Fuck the monarchy. So whose pussy has Charles been licking lately - maybe his new daughter- in-law? Any of you sophisticated Brits offended yet, assholes?
Someone mentioned Michael Palin keeping a straight face. It looks like when he got in the face of that first soldier (the one who puckers his lips) that he starts to crack up when he says "Dickus". But when they come back to him, he has a straight face. I own the DVD and I'll check for bloopers or outtakes.
Yeah, Palin's the best! How on Earth he kept a straight face during bits like this...
No joke, I actually drop quotes from this very scene in real life just to sort out who all the cool people are.
And I also want to say, as much as I wouldn't mind being a teenager again, I am SO glad to not be from a generation where crap like Fred is considered "comedy."
this is just so supremely funny -- I mean laugh out loud funny, perhaps wet your pants funny, shed a tear funny, and it's all thanks to Michael Palin's absolutely spot-on comedic timing -- he's SO good, the way he waits to deliver yet another punch to your already hurting funny bone ... watch how he walks ever so deliberately around the back of the 2 centurions waiting to deliver the knockout punch: "He has a wife, you know . . ."
the Pythons are so wonderful -- hope you get IFC :)
@DoctorPatient This video STILL makes me laugh till I almost cry lol! It reinds me if the days my boss or somebody way up says something unwittingly stupid and you know laughing will get you killed, but you just cant stop it lol!
Somehow i remembered one guy from other land who was visiting in our school, he name was kinda stupid meaning in our language. In english translation it would be something like "farting sh*t". Reaction when someone hear hes name was very much like this.
I can't help but think of how this sounds like a day at my work. I work with Bosnian guys who are sometimes hard to talk with (most are getting better with their English).
Still though, I'm in tears from laughing so hard even though I have the movie and have seen it well over a hundred times.
I just looked this up as I have never heard of "Derring" before. It turns out to a be a misquote of an old word for Daring. The things you learn from Monty Python ^^
I've seen this movie many a time (along with the flying circus and they're other movies) and this scene is right up there with the Knights of Ni, i laugh myself whenever i see it =DD
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Fuck the monarchy. So whose pussy has Charles been licking lately - maybe his new daughter- in-law? Any of you sophisticated Brits offended yet, assholes?
jr73340 1 week ago
wasn't it cold for the guards? with no pants on?
Spartan0057 1 month ago
wasn't it cold for the guards since they wore no pants?
Spartan0057 1 month ago
i am crying laughing so hard belly hurts
sms842 6 months ago
hmm wordplay in the german version is much better...but...only if u understand german :D
V1nc3nt20 11 months ago
Genius, one of the funniest films ever:)
stargazermedia 11 months ago
Fun fact: the actor playing the giggling centurion is Chris Langham, who played Hugh Abbot MP on "The Thick of It" 25 years later.
hygraed 1 year ago
@hygraed And got done for kiddie porn.
captainrice13 5 months ago
i wish i could have been 1 of the guards
mind you i wouldnt have lasted 30 seconds in this scene before cracking up
TheGubbsta 1 year ago
Someone mentioned Michael Palin keeping a straight face. It looks like when he got in the face of that first soldier (the one who puckers his lips) that he starts to crack up when he says "Dickus". But when they come back to him, he has a straight face. I own the DVD and I'll check for bloopers or outtakes.
cuphan99 1 year ago
@cuphan99
No it's not blooper or outtake Michael just tries to make the extra laugh. Then turns all serious like towards the others.
Knasterreal1 1 year ago
lmfao
blackcat682 1 year ago
Centuwion do have anyone of that name in the gawisson?
mashamorgan 1 year ago
"Incontinentia Buttocks"
hahahahahahaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa........
BB1951 1 year ago
I'd *love* to see outtakes during the shooting of this scene -- anyone know if the DVD has some?
sometimes directors will not tell extras (like the court centurians here) what's coming next to catch their initial reactions
DoctorPatient 1 year ago
that's the funniest scene I've ever seen
sedliska 1 year ago
When i see this i totally understand why jews lounched 3 rebellions against Rome.
Romans were totally insane !
Greyshark09 1 year ago
This is one of my favorite movies ever made. I can watch this part a hundred times and laugh every time.
fishinwflies 1 year ago
Wirf ten Purschen zu Podn!!!! XD
TheWeberknecht 1 year ago
Yeah, Palin's the best! How on Earth he kept a straight face during bits like this...
No joke, I actually drop quotes from this very scene in real life just to sort out who all the cool people are.
And I also want to say, as much as I wouldn't mind being a teenager again, I am SO glad to not be from a generation where crap like Fred is considered "comedy."
EvelTwinOfSlogmaster 1 year ago
oh yes. Throw him to the floor please
NoProtect 1 year ago
Does anyone else feel like a little...giggul?
sianisit 1 year ago
Nono, Roman.
pandarello 2 years ago
1:43 is priceless! XD
buusama 2 years ago
this is just so supremely funny -- I mean laugh out loud funny, perhaps wet your pants funny, shed a tear funny, and it's all thanks to Michael Palin's absolutely spot-on comedic timing -- he's SO good, the way he waits to deliver yet another punch to your already hurting funny bone ... watch how he walks ever so deliberately around the back of the 2 centurions waiting to deliver the knockout punch: "He has a wife, you know . . ."
the Pythons are so wonderful -- hope you get IFC :)
DoctorPatient 2 years ago 2
Michael Palin was the best Python.
