Blake Shelton's Poem

[Lelamaemusic]

freaking love this!!!!!!!

[bconway9]

1 fat, ugly bitch.

[3DaleSr88Jr]

1 person doesnt know a good sence of humor!!

[princesspeach4100]

MIRANDA U NEED TO SMACK BLAKE AROUND A LIL MORE

esp now that ur married to him lol love how she smacks him when he says those 2 lines and she just reaches over and smacks him lol last few lines r sweet MY GIRL IS 24 SOME SAY SHES WAY TOO LONG IM STUCK W/ HER IS IT LLOVE OR FEAR SHES PRETT GODD W/ A GUN :)HE IS LUCKY TO B MARRIED TO HER AND SHES LUCKY TO B W/ HIM HE IS A SWEETI

[princesspeach4100]

LMAO

STUPID FAT UGLY BITCH MIRANDAS ALL WTF REALLY

blake is toooooooo funny

[eyeluvewebabe]

i remember the day i got ditched, but it's okay.

i've written a lot of songs about that stupid, fat, ugly, bitch.

:)

i picked up a girl in kansas one night,

and now it burns when i pee.

WHO PUT THAT IN HERE?

[ScottieeMcca]

Get any tune at Mediaoutletonline. Just find it on Gooogle :)

[thepurpleshirt59]

when he says my momma cried when she saw my face, some guy goes 'i would have too' haha

[redroo444]

Now, is it Shambert?? Or Lelton?? Blanda?? Mirke?? Tell me some one Plz!!!

[edwardsgoddess]

that was sooo not PG.. but i loved it!!

[TheTK2015]

i really love them they're the cutest couple ever!!!!! their children will be BEAUTIFUL just like Blake and Miranda's relationship!! #TeamLambertShelton :)

[johncena18677]

1 person got hit in teh head with dog poop

[lilmissprincessjes]

oh my goodness i love this. he's hilarious:)

[baseballplayer9358]

i used to live in atchison kansas dang iv been everyone leavenworth, lansing

[MariaClaraSifuentes]

“I’m 32 years old now. My girl is 24. Some say she’s way too young, but I’m stuck with her. Is it love or fear? She’s pretty damn good with a gun.”

Love them!! ♥

[Johnluna82]

This is really funny Blake&Miranda

Miranda is acting like she's really Pist off at Blake for the poem but she think's it is really funny.

Love them both they look great together.

In 8 days I am going to see Miranda Lambert in Concert at BillyBobs In FortWorth Texas and Blake Shelton might show up with She her I hope.

[Johnluna82]

This was so funny With Blake&Miranda, Miranda really looks like she gets real pist off at Blake for The poem.

Miranda reaction to Blake if really funny love them both there so cute together.

[BandRox1234]

Ii think someone was wasted

[LadyKay1818]

That was amazing. :DD

[scorpiojsph]

This is so funny classic Blake humor

[kdmcdaniel1991]

ahhahaha.

[ThePhenom8809]

funny shit.

[chadb75]

That's freaking hilarious! Love it.

[meganlyn90]

Im so happy their engaged now they are soooo cute together :)

[OriolesFan216]

Haha Miranda knew it was coming. I hope they are the next Johnny and June. Blake is so funny

[sk8trchik66]

I don't get why he said that about craig morgan's hair? What's wrong with it? Lol can someone explain?

[karana808]

i think that its an inside joke between him and craig lol

[swimchickky]

laughed so hard

love this!!!!!!

[nicolepe23]

JEALOUS people. you just mad cause he wouldnt give you the time of day... it must suck to be you. there is a reason she is up there and your not.

[nashvillediva1983]

That's funny as hell!

[soonTObeANarmyWifey]

haha "is it pg?" "yes" "it's okay i've written some pretty good songs about that stupid fat ugly bitch" hahahaha funny

[countrymusiclover39]

he's hilarious :D

[kewlkat8208]

I saw him at the California State Fair on Saturday night. He's great, and Miranda showed up when he sang Home. Everyone flipped out to see her walk on stage.

[2000shard]

i live where this takes place

[hannahjacie]

he lives right by me!!!! my dog goes over to his house and blake brings him back to us!!!!

[courtneyperry44]

Does she live with him? Is it where he lived when him and his ex-wife were married?

[Lee8879]

he should perform at the kenny chesney concert in san francisco, miranda will be performing.

[OnlyOneTrueLove]

I cannot wait to see them in concert! I LOVE THEM BOTH SOO MUCH!!!

[countrygal1995]

he is so hilarious. i love him!!! miranda's lucky!

[barrelstar88]

tht i wasnt born with craig morgans hair! lmao!! nicccceee

[FaithMartinaTim]

LOL! Blake is so cute! I love the part "I've written lots of good songs about that stupid, fat, ugly bitch!" and then Miranda smacks him. LMAO!

[BandNsoldier]

@FaithMartinaTim and then he says sorry haha!

[FanFiction2010]

@FaithMartinaTim "it burns when i pee" -smacks him again- STOP IT! xD

[SimplyNatalie272]

hahahha i love him.. so funny.