Pete and Pete - Bacon Quote

[xXLunaLovesHarryXx]

Pete & Pete was amazing This is my favorite Quote/Scene.



[Kemonokami]

My fear smells like corn nuts and dried Ensure.

[ozerataoglu]

You do realize Petes' mom was a hardcore stoner, right?

[w00p678]

Oh God she knows...

[CyanoticFuture]

My fear smells like petunias and ass sweat.

[chinacat]

Ellen did not have a pussy, Nickelodeon wouldn't allow it. Now move on! PIPE!

[milkmanv1]

....The fuck is going on in this comment thread????

[cragmac1000]

That's priceless! If Ellen's snatch smells like bacon then just call me a carnivore!

[xxblodlustxx]

lmao

[BreatherOfAir180]

The mother was going to shoot a golf ball up her ass. Classic Episode.

[lattask8er]

Mmm bacon.

[MandyLovesVintage]

Classic.

[heckamuch]

WHAT? what is the mom gonna do?

[Detaliah]

One of my most favorite quotes from this show. Thank you for uploading this!

[quantosaur]

Another reason why this show is classic.

[splatwacker]

odd... fear usually smells like mac n cheese.

[Demonmack0]

hahahahaha! this is amazing!

[KidFunkyFry15]

big pete was in home alone as kevins cousin

[Jiffybob47]

omg he was!! how crazy! i wonder where he is now

[BenderBurgers]

I think he was in a movie called slackers like maybe ten years ago.But currently who knows.

[quantosaur]

Hey was also in 40 Days and 40 Nights.

(crappy movie, but it was funny to see him in it)

[yeslauren]

Man, I miss watching this show.

[BunnaySango]

LMAO what an evil little girl.

[rypat34]

wasn't there a sex scene in that episode?

[Kapowo]

What?! No. How did you get that idea?

[rypat34]

oh, woops, my bad. wrong episode.

[IIIkidAIII]

lololo

[chrispollock]

wait there WAS an episode with a sex scene? Pete and Ellen, all the wayyyyyyyyyyyy

[kekisme]

lmfao i should be mad about that quote, but it's hilarious...

[dangerfeel]

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ.

[nebulae87]

@kamaradakamikaze

LMAO!!!!!!!

[theredmars]

@kamaradakamikaze that's sick you nasty motherfucker

[BaronVonGodzilla]

@theredmars

Why? Bacon is delicious and best when piping hot and dripping with grease.

[WackdProductions]

@chrispollock Erm, no, actually, but there was one where Big Pete taking Endless Mike's sleazy dating advice inevitably led to Ellen believing Pete just wanted to get in her pants. It was hilarious. (Well, not the actual pay-off. That was kind of painful to watch.)

[chrispollock]

@WackdProductions oh that wasn't sex. that was pete just trying to put the moves on ellen. it's not like they could have fucked in the drive thru

[WackdProductions]

@chrispollock I never said there was actual sex, because obviously Ellen would never go for that on her first date with her best friend of (at least) six years. But between the fogging of the windows and the "go" button, Mike was obviously telling Pete to attempt to do it with her. Why on earth Pete didn't notice the implications is beyond me, but they were very much there.

[chrispollock]

@WackdProductions that's because pete wanted to take it to the "next level". remember, you hit the go, and then you know

[WackdProductions]

@chrispollock The next level is "girlfriend", which is not even remotely the same thing as...whatever the hell Big Pete was pulling. I honestly can't see him having the audacity to attempt to fuck her on the first date, but it makes the reason he decided to actually follow Mike's sketchy-ass advice a massive mystery.

[chrispollock]

@WackdProductions hitting the go button is how you find out if a girl likes you

[WackdProductions]

@rypat34 ...what?

[seedlessnap]

what contex is this in... either way it had me laughing like i was 8 again.

[humantestdummy]

:) awsomne