Dane Cook - Tire In the Face

[wintersheart91]

i like how the guy uses halo for the video

[kirbykid16]

The second time I watched this I spit took with my cereal twice

[MehLikesMeh]

I watched the movie The Highlander the other day and now this joke is even more hysterical!

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE, HIGHLANDER!!!!

[TeddieWuv]

No, no, no. This tire HUNTED Mary down.

[100Yates]

"There can only be one Hylander! Tires can not defeat me!"

Best. Video. Ever!

[Gamershot100]

Her defense was OOOOOOOHHHHH

[jbaby0016]

<3 this vid

[drafthorse123]

OOOOOOOH! That tire just hit that wonam in the face!

Tires cannot defeat me!! >:D

Best. Comedian. EVAR!

[ShivilWolf1]

LOL!!

They come for us!?

[FullMetal148]

tires cannot defeat me (woosh) blah dead

[pinkylover75]

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER!

TIRES CANNOT DEFEAT ME!

[TomB240493]

Check out the film based on this rant. RUBBER

[LoveAlchemistAshley]

lol a tire hit her in the face,i couldn t say that without laughing

[ZwinkyIsAwesome01]

lol my name is mary

[lavigne777619]

final destination... i dont kno which 1 tho

[Molblu]

@lavigne777619 The 4th one, and I was thinking about that when Dane was saying the story LoL

[SideSwipe154]

1:24 best part xD

[mackenziesun1999]

big ass tire

[WModern2]

at 2:13 it looks like she died and got rapped thumbs up if you agree

[marioluigi344]

how do u get a third person view?

[spkligh]

@marioluigi344 it's in theater mode

[0wolfer0]

I swear, every sentence he says is funny. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER!!!!!!!!!!TIRES CAN'T DEFEAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!I mean like,look at it.raining explosives on a very low level and a woman on the tower.How can that not be funny. And at the end that gold guy says"I wanna die from a tie hit me in the god dang face" and a fricken hog lands on him.

[NaziDolphin]

@MitchyMussosWifey not all blondes are dumb though :)

[NaziDolphin]

Dude! Amazing!

[MitchyMussosWifey]

i bet that chick was a dumb blonde. "everybody dives but she just sits there" thats the only clue i needed to kno she was a dumb blonde

[matthewrodriguez56]

woot



[qazthn7]

thumbs up for pink master chief

[tezbear1987]

how the hold hell do you make these videos?!?!?!!?!? i must know!!!! i love to make vids. LOVE halo, and find dane cook soooooo funny. please please help me on this.

please comments on my channel.

[kirbie3467]

Lol

[XxNickUchihaxX]

21 people didnt dive out of the way

[orindark]

21 people were hunted lol

[MrsEdwardNigma]

0:36 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! LOL

[superspartan1123]

the tire is dane's brother

[baileytaylor55]

0:50 lol

[Stayaroughmo]

dane cook....you never sece to amaze me

[GIN0MAN5432]

0:37 AHA!!!!

[darkninja1235]

poor halo people



[Darkfu100]

WDF with the car at the end

[gabeandzach13]

so if u say i funny line from the video many people give you thumbs up, so i will say 2

there can only be one highlander! tires cannot defeat me!

[saltyninja01]

20 ppl gut hunted down by that same tire.lol

[Thegrimreaper8888]

Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh lol

[XboxFreak757]

20 pepole got a tire in there face

[waynewellmeier]

0:34 is hilarious lol

[pooppy1998]

its okay

[waynewellmeier]

this is dane cooks best video EVER!!!!!!

[Reachfan1337]

rofflmfao

[Reachfan1337]

roffllmfao

[jerkin956]

roflol

[brophyman1]

awesome vid! hilarious oooooOOOOOHHHHHH! A TIRE HIT MARY IN THE IN THE FACE!

[theShanevideos]

funny

[xXxblah950xXx]

At first you just like"ooOOoOOOOOOOOO>" XD lmfao man. 

[Salien1999]

0:34

HAHAHAHA!

[sursidehouston713]

"they show this one clip man, if u saw this this is nuts" "the 2 cop cars go around the corner and they like catch eachother and they start to role...the tire flies into the stands, hits a women in the face...and wen u first saw it u were all like OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" HAHAHAHA XD

[Coolniess5670]

@cecconi14 how did you make this?

