TSA Training Video

[rolynstone48]

Insanely genius - and a pure riot !

[marineskabar]

youre an idiot....

[stambataa]

Omg man u are not right in the head ! I wathed some of your other videos and I am sure you are not OK!

[mohawksoccerplayer]

damn dude wat kind of weed have u been smoking u gotta share some of the creative plant

[sgtrosenberg]

My mom thought i was watching porn.. :l

[DontTrustTaxCons]

This guy had a good idea -- do a satire on TSA training. But the dumb fuck did it so bad it's pathetic. He should have been dressed neater, had the camera further back, and not been so fucking obvious that it was a farce.

Someone tell the dumb fucker to be effective at satire, you have to approximate the real thing, at least initially

[mohawksoccerplayer]

dude this guy is fuking high

[mohawksoccerplayer]

he looks worse than kurt cobain high on heroin

[pigfarts992]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[shadowwolf386]

Once again Montagraph, You are AWESOME!!!!

[thc024]

dudes hair is a trip ;)

[bluediamond2077]

I'm never flying again with my family i'll drive from now on. I've not flown in 9 years and never will again.

[snapperco]

Ha !

[OurTimeIsOut]

Hey bro got one for ya. Remember the song Stroke Me by Billy Squire. How about Grope Me Grope Me.

[marypoppins2009]

The pervs needed a way to fulfill themselves....as no other opportunities exist...really....so, Chertoff helped them realize their life's dream!! How kind and thoughtful of that Nazi, duel citizen, mosaad...etc...dude...

[PeepsNotSheep1111]

they wan't to make sure women aren't smuggling explosive breast implants lol

[PeepsNotSheep1111]

like the inuendos haha

[kymtnrebel]

this guy is five shy of a six pack lol

[vikingjustice15]

AWESOME...SO AWESOME!!!! tHE FUNNIST VID I'VE SEEN IN MONTHS.

[vikingjustice15]

AWESOME...SO AWESOME!!!!

[hellsunicorn]

BWAHAHAHA!!! Monty, I think you literally came a few inches short of killing me with this one. I actually have to fly out of the country in about 2 weeks, so hopefully the opt out protests will limit the groping. But if not, the poster on here who recommended getting a boner before getting pulled aside might have just inspired me. hahahaha!!!

[ravenessex]

Good one Monty I agree we can't let them railroad us into accepting this I am not flying I am not giving the Airlines my hard earned money then put me through there Scanners or have me patted down like a criminal, or demoralize me nope not happening! guess I will be having holidays at home alone but sometimes we have to make choices that define who we are and what we truly believe I think we Need to hurt them in their Pockets Money Talks or the loss of Money in this case.

[toobiemaker]

ROFLMFAO!!

[ChrisoneillART]

hahaha thanks Dick Grope, I may join the TSA now.

[MrReadytogo09]

hahahaha

[R3alitySh0ck]

hahaha #LOL

[tridecca]

Love it!

[destructovision]

Why do people think flying on a plane is their fucking god given RIGHT? Its NOT! Its a privilege, and like any privilege you must earn it, in this case by PROVING YOUR NOT SOME INBRED MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT WITH A BOMB. You get patted down when you go to concerts, some courthouses, some stadiums. This is for THE GENERAL SAFETY OF THE PUBLIC, DEAL WITH IT. Bunch of whiny ass piss ant jews. ITS NOT LIKE THEY'RE FORCING A BODY SCAN TO DRIVE YOUR FUCKING CAR!

[krum369]

@destructovision They do this to Men/Woman and children, the chances of there being a suicide bomber are very very slim, and we shouldn't give up or dignity out of fear like cowards, and most people don't like this so it shouldn't be around.

[OurTimeIsOut]

You need to keep this going Monty.

[snooch1975]

thiss is wonderfull

[tygrefyfe]

A+ !

[TimeTraveler651]

Haahahahah.....Priceless ! Squeeezeeeee ! ☺ - Salty...

[waterchildtera]

cavity inspections !!!

doctor deep glove

or X-ray overexposed frequent flier .

for your next skits???

just a thought

[PrepSurvivor]

HaHaHa!!!

man, the TSA is so damn perverse

[TheShowmebby]

Monty your only supposed to squeze two times or its jacking off

[psywarteam]

WoW great peace of work man..ive said it many times, u the man .your right on target again. keep waking up the sheepish .I wish we could get you on the main stream people would shit there pants aaaahahahahaaha

[UtRadioGuy]

You need to call TSA Touching Someones Anatomy

[ladysweetsky]

omfg! what airport is this?!

