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  • haha Hes killng the 14 dislike fags

  • Prophet is better than Chuck Norris

  • fourteen people are off duty like the taxi

  • Sometimes i want a zobie apocalypse .

  • walking down a street at 10pm. decides to take a shortcut through an alley. *turns corner* *chuck Norris is standing there waiting* * :45 *CRAP*

  • sounds like reach.......6.....we reveal ourselves to the covenant once more

  • " WELL GUESS WHAT, I'M SORRY THAT YOU DIDN'T SEE THE BIG ASS GUN IN MY HAND WHEN I ASKED FOR THAT ONE FREE RIDE HUH MR. TAXI DRIVER?!?!?!?

  • Shit just got motherfucking epic

  • Oh if you dont know what chode means it means you have a really small pecker

  • @R3dn3ckxDOOOM whats a pecker :D ..... lols Jokes

  • The art of stealth

  • this song was made by chuck norris sneezing

  • Hey guys, you hear that... Chuck Norris is clapping somewhere...

  • Guy in the picture:

    " This is what happens when I meet the master chief ".

  • He's like "Where's My Fucking Happy Meal!"

  • This song never gets old... still my favorite battle music out of the whole collection!

  • Prophet message to the Speth: Bitches best be getting out of my way or i'm gunna be fucking your day up like i did this taxi

  • Admit it, our opinion never differ ;D

  • 0:00- 0:18 two samurai warriors walk along the beach heading towards each other

    0:19- 0:31 the 2 swordsmen stop and lock eyes at each other with rage

    0:32- 0:44 they then do a walking stare-off with their hands on their hilts

    0:45- 1:03 the samurai suddenly unsheathe their katanas and go into a battle stance

    1:04 EPIC DUEL!!!

  • this music is utterly beautiful. I'm gonna make an AMV for it some day soon. using either battlefield 3. Killzone, or modern warfare.

  • orion supersoldier. from halo

  • @blueman855 Did you get that from the Halo Fanon wiki? Because those guys are fucking morons.

  • @NamelocTheBard you are a swearer

  • @blueman855 Ummm... no. This is Alcatraz in the Nanosuit from Crysis 2.

  • @quila001, nice music

  • 0:45 Starts with drum, serves as replay button

    0:52 Music starts!

    1:04 Epicness starts

    2:54 Epicness ends

  • *Puts Assassins Creed Revelation in PS3.Spots an Army of Templars.Music play as i kill them*

  • This song definitely is in my top 5% for my playlist.

  • crysis 2 yet to play heard its beast

  • @kckline1 If you don't go and pick it up your really missing out....great game.

  • Anyone who wants to know what the picture is from: Crysis 2

  • Writing a book while listening to this, just described the most epic fight scene ever between a half breed anglic demon and a dragon. Awesome.

  • Epic start 00.45

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  • 00:45

    Chuck Norris arrives

    1:05

    He starts kicking some serious ass.

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  • Anyone else think Ace Combat 6? Blowing up that huge flying carrier was priceless

  • @CrimsonMarines Sounds almost like Ace Combat Zero.

  • what movie is this from? cuz i swear i heard it in one.

  • @artemas8 Probably from the trailer of Real Steel

  • :45 chuck Norris was born.....

  • "Remember... THE ALAMO!"

  • @MydreamIScollapsing1 U must be American? :>

  • @MydreamIScollapsing1 Dude you got it all wrong its not "Remember...THE ALAMO!"Its "WHERES MY HAPPY MEAL YOU CHODE!

  • Co ContinentalHeritic if I were to take Mechatronic or electrical engineering through the military not only to save thousands and get invaluable job experience so that one day I can own the company you work for that makes me a dumb brainwashed government puppet???

  • Crysis 2? ;o

  • epicly epic song

  • I was taking a shit while listening to this... Turned out to be the best shit I ever took.

  • Random hobo walks up to a taxi:

    "Hey man you wanna give me a ride."

    "Got any money?"

    "No. non man I'm broke."

    "Well then fuck you."

    Hobo glares and opens up his backpack... approximately 30 seconds later all the shit in the pic starts.

  • NO i was wrong epicness starts at 1:04

  • 0:51 The epicness starts

    

  • Taxi? TAXI! TAAAAXIIIIII!!!

    F*CK THIS SH*T!