[XxKatherynleggitt9xX]

LOL



[trey10th]

TIRES CANNOT DEFEAT ME

[bkkillumutaphukkas]

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER!!! TIRES CANNOT DEFEAT ME!!!

lol great video guy

[71justinbieberlover]

what happened to mary ? a tire hit her in the face!!!

this tire hunted mary down it murdered her !!!!

lol <3

[spikespeeder]

if u get owned by a fuckin tire its time to hit the gym

[feoka]

@spikespeeder but than after you start running the treadmill that spare tire hangin off ur guy will hit you in the face and knock your ass the fuck out!

[Starslayer133]

haha was watching this and the ad in the corner was for tires :p

[lolgamer292]

u killed MARY!!! u bastard!!!!

[kotsifis25]

great video guys!!!

[NGPumpki]

She reflected it like it was fly with a flyswater!!!!!

[Dessinator17]

After I watched this video, I switched my title on MW2 to Highlander, so everytime I play the game I ended up laughing.

[doomdome12]

OoOoOoOoOhHhHhHhHhH!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[ericrhere117]

wtf it just hit her in the face!!!!!!



[ericrhere117]

if any1 is the highlander its the fukin tire

[shinnyblackshoes]

@ericrhere117 LMFAO TRUE XD

[animallova97]

Like shes just going to get into a slap fight with a GoodYear, shes just gonna go "push" and deflect it! xD lmfao

[kriskingsmore]

nice how long that take

[RaKnyght333]

DAM LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[mjm814]

There can b only 1 highlander XD

[monkeydluffyzoloful]

THEIR CAN ONLY BE 1 HIGHLANDER

[tenstones8]

funny as hell!!

[rudycooper713]

espn bitch

[CPTBlarg117]

i once dodged a hazard, i was at a baseball game when i was little, i went to go play in the kiddie area, while i was gone, a baseball friggin' hit an old woman behind me square in the forehead.

[JetSoulKillerdies]

she pawned it THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER

[adamgaz]

@JetSoulKillerdies He said PALMED it, as in caught it.

[JetSoulKillerdies]

@adamgaz well im hard at hearing

[PivotWithBiscuitz]

an error occured, Please try again later...

that happened 2 days ago and it happened today...

WHY!!!

[sistamoon]

Love it...

[xkidd092]

No no no, this tire HUNTED Marry down. lmao

[coolman156j]

Ironic how on February 21 ,2010 a woman died by a tire while watching the NHRA Arizona Nationals

[dozbubba1]

@coolman156j haha ya he even got the brand rite.

[XxEmoBoyxX1000]

i get a fucking headahce from theses for laughing so hard

[greenknight5700]

"what a horrible way to go......what happened to mary? A tire hit her in the face!" lmfao i love Dane Cook xD

[BiGReDTrON01]

wait i didnt know u could manipulate the tire on its own i thought u had to blow a warthog up and hope the tire goes where u need it to

[BiGReDTrON01]

win for getting the hog tire to hit chiefs face!

[MortalKombat773]

"ooooooOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

0:36 is the best! bahahahaha!!!!!!1! I love Dane

[LoveDrunkXD1224]

Lmao! "Tires cannot defeat me!"

[Veegunampmon]

@LoveDrunkXD1224 sorry i ment to press like

[Thepeacfulwolf]

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HIGHLANDER!!!!! (explosions all around) lmfao

[liamazotas]

how did marry die?.......she got hit by a tire in the face XD

[DarkRadiance1UP]

She's just gunna go "ponk" and deflect it

[dh222able]

0:57 i like how the dude dove

[TheSlasher8899]

It's over and i was STILL laughing

[thanhdzax]

omg im laughing to hard

[lmo6964]

that would be funny palm the tire lol

[3RuneskyBros]

OMG best freken video ever man,im still laughing alfter 14h time of watching GJ :)

[alika3455]

wtf? Wat a high lander??????

[darksolider77]

lol tie hit d

a bitch in the face

[soulstealer3]

Not Bad

[spazrock4ever]

i p'd myself

[dodoheadmcstanley]

There can Only Be One High Lander LMAO

[limkgoku]

rotflol

[jason131610]

wat halo is tht?

[bakudude17]

halo 3

[skatedistrict238]

hahaha these are even funnier

[Bammer958]

there can only be 1 mcCloud

funny stuff

[gamemasterrusty]

That Highlander clip was epic.

[GUNNER5597]

lmfao.....  thwere can be only one highlander!!!!lolz

[L0lzL0lz101z]

LOL

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HIGHLANDER! ! ! !

ahaahah. . .

