Best Still game moment

[scatcat1994]

Anyone else notice that Tunnocks tea cakes are just Snowballs without the coconut?

[dawdsy42]

I grew up in the house in the background! Wot do you think of that Martin?

[beverage2008]

mayb if ye huv a jobby martin yer maw kin wipe yer arse fur ye martin - LMAO!!!

[glenpoet]

camoon lads make up n' get on wie it!! we a' need yaz..;)

[rangersfan338]

is that big bob from river city

[hollydollyx3x]

@rangersfan338 aye xxx

[smiffykittykitty07]

She's isnae a good maw if she disnae have snowbaws in the hoose. Translation for English speakers: She had it coming.

[GravDuck]

@smiffykittykitty07 That wasn't in Scots. Either type in English or type in Scots. At the moment you are just typing like an arse.

[JukesSB]

The description made me lol.

[bazildon2009]

"When chomp the shark is in the sea it's not the place for bears to be"

[bazildon2009]

Piffle The Puffin and pom pom the polar bear



[mikeyman6]

IM NO WANTING AN EMPIRE BISCUIT IM WANTING A SNAWBAW

[watson1903]

amazing

[679goodboy]

Love this I don't want an empire biscuit I want a snowball

[WhitleyAW38]

You have to watch it 2 or 3 times, then your brain is in Glasgee mode and you can translate. Love Scottish comedy. Rab C for ever, mon.

[kieraxx10]

What series is this in

[82kgamer]

@kieraxx10 i think the first 1



[PubsUnited]

this scene is funny but my favourit is whe boaby says

Boaby: Your putting the beef on jack

Jack: I that's right everytime i shag your wife she makes me a sandwich

[mt2oo8secondary]

A DONT WANNA EMPIRE BISTCUIT!! I WANT SNOWBALLS!!

[MarcGranger1]

‎''Freezen Ae Ma'', Oh Aye Martin, ''A Cny Wait Ae Get Up The Road Ae Ma'', Neither Cin A Martin, ''We'll Hiv Soup When Wae Get In Ae, Then We'll Get A Cup A Tea Wae Some Snowballs Ma'', A Didny Get Any Snowballs Martin, ''Nae Snowballs, Ya Stupid Auld Cow'', Relax Martin Youve Got An Empire Biscuit In There, ''Am No Wanting An Empire Biscuit, A Want Ma Snowball. ''Taxi'', ''Maybe If Ye Hiv A Jobby Martin Yer Maw Cin Wipe Yer Arse Fir Ye Martin.''

[smileychick99]

Am no wantin an empire biscuit!

[xalisha98x]

those two dislikes is martin and his maw..

[dougiepoolable]

The first time i watched this i nearly pished maself hahahahahahahah

[WeeRen1]

Ya stupid auld cow ! Relax martin, yehv git an empire biscuit in there, am no wantin an empire biscuit am wantin a snowball .. TAXI ! mibbeh if yeh huf a jobby amrtin yer maw kin wipe yer arse fir ye martin

[ultramarine1234]

It's funny cos ma names Martin anaw.

[strumfellow]

I dont knock anyone for trying but the likes of burnistoun or the limmy show arent and never will be a patch on still game.its the perfect formula and thats why it worked so well.will it return?who knows

[jayliamaaron]

agreed.

[UltimateBroadcaster]

maybe if u have a jobeh martin your maw can wipe ur arse for u martin

[NinjaOfTheDarkz]

my names martin lol

[madhammy09]

Thats 'roon the road from me ha!

[tokeaspliff]

IM NO WANTIN AN EMPIRE BISCUIT !!!

[sixchildren100]

CLASS PURE CLASS !!!

[BigWaade93]

lmao this never gets old, still howling at it

[StealthDoctor]

2 people wanted a snowball instead of an empire biscuit.

[WatiTheChef]

This has to be one of my favourite shows of all time.

[xAC14RKY]

LOL. YA STUPID AULD COW!

[MICKYMAVYT]

2 dislikes must have been martin and his maw hahahaha

[Bax498]

Boss

[Betallday1]

the one dislike was martin...

