Channel101.com: Cautionary Tales of Swords #2

[TheDWNicolo]

Trip Fisk was and still is the man!

[Fury3579]

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.­..

[Dpudlow]

17 people think swords don't kill Asians

[jlkill3r]

Funny except, the fucking sailor saluted with his fucking left hand.

[MrZGtube]

17 people are named "Frank".

[numberonephillysfan]

dude same here the asian part is the best.

[ebonpaladin]

Hilarious!

[mattehISme]

FFFFUUUCKKKKKKKINGGGGGG

[MegaSpeed86]

Man I've watched these over and over!! Fantastic!! You guys should make another film with trip in it!!!!!!

[PublicDisgrace2]

I know who his neighbor is....!

[KPop021]

RIP Jackie Chan Q_Q

[kefer123622]

I like the shake and blur behind the knife when the asain gets stabbed

[Akieth0]

rofl 'hey asian look out for that sword!"

[Sethroith9]

oh shit, i lied again

[StumpHugelarge]

This video touches me deep in my soul

[Ididnotdothismyself]

saw first 15 seconds and fav'd

[KayEmaN]

LMAO @ Demon Sword vs Sailor

[balukaaaa91]

what does the "where's everyone" satyrises?

i think it's like Mr. Satan from DBZ. if it's not, than some1 please proove me wrong.

[sloth545]

@balukaaaa91

if it is even satirizing anything at all it would be something more mainstream than DBZ

[HeavyD2544]

I thought 28 Days Later. Or is it weeks? Who knows, it s just another fucked up story.

[cheeselovingtree]

RIP mike ashe

[XxLexington92Xx]

the best show on the planet

[ahhyoufaka]

its Eric from tima and eric awsome show great job

[Spookoyuko]

That's it. I ams substituting this for Revenge of the Sith. it makes about three million times more sense.

[xDoughBoyXtreamx]

the asain part makes me laugh so hard, i have to watch it like every day.

[Sekinto]

Flying demon sword reminds me of Donkey Kong Country 2.

[Feyrhawk]

TRIP FISK KICKS ASS!

[Thegreatkazein]

"I'm a fool"

[anonlul]

Old people are awesome.

[Pyrofries]

this is so goddamn funny. the cushy music when people get CUT WIDE FUCKING OPEN

[shyneonabliss]

.....O3O...

[maninwhitedress]

Thank you for that, I was cracking up. I cracked up and doubled the crack up with wacky laughing. Especially the ending.

[NewAgeEagles]

over 7000 asians die each year over sword related accidents

[epiclulz66]

thats 9000

[SnowballTheDog]

WHAT 9000!?

[Palmcrusher]

THERES NO WAY THAT COULD BE RIGHT!

[ShrewdGentleman]

A flying demon sword chases a sailor.

[SnowballTheDog]

This guy is amazing! He preaches the truth. I was almost killed by a sword once. Swords fucking kill Asians too. Yep. Just like the one in the movie. I was a fool, I was fool... I was an Asian fool.

[machriderx]

oh and that "hey asian" line is priceless

[machriderx]

When he mentioned Asians, I immediately thought it was going to be some Samurai or Kung Fu dude but it just ended up being some random asian dude lying down and getting impaled with a sword out of no where which was fucking hilarious and completely random/unexpected.

[MyFantazmagazzle]

A nazi swordfights a fuckin' vampire nazi!

ROFL!

[SouljaBoyFuckinSucks]

these are fucking beautiful.

[raposofan]

Drew Hancock rules the world.

I bow to you sir.

[WILLTHECANADIAN]

That was the most awesome shit I've ever seen.

[EliteCake]

TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Ichorid55]

"Oh shit... I lied again" LOL

[PublicDisgrace2]

Queen of England would not Knight Paul Southern because he was a dangerous dickhead.  He left England to sell swords in Australia...and he is still a dangerous dickhead.

[JimDanjello]

What kind of asshole shit is this crap? I sell swords for a living and this kind of shit ruins my business.

[nnubiletus]

hahahaha... please tell me you're joking.

