MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD 

[MinnMaigi]

I had completely forgotten about this commercial until just now. Thanks for posting, it brought back so much nostalgia. :D

[eor42]

they need commercials like this because i think that todays children are ignorant and need to realize these "common sense" things.

[DrSpikeSpiegel]

This commercial used to be on all the time when I was a kid. I always laughed at the line "I can put my arm back on. You can't." Do kids really think that they have reattachable arms?

[KinkyOats]

Oh god this commercial used to freak me out

[xenas111]

Ass-Star?

[ShaunEboi523RatedR]

i remember this :O

[Badunkawank13]

What happens if your TV cut out right before he said "you can't" ?

You have doomed us all Asstar

[Badunkawank13]

Thumbs up if you used to pretend you were in the add and fly the same path as he did.

[calculus400]

Is it just me, or does this ad make no sense whatsoever?

[fromaginator1]

If this robot is so great putting its arm back on and such how come it hasn't figured out that leaving planet danger would probably be a better solution to this losing your arm all the time problem

[pharbizorg]

The saw blades at the end always scared the s*** out of me when I was young.

[MrTommychong]

Umm no but my doctor can 

[blashyrhkRAAA]

Holy fucking nostalgia.

[angrius]

Obviously you've never seen Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith or travelled to Mustafar.

[urethane22]

who the fuck builds a place on a planet full of lava and magma with buildings full of shit that can cut yo ass open..and flatten you like a pancake..come on...fucking saw blades comin out the wall? who was the fucking architect!? xD

[edctgbujm123]

This ad used to scare me shitless, especially his voice.

[pashery]

fuck my childhood

[Diddlemuffins]

You think you're hot shit Astar?

[magicalpoop]

My Christian friend wasn't allowed to watch YTV because of this commercial. It conflicted with his religion and made notions that there were "alien worlds" with other lives. Oh I pity my friend's depraved childhood.

[angrius]

Can anybody do t-shirts? We need some Astar gear STAT.

[AdorableAdam]

@angrius YEAH MAN!

[angrius]

You know I put this video up a few years ago in hopes that maybe a handful of people would find it and have a small moment of nostalgic bliss. I'm surprised on a daily level when I see how many people have left comments.

Play safe.

Chad

[Technos72]

In Toy Story 2 Andy can put woody's arm back on. You can't because you don't know how to sew. So play safe with your toys.

[baldibobiman]

What and ASSHOLE. I tried cutting my arm off to play Astar, but then I died.

[weezyfan25]

creepy as SH*T!

[supervacuus]

This commercial is probably the reason I still have all my limbs intact.

[PirateMrTyler]

Does anyone know around what year this commercial came out?

[FregleyRules]

Jesus christ this scared me sooooo much as a kid. I CRIED when i first saw this as a 6 year old.

[verbex1989]

his name is A + Star. I hate you already. LOL Good times with this one though :P

[moyoboy]

Astar kinda sounded like a retard.. "I can put my arm back on you can't darta darr!"

[ViLLaPiNoZ]

when i first saw this i thought it was the start of a new beast wars lol

[CharizardOwner]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LIVING ON PLANET DANGER?

[leejae]

@CharizardOwner BECAUSE HE CAN PUT HIS ARM BACK ON AND YOU CAN'T!!! 

[eor42]

@CharizardOwner well said my friend.

[drkarol]

@CharizardOwner because he can put his arm back on, you can't.

[sightlines]

@CharizardOwner cuz he can put his arm back on, you cant

[bosasosolja]

@CharizardOwner WHY DOES THE GOVERNMENT OF CANADA MAKE FUCKIN SCARY COMMERCIALS for kids??

lol

[maudlin18]

LMFAO I love how many people were scared of this guy when younger! He scared the living poo out of me too HAHAH

the commercials back then were more effective though...they got the message across LOL

[Bobo411]

Man, this guy scared the SHIT outta me when I was a kid. The worst part? This is the less scary version of him. Uuugghh. Astar, you creepy bastard.

[4nj00]

Astar is the fucking man.

[MsSkyblue101]

@yellowsunshinerain when i first saw that to it scared the living saten out of me!

[waterlizardz123]

OMG i used to see this all the time watching cartoons.... lol

War Amps.... great organization...

[shazs]

wow i really want to cut myself now because this was gay!

[yellowsunshinerain]

I remember seeing this for the first time when I was 5. It scared the shit out of me :P

[MegNito967]

doesn't everyone miss these old 90's commercials that would have like a 50 second introduction that was completly pointless and didn't actually need to be in the ad? i do.

[Kfaction]

"I'm Astar, a robot from planet danger. I can put my arm back on, you can't, bitch."

[LightningGurl]

Astar scared the bejeesus out of me...