[Probablyacowtbh]

@Betallday1 The 2nd was his mother.

[PaigeyLou1]

He's no wantin an Empire Biscuit :P

[apollo992]

Miby if yae huve a jobie Martin yer maw cin wipe yer arse for yae Martin.

[GARRETT1872]

Martin disliked this.

[AirdrieUnitedDaft]

IM NO WANTIN AN EMPIRE BISCUIT AM WANTIN A SNOWBALL!!!!!!

[taynuiltftw]

Fucking awesome

[littleskullgirl]

*quote from video* now give me thumbs up cause i'm clearly deaf and can't hear what just got said ¬_¬

[iGeebzy]

"Maybe if you have a jobby Martin, your maw could wipe your arse for you Matrin" fucking epic.

[trickshotutorials4u1]

maybe if u had a jobby martin ur maw cin wipe yer arse fur yeh martin

[StewartReid10]

what episode is this ?

[TheDylan1234]

This is like the End Of The World for his Mum, Forget about 2012 here it is!!!!! xD

[1andrewman1]

il have that empire biscuit if your not having it

[jonah380]

which series and episode is this from?

[koolkillax]

Martin's no stranger to a Big Mac is he.

[tashpish]

hahaha! brilliant!!

[Tristan24Ross]

What episodes this in??

[mattmooney94]

i want them to make up so still game can come back, raise a thumb if ye think so :P

[MrZizbang]

@mattmooney94 Yeah i agree! do you know why they fell out with each other?

[RadicalRevolution100]

@MrZizbang Think it was to do more with Greg Hemphill walking out on their production company Effingee that caused the split

[OneOfAKind1888]

@mattmooney94 might be happening,within the next 5 years.

[tonywelshcfc9]

that is the best part in all the still game episodes. i love what jack shouts at martin! LOL

[colston1965]

looks as if its filmed in cadder

[Marzi2k11]

this is 2 funny. everytime i c it i laugh my head off especially the last 2 lines

[Foggia1515]

I wish I could understand whatever language that is.

[ChrisMiller1994]

@Foggia1515 I'm sorry? I hope you're joking

[aspergillum]

@Foggia1515 Glaswegian - the phonology is the toughest bit, harder than Dutch actually.

[l0lman2000]

funniest thing.EVER.

[TheSilencedPredator]

Wow 104 likes & 0 Dislikes

[sk84everist]

Fuckin hilarious aye aye Martin nay snowballs gay Martin

[craig011000]

victors ma m8s cuzn no joke

[hollydollyx3x]

mibbie if yi hiv a jobby martin, yer maw kin wioe yer arse fir yeh martin =))=)).

[MsDemilovato4eva]

"maybe if u have a jobby martin yer ma can wipe ur arse 4 u martin" lmao!!!!!

[jimmyshitbags]

for fucks sake, my name's martin, and it seems like every time someone on the telly is called martin the character is a loser arsehole freak.

[tractor666]

@jimmyshitbags Do ya want me to wipe yir erse fur ya Martin lol lol

[Psychokitten67]

@jimmyshitbags Same with William....

[EgoShredder]

@jimmyshitbags

How about Martin Kemp? Member of Spandau Ballet pop band and a real hit with the ladies and a half decent actor too. Or how about Martin Clunes or...........

[jimmyshitbags]

@EgoShredder I meant characters, those are real life martins.

[Socks170]

O aye martin

[thecelticbhoy67]

Series 7, c'mon bring it back! Favourite is when they are stuck in hyperdales and Tam is electricuted and begins to buy stuff lol!!

[JamieChaosAubrey]

Just as well they got the taxi coz the bus is never gonny arrive lol

[dramaking85]

@JamieChaosAubrey but since when in britain Has a taxi arrived that fast?

[JamieChaosAubrey]

@dramaking85 lol

[tractor666]

@dramaking85 You should go to Glasgow more often ,there are taxis all over the place lol

[TashaBrownex]

"maybe if ye have a jobby Martin yer maw kin wipe yer arse fur ye Martin".... Brilliant!!

[QuinndawgJr]

Braw!!!

[BlondeVonDoll]

Brillant!!!

