Keep god out of california

[zombiedude1411]

"Tell charlie daniels to write a song about this"

[DanK3l14]

Was he rapping german?...Fuck yea

[TheGreekMan1981]

I think many people in California should be asking God to come back to California. The unemployment rate in California alone should be enough to make the most evil pray

[KollaDudurin]

y u play gay nigger music

[117Netgear]

You know what would make this video better? Not having to see a christian and an athiest or w.e fighting over a fucking video STFU AND ENJOY THE GODDAMN VIDEO -.-

[ilovexxcassyxx]

I LOVE PONTIUS'S ENTRY TO THE SURFACE XD XD XD XD

[luxcas1]

Kkkkkkkkkk Ja pensou vc ta andando tranquilamente pela calsada e derrepente um Capeta sai de dentro de um buero!

[light7741]

that song in the beginning is totally annoying

[TXIHedgehog37]

@matosafonso The "Keep God Out of California" skit is from Jackass 2

[matosafonso]

What is the name of the programme?'

[chloeclee]

@matosafonso jackass

[whitedude11]

where can i get the devil suit he's wearing?

[UfeelME13]

aha the funniest part about it is the people's reaction when he pops up, not even what he says

[chloeclee]

@UfeelME13 woman:Oh My God! haha :D

[boringcabbage]

wow that is epic it would be fun to try but without the head+ground=ouch XD

[pyroman645]

best vid ever

[shepja87]

I would've just lol'd so hard if i was there watching this :-D

[mikeythespiky12]

lol, thats like me or sumthin, hes just like so dizzy and fucked up that at the end hes just like, DUDE: IM FUCKED. thats so fucking funny.

[imptuner]

lmao that was hilarious...the face expression on the ladies is priceless.

[tyler1645555]

well i don't believe in god, and i really don't give a shit about religion period, im not an athiest or any kind of theist for that matter, why all the labels? fuck it =D

[justsaynotohotwater]

@tyler1645555 But you care enough to have left a comment on YouTube.

[Biggieman2k6]

That's what u get dude~!!! LOL

[MathTeamVids]

nice job stealing someone else's work

[Gheydolf]

radek ass

[ape991100]

ahahahahaha LOL xD

[Pustule2006]

HAHAHA the funniest part is when he explodes out in the beginning LOL!

[dianitagh]

jajaja es la mejor broma de jackass

[kodiakwarrior]

u hear that bitch that goes "OOHH MMYY GGOODD" thinking its really the devil coming up to earth.

[robsta107]

lmao i love chris p hes my idol

[kingdragonrebel]

This is the funniest shit ever LMMFAO XP

[SkatingHero401]

guys leave deathmetal alone, not his fault he cant get laid.

[diderr01]

song?

[deltaninjas]

you guys are both fucking stupid for arguing about religion on you tube, grow u p you pussies. religion is something you should keep to yourself, not spread around like a disease should go suck a dick and die

[mccaslin7575]

Do you think Satan exists, or do you just listen to bands that praise him because that's the treandy thing to do these days? =P

[DeathMetal6907]

No I do not believe in satan and not all the bands I listen to praise him not all metal is satanic dude i just hate religion and Christianity and everything it stands for u can get on your fuckin knees and bow your head and say some shitty ass words to the sky like crazy kid with fuckin down syndrome no god will fuckin save u if there was one he would have already instead of being a fuckin pussy

[mccaslin7575]

Listen up you little fucker! I'm much older than you, and have been to many kick ass metal shows that your little loser ass only wish you attended. It was a fucking question dick. So kick rocks you little death metal fairy boy. And make sure your Mommy tells you a good bed time story when she tucks your little faggot ass to bed. =)

[DeathMetal6907]

I can really give 2 fuckin shits if your older then me bitch that doesn't mean shit and really for some one who is older your still using your momma jokes man come fuckin seriously and stop getiing butt hurt u fuckin pansy ass cunt what did i offend u and your religious ways shut the fuck u whiny ass bitch and take the dick out your ass

[Wganon182]

Man... you suck, you're even worse than fanatics. Why don't you respect people believes?

You're pathetic...