[excaliburdd]

monty has ate his creepy-ios today

[JUSTuntil2012]

Whats next??"Oh,we gotta take your guns because we showed you our secret video of the terrorists with guns,so if we just take ALLLL the guns,then that will insure the terrorists DONT have guns."and when you refuse to come off your guns,GUARANTEED within 1-2 months"a nasty boogyman terrorist got on a plane with a gun because ppl protested the TSA gropers and gun ban. See? you didnt listen to daddy govt and you got burned again! Baby will learn!" what a crock of shit,you ppl are smarter than this.

[psywarteam]

@JUSTuntil2012 hahahah no there not smarter than that hahahah

[JUSTuntil2012]

MONTAGRAPH: What we are witnessing is the sneakiest, implimentation of BIO Metric / Body Image Data Minning! Come on man, it's right in front of your eyes!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^­^^^

WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! THIS IS THE REAL TRUTH^

[lpawl89]

this is kinda like how they made tag illegal for elementary school cause 1 kid died, 100% unnecessary. Uaz31, your absolutely right Americas future doesnt look so bright.

[JUSTuntil2012]

Alot of you better go find out who your"terrorist"IS.Its not the bad man in the cave with theAK-47.Its that smiling face running for re-election on your campaign contrib.,ready to lap up another years' salary on your dime.Your terrorist is the man you thought was to protect and serve your community,but does the opp.Your terrorist is theFEMA mgmnt.coordinators that left Katrina victims out to rot in that disease infested water,when they could have taken themTOtheFEMAcamps for a bowl of soup. :..(

[JUSTuntil2012]

* If Dick Gropes' video pisses you off, its because you know its true. Now you have 2 choices (and only 2 choices):

1.) STOP FLYING AND FORCE THEM TO CREATE MORE COMPLIANT SAFETY MEASURES.

2.) GET COMFORTABLE WITH WATCHING SOMEONE GET A PAYCHECK FROM MOLESTING YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN.

If you keep flying, then you might as well get used to it because HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SEEN THE GOVT. OR PRIVATE INDUSTRY BOW TO YOUR DEMANDS??? NEVER.

They only respond to one thing:

>>>>>PROFITS<<<<<

[jstearns9]

Always funny

[MGABBYB]

You are such a nut. But that's why I love you.

Imo, the TSA has been a joke from the onset. When I traveled during the early days of the TSA, I had to print out a list of what was and wasn't allowed because they didn't know their own rules.

And, there were the 'random' searches. Somehow, I was always 'randomly' searched. Yes, I've met Richard Grope, his wife, his cousin, etc...

If they did their job correctly from the beginning, they wouldn't need to be squeezing now..

[nycresistance]

LOL....LOL

[Uaz31]

I understand why some people would feel uncomfortable about this but really isn't it better than having the plane your own fall out of the sky in a fireball? I mean really.

If you don't like it don't fly. I don't think their doing enough really. Id like to see them give everyone a parachute and have a few undercover agents on each flight. Also they should be doing anal cavity searches if your not going to go thru the scanner.

[lostinthemix]

@Uaz31 Have fun with the TSA molesting your family ya freak! good grief!

[Montagraph]

@Uaz31 Ya know the LAST time America was attacked was by the HANDS of our own Govt & Everyone knows it! This is all just Pomp and Circumstancial bul shit at work! It's ALL about Control, nothing else! The people need to get in masses and refuse to fly. Dogs and bomb sniffers can do the exact same thing. What we are witnessing is the sneakiest, implimentation of BIO Metric / Body Image Data Minning! Come on man, it's right in front of your eyes!

[Uaz31]

@Montagraph

If everyone refused to fly then the prices would skyrocket. That wouldn't happen tho because theres alot of people who plain flat out don't care and will use the airlines no matter what.

Dog sniffers didn't detect the underwear bomber. They still have a huge security problem with the luggage too. Its been reported 80% of all incoming packages are not even throughly screened.

There are people who want to blow up these planes, and will succeed, thats no lie.