[fogwatch]

Maybe if you have a jobee martin, you're ma could wipe your arse for ya, martin! Ha ha!!

[Bertee510]

OMG MAKE A SEIRES 7!!!!!

[MrJordancook18]

nae snowballs? nut, ya stupit oul cow,relax martin ive got an empire biscuit, im no wantin an empire biscuit im wantin a snowball, TAXI!!!! lol belter

[CraigDuffy1998]

I'm wantin a snow baw lol

[m66cmh]

fukin hillarious

[TheJaytard]

OH AYEEE MAAAARTIN!

[2k8nessie2k8]

aye ma

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

OH AYE MARTIN!

[montycfc1]

I see youtube has went and changed its layout AGAIN!

[waviehall]

scottish comedy sucks now, we had a good few years but now we have some new **** like limmy's show. we arent on top when it comes to comedy, we just produced 1 or 2 great comedies. americas still on top if were honest

[SuperYellow1989]

@waviehall Im scottish and i def agree that we dont have many great comedy shows, but NOWAY does america have the best comedy shows!

England does. our british, dark, sarcastic sense of humour is brilliant, its probaly our best trait.

america has got some good shows but in general its all ovbious jokes with hysterical laughter tracks.....its too easy and boring.

They almost shout the joke in american shows, weheras a show like blackadder is a little more dignified.

[mogles99]

@SuperYellow1989 are you joking, still game has to be one of the best comedys ever, english are shite, little britain was just to try and beat chewin n the fat but no way is it better than that

[SuperYellow1989]

@mogles99 yeh i agree still game is one of my fave shows ever. but scotland only has 5million of us, so obviously we arent going to have the best shows or football team compaired to england.

but i do think normal scottish people have a wicked sense of humour, much better than normal english ppl.

im scottish by the way.

[mogles99]

@SuperYellow1989 we have a better team than england, they arent as great, if we played the right formation we wud get sumwhere, look at tuesdays game. wen we came bak to 2-2 all we did was defend, why does levein change wen he left united, never ever dun them tactics at united, u can tell am an arab:L

[rob756]

@mogles99 i wouldnt go that far. englands situation isnt goin as well as us comparatively atm but that doesnt mean if both teams were firing on all cylinders we would be anywhere near their quality. and we shoulnt be comparing wursels to england cos it encourages them to do the same. a tenth the population, shite climate, less money, theres no comparison to be made. we need to look at countries closer to us economically and demographically not geographically

[ponder456]

OMG best Still Game moment ever!!!

[rossco61]

jack is a ledge

[rhysco09]

Brilliant!

[seancambino]

Comedy classic , martin taking a flakey cause he did,t get a snowball, jack and victor make a sharp exit in a taxi, check out victor giving him the vicky from the back of the cab lmfbo

[jaffa545]

wat episode is this again loL?

[Squire1017A]

@jaffa545 The first ever one

[roughcap]

Martin!

[NAEIRNBRUFORU]

I miss scottish comedy. I mean there is northing like still game but i don't expect there to be. It would even be nice if there could be something like chewin fat again. Something and holidays isnae really that funny. I laugh like once or twice but nah it's shite

[AbridgedFan110]

i heard there ment to be making a searise 7 of it but i sout it

[jimbobkebab]

dont talk crapp

[AbridgedFan110]

i said i dout it but i missed spelled it and said sout it

[KieranM1000]

NAEIRNBRUFORU I totally agree. No racism intended but Scotland is on top when it comes to comedy.

[Millarrz000]

I Martin

[Rorycod1]

miss still game

[scottconnelly1]

so so classic!

miss still game!

[bigandyk89]

brilliant!

[pheonixmoviemasters]

thanks for your comments please keep rating and commenting !

[reecenolan]

ya stupit AULD COW!!! BRILLIANT

[turner150990]

mibby if ye hiv a jobby martin....

classic!

[1103Scotty]

lol i was laughing my head off when i saw this for the first time ever lol

[mryfront090]

@1103Scotty lol

[Metalnut91]

Im no wantin an empire biscuit im wantin a snowball

HAHA!!!