    *shoots taxi

  • im the 2h33rd liker

  • i'm the 2013rd likers (for real)

  • Anyway so I do not cause a massive argument in the comment section I will not reply to anyone, just watch the video for fucks sake.

  • Picture of crysis 2 =D Beasttttt

  • Base this is Charlie 6-4 and Delta-2-2 we are currently positioned across from target.

    Base Command: positions confirmed, . . Tango 22-5 come in. . .

    --This is tango 22-5 we are currently located 2 stories above target. requesting permission to start operation. . .

    Base Command: You may commence the operation. Neutralize all hostile targets, and retrieve the package.

    . . .

    15 mins later

    Tango 22-5: What the hell was that?

    Delta 6-4: I cant believe they used us to pick up their dirty laundry!

  • @OrderChaosAndWTF ? Wait/ they took dirty laundry and hid it?

  • 1:03

  • I was the 2000th like! suck it.

  • ContinentalHeretic I doudt you would have the balls for the army I'm also going in the army so does that make me a loser who can't find a job no that makes me a person who wants a better future for himself so I dare you to say something to me I dare you you fucktard

  • @CaptainBaconFace I would fight and die for a just cause, but killing innocent unarmed people in a country you don't know the name of doesn't seem like one to me. Better future? What would your parents say if they saw your fucking body in a body bag. Would anyone even care about your death? No they wouldn't - you would just be another loser dead. Don't try even attempt to say joining the army is a good thing.

  • @ContinentalHeretic I like how you avoid answering the question. If the US only wanted oil from the countries that we have invaded, then why hasn't the price of oil gone down yet? Think before stupidly throwing out unoriginal popular-media driven comments.

  • @nascarnic Just found this comment. Firstly you are stupid for calling my comment media driven, the media serves as a tool for propoganda to make people belive the wars they are fighting are for a good cause. Not the other way around. Secondly I use 'oil' as broader term for the goals of war since 'oil' is what most Americans will understand whereas they would not understand the US is invading countries to expand its influence. The US wants every country to be economically enslaved

  • @nascarnic CONT. to them, any country that refuses is infiltrated, and taken over from the inside. If this fails military action is used to topple the countries regime. If you study history then you will understand this is much the case.

  • @ContinentalHeretic Hey fucker im not saying its a good, so are you saying no one should join the army and for your info my parents would say i did for what i believed in or "a just cause" as you said. And i wouldn't be another dead loser i would be a dead in soldier. And what makes you think i'm gonna go kill people. I plan on going as a mechanic, 

  • @ContinentalHeretic so don't assume I'm going to go kill people when you don't know what im going to be, so fuck you and goodbye and just so you know if you comment back to me when i say I'm done that proves your more of a loser.

  • @ContinentalHeretic It is and isn't. We're still here because of the army. But the world would be more peaceful, and just without it. Can't argue about it. Depends on wether or not you're in the army.

  • Warning listening to this song may result in,

    A: Shitting yourself in an uncontrolable rage!

    B: Butt fucking elmo while shooting the cookie monster with a Desert eagle.

    C: Screaming at your parents while attempting to fuck a napkin box.

    or...D: Getting a happy meal then beating the cashier in a happy/rage!

    Thumbs up if this is very disconcerting!! lolol.

  • Warning Listening to this song while playing a game you get frustrated at may result in.

    Epic Rage Quit.

    Yelling and Screaming.

    Broken Monitor or TV.

    Smashing Windows.

  • @gormor777 your talking about Wii owners there right?

    Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooool

  • @OrderChaosAndWTF lmao no all console and computer games, after all there is always one frustrating game you just want to commit murder with xP and @theow95 HEY THAT WAS IDEA!

  • @gormor777 my idea~ fail missed word

  • is crysis 2 Really that bad im seeing bad reviews from gamers and people well i was planing to get it till i saw the reviews

  • The greater war is the economical war and not the physical war between countries. Economic dominance either make or break nations.

  • @Znipa its not the US military, its the damn idiots in the fucking govt that are skrewing us over

  • I suppose you could say that the taxi driver is now....

    *puts on glasses*

    ...off duty.

    YEAAAAHHHHHHH!

  • @Deathreaper115 @SharpObject1990 Shut up, the best army is the Galactic Empire one

  • That taxi is off duty... for good!