Gaxo2 2 years ago
Gaxo-
I saw an interview with John Cleese in which he said: "Michael Palin is the funniest man in England"
DoctorPatient 2 years ago
@DoctorPatient This video STILL makes me laugh till I almost cry lol! It reinds me if the days my boss or somebody way up says something unwittingly stupid and you know laughing will get you killed, but you just cant stop it lol!
shkotay 1 year ago
@shkotay What kind of a boss would get you killed? Are you in organised crime?
Knasterreal1 1 year ago
@Knasterreal1 I could tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya :D
shkotay 1 year ago
Very funny
peacemtn 2 years ago
its so wisable.
thedukeofantioch 2 years ago
1:42 ROFL
Biokovac 2 years ago
so your father was a woman??
best scene.
in german it just sucks
legend170781 2 years ago
No, in english it sucks.
iwik3to16 2 years ago
I cannot agree!!! The German translation is hilarious!! I honestly find it so much funnyer in German!!!
puppetmasterin 2 years ago
rofl this scene
skynetsss 2 years ago
-spwiwit!
-yes he had, sir.
W4775 2 years ago 2
biggus dickus and incontinentia buttocks lool
jonernest1 2 years ago
I haven't laughed this hard in ages. :'D
Benny5421 2 years ago 11
Bwew your noses and seize him
redelephant08 2 years ago 2
3:18 lol
Myson80 2 years ago
"He has a wife you know......."
kayote19 2 years ago 23
lol, this is sorta wierd, but i try and hold my laughter in with the guards! XD it that funny =)
KieranFF 3 years ago 7
me too :D
qumni 2 years ago 4
It's hard :)
Toritoes 2 years ago 3
haha
'phow him to the phoor'
deirdreofthesorrows 3 years ago
This is the funniest thing ever made.
RomanesEuntDomus 3 years ago 3
hahahaha, fwiting wabbid wiwd animawls within a week
gmhslr 3 years ago 6
stwike him centwirwian, vwerwy woughwy.
gmhslr 3 years ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hey Dazzy, you think Biggus has BM's too???
caribind3 3 years ago
Anybody else feel like a little....giggle.
LOL.
at2at 3 years ago 4
Apparently the actors who were the guards weren't told exactly what was going to be said, just to stand still & look serious.
paralian 3 years ago 3
i tried not to laugh like the romans but man is that IMPOSSIBLE!
okay333666 3 years ago 4
Perfectly awesome
aquasplashanotherway 3 years ago
Five stars before I even started watching.
cottonwhiskersuk 3 years ago
He has a wife you know...
wiggaroo 3 years ago
Thats really very funny...
Pure british comedy at its best.
And throw him to the floor sir?
Oh yes!!! Throw him to the floor please....
vman996 3 years ago
Fwow him to the fwar!! Thats bwoody better
zucoy21z89 3 years ago
Fwow him to the fwawe!!
zucoy21z89 3 years ago 2
Somehow i remembered one guy from other land who was visiting in our school, he name was kinda stupid meaning in our language. In english translation it would be something like "farting sh*t". Reaction when someone hear hes name was very much like this.
atlachanacha 3 years ago
I know of an asian guy in Sweden whos name means "Heavy Scrotum" in swedish.
Gumbypotty 3 years ago
what's so brilliant is that the scene is almost entirely improvised. the reactions are genuine.
isthischosen 3 years ago
LMAO yay! best bit!
Toritoes 3 years ago
monty python is a legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DasMoos88 3 years ago
I saw thim movie the other day at the New Beverly theater in los Angeles. I cried during this scene, and not from sadness.
jerrydoubleu 3 years ago 2
lol this is the BEST!!!
Chanty4Eva 3 years ago 5
I can't help but think of how this sounds like a day at my work. I work with Bosnian guys who are sometimes hard to talk with (most are getting better with their English).
Still though, I'm in tears from laughing so hard even though I have the movie and have seen it well over a hundred times.
BBThames 3 years ago
those are the funniest 4 mins 18 secs in television history!!!!
shade837 3 years ago 6
Totally agree man, theyre umbelievable!!
aguas2001 3 years ago
i'd like to know how many takes this took(takes this took??)i'd need oxygen on hand
gritt66 3 years ago 6
OH!!!! AH.... About 11 Sir!!!!!!
luarionte 3 years ago
michael's facial expressions are the best lol. it bloody funny.
carlychalmers 3 years ago
What a damn does he says on 0:52?
aguas2001 3 years ago
"No no spirit, bravado a touch of daring do" :D
Blackbooks78 3 years ago
Actually, it's "derring-do".
PlotPointOne 3 years ago
I just looked this up as I have never heard of "Derring" before. It turns out to a be a misquote of an old word for Daring. The things you learn from Monty Python ^^
Blackbooks78 3 years ago
Its 'No, no, Spewwtit...Bwadavdo. A touch of Dewwing Dooo". LOL best scene on the film
shkotay 3 years ago
I've seen this movie many a time (along with the flying circus and they're other movies) and this scene is right up there with the Knights of Ni, i laugh myself whenever i see it =DD
WhildChildatTMS 3 years ago
hahaha the best scene in all the films! omg
...
Incontinentia Buttocks
stew2407 3 years ago 4
Haha! Best bit of the film! You can see Mike Palin desperatley trying not to laugh!
JacksSweetheart 3 years ago 5
omg i love pretendin 2 be the soldiers i just cant hold my laugh in haha
domy449 3 years ago 4
oh kool i have first comment this makes me laugh so much thanks for the vid mate
seanglynn94 3 years ago
lol, np
Mizun0h 3 years ago