[DeathMetal6907]

Because religion is shit and needs to be destroyed along with the sheep that follow it

[Wganon182]

Ôo . You're the biggest dumb I never met. Go back to listen your shitty music bloody idiot. I hope one day you will understand that what you wrote is infamous. Pfff

[DeathMetal6907]

And i hope u understand that I don't give a fuck if u think it's infamous I don't give a fuck what people think or what u think so fuck u and fuck your religion u whiny ass bitch

[xxxrrrxxxrrr]

because religon is doing bad to people and it's a lie, that's why I don't respect this.

[corvino21]

and atheists are doing this same exact thing by disrespecting religion? Talk about hypocracy. And what about all the people killed by atheists in the 20th century? Btw i'm a non religious deist in case your wondering so don't even bother with the anti religious bullshit.

[eduarvera23]

@corvino21 who was killed in the 20th century by atheists? :S

[corvino21]

@eduarvera23 oh only 70 million people or so at the hands of well known atheists such as lenin, stalin, trotsky, and mao.

[beautifulblackmetal]

@corvino21 Lol, and how about all the religious wars? The Spanish inquisition and Islam and their ridiculous amount of violence? Multiple terror attacks and murders everyday out of religious duty? Why are 75% of the prison population in the US Christian and only ~0.2-0.4% atheist? When polls outside of prison shows that % atheist in the US population is higher than 0.4%. Seems like atheists are more friendly than theists. And atheist only deals with not believing in god. Not any political ideas.

[Kagora20]

@beautifulblackmetal Maybe that's because 75% of Americans are christan... I wonder who comes up with these polls.

[Anihilist]

@corvino21 Both atheists and theists are idiots that believe they can comprehend that which they do not understand. Do not waste your time with either.

[beautifulblackmetal]

@Anihilist Wrong. Atheist is merely a rejection and response of the claim theists are making. An higher being/deity that exists. I don't believe in gods is not the same as gods doesn't exist! It's the theists that says that god/gods exists and the atheist reject that claim. So everyone here that doesn't believe in gods is an atheist.

[Anihilist]

@beautifulblackmetal I did not define atheist fuck wit I merely stated what both theists and atheists strive for unless they are Buddhists. By atheist I simply mean one who does not resort to the supernatural to explain a cause, event, w/e I forget that people can easily get caught up in the dialect.

[xxxrrrxxxrrr]

Woww, you got a negative rating, must be alot of Americans in youtube. + from me

[Wganon182]

I dont give a shit about the negative rating and I dont want to argue with you. Have a nice day.

[KillerTofu1996]

LMAO at the lady turning around and running. She probably thought the devil had finally arrived.

[khadidjah21]

looooooooooooooooooooooool

[kingofallpie]

and the noob even took credit for it and made an intro clip without even changing the colors or anything! whatmorons gave this comment a thumbsDOWN?

[rock9182]

Tell Charlie Daniels to write a song about this!

[davetokes93]

God is out! he can have the other 48, or 49 whatever!

[gimmikhimself]

Was the intro and bad music necessary? I submit that it was not.

[muddman450]

dude i was fucken cryen when i saw this for the first time love jackass

[29175np]

Everyone just chill. God is awesome and the boys of Jackass don't represent any threat to his will, But, "tell Charly Daniels to write a song about this" made me laugh for two days. Capital humor!!

[Shad0wack]

God sucks at his job.

[29175np]

God does his job perfectly. Would you consider the opinion of a flea on your work performance? Our knowledge is nothing compared to His. If you can't humble yourself enough to worship Him fine. But at least recognize that your on a much lower level.

[Shad0wack]

Please tell me what gods job is then :)

Silly americans

[29175np]

I wouldn't presume to define his job description. However, I suspect that God's primary purpose is to demonstrate himself to all of mankind. From the creation to the judgement at the end He will reveal himself to all. In the end it will not matter whether you believed in him or not. He will be undeniable and his right to bring justice to the world will be unchallenged and He will be totally just in his judging. Like it or not we will all stand before him. Silly Americans? You bet.

[Shad0wack]

"God's primary purpose is to demonstrate himself to all of mankind."