[aaron4801]

LMFAO

[supersmasher113]

that was freakin hilarious

and it was well planned out

nice vid

[landerguy26]

Nice Nice. well done

[hermitcrabuser]

dont mix halo nd dane cook

[jdude0822]

why?

[XReapersBaneX]

Holy crap...The Final Destination ripped off Dane Cook. BTW, I've realized by the music you put in your videos, you have a music taste similar to me...A.K.A, you like good music. :)

[Disneysorcerer]

and when you first saw it you were like

ooooooOOOOOOOOO!!!!

XD

[sqishymcALEX]

fing halarious she got hit in the face by a tire

[dragonkidofhearts]

my gamer tag is DARKRIKU5 and great vid

[dragonkidofhearts]

dude can i download that map off your file share the one when there can only be one highlander

[SuckMyAssBeatch]

bad quality but still fucking halarious

[firerobot1]

did you know that in halo3 you can get the arbiters sword at 100 if he doesnt use it before you kill him

[filipino4life1115]

what...?

[firerobot1]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:)

[flirtrgirl]

LMFAO

[Dfynist]

1:22

lmao

[kite102494]

what dane cook was his from? rough around he edges?

[paruto1]

There can only be one Highlander!!!! BOOM BANG BOOM SPARKLE

[Trechul]

Classic :D

[Twotails4000]

Rofl, this is hilarious. xDD

[itzcuzimgreek23]

tires cannot defeat me !

[viewable2]

owned!

[snood1205]

You're amazing at these.

[Tenkagethewise]

man you are good at these, I can't wait for more

[LTPDfilms]

everytime he says tire subsitute for penis

[fishworshipper]

@LTPDfilms this pernis HUNTED MARY DOWN this penic MURDURED MARY

[pheonix4565]

wich show is this from?

[The38DODGE]

How did you make the zoom in's?

[pkwiro]

hes on a film :p

[The38DODGE]

oh/

[pkwiro]

nice well i am lookin for more i just watched the dance with me next idk 1

[The38DODGE]

cool

[sgtsteveo]

stop making videos of dane cook with fucking halo in the background it's fucking stupid

[0Iluvater0]

Don't watch it then moron

[Cargt3D3mon]

LOL OMFG THIS IS HILARIOUS!!

[LilMontyWonty96]

Dane Cook is the funnniest fucker to ever grace gods green earth

[aleexsc]

That is one true statement

[Nightmaregirl242]

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER! TIRES CANNOT DEFEAT ME!

LOL, I cracked up so hard at that part. I love dane cook

[qwikfeet]

wooo....i was crackin up

[UnwantedWolfGirl77]

OOOOOHHHH!! *Zooms in* XD

[twisted87arab]

yeah hilarious watch the nightmare video when he says OHHH NOOO

really gr8 job cecconi14

[TheDarkenedfaith]

lmao and her defense is OOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!! LOL! theres only 1 highlander!!!

[loganbproductions]

how do you get yor swords to stay closed??

[dedmor1]

You use all the ammo

[shadowf0x96]

you deplete the ammo.duh.

[ydna714]

lol Does any1 actually know where i can see the actual espn video i know it exists its called the bast damn 50 or 100 but i wanna see it again does any1 know where i kan watch it

[AngelCookie23]

She goes OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! XD

[tehstephen]

jesus christ, get a capture card

[skittlemuffinz]

this tire wasnt fucking around!!

[montana6426]

LOL, DANE COOK ROCKS! u see everyone dive for it, and then, as the tire is rocketing towards her face, she just sits there. here's her defense, she goes "OOOOOHHH!!" SO FUNNY!! BEST COMEDIAN EVER!

[ShaneWolf172]

What happend to mary?

A tire hit her in the face

[hugerbfan]

What was she doing putting her face near tires? hahaha

[armystrong321]

lol

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER!!!!!

[THEIRISHSKR]

when you first see it your like ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! then replay look look look its the replay a tire hit her in the face

[skateETF666]

THERE CAN ONLY BE 1 HILANDER!!!

[DeathSilensce190]

my sides hurt!hilarious!XD i try to say "a tire hit her in the face" but i'm only abe to say the tire and i completly burst out laughing!XD

[stg2509]

LOL this is so funny i love the there can only be one highlander part

[ferrariman0]

how did mary die oh a tire hunted her down and mudered her

[aKILLAfromAPK]

SO GOOD

highlander part was insane!

[WTFClock]

lol

That tire, just hit that- that woman in the FACE (shoots guy)