[Montagraph]

@Uaz31 Nah, I am sorryy - I do not buy this "Safety" bull shit for a moment! It's all about control. Period the, end! Uaz31, I am not trying to argue with you, but this is how more and more freedoms get TAKEN away, is from Ho Hum, I don't have anything to hide - squeeze my tits and sack - people! If someone want to do ANYTHING bad enough, it's done! So, these ass hats are playing the public and the public should STOP playing, all together! That's what I think!!!

[JUSTuntil2012]

@Montagraph Monty is right.If they wanna do something for safety,ask them to stop funding terrorism,stop running drug cartels and laundering the monies thru their failing oil companies,stop running the worlds largest heroin smuggling/child abduction-sex slave ring,stop putting mercury in vaccines,stop putting floride in water,stop testing radiation on innocent people,stop using fear tactics to try to control us, etc.If they do all that FIRST, then they can grope my nuts all day as a reward. :D

[JUSTuntil2012]

@Uaz31 I hate to tell you bro, but the underwear bomber was fake. Its all bullshit, man, and when you buy into believing that load of bullshit, this is the result: they get what they want out of you. Stop subscribing to their lies and you will see they get very angry because you are not being a stupid slave like they want you to be.

[Montagraph]

@JUSTuntil2012 Agree! "THEY" created that to install their Fraud Scanners for the rest of the sheep all on the pretense of "Safety". Safety, my ass!

[JUSTuntil2012]

@Montagraph YEP, and "they" (tptb) are just using it as an excuse to get their little biometric data mining across to further implement their grip of control, because we would have NEVER let it go this far without all that 9/11 false flag/ patriot act bullshit legislation that is motivated by fear. They have got you all scared so shitless that you allow them to finger-bob your children because they told you"its the safest thing for them".WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE,THIS IS THE FINAL STAGES RIGHT NOW

[Uaz31]

@Montagraph

Did you know that terrorists pay something like 25k to families of the deceased suicide bomber? Thats why they rushing to blow themselves up and they can think they are doing a God glorifying service in the process.

Its not going to go away any time soon. There will be alot more havoc yet to come. Don't forget about all the angry orphans in middle east now because of war too. I agree that its wise to not fly unless you got your own plane.

[JUSTuntil2012]

@Montagraph wow..it hasnt been said as good YET-as it was said by Dick Grope. Seriously,people.."terrorists"­have been blowing up/hijacking planes since the 70's/80's.Convenient how they just started doing all this shit to you in the wake of 9/11 (and the PAYtriot >ACT<). If you fly,and you dont like your children being fondled: STOP FUCKING FLYING!!! Its as simple as that.After about 2-3 months of not making money and the major airlines start to go under, they'll change their ways. You'll see...

[Montagraph]

@JUSTuntil2012 You are absolutely right!

[psywarteam]

@Uaz31 wake up dude or dudetriss anal cav search Really? Really ? hahahhahahhahahahahahahahah.BA BA BA >the sheepish will not inherit anything...

[BestVideoResponse]

"Dick Grope"

LOL!

[Montagraph]

@BestVideoResponse Exactly! lol

[SimpleSurvival101]

I can't figure out who is more nuts, you Monti or TSA, still leaning toward TSA, is that sad or what !!!!!! LOL!!!!!!

[JimmyCarol100]

Monty I looked it up an as of the 3rd quarter(Wall St) reports for profits as of 18 Oct 10 it was stated the top 9 airlines were to report a $2.4 billion dollar profit. 2.4 BILLION Thats the the most since '07 at $3.5 B, if people say hell no and not fly for about a week or two. I bet naked body scanners and body feelers would be a thing of the past. I'm sure bomb sniffing dogs and other measures could be employed. Gov jus do sumpn stupid. I cant believe men let strangers feel up wives/daugthrs

[Montagraph]

@JimmyCarol100 I agree! We The People need to tell these ass hats, FUCK OFF! When they lose Millions and Billions, they will listen!

[JUSTuntil2012]

@JimmyCarol100 THANK YOU!!! The statistics arent lying to you here, people. Your govt. IS. If you are a husband or father, and you still fly your family on a plane, DONT COMPLAIN!! Just STFU and watch patiently in the wings when that old perverse TSA agent "accidentally" finger-bobs your 4 year old daughter. YOU ASKED for it, dumb shit. Now just WATCH as your daughter screams because someone has their finger in her vagina, because its YOUR FAULT, DADDY. YOU LET THE BAD MAN DO IT TO HER...

