Bas Rutten Street Self Defense

[speedy2davey]

"-but what if he has no friends around him and he's the only one there? We can do fun things!" XD

[tomer107]

dontt you everr do thissssss

[FaeIan]

what does his kanji mean

[lucky57961]

I laugh out louded.

[Porsche918]

Hide da spice bottle.

[diablecita]

Dong dong dong dong chew da this

Denga da denga da den

pwuah ... bhuz!!! pwuah

boom bang bang bang

[JohnTraviss]

0:59 Abortion?

[akirafactor]

Some fool is going to try this on the wrong person and get himself killed, R.I.P. thanks to Bas.

Obituary will read, he thought he was a badass because he saw a Bas Rutten video once.

[AlexMitan]

In real world, people sing while slitting throats? BAD. ASS.

[Poltionorch]

Hide the spice bottle :D

[Blobbozar]

WRONG MOVE! DONT DO THAT TO EL WAPO!

[TheLittleMike]

@Blobbozar You know, I put this video up 4 years ago and Bas still cracks me up laughing. I'm glad you enjoyed it :)

[AlikCw]

Ok, Im sorry... BANG BANG BANG .. Or Im not

[Necron214]

i love you bas rutten XDDDD

[swmd88]

spraying the blood in his face is the best part

[MrApol]

55 people got their pants pulled down and a spice bottle hidden

[jacksawild]

"We can play games like pull the pants down and hide the spice bottle... It's a fun thing to do, you get a lot of laughs."

[DudeRafi]

No, Dontcho ebver do tfhis!

[Rome202]

he does his own stunts and AUDIO!

[Bluekillin]

Im sorry ser but im gonna break your leg!

[yeabaybe1]

THIS is the better version

dont bite dont bite dont do it

[zdavis541]

stab in the LIVER

[CRAFTYMARCUZ]

Im laughing my balls off atthis but istill would not like a slap from Baz Rutten lol

[panget128]

dont dont you ever do this! haha

[gocubs1815]

ROFLMAO

GOD I love Bas but this is frickin hysterical!

[disclaimer05]

BANG BANG BANG! NO IM NOT! =)

[drmak3r]

im sorry sir but im gonna break your leg

[activex165]

LOL WHOOOP like this and slit your throat and its over and out lololol

[paulkielsmithdotcom]

did he just say he would pull the guys pants down and hide his spicey sausage in his ass?

[DexDaMan]

No, you deaf cunt.

He said hide the spice bottle, implying that he'd hide it up his ass.

It's humiliation for whoever got choked out.

[paulkielsmithdotcom]

Are you really that unable to tell I was joking? I thought it was 100% obvious.

[DexDaMan]

Not really, you cock sucker.

[mynameismike101]

DENGA DA DENGA DA DEN lol

[adsfas33]

best part lol

[Grimmer47]

@mynameismike101 wich gonna hurt him alot:P

[tigre777blanco]

dont you evvvvver doooo this!!!!!!!!!!! lol bas rutten is the man ha ha

[tigre777blanco]

5:30 el guapo lol!!!!

[MrArmyofonex]

this guy is on crack hahaha " you can smack him in the face smack him in da face smack him in da face"

[juanego]

stabbing with a chair!!!!

[pancreas4online]

Bas da DUTCH rutten BOMB

beng beng beng "don't you ever do this" kick him in the groin. beng beng right elbow knee to the face , smack his face , bang bang bang.

[Lethaone]

hahaha, "you could have been death, my friend."

[jay9308]

OHHHH look what ju can do with this ! lolll

[HoeRydah]

danga da danga da dang

[f2warbound]

DONGGG Don't you ever do this LOL

[camelchute99]

i want bas on my side in an street fight, he would take on all comers, when he is 70 he will still kick some azz

[Lethaone]

hahaha, Bas could be dead and still be scary to fight against.

[vestal19]

boom right straight

[codepool]

did he die?

[runninglowdisc]

This is funny. I mean serious but funny

[piggyskate]

its my dad

[john6019]

IM your dad...

[piggyskate]

if you are youre fuckin hard

[Delmers]

I would love to see this guy get in a fight.

...I mean a street fight.