[Sheafiy]

oh QQ about it

[Pyrothon]

You must be Frank.

[theeyebilation]

this makes me wanna buy swords

[unclenazi]

"Alright, JimDanjello, you got it. I'll stop making my show.

Oh shit, I lied."

[brritkneee]

Oh, and now i have a god damn mustache.

Hahahhaah i love this.

[flaksucks]

Fuckin' sliced a baby in half.

I don't remember a time when I laughed this hard.

[beeftothetaco]

ahahahahahaha that was awsome

[ffh8666]

fucking swords!

[patbonton]

The only thing i've seen funnnier is the Fresh Prince parody (Dead Maddie of Bel-Air).

[theFFVIguy]

I feel like an idiot for asking, but are those books real?

[Ultimatesmasher]

nope

[Housemouser]

He looks like Big boss from with that mustache.

[flaksucks]

Kinda looks like EVA with that mustache.

I just had to.

[Housemouser]

He kinda looks like Solid Snake with that Mustache.

[GeoAtreides]

The music is: Michael Nyman -- A Wild and Distant Shore

[Feyrhawk]

Nature's hell sticks! LOL

[4orty5ive]

music from GATTACA?

[oneshot30]

whts the song at 320? pweaseee reply!!!!!!!!

[registeredviewer58]

If you're still wondering, it's The Other Side, by Michael Nyman. Film: Gattaca.

[registeredviewer58]

Sorry, that was intended to be a reply to Oneshot30's question

[Nyorochan4]

SWORDS

Azn's arch-nemesis

[l1m1tz]

When the trailer starts... there is this song played on the piano what's that songs name again?

[MoreGilmour]

It's a song from "Road To Perdition" not sure what's it's called though.

[MoreGilmour]

my bad, it's "Moonlight Sonata" by Beethoven.

[GeoAtreides]

The music is: Michael Nyman -- A Wild and Distant Shore

[Morgisakim]

LAWL

[andycadaver]

Oh dear god. This is the most incredible, amazing, incredibly amazing thing I have ever seen.

[Chibioz]

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open. :(

[Feyrhawk]

ASIANS PWNED.

[sh1pshap3]

a nazi swordfighting a vampire nazi!

[heavenspawn4]

o shit i lied thats classic

[dragonshockey8]

hey asian!

look out for that sword!!!

haha classic

[mahnarch]

Seconded.

It would've been funnier if the Asian guy stumbled into traffic and was killed by a car (making the sword a more indirect result of his actual death - like someone getting shot and falling off a balcony. The impact with the ground kills them but, the bullet may not have been fatal.)

Still awesome episode, though. lol

[Barl3000]

That is pure liquid genuis

[Elprede]

I LOVE the whole bit with the asian impaled. GOLD

[Feyrhawk]

HEHEHEHEHEHE

[joeyjoyce17]

AHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUCKING HILARIOUS

[rock1562]

you are a real dumb fuck who needs fucked in the ass by an Asian you shit face douche bag go fuck your dad you old bastard

[MuslimViking]

"A Nazi sword fights a fuckin' Vampire Nazi!"

"There's a fuckin' Evil Robot with fuckin' swords for hands!"

"A flying Demon-Sword chases a sailor!"

"King fuckin' Arthur and a goddamn alien!"

"And then a whole bunch of other crazy shit happens!"

lol, my favorite part. Reminds me of my Dad =D

[obliviousdreamer]

your dad must be one hard badass motherfucker

[ShamefulProductions]

I have that same fucking sword, the one that killed that Asian.

[YouFoolWarrenIsDead]

You bastard!

[obliviousdreamer]

thats badass

[narunaru129]

What's the music at :55?

[obliviousdreamer]

its a badass tune

[anormalanormal]

your right that is the awesomest thing I ever did see

[obliviousdreamer]

its also badass

[meshuggahfan]

swords fucking kill asians too. LOL

[Algernonimous]

lol, swords

[tobotron]

natures hell sticks.....

[tobotron]

natures hell sticks.....