[rephillia]

I'm crying, I'm laughing so hard.

[crumleg]

ahaha thanks astar I WILL

[prettyhannah1243]

shitty 90's animation, ftw. :)

this takes me back to my days of watching mona the vampire after school on ytv.

[BadmanRecords]

ahhh yeee those where the days

[Xloi63]

i loved that show

YTV was the best

but now its kinda shitty

(anyone remember what their wierd alien logo looked like?)

[MrSparco777]

lmao, i remember this and those 90's War Amps commercial where the kid got his leg chopped off with a farm machine

[Pudgyplumber]

I was terrified of that golden bastard.

[allbn]

this brings back some good memories when i was watching ytv after school.

[Faule]

ahh I miss these old PSAs they'd show between shows on YTV.

[Clickeey]

As a kid I don't think I ever quite understood the purpose of this one. XD

[ReRemixedLive]

memories..

[JarvisrocksDaHouse]

I remember this!

[Zand33Pottz]

i remember i wanted this to be a video game... ON THE N64!!!

[pikakoo64]

That would be AWESOME!

[pikakoo64]

N64 rules!

[wretchedspawn118]

This would make a really kickass video game.  If they came out with an Xbox 360 game that took place on planet danger, I'd definitely check it out.

[biohazardousbacon]

yeah, because your gunna lose an arm when you go outside...

be safe.

[MrJustnate]

haha oh god i miss the 90's.

good stuff back then :)

[Reghedable]

@MrJustnate

90s had some fun shows for kids; nowadays its mostly junk and special effects.

I miss the beasties/reboot days. :(

[MrWench]

This commercial made me terrified to leave the safety of my house as a kid.

[1000TimTams]

Yeah I think '99ish... This ad freaked me out so much as a kid...

[GLegend360]

@1000TimTams I know same this shit used to scare me lmfao

[mannik5000]

WAY earlier than 99

[pickaplex0]

When I first saw this as a kid, I thought it was the pinnacle of animation. So much for that now eh?

[NexusTK]

Why would anyone reside on planet danger?!

[benito4244]

Because they can put their arm back on. But you can't, so you live on earth.

[Mistoballin]

Cause rent is cheap and Astar has been out of work for a while.

[xXSpeechImpedimentXx]

WTF... WHY would anyone build that kind of factory!?

Whats the purpose of it!?

[angrius]

Ya I've got one right here...let me just reach behind and pull it out of my ass.

I could upload it again but I'm too lazy to be bothered. Take your lazy ass to the waramps website and order your own bitch.

[Yendolf]

i used to think this commercial kicked ass and thought it was some game advertisment. Boy, was I wrong.

[boubou0000]

When did they first air this?

I seem to remember seening it from about 1998 to 1999/00 ish.

[BrenBot1995]

and just yesturday i saw it on again!! LOL

[pandrpro]

when i was little, i had to leave the tv room because this commercial scared the life out of me

[Jbles13]

mer 2 lol i used to cry when this ad came on

[XxCiCiRawrsxX]

O___O oh my I am scared I really dont want to sleep. this always scared the living shit outta me.

[bullpooburd]

0:41

"New" Astar's scanning system FAILS to detect ... whatever the hell that thing coming out of the wall is supposed to be. loooolllllllllllllllllll...

[bullpooburd]

THIS IS NOT THE ORIGINAL ASTAR this is an ABOMINATION. The real one was WAYYYYY better. Screw this CRAPPY remake.

[woofsis]

This commercial scared me when I was little. Also, I can bet you 100$ that science has probably invent a way for 'YOU' to put your arm on. :p

[angrius]

duct tape.

[Gubru]

I remember this. My friends and I still make jokes about the "Planet Danger" thing to this day!

I like how condescending the robot seems when he states that HE can put HIS arm back on, but YOU can't!

[Grittenoir]

I remember this commercial!!!

[jordanXnarutoXjenna]

haha LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL maybe I CAN put my arm back on. So what if this commercial inspired young children to try to remove their arms. Pfft. Shows what Astar knows xD I LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL THOUGH.

[watchesyoushower]

this really was a bad example- kinda makes you want to go planet danger a bit doesn't it?

i always think of reboot when i saw this

[jordanXnarutoXjenna]

Agreed ;O It is ALOT like reboot and a very bad example lol

[braveheartbob]

if i could fly and lived on a planet called DANGER, i would move to a new planet!

[CuteRaptor]

wtf ?lol

[AdorableAdam]

i used to have nightmares of this

[lunamoonwithstars]

Omg, I loved watching it when I was a kid it felt so real for some reason!! It was my fav. ^^

[mimimarshmellow]

this commercial scared the shit out of me was a kid