[Noisycowonline]

Where is the 'after' video where the police come in and Taser you, throw you in the police car, you spend the night in jail, charges pressed against you, then the guy you defeated sues you for a million dollars?

Unfortunately, this isn't 1881. Go ahead and have fun but there is a huge price to pay for that three minutes of glory.

[camelchute99]

bologny, i have kicked ass after someone assaulted me, and when the cops show up, and they know it was self defense they ask if im ok, and congratulate me on kikn some bad guys ass

[112rhavin3581321]

This is very very true, they look the other way when ur in the right

[112rhavin3581321]

Eh the police have a tendancy to look the other way when its self defence, I mean u didn't start it

[dctrshdy]

that was f-in great

[lightofgoku]

just like my dad used to teach me lol rip old man

[KosovoJeSrceSrbija]

ok im sorry .... BOoom no im not xD

[acidxtasy999]

its all practise - comes naturally then - always be prepared - dont fight when your drunk

[adamproskiw]

Bas with a stabbing device... scary thought.

[HandsUpPantsDown]

OH LOOKY WHAT WE HAVE HERE

[chaoskid911]

BOOM ! LOL

[LetMeBliJu]

danga da danga da dang

[Okaruwazashi]

Hahaha.

Of course it's easy to defend yourself when you're bigger and more skillful than your opponents.

Still, seems like a cool guy haha.

[tacks96]

humorous none the less but its ,legit. Ive been in numerous bar/street fights and it all works just you remember to be PREPARED

[kingofkings799]

"Oh ok im sorry BANG DANG BANG no im not" lmao

[theone0one]

nice!

[jonny232323232323]

if i wake up with a severlly bruised face, and a sauce bottle up my ass im gonna send bas rutten a bomb lol

[Bearfoot]

Probably the safest way to deal with him, that's for sure.

[silversteinx3]

it scares me how 380 thousand people have seen this video. haha

humorous nun the less

[ericarmstrong1]

"I'm sorry...no I'm not."

Love it.

[noway741]

damn this dude ownz

[jakelabay]

hit em to tha balls

[holydiver420]

Heal to the balls!

[jxwhee]

don't, don't you ever do this....

[eddums]

danga da danga da dang

[fabie2]

danga da danga da dang

[aarmenta92]

danga da danga da dang!

[seanearnest]

..."which is gonna hurt him a lot" lol

[yronklaw]

Hahahahahaha! Yo da best Bas! Hahahahahahahaha!

[Sniip3down]

danga a danga danga and youre gonna hurt him alot

[Ludawg101]

Ya your definitaley going to hurt him alot if you shove a spice bottle up his ass!! :L

[transformersgod]

dangina dangina boo bam boom

[drugsnbass13]

hahahahaha....the guy;s a fuckin maniac....

[jordanlover23]

This video is the funniest thing ever.

[adamadams0]

fantastic... ppttt.. i love this guy... boom boom bah... emril of fuck you up... im not sure about the spice bottle technique if you make it to the end of the video... that kinda crosses the a and b charge to rape... ppptttt... killer

[chico3mendo]

this guy is so so funny he said to spray blood in his face it looked like a spider-man move

[chrisredfield3636]

2 eyes for an eye lol best fucking thing ever lol

[Kentucky360]

yeah, i'm really glad i clicked on the "fight like a man" link....classic...and yes, this def needs a techno mix lmao

[menace10100]

lol man this dude is always funny to watch luv his techniques

[cdydvdbst9109]

"danga da danga da dang".. hahahah

[JackGillow]

This needs, ike, a techno mix or something.

[bagellicious]

i slit ur thraot... luv the sound affects... BANG the reciept.... i poke u eye out... im srry but imma break ur leg now... im srry.. BANG BANG BANG no im not... this guy is awesomely funny... its the sound affects... WALL dont u ever do this... BONG BONG BONG i gotta retun the favor... BREAK THE ARM... head butt... EL WHAPPO!

[whoopdeedoodude]

you can do games, like pull the pants down... its a fun game...

[PingPong700]

Hahhaahhahahaha omg this guy is awesome. But maybe this is why kimbo lost =p

[moonshinevessel]

LMFAO OH WTF?

Hide the spice bottle, are you serious?

That dude is nuts.

[tumpai1105]

lol. Dangida Dangida Dang!