[OurTimeIsOut]

dot zazzle dot com / tsa + tshirts

[sliverhi]

If you tip them will they give you a happy ending?

[Montagraph]

@sliverhi Oh I bet! hahaha

[MaKaElectric]

Awesome! LOL!

[pantheongaia]

Weird coincidence...Conan O'Brien did a TSA skit on his show tonight. :-/

I particularly wasn't keen on making light of the situation...

[barnett1129]

Good grief where do you get these ideas...LMAO........

[HorrorAngel666]

Sounds like we need someone to keep us safe from the TSA

[700eyesonly007]

I think I'll go charter flight and pass on the TSA. If you have enough people in your group it might even be more economical then going commercial flight. Thanks for all your help Richard Grope! lol.

[marvelstryfe]

shit i love your vids and especially the ones about the NWO Soldier

[dcbama3209]

I think its about that time to "Chew bubble gum and kick some ass"... Anybody that touches me without permission will get the fucking beat down...

[rpazjr]

All the people that go threw the microwave scanners are morons just opt out if you get cancer nobody to blame but yourself sheople! Your naked body images deserve to be on the internet for being stupid! Ignorance is no longer an excuse!

[eric5906]

I wouldn't mind the groping if it was a hot little latina or asian babe doing the squeezing. But, seriously, I applied for a TSA job several years ago and somehow, with a masters degree, I flunked the test. I laugh everytime I fly and look at some of the chowderheads screening me.

[GalacticAlignment]

@eric5906 I think that's the point. They want to hire the people who will least likely ask questions.

[seven0sevenizdashiz]

i started laughing before the vid started, hella funny dude

[eric5906]

@seven0sevenizdashiz : hell, yeah! Monty is a funny guy. I just dig his hair, too.

[GalacticAlignment]

@eric5906 Yup, the molester-type hair finishes off his look of a TSA agent.

[spineadjuster13]

I dont always fly, but when I do I ALWAYS OPT OUT!

[Robzombie922210]

if i knew TSA partied like this everyday i would of been working for them a long time ago haha

[USoSilly2Me]

lmao.... : )

[GreatDepressionTwo]

They better kiss me ,and by me dinner before they squeeze balls :---)-(o:

[frankcoffee]

It was the underwear bomber that prompted the new TSA search technique. The shoe bomber terrorist prompted the shoes off technique. Let's hope the next terrorist doesn't put a bomb up his ass.

[pantheongaia]

@frankcoffee Nah, the next terrorist will have a bomb in his frontal lobe. Then all travelers will have instant free lobotomies! The population will be much easier to control that way!

[1983JuanCarlos]

@frankcoffee hahahaha this is right!!! I don't even want to imagine it!!

[GreatDepressionTwo]

BRO' DON'T SQUEEZZZ BRO'.

[LivingHistorySchool]

I give you two thumbs up...and a grope

[HistoryTours]

nice ;)

[oterra64]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha one of your best work

remember on your next video as richard grope be sure to add all the other "Appropriate" things on which you are supposed to do huhuhu

[Dajuhan2u]

Monty, don't clutch my scotum or we will have problems

[nanotech2020]

now all the TSA trolls will be showing up. You really did it this time Monty, lol.

[Montagraph]

@nanotech2020 Yeah, they will and I truly hope that they learned someone, I mean, something! hahahah

[crypter27]

Hahaha,good one Monty!

[StevenM818]

LMAO

[Camiloo21986]

OH MAN, this was so hilarious.... but it was kind of painful to watch you squeezing those fake balls.... i had to cross my legs for a while LOL..... but we got to see how much you enjoyed being one of the TSA agents XD

[CurrentlyDisconected]

sQEeeEEEzee !!!!!

LMAO

[SmutFi]

LOL!

[ftownballa1]

nice!!

[Maynardsat]

Squeeeeeze! Yes! Now that I have watched this I am going to become a TSA agent. No dudes or fatties though.

[Montagraph]

@Maynardsat They are hiring! 

[theplanetwhisperer]

free sex included with every ticket. just ask for the special. lol

[Tonytime1]

LMBO!!! I am so glad that I found your channel recently. You are either insane or extremely talented and gifted. LOL I am not really sure which it is at this time! lol But seriously... you are the type of individual that makes life interesting and I look forward to your videos! All the best to you!