  • Oh my oh my,you guys think of US MARINES or SEALs every time somebody says military,you know who has the cheapest most sufficient and effective infantry,RUSSIA,The strongest weapons,FOR INFANTRY,the fastest tanks,and this comes at a low price,while the US spends 50 GAZZILION dollars on some fancy stealth plane...

  • @SharpObject1990 and the serbians killed 2 of them in the 90's and wrote on them: "You think you're invisible ?"

  • @SharpObject1990 yes but one stealth bomber can take 1,000 of Russian soldiers and tanks now enjoy the music

  • @SharpObject1990 It is a completely uncontested fact that the United States has the most effective, largest, and most advanced military in the world. Feel free to try to argue with me. I'm actually in the Army so I know what I'm talking about.....

  • @Deathreaper115 In fact Chna has the most advanced and largest military in the world. Just to clarify your ignorence.

    PS: the US army is the reason the country is on the brink of bankruptcy.

  • @Znipa no china is not the most advanced....yet America had stealth tech way before china we are at least 10 to 15 years ahead of china your statistics are wrong.

  • @Znipa It's people like you that makes me glad I'm aware of the world around me, instead of being fed information from the media.

    1. The US has every advantage over the Chinese in every way, from ships to weapons to aircraft to tanks. We also have more troops in active service than China does.

    2. Look at the figures released by the CBO. Healthcare and Welfare both spend far more than the military does, by several orders of magnitude.

    This was "just to clarify your ignorance."

  • @Deathreaper115 China has more personnel in active service, MUCH more reserves. Your statement about US being more advanced is meaningless without evidence. And war is a big reason your economy is bankrupt - but not the only reason. If you were a peaceful nation you would not be bankrupt. And 'being fed information from the media' made me laugh since you are the brainwashed one in this case thinking your country is so superior. Fuck the big terrorist, the USA.

  • @Znipa the fact that you spelled almost everything incorrectly proves...well you are an idiot and China gained all the money from its factories and businesses, not through war. About 20 years ago, China had one of the worst economies in the world. The fact that you are even bringing up how China is the most advanced military or whatever just means you are a bigot. I don't care if you reply saying more trash and I am a Chinese myself, yet I don't talk about this subject.

  • @1Hydraulic1 Dude,don't wast your breath on xenophobistics,it's not worth it...

  • @Deathreaper115 If you are in the army it makes your comment extremely biased, but the reason you are in the army is because you are an uneducated fool who could not find any other job. I doubt you even understand what I am saying.

  • @ContinentalHeretic Firstly, I wasn't talking to you. I was merely trying to educate an idiot, but I seem to have forgotten that that tends to attract even more idiots. About me not being able to find another job, I maxed out the intelligence test (the ASVAB) which is something I haven't seen anyone else replicate. I've had good grades in high school, and I'm going to attend college in about a year. I don't know what shitty country you come from, but fuck off anyway.

  • @Deathreaper115 I don't give a shit about some crappy military test. Your a grunt. Your country does not care about you, only the oil they could get from other countries. You can call people idiots as much as you like but it doesn't make you more clever. Shitty country? I will not even attempt to respond to that.

  • @ContinentalHeretic my grandfather served in Vietnam we was a college graduate and technician before you say the soldier are idiots met one

  • @SuperTonyOrtiz There are two reasons why one might join the army. 1) He cannot find a job and so has no qualifications and is dumb. 2) He believes government propoganda and so is also dumb.

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  • @ContinentalHeretic not trying to start the argument again but for the sak of my grandfather he built a enter computer by himself and has a dregge from college and was drafted there its of my chest goodbye and have a good Valentine day

  • @ContinentalHeretic Listen, I really don't want to be dragged into this but one thing I will say is that your statement about how army personnel are "uneducated" is false. To put into perspective: an average SEAL officer could outperform a Harvard graduate. Also, uneducated is a relative term. Do you think a physician knows how to fix a power line? Obviously not. We're all good in our fields of study, just as army personnel are proficient in what they do.

  • @cybrannoodleboy lol ikr like Captain Johnny over here need to know the quantum theory of blasphortarium to lead a group of men xD ther'es not even time for army guys to show off their knowledge, they're like, so busy.

  • I can see US SEALs deploying in this music, going into the Helicopter, gearing up, and just blasting the shit out of the enemy.