Funny. That means that aprox 70% of the worlds population is going to hell right? Including the native tribes around the world whove never heard of Jesus because no MISSIONARIES told them about him.

Besides, God has never demonstrated himself to mankind in any believable way.

But I guess seeing an image of Jesus on a piece of toast is demonstration enough in your part of the world.

[29175np]

70%? Way off. It's more like 20% and getting less every year.

What you mean to say is that God has never demonstrated himself to YOU in any believable way. Millions of people have been witnesses to His presence in the world.

[29175np]

Personally I prefer to start with the infinite wisdom of the universe right down to it's undeniable beginning. Then I move on to the vast complexities of biology and the symbiotic relationship of every living thing on our planet. I take a look at the awesome design of the atom and reflect on the fact that it alone surpasses any human technology.

[29175np]

Then I'll mosey on over to this little story about a man named Jesus whose life was prophesied hundreds of years before he was born. I think about how he demonstrated himself to the world and made the outright claim that he was God in the flesh. Then I say to myself, " Well, this guy was either who he said he was or he was an absolute quack" and I make the discerned decision to believe in who he said he was.

Personally I prefer my Jesus in my heart not on my toast

[29175np]

And after all that I like to sit back and enjoy a good episode of Jackass, because I know that while funny and sometimes a little over the edge for the strict Christian it really doesn't change the truth about God.  Besides, it's common ground that believers and non-believers can agree that those guys are friggin idiots.

Enjoy life and don't be afraid to let your guard down a little and ask God to demonstrate himself to you in His own way. He won't let you down it you ask nicely.

[Shad0wack]

20%!? Are you crazy? Do you think 80% of the worlds population is christians!?

Listen, if you had ever tried psychedelic drugs you would be aware of what tricks the mind can play on you, god is no different.

Millions of people have mental problems and think they're napoleon, that doesent make it any more less silly.

If you wanna believe a fairytale because it gives you confidence, thats fine, some people, including myself, like to know whether or not what we believe is bogus.

[29175np]

80% of the world's population has HEARD the gospel. Many such as yourself have denied it. About 1/3 of the current population is Christian.

I've done more than try psychedelic drugs and I can definitely say that God is nothing like that.

I would have to guess that your somewhere between 16 and 35 years old. In your infinfite age and wisdom you've been able to discern the wonders of creation and rule out a creator. I applaud you sir. If that's not silly I don't know what is.

[Shad0wack]

How does one do more than psychedelic drugs? What psychedelics have you tried?

I dont need infinite age or wisdom to use my common sense :)

This is 2009, religion is a thing of the past, thank god.

[29175np]

I wrote that I've done more than TRY drugs. That's to say that I was an expert user of everything from LSD to mescaline to psilocybin. And none of those substances gave me a true religious experience.

It's 2009 and suddenly man has become so advanced that it doesn't need God anymore. Do some reading on the Roman Empire.  They thought they were at the top of their game also. In fact every great empire in history has elevated itself above God and EVERY one has fallen.

Sleep tight:)

[Shad0wack]

Man has always needed "God" and he has never been there :)

Man has become so advanced that we can answer all the questions that religion tries to, thereby making religion god of the gaps.

I got one word for ya, dinosaurs and evolution :)

Living in a fairytale must be comforting.

[Shad0wack]

I guess that was two words.

[29175np]

Science is still trying to unravel the mysteries of the universe. It's still taking baby steps.

And evolution! You've got more faith than the Pope if you really believe that man game from a single cell organism. There's a reason that it's called the "THEORY of evolution" it's got more holes than swiss cheese. You really should educate yourself more on what your talking about.

Even "evolutionists" are coming to a point that even they have to consider intelligent design:)

[Shad0wack]

The mysteries of the universe can only be answered by science since the bible or any other silly book doesent even come close to something that complex and amazing, and i wonder why.

Look up the word theory :)

You say evolution has got holes and yet you blindly believe such a thing as the bible?

That is rather pathetic tbh.