[SAMHOUSTON56]

ha!!!!!!!!!

[BestVideoResponse]

Hey, don't punk the junk!

[StarrJaded]

lmao, that was hilarious ya freak! :P

I'd never go through one of them xray scanner thangs...mmm I'd have to say I'm never flying again. I have only flown once and I absolutely hated it. Even if it's across the damn country... I'll drive thank you =)

[Montagraph]

@StarrJaded Yeah, no doubt! People are organizing an Opt Out day Nov24th

[StarrJaded]

@Montagraph That's awesome, hope people make an impact of some sort!

[vashguud]

My JUNK my JUNK.... talkin about MY JUNK.... MY JUNK... I got blue beams .. on my mind... 767 holograms.. while I stand in line. WTC Steel might be hidden in my balls I got some from an Indian scrapyard where they broke ground for the new Frogger Harley Davidson Plant.

[cassidy1227]

puhahahahahahaha  LOL

[BeantownJim]

I feel violated, watching this video!

[Philnatic1776]

SPEECHLESS ! WOW... ROFL

[Montagraph]

@Philnatic1776 When they get a hold of your Balls you will be speechless, too! lol

[Robzombie922210]

@Montagraph u can give them a surprise and get a boner b4 going through security lol bet they'll be all like nvm i've seen enough

[Montagraph]

@Robzombie922210 What a great idea! hahahah

[tainorebelde1]

HAHAHAHA!!!

[DrDissent]

Damn this is funny. Disturbing... but funny!

[Montagraph]

@DrDissent It is so damn true! Yikes. Please share this video with all of your McDonald Employees! hahaha

[MrMADMOFO]

Dont touch my junk Bro , I dont balme that guy I would have been arrested for knocking the shit out of someone ! Great video !

[toddhawley]

i don't get it....They never grope me.

They always run me through the scanner and laugh hysterically. I guess I'm just a funny guy.

[BumperTapper2]

Hahaha!

[RenegadeTimes]

There is an IQ requirement of 60 or below.

[psywarteam]

I hope like "HELL" some how this finds its way on to the national head line news : That would be fuckin awesome .I would laugh my fuckin ass off...It would be funnier than Von Helton Telling his mommy that no one on youtube believes he engineered the fuckin stealth bomber = Classic..

[lostinthemix]

Nice to meet "Dick" i mean Richard, 5 stars HANDS DOWN, but not in my pants huh "Dick" lolol. peace Monty, Norm :)

[wisdomprophet777]

Sadly thats a pretty accurate display of TSA

[mutexnet]

TSA employees come from the same labor pool as McDonalds employees. And it shows.

[wingnut4427]

O_o I am deeply disturbed now.

[Montagraph]

@wingnut4427 Next....ahhahaha Get in line, stay still! It's all about making everyone safe! lol

[wingnut4427]

@Montagraph I know You said kissing & licking were not appropriate But if it's a hot chick patting me down... Well ... I guess I wouldn't mind. lol

[Montagraph]

@wingnut4427 Ahahahaha

[metalkrafter1]

Richard Grope @ titty sack administration!!! I near fell out of my chair I laughed so hard. Monty you know how to turn a dull Monday around.

[Montagraph]

@metalkrafter1 Ya know the TSA-Titty Sack Admin is hiring! They really want you to FEEL good about your job! You have to have HANDS ON experience and be able to opt in when people opt out! hahahah

[THISISZION42303]

funny ass shit monty...love it man!!!!

[skybirdbird]

i feeeeeel so safe now!

[Montagraph]

@skybirdbird Me too!

[IronRangeSurvival]

I just want to know if I can request a women inspector, for the "Full Grope" with the "Happy Ending"??

[Montagraph]

@IronRangeSurvival You will have to speak with "Sharon Grope" ahhahaha

[waterchildtera]

no it's TOUCHING SEXUAL AREAS !

TSA

and why do they play the song from the album TOMMY the who {uncle ernie}

all day long at the tsa

[theeastwatch]

BAAAHAHAAH Monty always fantastic when you can make me choke on my drink within the first line of your vid.

This one was great. Like.

-TEW

[TexasPreppersNetwork]

LOLZ

[happygalmarried]

LOL