[Kilowarning2]

whats the song called playing at 2:40

[Spoonhead]

Moonlight Sonata - Beethoven

[ElDoctorMono]

"Swords ... Nature's hell dicks" Damn, Trip Fisk is so fucking funny. Remember kids: " Swords will fucking cut you wide open " lol

[Daveb1391]

It's nature's hell sticks. ass

[hanswurst1667]

:D :D :D thats so frikken awesome :D

[tenderbloodrose]

My boyfriend showed me this, and i cannot stop watching it.

"I was an Asian fool" lmao

[BjornTuRok]

I had to stop this and go to the bathroom, because I had almost pissed myself during the sword Movie intro. "Swords. Swords will. Swords will fucking. Swords with fucking cut. Swords will fucking cut you right open!"

I wandered over to the stairs and fell down them because I was laughing so hard.

[CyndiNoName]

i havent laughed this hard in a while.. oh man

[sirfuzzitoes]

"and then tons of other crazy shit happens"

[minus000]

The music in the trailer is the score from the movie gattaca...

Awesome.

[effthausername]

You're a racist if you don't think swords kill Asians too.

[injectxme]

Swords, nature's hell sticks. They'll fucking slice a baby in half. Hahaha.

[gorzinplatz]

Swords will fucking cut you wide open!

[PirateLordRogan]

"HEY ASIAN, LOOK OUT FOR THAT SWORD!"

[shaye5]

LMFAO

swords fucking kill asians too

[MCHornickLive]

I love this series!

My favorite quotes:

"Oh shit, I lied again!"

"King fucking Arthur and a goddamn alien!"

These videos are so great, and yes I'd go see the movie! =D

[Spazman173]

I would definitely go see Swords Will Fucking Cut You Wide Open - The Movie

[Trookieness]

"A Nazi sword fights a fuckin' vampire Nazi!"

Possibly my favourite Trip quote. XD

[hybridofman21]

oh and ive got a mustache again

[damarei]

I laughed the most at the "Foreword by Norman Mailer" Part.

Hahahahahaa!

I'm reading "The Naked and The Dead" right now

[Reifgar]

What are the names of the pieces of music that play during the part where the Asian dies and then during the trailer for the movie.

[chickletta]

"The Moonlight sonnata" by Beethoveen.

[MoreGilmour]

Uh...no.

[MoreGilmour]

I mean...yes...there were 3 parts I forgot.

[rory2501]

The music was from the movie gattaca I think composed by Michael Nyman, not Beethoveen...

[CJMack1185]

The song playing during the most well acted death scene I have ever witnessed is "Road to Perdition" by Thomas Newman

[Galermolat]

so aweosme

[Newbeat946]

Man...I laugh at these every time

[rinote]

I was a fool.... an asian fool... xDDD

[Blushok42]

lmao

HEY ASIAN LOOK OUT FOR THAT SWORD

rofl best part ever

[Starfig]

God I can't stop laughing at "Oh shit! I lied again!"

[azuredex15]

w t f? thats so stupid

[kungfuwookie]

its trying to make a point about how people talk about guns.

[SONOFABITCH]

wrong

[kungfuwookie]

correct.

[monkeymatie]

this shit gets better n better

[eliinnos]

so awesome..

[samuraij89]

I'm glad my swords can't levitate through the air and stalk and kill someone.=P

[boorite]

Holy shit! I didn't know my swords could fucking slice a baby right in half!

[CSilva76]

this sucks

[dbqjoe]

you suck.

[dbqjoe]

it should be known Im not saying the vid sucks, I think its fucking awesome. My post above was in reply to someone douche who disagreed.

[hourna]

trip fisk rocks . shame on you frank.

[degraff19er]

this is one of the greatest, relatively undiscovered things on youtube. please make a third. please let me be in it. if you think that swords don't kill white men from the midwest, you're fucking stupid!

[dbqjoe]

I fully agree, this is one of the most enlightening things I've ever watched.

[kerplah2112]

What's it called?

[kerplah2112]

I must have the dying Asian sad song.

[gimmiedemkisses]

King Fucking Arthur and A God Damn Alien

[luckythirteen77]

I love the completly useless camera angle changes.