  • World War 3!

  • Guy: Uhhhh excuse me sir can you take me to the nearest Taco Bell?

    Taxi driver: No, cant you see i'm off duty?

    Guy: WELL DIE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

  • REAL STEEL

  • for anyone whos seen gears of awesome........WHERES MY WIFE?!?!??!?!?!? EERREAAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  • Play Battlefield 3 while listening to the song.

    I drove a fighter jet in Caspian border. I blew up enough tanks to pile up America's debt.

  • @Twixy098 holy...thats alot of tanks D:>

  • That taxi's off duty.... for good.

  • its like WALMART U DIDNT MATCH THE PRICE OF THIS ********** GUN

  • The person below me stole my comment...

  • @jiexue123 hahaha comment sandwitch

  • no i don't!!

  • The person on top of my stole my comment...

  • One does not simply ban Immortalmage... Into mordor?? Anyway ive subbed

  • I missed listening to this =(. So very glad to have Immortalmage back! :D

  • if they want a war i'll give em HELL!!!!! >:D

  • can i use these as resources for my projects?

  • Maximum music

  • That's pretty good battle music, only wish there was an option for auto replay

  • @The22tankmaster there is; by putting repeat in front of YouTube in the url bar

  • sick

  • o my garsh, try playing a shooter while this is playing, screw aimbot, i has teh epic music, also check out gates of victory by this guy, good.

  • Am I the only one that hears FreeSpace 2 in this song? Sorry, its quite an old game...

  • Hes like "WHERES MY HAPPYMEALL!!!!"

  • @crangesJ hes in america (as i recall it) so that shouldn't be too difficult :D

  • @crangesJ Maximun LOVIN IT

  • @crangesJ More like ''Were is My TOY!!''

  • @Jubaka1O Lol yeah, or maybe

    "DA FUCK IS THIS TOY! I WANTED A CAR, A FUCKING TOY CAR"

  • @crangesJ haha Yeah :D

  • Man now i know what i want to be on carrer day! I want to be a mercenary!!! I wonder if i can go to work with one for a day?

  • oooohohh Celldweller. I fucking loved them In dead rising 2.

  • @crust207 Wat? did celldweller do some music for dead rising2?

  • @crangesJ Just about every boss you fight. I think the chef was my favorite. Look up my own little world and maybe some footage of the game to compare. Or play it xD I think they did the credit song too.

  • @crangesJ They did the music for the Magicians (Reed and Roger)

  • this song in Real Steel the movie

  • I listned to this song while i was BASE jumping... listening to this was more of a rush

  • I guess he felt the taxi driver was charging him too much.

  • @Zero0050 yer because it says OF DUTY if u look carefully lol

  • ahhh wat video game is this from

  • @45StrongBad I think crysis...

  • This song MADE the real steel trailer.

  • chuck norris got his reputation by playing this song before round housing someone

  • cant tell if pictures moving or im actually seeing things cuz of how epic this song is..

  • 0:51-1:41 the most epic piss ever

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  • real steel

  • got a bag of funions, this song, and nazi zombies....lets do this.

  • i put it on full blast.. and i want it LOUDERRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • hell yeah love crysis 2........

  • Crysis 2!!!!!!!!

  • whats the name of this track?

  • Crysis background and no Epilogue by Hans Zimmer come on

  • You Only Play This When Shit Gets Real

  • you know its a manwich when a girl plays this and shes making a sandwich

  • Yea, even makes doing homework Epic!!!

  • @BlackProphecyRoblox Check out the song Escape by Craig Armstrong (Full Version) it rapes this song in Epicness!!!

  • thats helped me on the assault 0.00 preparing the stuff 0.20 reloading stuff 0.30 walking to the target 0.45 preparing with my 50 mens 1.05 shooting everywhere 1.44 getting to my target 2.05 epic stop 2.30 killing the target 2.45 getting to my reaward 2.50 opening the 20000 chests 2.59 eating the cookies inside of it

  • ABSOLUTLY INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hey, I'll be back in a min. I'm bust doing heroic deeds, like saving the world, that kind of thing. B)

  • Perfect Song For...hmm...well Its Perfect For EVERYTHING. Think about it, It is Perfect to make any moment epic

  • REAL STEAL!!!!

    

  • I can't tell if the picture is moving or if it's m