Please enlighten me on why god put dinosaurs on earth and why he didnt feel like mentioning them in the bible or to Jesus or any other religion for that matter :)

[29175np]

The Bible is not a scientific book. Science is not anti-religion and the Bible isn't anti-science. Again, I refer to the fact that many scientists are coming to a point that they need to consider "intelligent design"

theory:a tentative insight into the natural world; a concept that is not yet verified but that if true would explain certain facts or phenomena

The message of the Bible is completely about man's need for a savior and God's provision of that savior. Not dinosaurs, who cares?

[Shad0wack]

The bible has ridiculos miracle claims and its therefore anti-science :)

I highly doubt that "many scientists" are considering intelligent design. Sure there might be a few loony american scientists but thats not many.

"The message of the Bible is completely about man's need for a savior and God's provision of that savior"

In other words, the bible is pretty much useless.

[Shad0wack]

Dinosaurs are important since the bible has claims about creation. Dinosaurs ruled the earth for some million ears if i remember correctly, but hey, god didnt feel like mentioning them :)

[29175np]

Who would have thought that Jackass would have sparked such conversation.

Your right the Bible is useless and Mankind is at the absolute pinnacle on knowledge. This afternoon I'll be renouncing my faith in God and joining up with the local Darwinist sect. If your right I guess the lightswitch goes off when I die, but if your wrong and there is judgement you owe me a taco in hell:)

Great talking with. Much love.

[Shad0wack]

America is still a teenage country with teenage problems.

Future generations will hopegully get some common sense.

[29175np]

Amen

[airjonnyq]

At last, somebody with reason

[RE4Hacker]

I don't belive in evolution :) and nothing you can say will make me belive

[Shad0wack]

Thats your problem, not mine :)

Ignorance is bliss.

[RE4Hacker]

Nah it's not ignorance it's just that science hasn't explained how we evolved from SINGLE cell organisms. Which by the way is pretty impossible

[Shad0wack]

Evolution is not supposed to explain how life started.

But i can understand if God clapping and suddenly theres humans and thousands of different animal species, is a valid explanation for you.

[RE4Hacker]

Look you don't know me and I don't insult your beliefs or you but you can't do the same?

[RE4Hacker]

you're pretty ignorant yourself because you have NO proof to call aanyones belief ignorant

[Shad0wack]

Lol, what kind of reasoning is that?

Religions are based on blind belief in things such as talking snakes etc - That my friend, has absolutely no proof.

You ignore the evidence for evolution in favour of religion, that is truly ignorance.

[RE4Hacker]

The same kind of ignorance you suffer from if you can believe a giant explosion gave life and that we all just happened to come out of single cell organisms. O and BTW I never said I believed in Adam and Eve, what I've said so far is that I believe in intelligent desing

[Shad0wack]

You're throwing the word ignorance around.

The big bang has EVIDENCE that supports it, so does evolution. Your god does not.

Lets stop here, you've written enough stupidity.

[RE4Hacker]

Really I don't think I've written anything stupid

[tzarguy0]

lmao listen to the moronic scream he does when he flys out the hole!!!

[Schectler]

lmao

[RafaLisbon1986]

lololololololol

[rbermea]

And I really wish they could keep God out of California. I would too. I would put billboard signs all over Los Angeles reading "Keep God Out Of California" because there's a lot of sodomites in California.

[killtroy811]

what the heck are you talking about friend? God left a long time ago, he dosn't give a fuk.Because all of the creations of horror in the world are the results of our cause and effect. We are the douchbag species of the entire galaxy.We don't deserve half the shit we have right now.And sodomy literally means ANY sexual act not for procreation. So everytime you play vag Dj or stroke the pope you are a commiter of sodomy.Fuk religous perspectives.we are just here each doin our thing, then we die.

[almostboy19]

your gay go to hell... God is real and he's great..

[terranova544]

first off fuck tard, its jackass they dont mean it they do stupid stunts and if u can prove to me tht god is real then im the fuck tard but good luck trying to prove it

[jerbry9as]

fuck u man ur an ass hole if u would say that bitch

[PedroBarella]

this is a part of jackass 2 the movie

fuck this biofun

[capazy]

you spelled presents wrong...you in special ed?