My favorite part was the end. "Pull the pants down and play 'Hide the Spice Bottle.'" Why do I think that's so funny?

I love it! A lot of truth to what he's saying.

[DahStoryTella]

bas rutten = the realness

dude kicks tons of knowledge, true legend.

[cereneo]

haha i'd love to play fun games with bas rutten !

[engeneer12]

MAD HEAD

[skingsingh]

bas is da wickidest !!!! ahahahahaa!!

[kongkjetil]

He tryed to kill me, and i have to return the favor :) Nice man

[nip74]

I'm sorry sir, but now I'm gonna break your leg!

Don't do that to EL GUAPO!!!

HIDE the Spice Bottle???

[nip74]

I'm sorry, BANG, BANG, BANG, No I'm not! TOO FUNNY.

Don't, Don't chu ever do this! AWESOME. LMFBO!!!

[Otacon144]

Bas Rutten is fun to watch. :D

[madfreak26]

EL VAPO!!!!!!!!

Spicey sauce bottle looooool!

[sexycolombian1987]

im sorry sir!!!! bang bang bang bang im not

[hunterswine]

dang a da dang a da dang!!! bang bang dang a da dang!!!LOL LOL

[snowwhyte478]

LOL

[Masamunecb]

Wow, I knew all this stuff already. Rofl

At 3:50 he can break his arm by just using his left hand.

[vajrha]

C'est quoi ça, de la self defence de garage ? Ce n'est rien de plus que de la boxe de rue, qui par definition, confond agresivité et technique.

[Zeus184]

What nonsense this video is...

[MrKnoxville351]

BOOM!!!! and then i smash you head against the table and BOOM, and you are cryin and i say sonny your day of misery is only beginning

[Zeus184]

You're welcome to try that, but when I bite your neck in the clinch and drink your blood, my tears will be for joy at the taking of your worthless life...

[Shonem]

What you think your some intimidating vampire emo wanna be who thinks he is tough?

You really think your gonna walk away from a bar fight without a broken limb trying to bite people?

Irish mother fuckers should know better.

I guess all the modernization took away your countries drunken charm.

[Zeus184]

Oh chill FFS, I was only kidding. Getting in bar-fights is undignified and wasteful, so I would avoid that; but if it happens, I deal with it. Simple. Bas is clearly messing about in the above vid, all I'm saying is that his "advice" therein is not to be taken seriously, that's all.

[Shonem]

He seemed to cover everything....accept running, which by all means, it's better than getting stabbed.

[Zeus184]

Yeah but BIFF! BANG! WHUP! THUMP! isn't exactly the most refined approach to street fighting, and definitely isn't the most successful in the long run. The rule is; the response is conditioned by the intent of the opponent and his method or mode of attack (or defense). If Bas had demonstrated this simple knowlege from experience, instead of the amateurish BIFF BANG WHUMP "do this, do that" lesson, then I could take it seriously. But not so...

[TSkniaz]

i guess this can be a self-defense...i guess...

[beluemma]

well if your life was at risk it might be right, and you think I dont want to kick in the groin, but when your dead you dont get another choice.

[DNaruto831]

3:01 - 3:25

LOL

[Theblobbyshow]

sounded good until i heard "kick him in the groin."

that's just not right. Even if you are in a street fight.

[thmn556]

i would not fuck with him....unless i have a bazoooka!

[sammy]

"I'm sorry sir, but I'm gonna break your leg."

LOL!

[k1ngjames44]

bas rutten is officially the coolest guy in the world, he taught me that i can use anything to stab :)

[wolvoboy]

Hey Bas i like it,kill them before they kill you im sure a lot of people deserve what they are gonna get,keep up with the good work

[mango0o]

This is the best video i have ever seen.. dangity dangity dang... " to win the fight u can spray blood in his face.." great stuff

[vama89]

HAHAHA...dangity dangity dang

[paulowens455]

thanks 4 tha tips! keep tha videos cumin plzzz

[smalichic]

This man is a quote machine:

"Don't you eeeveeer dooo thiiis"

"Dangada dangada dang"

"I'm sorry" ... "No I'm not"

[SettleForNothing]

Damn. I have watched this video dozens of times, this is my second comment and this is still extremely funny. Not to mention informative. Mr. Rutten should have his own fucking TV show.

Go Bas!

[crackerjack113]

2 eyes for an eye. sounds good

[falloutdude222]

LMFAAOOOOOO

[rangus69]

dangada dangada dang

[thepcdude]

Lmfao, a shoalin ninja is no match for Rutten ninja!!! lolz

"I'm sorry sir, but I'm gonna break you leg" ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

[Rainmanjunior]

spray blood lmao

[chimnee1]

lol that shit try kung fu

[JackTheMoe]

lolz

[Spectral1984]

have, and it fails miserably.

[camilleelizabeth]

you could have been DEATH my friend.

somebody is telling ME that about my wife? i'm sorry sir, but i'm gonna break your leg.

this man could crush your skull with his bare hands but you can't help but LOVE him ahaha

[Jeroenoman]

"Dong dong dooon't you ever do thiiis!"

[bestSVMS]

stupid and pretty useless

[foxy9988]

asshole

[caputo19]

this guys genius pure genius haha

[blackspades0000]

Ruetin like the ass.lol

[littledredre]

lmao his fucking halarious man! and your moves are awesome xo

[ackerlaw2004]

lol..."im sorry...bwang bwang bwang...no im not."

[ic3ynic3guy]

roflmao i wouldnt wanna mess with this guy.

[antjmi]

Bas is brilliant, buy far my favourite fighter. He seems like a really nice guy as well as seriously funny.

[elwally1986]

holy shit, this is amazing

[lorenzoq2006]

"you can spray blood in his face"

LMAO!!!!

[veyr0n1]

Holy shit, this guy is hilarious!! LMAO...

I don't ever want to meet him...

[OldBillSykes]

6.17-"we can do games like hide the spice bottle...its alot of fun!!!!!!!" LMAOOOOOO

[Lethalsilence]

"Right away you say ok i'm sorry BANG BANG BANG no i'm not!" HAHAH sweet

[ghonnyboi]

3:22 stop stabbing yourself

[kawashima666]

so funny but true :D

[SyB3riu5]

ok i am sry, BANG! BANG! BANG!, no i am not. XD XD XD XD

[necaxissta]

dont dont dont you ever do this!!

[xninxjax]

does anyone know where i can get the full version?

[skinguitar]

BANG!!!!!! DA DA DANG!!!

[JAVI19832007]

...and if it doesn`t works, here you got Batman´s phone...

[stayhidden]

Haha or call Bas' phone

[ghettoTbone]

this man is my hero

[karniv]

Holy shit man, i would run if i saw this guy. Psycho.

[refi2b]

bas rutten is fuckin nuts, but so funny though

[CoffeeAchiever]

"Stab in the Liver" - didn't Edward James Olmos play a teacher in that?

[qwertical]

lol 'All you now need to do is to spit blood on his face' classic

[Japoland88]

wtb really verizon

[batmankz]

DANGA-DA DANGA-DA DANG

[dunniee]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Troubledmindz]

That was really good, Loads of ideas and some humour to keep you focused as well, Nice vid.

I wouldnt do half this shit though unless you want to go behind bars.

[XiaoPow]

It's all a joke :P.

[Pillbox07]

Outstanding! This clip should flash the equivalent average prison sentence per "move", along with the fines, at the bottom of the screen.

"Ka-Ching! $15,000, 18 months to 2 years"

"Boi-oi-oing! $75,000, 3 to 5, no possibility of parole"

I defintely could've been death...

[mailerin]

bang da bang da bang!

[TheWaterBlue]

omg this is funny

[litoak47]

omg llmaoaoaoaoa, is he serious?

[Fritsmans12]

Yes, Bas is very serious. After his MMA career he went to Hollywood and aimed a career in the movie industry. So far this natural Dutch talent has been disregarded by the casting agencies. He could be the next big thing as he's a funny and talented guy. He could be the new Charles Bronson or 'Dirty Harry'. Eliminating the thugs with a smile:-)

[mailerin]

right on man. we need more realistic self defense instructors like this. karate and other fancy martial arts only look good. however, their real combat effectiveness is very limited.

[Kamenolom]

U lie!!!

Karate doesn't even look pretty