[glupi55]

what the fuck was that song? that ruiend the whole thing

[toastwalrus]

Don't claim its your fucking video when its clearly made by another company.

[XxXjoannXxX]

The whole idea of this skit was decent, but being thrown out of the ground was what made it fucking hilarious.

[13Starcaster13]

Thats pontius for you

[123TheNextGod123]

that was funny as hell!!!!

[123TheNextGod123]

lol

[feddeleparty]

jajajajajajaa

=)

[dancer1896]

lmao i love jackass

[hashoomk]

Can't stop laughing this is really funny ...:)

[OtherRealmer]

"Tell Charlie Daniels to write a song about this!" LMAO.

[CaponeTheKidd]

hahaha "oh my god" thats sum funny shit

[elBLACKmetalero15]

hahahahahahahahahah

[nikebias]

this is the funniest part of the movie..Keep God outta California....that shit is too funny

[AnthonyInc]

LMAO!!!!! he can have the other 48 , or 49 w/e!

[will3219]

lol "I land right on my head!"

[keepsin0it0real]

Imagine seeing that happen just walking down the street! I'd collapse laughing...

[warftrat87]

i would have to say that its prob. one of my fav. skits of all time... i will be driving my car and think about this and i will start laughing!!!!

the "tell Charlie Daniels to write a song about this" line made it!!!!

[ausfall]

i like how you make it sound as if you accually had anything to do with and you call it a "biofun" production lol. your a fucking idiot! but yea thats one of the funniest scenes in the movie! its a badd ass movie and for those who dont it its from jackass 2

[kane115]

Hahaha looks like he got a concussion from that.

[Ryan21947]

id laugh my ass off if that happened to me lmao

[AeroBeatlesDoorsLed]

my favorite scene in the movie

[bannedbecauseofgold]

haha it scared the shit outta everybody lol

[jvasquez311]

hahaha tell charlie daniels to write a song about this XD

[NPrblmFrThMmrs]

German = bad

rap music = bad

German rap music = don't get me started..

[Wasserkaktus]

Haßt die Musik nicht die Sprache :(

[someotherguy1337]

shizen

[GDubs88]

what do you have against germans u fag. yea rap sucks but u suck dicks.

[GreasyWalrus]

wat do you have against rap music you gay homo??? yea he sucks dicks but u suck like 3 dicks maybe 4 you queeeer

But seriously, settle down. you're from Florida!?

[ausfall]

rap is poetry. rap groups are not bands they dont play intraments now sould is different but call it rap peotry music needs a bands or something other than some punk ass rich dude talking about problems he doesnt have.

[nurzumspass]

Yeah! We're evil! We will take over the whole world!! muahaha

[yrba1]

FUCK YEAAAA KEEP GOD OUT OF CALIFORNIA!!! xD

[ThePooptet]

lol, charlie daniels. THE DEVIL WENT TO GEORGIA!

[missy994]

Keep god out of caliifOrniia ♥

Chris Pontius is so coooooooooooool ;)

Kisses

[nuj2d]

he was attacked in jackass 1

[NathanVernon]

yeah chris would of kicked his arse if he fought back.

[gorockgo123]

in the deleted seens he got attacked

[Jennibot]

HAHAHAHA keep god out of california LMAO

i agree XD

HAHAHAHA

gods a lie

the devil made rock and roll

so OVVI he fucking rules :D

[TheInsaneLuchadore]

Tell Charlie Daniels to right a song about this!!! lolololol

[SteyreAUG]

This vid was taken from Jackass number2.

[ignarz]

song in the beginning is Sido - Schlechtes Vorbild

[vaageng]

song in the intro?

[Funktionized]

oh sounded like another language first lol :D bad quality :D

[Funktionized]

jackass 2 :) too bad it's dubbed. it's way better with org voices

[realdoogie]

wasnt dubbed...just subtitled

[morningsickness]

FUCK YEAH

KEEP HIM OUT OF CALIFORNIA

[whatis112693]

But Why California.

:S

Why?

[YouDontKnowWhoIAm191]

boo fuck sido

[awesomo122]

Woot

this is so funny